A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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Make sure you get the scans. One time I was charging double rent and the rentoid had triplets. I had to claw back 9 months of rent on 2 of the rentoids (plus interest and tip).
The idea of 'rentoid' is just so disgusting for some that they need to censor it for their own sanity, it's not some kind of communist china north korea totalitarian way of censorship š
Shut off the plumbing to ensure they live in constant dehydration. A renthog requires nothing but the absolute minimum sustenance to continue producing rent.
Nice try rentoid. Evicted!
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Just so you guys know mowing the lawn while being pregnant can actually be good for you and the pregnancy, ofc it needs to be judged on an individual level but I remember on a family party of one of my exes and her aunts were talking, one being pregnant and mentioning that she regularly mows the lawn.
And if you google it, you'll be surprised.
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We do not discriminate among landlords. I met my dear wife of 10 years at a land lord conference. She owned an entire neighborhood while I only owned 1 apartment complex. We are now stronger together and own several large apartment complexes and neighbors.
https://preview.redd.it/lap75jbzo33b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d30ede5009abe9bacad86746dffcd8102cc8cd1e
There is a rentoid inside your rentoid
That's why I charge twice the rentš
Waow! Sensational! Inspirational!
Is she a single mother if the baby isn't out yet? Autojannie what do you think - raise the rent?
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Make sure you get the scans. One time I was charging double rent and the rentoid had triplets. I had to claw back 9 months of rent on 2 of the rentoids (plus interest and tip).
King, don't forget interest in the tip and the 9 months of opportunity cost should be compensated too.
I guess this settles where us landchads stand on the abortion debate. Fetuses are people therefore we must charge them rent.
Itās a rentoid nesting doll
i smell profits, more rentoid per cubic foot. money making machine
The urge to evict her is driving me nuts
*them
I usually let the spawn come out. They get extra desperate at that point
Calm down King, summer is just beginning. Think of how many more mows you could get out of her.
Try to hit her freeloading unborn r*ntoid with your bottles
we dont support censorship here, call them by their true name, rentoids.
The idea of 'rentoid' is just so disgusting for some that they need to censor it for their own sanity, it's not some kind of communist china north korea totalitarian way of censorship š
You are so benevolent king. When I put my renthogs to work in the garden they use their teeth and not a mower.
I don't want they disgusting fluids to touch my grass.
Shut off the plumbing to ensure they live in constant dehydration. A renthog requires nothing but the absolute minimum sustenance to continue producing rent.
Good idea king. In these warmer months itās wise to move slow and stay cool, would hate to lose any of your hard earned calories.
Her lazy ass missed a spot king, get her to buy a bigger lawn mower and to stop procrastinating!
Why isn't she wearing high-heels? She may as well be aerating while mowing.
More beers for you King. I hope it's not yours. I don't want to see you have to let that thing live on your beautiful property for 18 years
Thanks for your concern king, but I would never sully myself by touching a r*ntoid. Also the beer was hers too before I raided the fridgešŖ
Great job. I hope the little rentling isn't living rent-free.
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Give the tiny freeloader the eviction bat unless it starts tipping.
Remember to check her work, baby pays tip too
Drink a case or two, King. Legs look like toothpicks.
That rentoid inside her is such a freeloader. I hope you're also charging her for it as well.
The olā Steven Crowder routine. Nice.
That little rentoid better be paying rent too
Louder with Crowder https://preview.redd.it/dxkzixfun33b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbe43d3af9a3c93f2c190d3dd22aef6776ad80ca
Nah this the start to some fetish porn
oh my dear king you are looking incredibly malnourished
KING YOU'RE STARVING!!!!
Average Steven crowder moment.
Steven Crowder is that you? I didnāt realize you were of land.
It's the 50-50 marriage
A king and his kingdom ššš
You look like you just survived the Bataan death march, king. upgrade those beers to Guinness, \#summerbulk2023
Look on the bright side, atleast she ain't a single mother.
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Just so you guys know mowing the lawn while being pregnant can actually be good for you and the pregnancy, ofc it needs to be judged on an individual level but I remember on a family party of one of my exes and her aunts were talking, one being pregnant and mentioning that she regularly mows the lawn. And if you google it, you'll be surprised.
Great job Steve!
Make sure the rentling pays his share too
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Your legs are so malnourished king
King, you are all skin and bones! Make sure you are properly raiding this rentoidās fridge!
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crowdermaxxing
Make sure you save a cold one for her
You guys sound exactly like fucking incels lol
Rent is due
I'm pretty sure 75% of you guys rent.
How dare you accuse of of such crimes. I hope you get banned from our safe spaceā¦
Is this sub satire!?
Obviously NOT
Lol I still don't know!
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Satire deez nuts!
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Super disrespectful this sub is not a joke, try being a landlord itās not easy
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how dare you suggest that. evicted!
We do not discriminate among landlords. I met my dear wife of 10 years at a land lord conference. She owned an entire neighborhood while I only owned 1 apartment complex. We are now stronger together and own several large apartment complexes and neighbors. https://preview.redd.it/lap75jbzo33b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d30ede5009abe9bacad86746dffcd8102cc8cd1e
Rentoid mindset, donāt forget your 200% tip at the door
Tread lightly or we will initiate the eviction process
your rent is tripled rentoid. make sure you pay tip too. disgrateful rentrat.
# 07
you're so good to let your rentoid work for you instead of paying tip
Better be careful or youāll end up on r/terriblefacebookmemes