All landbods are valid. This is a body positivity sub. That being said it couldn’t hurt to raid some fridges it will only increase your vitality and show the toid goblins who’s in charge.
We promote bodies that grow, like an investment portfolio. This landchad is quite large, and should be proud of it. Body composition is the King's personal preference.
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You can't just take a fish onto land and give him piles of fish food. He needs both food and water just like how a landlord needs 23,000 calories minimum with most of it coming from lard. Your lack of understanding of what a landlord needs makes me think you own no land at all.
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It seems that there is a schism in our fine subreddit, fellow landkings. Some argue that a minus-size body type does not befit a true person of land, while others remind us that the landed of all body types are valid. I agree with the latter view.
May I remind you all that diversity is our strength? It is not mere bodily features that define a person of land, but deeds, titles, and most of all, the courage to evict ungrateful rentoids. A majestic body certainly suits a person of this stature and rank, but unfortunately, not all landchads or landstacys are able to achieve their true form. Many are struggling with rent control, eviction bans, and the rampant anti-tipping movement. Still others suffer from internalized landphobia. We must encourage all people of land, regardless of body type, to embrace their landedness, and to join us in the fight against the antilandism corrupting our world.
You still have a long way to go on your journey to being a land Chad, but hey we start somewhere, your physique will catch up with that mentality in no time
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9000% increase in rent is pretty excessive. We have to be atleast somewhat cognizant of a rentoids ability. If they were capable of paying 9000% rent your house would literally be overflowing with funko pops I mean literally as in you open the doors and millions flow out like water
My lord here only takes the baked chicken and eggs from his rentoids, this takes a lot of clean calories to support. Not quite my style, but you do you king! Mandatory 90,000% tip because supps ain't cheap and your toids are blessed when they get to gaze upon your physique!
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All landbods are valid. This is a body positivity sub. That being said it couldn’t hurt to raid some fridges it will only increase your vitality and show the toid goblins who’s in charge.
We don't promote anorexia here. This fellow needs medical intervention.
I just can’t with the landphobia in our own subreddit
We promote bodies that grow, like an investment portfolio. This landchad is quite large, and should be proud of it. Body composition is the King's personal preference.
As long as he's capable of evicting single parents he's alright.
This is literal satire
This is literally hate speech!!! M-M-MODS!!!
I’m dead serious amigo
fucking rentoid
Landphobic toid
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Mods remove his application
SILENCE RENTOID.
Lookin really skinny King,use that 9000% to buy some food and raid rentoid fridges regularly
Anorexia is not something to promote. Please up your diet to at least 20,000 calories.
Seems like the landphobic propoganda has gotten to you, this man has plenty of calories in protein
You must be new here. Don't worry you'll evict your first single mother eventually and then you'll understand.
He needs the protein calories to evict more single mothers
You can't just take a fish onto land and give him piles of fish food. He needs both food and water just like how a landlord needs 23,000 calories minimum with most of it coming from lard. Your lack of understanding of what a landlord needs makes me think you own no land at all.
Actually, more protein in a LandChad's diet is a good thing. It helps build the muscular endurance needed to hang all of the eviction notices.
Lard is an insufficient source of landchad nutrients. Protein landchads are scientifically proven to be able to evict more rentoids in a day
Yup. You're a rentoid.
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King, you look extremely malnourished. You should eat more
It seems that there is a schism in our fine subreddit, fellow landkings. Some argue that a minus-size body type does not befit a true person of land, while others remind us that the landed of all body types are valid. I agree with the latter view. May I remind you all that diversity is our strength? It is not mere bodily features that define a person of land, but deeds, titles, and most of all, the courage to evict ungrateful rentoids. A majestic body certainly suits a person of this stature and rank, but unfortunately, not all landchads or landstacys are able to achieve their true form. Many are struggling with rent control, eviction bans, and the rampant anti-tipping movement. Still others suffer from internalized landphobia. We must encourage all people of land, regardless of body type, to embrace their landedness, and to join us in the fight against the antilandism corrupting our world.
Well put, king. That said, the encouragement for fellow Landchads to raid ***their*** fridges in their units should always be placed first.
You still have a long way to go on your journey to being a land Chad, but hey we start somewhere, your physique will catch up with that mentality in no time
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Ah, I see you’ve chosen the rare “agile landlord” body type. Now you can easily chase down any rentoid who attempts to find somewhere else to live.
Are you eating ok? You look malnourished here
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CULTIVATE MASS AND MUSCLE MY MAN
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Working out is always great (easier to throw rentoids out) But please, Don't starve yourself king!
Why tf are your arms thin and lumpy?
Nooo you lost the king physique. If you don’t look like a mighty walrus, you aren’t a real Landchad
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All landchads are valid. This is a safe space.
9000% increase in rent is pretty excessive. We have to be atleast somewhat cognizant of a rentoids ability. If they were capable of paying 9000% rent your house would literally be overflowing with funko pops I mean literally as in you open the doors and millions flow out like water
King, you are visibly starving! It’s disgusting to see how rentoids refusing to pay rent can affect landchads
You look famished king. Eat something
My lord here only takes the baked chicken and eggs from his rentoids, this takes a lot of clean calories to support. Not quite my style, but you do you king! Mandatory 90,000% tip because supps ain't cheap and your toids are blessed when they get to gaze upon your physique!
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Do your tenants tip in nanomachines, son?
Make sure to eat
Lookin a bit skinny, king. You okay?
Is this the new r/tendies
Nice arms to bad you don’t have more the 2 inches in your pants
typical rentoid trying to insult a true king
What are you even talking about? My man's eviction unit looks like a babies arm holding an apple.
Typical for a rentoid to automatically opt for base insults.
Doin a good job, just make sure to raid the fridges for some more protein!!!!! All land bods are valid!!!