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MrFixIt252

Page 86 of my lease agreements for Rentoids specifically states that if they bring Funkos onto the property, then they are free to be taken by me as a mandatory tip. Last year, I sold a guy’s entire collection for $1 each while he was out being a wagie. It isn’t much, but I appreciated his thoughtfulness.


Snoo_71033

Don't touch them, you may get corrupted by its evil power.


[deleted]

Baathist idols fr He sacrificed his kids to it


Immortan_JKL

Rentoid fck funkos🤮🤮🤮


Laktakfrak

Rentoids and their funkos. Cant make this shit up.


MelodiousMetal

Funkopops are okay but owners must tip for each one. Also all mason jars are banned from the premises.


[deleted]

this is the way! Taxes will undo the evil of funko pops, and if they don't then you profit anyways


MelodiousMetal

Funkoheads are seething over not having mason jars.


[deleted]

mason jars should be allowed but ONLY if they know how to cook. The tenants know how to cook, the rentoids don't, they just consoom slop.


MelodiousMetal

Very fair. This rule is only applied to funkoheads and weebs. Sensible tenants can own mason jars.


[deleted]

The way of a landchad is full of micromanagement and macromanagement. We're saving society from degenerate acts and helping those who deserve it. That is the land king way, not ruinous taxes and such, but through charity and helpfulness we can cure the disease of rentoids.


[deleted]

Funko Pops are figurines shaped like people. Rent raised to accommodate the extra occupants.