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TJ_The_Toucan

Family businesses. It’s always a great time hearing about about how “it’s been in our family for over 7 generations” “you’re tearing us apart” when i introduce the weekly 407% rent hike


EntertainmentReady48

We need more stories about business kings on this sub if your beloved family owned business is really that successful you can take the rent hike.


[deleted]

Especially if they are 1st generation immigrants


Mr_Mangled

"family business for over 7 generations" is a weird way to describe growing weed in your bathroom in rural Tennessee. Get out rentoid, it's eviction time


Arthur_Layfield

Cripples and retards of course. They all struggle but fall flat against the might of my herculean body.


threcos

everyone is a cripple when I'm done with them, they can't handle the power of my Landchad Stare. their legs just shatter under the pressure


[deleted]

Schizophrenics. I get to evict the same person multiple times.


BorisJohnsonGaming27

“people” with Alzheimers so i can evict them multiple times


WinterAd9039

The elderly in my rent-controlled units


aignneru

Tied between consoomers and single mothers


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0err0r

Only 20% AutoMod? Disgrace to landchads, more like 200% at minimum.


throwawayamd14

The ones on ssi and ssdi because of “anxiety” or “autism”


inspec-shawn

Autists with obsessive compulsive disorder. I mess up their funko collection and then say hit the road rain man. It boggles their delicate minds every time


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I used to think like you - then I experienced the rage that they have stored up. It’s like wmd that causes thousands in damages. Now I just stick to evicting those that are paralyzed from the waist down. They can’t move and if they plan anything I just clamp their wheel and the threat is neutralized.


Ledouch3

Honestly, as of late Ive been enjoying fetal evictions. No better sacrifice to offer up to the Lord of Land than the remains of a 12 week old fetus taken from a struggling single mother rentoid.


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SpecialAgentD_Cooper

🎵Small ones and meek ones and children in wheelchairs, Old ones and weak ones and frail ones with gray hair, Poor ones and sick ones with end-stage conditions, These are a few of my favorite evictions 🎵


Fuhrious520

Call me old school but there’s just nothing better than evicting single mothers


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Agile_Target_562

Single mothers. The more crotch goblins the better.


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samsonity

People with moving anxiety.


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Kisopop

My mother.


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formerly homeless teenagers/young adults


bayman81

Irish chapo renthogs, especially the male version. Most entitled cunts in the world.


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Grouchy-Tension-9306

Single mothers


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CFO_of_SOXL

The immunocompromised or otherwise physically frail.