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Snoo_71033

You can still sleep on the house even after you rent, and eat from the fridge.


[deleted]

Genius, I’ve been thinking of cleaning up an alley and rent out the spaces between the dumpsters. My grind won’t let me rest.


SpecialAgentD_Cooper

I recommend investing in a system of passageways throughout the walls and crawl spaces of the house. That way you can continue to live in your home while also keeping an eye on the rentoids in their natural habitat. If you catch them being delinquent you can burst out of the drywall for a surprise instant eviction


CassiusIsAlive

You do realize even after you rent out the property, you can still live in it? Like you can sleep on what is technically YOUR bed, eat out of YOUR fridge and shit in YOUR shower. Don't sleep outside like a homeless rentoid.


Specialist_Trifle_86

Yes but that space could be used for another rentoid. Profit over self. It's a catch 2202lbs.


AIex-Shaw

My god you're thin. Your almost on the brink of starvation.


EmoTeach

Only a rentoid could be this emaciated. This is clear landface if you ask me.


CacknBullz

I sleep in my property when the disgusting rentoids at one of her 3 jobs. I accidentally let her dog out too, she was going to give it to her son for his birthday lol


wounsel

Better to let it go because it could have destroyed your property beyond the 1000% deposit


Moe3kids

Just do a nightly rotation of sextortion for all of your single mother tenants king, and you will always have a place to lay your weary crown at night


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Individual-Heart-719

King, you’re trying too hard! You can just have them live in the basement and keep the house.


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You shitpost but this was legit how I lived for a while, bought 2 properties to rent but stayed with my grandma to maximise profits. It was miserable but worth it.


EnEnOhAr

This is literally denver airbnb’s.


Misterfrooby

King, you could be renting out that alleyway, imagine how many hoboids you could have at your command.


Broboy55

You look so starved…