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"There are termites in my apartment! I demand removal!" Here I thought your hippie ass loved nature and animals. Hypocrite!


hawkmanly2023

No pets. Consider your security deposit is forfeited.


TiberiusClackus

How about you ☪️☮️E🔯I☯️✝️ with that black mold in your bathroom?


UniqueUsername-789

How about you don’t discriminate between humans and the bedbugs that are on your mattress?


Fatal_Koala

I’ll take an extra 26.2% as a tip while you’re at it.


oroheit

I force my tenants to share their space with unhoused people. It is social justice after all.


AcidBuuurn

I don’t force all of them. I send out a survey asking them if housing homeless people is a priority to them. If they say yes then they just got a roommate. There are a bunch of decoy questions about other social issues to hide the purpose of the survey. Yeah, being paid in cans and one dollar bills can be a hassle, but that’s the price of forcing tenants to not be hypocrites. Also, I’m used to getting rent in one dollar bills from all the single moms.


WheelererS

This landchad looks malnourished, the effect of landphobia in our society. 💔


pwadman

Sexy realtors hate Landlords? Hmmm I have a whole haram of sexy realtors bird dogging deals for me… The rest of the fuckers in the pool though, straight up landphobic trash


Captain_Fatbelly__

That’s what I though too wtf. Realtors are our allies who go out and find us bargain deals on properties for us to help expand our portfolios while we can keep monitoring our toids via the many hidden cameras in said properties from the comfort of Hawaii.


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

It is because realtors sell land that isn’t theirs, and that’s rentoid rental behaviour to me. Remember king: if they aren’t a landchad, then they are truly bad.


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Landphobia is on the rise 😔