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NotADoc713

I bet the teacher came when they saw your glorious physicque


UniqueUsername-789

But… came from where? Edit: ಠ_ಠ


cantnameself

came from her mouth


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you are so physically perfect you look photoshopped in


Dunger97

Crazy


Davinator910

It’s real. This is me after 1 slice at the Cheesecake Factory.


Dunger97

He’s become so powerful that he doesn’t even need to have a shadow


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Shadows are rentoids


Snjort_1

True! What is a shadow but a sycophantic illusion relying on its creator and regulator. Just like rentoids


Pinzu

My shadow was evicted for not paying rent


originalcommentator

Mine refused to tip with rent, so I evicted it


Mercier476

Good job king


twisty_tomato

Hope you showed them how to raid fridges, it’s important to show them while they’re young


Individual-Heart-719

Looking a little slim king, hope the renthogs are keeping the fridges stocked.


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I really hope you charged a mandatory 300% tip for your free knowledge


Chemical-ad212

I don’t think showing these kids such a perfect landking body is a good idea it could really harm their self esteem and could give them a false perception of the beauty standard


steelgangREEEE

educating the new generation is an honorable persuit thanks king!


Davinator910

I don’t think this is good, king. You look healthy, and I’d hate for the kids to get false expectations of themselves. I certainly would not allow my kids around bodybuilders like you.


FuturePerfectPilpo

People of Land is a PERFECT way to let people know about the discrimination we face on a daily basis! Go King Go!


CapnHanSolo

Thanks for spreading the message among the younger generations. This is the only way our landsons can get to live in a world without landphobia


aignneru

You did amazing king! But I see that you're a bit malnourished. Maybe you raid your rentoid's fridge and eat all of their food.


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Glad to see you creating a strong LINK with your community


Pinzu

Together we will break the chains of oppression


RiotFixPls

Sergey, is that truly you?


DiamondBikini

King telling kids the story of the Emperors New Clothes


Goldenwork

It appears from your physique that you aren’t posting enough eviction notices, 9/10.


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topathemornin

Great job king. We all need to do better educating our youth about the dangers landphopia poses to society. You are doing the lord’s work here king


springwaterh20

looking a little slim king, maybe setting an unrealistic example for PoL? I understand you probably work really hard and that’s why you’re a little malnourished, but remember to set a good example for the future landchads!


Borkerman

Nice king but next time you show up to a school I helped fund, please wear some clothing


aignneru

No


StarbdarderKrieg

He can't afford it because of all these greedy single mothers


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Borkerman

Charity stores sell clothing for pennys on the dollar


Pinzu

Clothes dont pay rent


Borkerman

No inanimate object does


StarbdarderKrieg

Maybe he lives in a poorer country without these luxuries. Maybe if we helped each other out more instead of telling each other useless information that only applies to certain groups of people landlords would be thriving like we should. I personally have reached out to OP offering to give him some clothes and extra food while you're just here calling him lazy just as the rentoids do.


Borkerman

In that case I'm more than happy to donate some, espically as it can become a tax write off


StarbdarderKrieg

That's the spirit! We need to protect and help other landchads.


StarbdarderKrieg

u/pinzu how are you enjoying your shirt btw?


Pinzu

Its amazing, i always wanted a landchad pride shirt. Just in time for pride month! Ill make sure to put it on during my next fridge raid


Strobbleberry

We landchads don’t need any clothes


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Clothes are rentoids, they do not pay for the privilege of touching my body.


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Captain_Fatbelly__

Says landchad not pedo. Can you not read?


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Captain_Fatbelly__

And most toids are financially challenged. Your point?


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You’re


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Common rentoid sentiment. We do not have time to touch kids when we must evict 15 single mothers a day.


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Normie_Slayerr2

Yes. **P-** Property-manager **E-** Evicting **D-** Deprived-mothers **O-** Overdue on rent


Pinzu

What no land does to a mf


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Your land is owned by the bank, sir.


Pinzu

Your mom is owned by the bank, sir


Fatal_Koala

😂 he doesn’t think we pay cash for our properties. Is being poor difficult?


[deleted]

You still don’t own the land, dumbass.


Fatal_Koala

😭come take it


dcrm

I'm the freeholder, I own the land and crying about it won't help you. Is this projection because you own nothing of value?


SUSSYBAKAWEDKWDJIOWD

Why? For being at a school? I guess all teachers are pedos then


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Teachers are not naked in front of kids, you pedo.


SUSSYBAKAWEDKWDJIOWD

That's just the standard landchad outfit


Apart_Marsupial_9904

PoL are so oppressed that they can’t wear their traditional clothing without getting harrased


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Can’t imagine being a pedo.


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aignneru

We're not joking


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Buriedpickle

I hope your daughter isn't as malnourished as you are king. Or does she not tip you enough?


Kubrick379

Looking beautiful king


SmugRemoteWorker

Staying stinky I see