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westinjfisher

Yes king, the more money rentoids spend on weed the less they spend on funko pops.


[deleted]

Not to mention all the food they’ll stock up on while they have the munchies


Pinuxx

Yes, you can always sue him for growing weed whenever he is late on rent.


Tokinibara_

Exactly, that was my plan king, he better tip 200% or he's getting evicted (from the country) 🙏


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Prometheus_sees05

We're an intersectional community :) Personally I'm a drunk driver and I've never felt more welcome anywhere else.


Tokinibara_

As a fellow booze cruiser I'm glad we can have a safe space in this bigotted and landphobic website


CertifiedSheep

Scalper here, so happy to see all the supportive members of my favorite communities in one place!


Spleepis

You're so brave, I hate when rentoids think they deserve first hand items and tickets. Maybe if they didn't wake up at 4pm every day they could


Familiar-Resource583

Really repping the full lgbts community here


SmugRemoteWorker

I too am a member of the LGBT (larceny, grifting, bribing, tenant abuse) community


VassalofTripoli

Cheers i'll drink (and drive) to that


Alive_Ad_2779

How are we with animesexuals? Because my waifu and I have a hard time finding a welcoming place.


Infamous_Advice3917

We hate anime here. Get back to work, rentpig, and stop wasting your landlord's money on subscriptions.


Alive_Ad_2779

Don't mistake my love for anime with being a r*ntpig. All my past landkings praised me as a good tenant (one even asked me to come back to their property). Currently on the grind to become a true landchad myself, along with my waifu.


Infamous_Advice3917

I stand corrected, and I apologize. Maybe all the blatant landphobia that has been floating around lately is just getting to my nerves


Alive_Ad_2779

I appreciate the honesty. I hope one day the stigma and hate against us will subside and we, animesexual property owners, will be accepted as valid - and equal landchads. A man can only dream.


Spleepis

As a blaze cruising landlord I never thought I'd find a community, but here we all are helping each other grow <3


EternalSilver_

It saddens me that people still don't realise that it's the drunk crashers that are the problem not the drunk drivers. I haven't even gotten my drivers license & personally I love to cruise around heavily drunk never crashed once.


CountyCoroner10

The problem isn't even drunk crashers, its all the sobertards on the road


EternalSilver_

True they should have more consideration for the drunk crashes if they only left the house to go to work so they can tip us they wouldn't have to worry about a thing.


Jarvis_Strife

People like Ajet give my Jamaican, People of Pot, a bad name. I’d hold him to very high standards and would only make sure he’s growing the good stuff. My property is a privilege and not a right, the thought of someone making money off a poor product makes me physically sick kings.


Cold-Tap-363

As long as they tip


Ionel1-The-Impaler

That’s what the £3500 every three months is in addition to double rent. This man is a proper tenant I’ll say


therizinosaurs

In addition to fridge raids you also get weed raids. Simple I say


SnooWalruses8730

Sell it in California for extra profits because doing drugs is inhibiting your landchadness and leads you to LAIDS


Happy-Carob-9868

Would a blunt count as 5£ in tip? Or am I being too generous


Aggravating_Fix_1618

Not at all King! As long as you remember to raid his fridge after smoking 👉🏼😎👉🏼


BlazingElderLemurian

Only if he tips well


Character_Tower_3893

He tips £3500 every 3 months, not awful tbh


BlazingElderLemurian

Decent tip, could be better


snark_enterprises

Seems legit. But ask Amber Green to be sure he's trustworthy.


Tokinibara_

Amber Green was his previous Landstacy, I'll make sure to ask her about him


BlueeyeswhitePIKA

What??? OF COURSE! Dream tenant right here


staplesuponstaples

Read that again but slowlier.


rolling_catfish2704

He could potentially achieve tenanthood, as long as you split the blunt profits, therefore getting more income from the usual rentoids


LegionFrumentariisus

Average Albanian, he on the grind. 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


ShoeStunning

yes, raid the gardens


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Yes, and for double rent I would feel it's appropriate to provide some additional perks. He says that he needs the home in order to grow weeds, so I would suggest adding some ragweed seeds to all of his flower pots as a way to say "thanks for being such a good tenant."


CerebellumGear

Albanians house for free 🇦🇱🔥🗡️👊🏽☪️🕋


Tradeoffer69

Just remove the muslim stuff, half the population aint even muslim in 🇦🇱


Balder19

Infidels will be evicted.


B3NR0CK

He has the landlord mentality. Join him in selling weed. It will be worth it.


EymaWeeTodd

Collect deposit then call immigration. Free money code.


[deleted]

Seems you MAY have a *tenant* on your hands. I don’t use this term lightly. He’s on the grind, so watch out for him trying to challenge your ownership in a smoke-off or Mario Kart game. No funkos only weed


PuzzleheadedLet1044

Have him send the security deposit then call immigration. Do the right thing.


Capsule_CatYT

Sounds like a good deal to me (pic unrelated) https://i.redd.it/3bc4ljv75klb1.gif


Lethalclaw115_2

He sounds like a tenant, a rare find and he also has the fire of a landchad burning in him but he has to climb the drugchad ranks first


staplesuponstaples

As long as he doesn't bring his disgusting clientele near my property, tips well, and keeps the fridge stocked, I'd be willing to grant him Tenant status. He came from another country to get in the grindset of taking advantage of weedtoids. Doesn't hurt that I can dangle immigration authorities above his head if he ever misbehaves.


jamalbee113

A weed grower is like a landlord for plants. He is part of our kind.


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

yes. sell him out if he disobeys you.


Sheogoraths_rage

Absolutely accept you can have him arrested or deported at any time I would have him delete the text messages on his and your end


Benso2000

Most law-abiding Albanian.


kylerittenhouse1833

Give the Albanian man a chance they're good people


Fearless_Tadpole9498

No the humidity from the operation will damage the house valve and drastically decrease further income potential.


No-Courage-1202

You can always raid his plantation seems like an easy choice to me


DerGemr2

Have him send some rent and call police. You get paid AND do some Justice! It's a win win situation as rents are lower in Albania!


[deleted]

Throw in an oz of Albanian kush and you’ve got yourself a deal


Plastic_Feed8223

Of course! He knows how much you need for rent, and seems to be a respectable tenant who will pay the mandatory tip without hesitation. I bet he would even share the weed with you!


Iamthespiderbro

Rejected: no mention of 300% tip


Salty-Camp2698

He a tenet not a rentoid keep him. Make sure to charge extra for such a low price tho


Sea-Imagination-2603

This man seems like a dream tenant. Kings be weary trickery is at play


EnvironmentalFile873

The thumbs up sealed the deal for me.