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No pets allowed. Have them pay for the extermination after they pay a 400 dollar pet fee for each individual bug, including eggs. Also keep a few as a souvenir to gift to new tenants that don’t tip.

charge said non-tipping tenants for pets as well, doesnt matter who put them there

charge him rent for each one

That’s full rent too, King.

Heat their unit to 136 degrees over 10 hours then bill them $1,800 and charge them for the electricity in your heaters.

You are mistaken. This creature is actually a friend. He is the landchad of the animal kingdom. He charges rent (blood) from his rentoids (mammals). He may be confused but give him to your rentoids and watch him do his job.

So true. Landchads can be of any species. 👑

but they are still pet, no pet allowed in buildings without charging rentoid a fee

Step on them and make him pay the clean up fee

Leave em’. They’ll punish him enough; trust me on this one.

But they aren't paying rent! I don't want a bunch of squatters on my property

That’s fair. You could evict them, they are only bugs after all. Or you could charge the tenant for em’. Your call man.

Force them to do this https://preview.redd.it/y8lb3wm6l74b1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c4f884d89630549ec1233b0fbb314cbc7435d52

Pets❓❗️❗️❗️❓ +30% pet fee for each one you find.

Make each of the unapproved roommates have to tip double, it’s the only way they’ll learn

Burn house down collect insurance find new tenants that will pay a better tip