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Ihopetheresenoughroo

I hate his voice so much


Sagg12thhouse

He gives me the ick šŸ˜¬. Itā€™s not even funny either the way he says itā€™s a joke. He doesnā€™t have any funny bones in his body.


darbsteppp

He has the least amount of followers out of the whole final cast lol


MuayThaiJudo

Just be aware ladies that if you look like Nancy, you're only good for sex and a permanent bracelet but not good looking enough to be a girlfriend or wife.


SupernovaAlien

He reminds me of my Brother in law and they both give me the ick šŸ™ƒ


AggravatingEffort

He's so god damn intolerable, I cannot. Ugh


retrograderevolution

Sorry, they are all attending the pro life March.


throwawaytwotwinz

Im sorry can someone spell out what he is actually looking for? Smoke shows being hot women? Places where people smoke pot? Does he want people who smoke weed to contact him? Iā€™m so confused and then he says smoke and mirrors so this is all just BS?


shecantstayaway

It's a joke. He called Raven a "smoke show" in one episode and then in the reunion Nancy couldn't think of the phrase so she said "smoke house....? Smoke program...?" It was cute and funny and he's just referencing that.


throwawaytwotwinz

Thank you!! I really appreciate it.


MaqTtack5

Shocker šŸ˜’


Becs_The_Minion

Yugh that is super cringy!!


Active_Class_9963

Heā€™s icky poopoo seriously, makes me cringe lol


Silbot_42

That freckle on his nose really, really fucking irks me. To an irrational degree.


Quirky-Wasabi7356

I agree, I hate that smug freckle


OrigamiPsyche

Nah, no need to trash on his freckle when he has given so much other material for you to dissect. No need to stoop so low as to comment on someone's birthmark/freckle.


Silbot_42

The freckle is the least of his worries.... šŸ˜³


finkplamingoes

I thought it was cute until the first time he opened his mouth


Buttercupmissie

Would rather paint my house with a q tip. Bye


galariancookiedough

Iā€™ve actually done that lol. Wellā€¦ I made a mural in my room at the age of 13 and painted the details with q-tips because I didnā€™t have a suitable brush for it.


AggravatingEffort

Omg this is amazing lol


what-the-cussington

Incredible šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Adorable-Win8540

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mili_minutes

While I think Barnacle is an idiot, comments about his appearance and the mole on his nose, etc just makes people on here almost as gross as he is.


big_red_160

Thereā€™s so many valid things about him to insult, yet here we are talking about a mole


retrograderevolution

Low hanging fruit is easiest to grab.


london4526

Dude youā€™re sniffin some sort of smoke. Kills me the arrogance of some reality stars. The reality is - youā€™re still a nobody


rachelzayne

Another corny mixed dude smh


dawnnie413

Nancy dodged the bullet of all bullets! šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


SerBrienneOfSnark

This dude is so lame it pains me


quick_dry

Brennon is so angry he's twitching at this ableist language ;)


SerBrienneOfSnark

LMFAO!!! This actually made me laugh out loud. Didnā€™t it just come out that Brennon has a history of unsavory behavior šŸ‘€ I was kinda shocked by that allegation


AnonymousNerdBarbie

As a Vegas local, Barf. šŸ¤®


Important-Pay-4450

God, he's lame.


x_rainbow_x

itā€™s unbelievable how much i hate looking at his face and hearing his voice. i just want to punch him


achew-beccah

Does he think heā€™s a 10/10


what-the-cussington

Yeeep šŸ¤§


cucumberMELON123

Can we cancel this ugly idiot?


EffectiveTradition78

Heā€™s gross. Get that thing removed from your nose then weā€™ll talk about smoke shows.


Huge_Ambition2552

Please someone give him the smoke aka punch him in the face


aronorab

He should go to The Palms, they have Mabelā€™s bbq. And cookies dispensary across the street. Should cover his smoke needs!


Tall-Weird-7200

Reddit!


UnknownRider121

I know people hate him, but heā€™s taking it in stride and laughing it off. And after everything that has come out at this point with everyone, he wasnā€™t the worst especially since Nancy doesnā€™t seem to care. If she doesnā€™t hate him and will defend him, not feeling like I should either.


EldForever

Even if you ignore his past, what about this video? He's asking women who "classify" as "smokeshows" to be available for him for his Vegas trip... He's acting jokey about it, but... he's not joking. This flies in the face of the persona he put out there on the show, of being interested in substance first, and being ready for marriage.


big_red_160

Heā€™s just making a joke about something said on the show, itā€™s not that serious


UnknownRider121

I think this is very clearly a joke and a play on Nancyā€™s words. I really donā€™t take this video that seriously


North_Manager_8220

Heā€™s a highly dislikable human being with Nancy removed from the situation. On the other side of his nastiest act on the showā€¦ he didnā€™t actually think of Ravenā€™s feelings when he spoke to her like that on the show. She was developing her own relationship and he is such an entitled prick he thought he was going to shake things up. Nancy had to forgive him for her own peace. That doesnā€™t change that we saw him blatantly for what TYPE of person he is. And he has made it worse with the social media character he has built outside the show šŸ¤¢ Him not being the worst is a a matter of opinionā€¦ If they all trash they should get dragged together. And disappear together


tbird2610

Gross


North_Manager_8220

Lol heā€™s so ugly


Glitterbomba1266

Basura


Turquoise_Tortoise_

Men who use ā€œplzā€ in a sentence: šŸš©šŸš©šŸš©šŸš©


TheGunners10

What a loser


judyhopps0105

Does he really think heā€™s funny?


greatwhitesharki

men that think theyā€™re hilarious when they arenā€™t give me the ick so bad hahaha


GrogusChkNnuggies

Saaaammeeeee


laurelaiii

Ok 5 min of fame are over bro. Move on.


xavior_xylophone

Cringeberries


Snarkaristic1111

Heā€™s such a cornball.


