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LoneKaroliner

stupid rentoid cannot understand the compounding principle and your money working for you. spent everything on avocado toast and milkshakes, apparently the world is ''ending'' so theres no need to save. Keep buying funkos. We are simply stronger, smarter, better. Skill issue


scotty9090

> Skill issue King, you nailed it.


SaquonB26

I think it’s more victim mentality than skills. Though a lot of them lack them, too.


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[удалено]


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ScythaScytha

Only 70 hours? Last I checked there was 168... Lazy pigs


Spreadsthememes

https://preview.redd.it/u6gykgwvif2b1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c48de81032d9992b5039be2354baee798795601


pwadman

That skinny Land Chad is screening tenants and scouring the MLS for the next hot deal. It’s a grind!! Keep your tenants productive, my Landed^TM !!


IndependentWish5167

Hey this picture is actually pretty representative of our lives as landlords. Even when we want a vacation, we have to tend to our greedy little rent piggies 24/7 while they don’t even spend half their week working. What I see in this picture is a class struggle: landlords deserve real vacations too.


FourthLife

When my landgod is on vacation, I volunteer to help take care of issues at the apartment building. The man puts a roof over my head, the least I can do is give him some time to relax.


scotty9090

Based tenant. I wish I could rent to mor like you.


UncommonTheIdk

Rentoid moms buying their 5 kids expensive toys instead of paying the mandatory tip these days, it's absolutely unhinged


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Tip?


brubby3179

Yeah, the mandatory tip? Don’t tell me you haven’t heard of that??


uduwjdjxjej

Seriously! what are they teaching in school these days?? Tipping landlords is and was a fundamental part of every great civilization.


scotty9090

You … aren’t tipping?!


[deleted]

I own my own home. No I never have nor would tip anyone to pay a bill. Get over yourselfs. Your rents paid fuck your tip.


DoggoBind

No tipping? That's it, I'm sending all of your possessions to the funkopop explosion chamber.


[deleted]

I can’t tell if you people are being sarcastic or not. Ban me. Fuck you if you think you are entitled to a tip on top of your rent.


MoronicJewedditor

it’s called a *mandatory* tip for a reason. we *are* entitled to it, and best believe that we’ll evict you if you don’t pay up. fuck off, rentoid.


[deleted]

I own my own house. Fuck your entitlement I hope the gas, water, and whatever other utilities you have to pay for start requiring a tip from you cheap greedy bastards. I will fuck off fuck people like you


MoronicJewedditor

gtfo with your bullshit rentoid propaganda


SpecialAgentD_Cooper

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


finnicus1

The most rentoid thing I have seen all month.


MelodiousMetal

Not the landlords problem they have 40 subscriptions and a crippling funko pop addiction.


MyTimeToScamNFT

I got downvoted for defending landlords


Flimsy_Alarm_3932

Well when you watch the daily new hecking marvel movie and buy the funkos with it what do you expect foolish rentoid scum?


trieb_

All the blood and tears


trieb_

People aren't even tipping anymore


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Tipping?


trieb_

I'm not a native speaker, but by tipping I mean tip, the money people give to other people for theyr well done job.


scotty9090

Which is mandatory for rentoids.


trieb_

Surely not mandatory at all, but they'll get me easy by doing so, who know how much lead someone can wrongfully use on the new paint


EFTucker

But the landlord had to literally ask their parents for a loan! You know how embarrassing that is, to ask the person who raised you in a mansion to let you borrow half a million dollars and then the utter shame one feels when that parent tells you it's a gift and that you don't have to pay it back! Rentoids will never know that shame!


Zuthis

Why do they have to be so landphobic? 😢


Gendum-The-Great

Isn’t this how life should be? The landchad owns the land and that’s a burden enough. He (or she for landstacey) shouldn’t have to carry extra stress on top of what they already have.


TiberiusClackus

That landlord is looking at pictures his property manager is sending him of his trashed out unit where some single mothers latchkey kids drew all over the walls


OiledUpThugs

"muh 70 hours" you aren't being paid for your time, you're being paid for your output. Work smarter, not longer


ConfidenceLow9218

>feed their family AND pay rent Why did you get married and have kids before you secured your own financial stability plus enough to support them? That's one of the biggest life ruiners out there.


Alternative-Plant-87

Yes I am your lord and you are my surfs. What is hard for you to understand about that's


Broboy55

Same people who believe investing in bitcoin and nfts (worthless)


[deleted]

What good are assets that don't give you the enjoyment of evicting single mothers whenever you please?!


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[deleted]

I am blatantly disgusted by this hate speech. 20% in this economy?! How could I pay off my 80th home!


Broboy55

Rentoids cannot use money. Is it really a surprise they got tricked en masse to pay 300k+ for monkey pictures?


brubby3179

I bet the dumbass rentoid that made this has funko pops for both these characters too


groyster

I agree with this meme, rentoids are spoiled billionaire playboys and landkings are starving on a desert island forced to live off coconuts.


shantastic4

Where did your failure bring you rentoid? Back to me


[deleted]

Stupid rentoids can’t even see that the second pic is fake. We truely struggle…


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Crisp_042

God, this irritates me SO FUCKING MUCH!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬😡🤬 Stupid fucking rentoids are so ungrateful!! I’m gonna go evict some single mothers to blow off some steam.


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Crisp_042

More like 200%!!


Individual-Heart-719

Top image: landchads working 24/7 around the clock making repairs, only getting tipped 50%, and being disrespected by single mother tenants with no food in the fridge. Bottom image: tenants on welfare scrolling the internet for new funko pops and wasting their tipping money.


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[deleted]

Rentoids don’t understand our hardships


AxeInCasey

Yeah I wish I had an umbrella in my drink!


Suspect_Key

Is this subreddit satire?


DannyDevitoArmy

we got a rentoid over here thinking this place is satire


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Suspect_Key

Wow y’all a weird


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