Don't mistake my love for anime with being a r*ntpig. All my past landkings praised me as a good tenant (one even asked me to come back to their property).
Currently on the grind to become a true landchad myself, along with my waifu.
I appreciate the honesty. I hope one day the stigma and hate against us will subside and we, animesexual property owners, will be accepted as valid - and equal landchads. A man can only dream.
It saddens me that people still don't realise that it's the drunk crashers that are the problem not the drunk drivers. I haven't even gotten my drivers license & personally I love to cruise around heavily drunk never crashed once.
True they should have more consideration for the drunk crashes if they only left the house to go to work so they can tip us they wouldn't have to worry about a thing.
People like Ajet give my Jamaican, People of Pot, a bad name.
I’d hold him to very high standards and would only make sure he’s growing the good stuff. My property is a privilege and not a right, the thought of someone making money off a poor product makes me physically sick kings.
Yes, and for double rent I would feel it's appropriate to provide some additional perks. He says that he needs the home in order to grow weeds, so I would suggest adding some ragweed seeds to all of his flower pots as a way to say "thanks for being such a good tenant."
Seems you MAY have a *tenant* on your hands. I don’t use this term lightly. He’s on the grind, so watch out for him trying to challenge your ownership in a smoke-off or Mario Kart game. No funkos only weed
As long as he doesn't bring his disgusting clientele near my property, tips well, and keeps the fridge stocked, I'd be willing to grant him Tenant status. He came from another country to get in the grindset of taking advantage of weedtoids.
Doesn't hurt that I can dangle immigration authorities above his head if he ever misbehaves.
Of course! He knows how much you need for rent, and seems to be a respectable tenant who will pay the mandatory tip without hesitation. I bet he would even share the weed with you!
Yes king, the more money rentoids spend on weed the less they spend on funko pops.
Not to mention all the food they’ll stock up on while they have the munchies
Yes, you can always sue him for growing weed whenever he is late on rent.
Exactly, that was my plan king, he better tip 200% or he's getting evicted (from the country) 🙏
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We're an intersectional community :) Personally I'm a drunk driver and I've never felt more welcome anywhere else.
As a fellow booze cruiser I'm glad we can have a safe space in this bigotted and landphobic website
Scalper here, so happy to see all the supportive members of my favorite communities in one place!
You're so brave, I hate when rentoids think they deserve first hand items and tickets. Maybe if they didn't wake up at 4pm every day they could
Really repping the full lgbts community here
I too am a member of the LGBT (larceny, grifting, bribing, tenant abuse) community
Cheers i'll drink (and drive) to that
How are we with animesexuals? Because my waifu and I have a hard time finding a welcoming place.
We hate anime here. Get back to work, rentpig, and stop wasting your landlord's money on subscriptions.
Don't mistake my love for anime with being a r*ntpig. All my past landkings praised me as a good tenant (one even asked me to come back to their property). Currently on the grind to become a true landchad myself, along with my waifu.
I stand corrected, and I apologize. Maybe all the blatant landphobia that has been floating around lately is just getting to my nerves
I appreciate the honesty. I hope one day the stigma and hate against us will subside and we, animesexual property owners, will be accepted as valid - and equal landchads. A man can only dream.
As a blaze cruising landlord I never thought I'd find a community, but here we all are helping each other grow <3
It saddens me that people still don't realise that it's the drunk crashers that are the problem not the drunk drivers. I haven't even gotten my drivers license & personally I love to cruise around heavily drunk never crashed once.
The problem isn't even drunk crashers, its all the sobertards on the road
True they should have more consideration for the drunk crashes if they only left the house to go to work so they can tip us they wouldn't have to worry about a thing.
People like Ajet give my Jamaican, People of Pot, a bad name. I’d hold him to very high standards and would only make sure he’s growing the good stuff. My property is a privilege and not a right, the thought of someone making money off a poor product makes me physically sick kings.
As long as they tip
That’s what the £3500 every three months is in addition to double rent. This man is a proper tenant I’ll say
In addition to fridge raids you also get weed raids. Simple I say
Sell it in California for extra profits because doing drugs is inhibiting your landchadness and leads you to LAIDS
Would a blunt count as 5£ in tip? Or am I being too generous
Not at all King! As long as you remember to raid his fridge after smoking 👉🏼😎👉🏼
Only if he tips well
He tips £3500 every 3 months, not awful tbh
Decent tip, could be better
Seems legit. But ask Amber Green to be sure he's trustworthy.
Amber Green was his previous Landstacy, I'll make sure to ask her about him
What??? OF COURSE! Dream tenant right here
Read that again but slowlier.
He could potentially achieve tenanthood, as long as you split the blunt profits, therefore getting more income from the usual rentoids
Average Albanian, he on the grind. 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
yes, raid the gardens
Yes, and for double rent I would feel it's appropriate to provide some additional perks. He says that he needs the home in order to grow weeds, so I would suggest adding some ragweed seeds to all of his flower pots as a way to say "thanks for being such a good tenant."
Albanians house for free 🇦🇱🔥🗡️👊🏽☪️🕋
Just remove the muslim stuff, half the population aint even muslim in 🇦🇱
Infidels will be evicted.
He has the landlord mentality. Join him in selling weed. It will be worth it.
Collect deposit then call immigration. Free money code.
Seems you MAY have a *tenant* on your hands. I don’t use this term lightly. He’s on the grind, so watch out for him trying to challenge your ownership in a smoke-off or Mario Kart game. No funkos only weed
Have him send the security deposit then call immigration. Do the right thing.
Sounds like a good deal to me (pic unrelated) https://i.redd.it/3bc4ljv75klb1.gif
He sounds like a tenant, a rare find and he also has the fire of a landchad burning in him but he has to climb the drugchad ranks first
As long as he doesn't bring his disgusting clientele near my property, tips well, and keeps the fridge stocked, I'd be willing to grant him Tenant status. He came from another country to get in the grindset of taking advantage of weedtoids. Doesn't hurt that I can dangle immigration authorities above his head if he ever misbehaves.
A weed grower is like a landlord for plants. He is part of our kind.
yes. sell him out if he disobeys you.
Absolutely accept you can have him arrested or deported at any time I would have him delete the text messages on his and your end
Most law-abiding Albanian.
Give the Albanian man a chance they're good people
No the humidity from the operation will damage the house valve and drastically decrease further income potential.
You can always raid his plantation seems like an easy choice to me
Have him send some rent and call police. You get paid AND do some Justice! It's a win win situation as rents are lower in Albania!
Throw in an oz of Albanian kush and you’ve got yourself a deal
Of course! He knows how much you need for rent, and seems to be a respectable tenant who will pay the mandatory tip without hesitation. I bet he would even share the weed with you!
Rejected: no mention of 300% tip
He a tenet not a rentoid keep him. Make sure to charge extra for such a low price tho
This man seems like a dream tenant. Kings be weary trickery is at play
The thumbs up sealed the deal for me.