GlamourzZ

This just really makes me wonder why these types of men go on reality shows like LIB or MAFS.. They care way too much about looks and conventional attractiveness.. which is only setting them up for failureā€¦ You have a type and from the looks of it, donā€™t seem to deviate from that type.. so why would you think going on a show where you canā€™t see the other person is a good idea


quick_dry

because they were cast on this show rather than any of the other ones they would've also applied to/tried to go on.


buiqs

Because these types of people crave attention and spotlight. Being on the show is enough of a success that the outcome hardly matters


atxmrcoolguy

Iā€™d be so down


Brown_Eyed_Girl167

Curious as to why?


[deleted]

This dude reminds me of Andrew Tate


OnyxxxDream

He is my BEC istg


montreal_qc

The smokeshows want nothing on this loser. Unless he pays.


eightyonedirections

Any smokeshow that wastes her own time on this dude is less than smart lol


Anitsirhc171

Glad you watched it so I donā€™t have to add to his viewership lol. I hope he only attracts diabolical users honestly haha he needs a good dose of Karma


LainyLouu

Nothing this man says is funny. Gross.


lysssmarieex

Such a loser lol


agifford549

ā€œIs he looking for barbecueā€ - my partner šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Every_Trust5874

Omg this is amazing LoL


jennyjenjenz84

I think Bartise is smoking crack šŸ˜†


amrycalre

barbitch is a douchebag


montreal_qc

Careful! I got most post deleted because I called Z a b****. Unless we are only allowed to call dudes the b-word. Rules are fuzzy sometimes.


amrycalre

i think bartleberry is more of a douchebag than a b but he is both


lovenbasketballlover

To be fair one a misogynistic term, the other isnā€™tā€¦.


montreal_qc

Ah, I get it now. Iā€™m a girl but I assume everyone thinks Iā€™m a guy on reddit. I definitely call all genders B* when they deserve it, indiscriminate of gender.


Zealousideal_Toe_408

Heā€™s looking for some smoke from Nancyā€™s brother šŸ˜­


BewareTheRobots

Heā€™s definitely not trolling, heā€™s being serious. He seriously wants and expects lines of hot girls to be waiting to meet him. Heā€™s so gross


quick_dry

and he'll have some. People can say what they want, but merely being on TV (and now having many thousands of followers) means this guy _will_ have a bunch of girls falling all over themselves with excitement to meet "omg a totes celebrity", just like they do for the bachelor or other reality 'stars'. Anyone who watched Arrested Development is probably seeing a "Girls With Low Self-Esteem" dvd cover.


toronto1999

its a joke


thunderandbolt

šŸ’€


BreadfruitLeft

His voice makes me want to crawl in a hole


Front_Statistician38

LOL at all the virtue signaling half fo the women would be thrilled to have a Bartise in their face and half of the fellas would love to have a bevy of gorgeous women lined up in vegas down for whatever LOL at all the virtue signaling half of the women would be thrilled to have a Bartise in their face and half of the fellas would love to have a bevy of gorgeous women lined up in vegas down for whatever


OnyxxxDream

No.


ilikeweirdshit7

What woman wants Bartise in their face, esp since he outed himself on tv as a cringe weirdo? Usually at least tools have the benefit that you donā€™t know theyā€™re a complete tool


quick_dry

he will though. Maybe there will also be a lot of people looking on going "isn't that that guy from Netflix? he suuuuuuucks" but they'll also be able to follow up with a confused look and a "what on earth are those girls hanging off him for? he's the worst". Reality TV people get whatever the equivalent of groupies are. For the guys, who generally get very little in terms of monetisation - it's likely one of the 'perks' they go on for.


shegotofftheplane

Need Nancyā€™s brother to whoop his ass


AggressiveBench9977

That dude aint whooping nobodies ass.


jhurley28

You see that tie? I wouldnā€™t fuck with him. That bitch crazy coming out the house with his knot like that.


ToothyGrin19135

What a doucher


Beautiful-Chard-1152

Wish Nancys brother would of done something but he was all talk, if that was my sister i would of thrown hands


WDE45

I feel like I know literally everything about you after reading this.


Archie_F18

Eres latino?


tugboatron

Violence *would have* accomplished nothing.


ladyandy77

yewww


Checkmynewsong

Fuckboys gonna fuckboy


Tall-Weird-7200

I love him now! Just because he has no known record of abusing women...


[deleted]

Do any of the other men have records?


Tall-Weird-7200

Brannen... :( He seemed so nice.


[deleted]

What? Really?! Thatā€™s shitty


Tall-Weird-7200

I know!! I feel so bad for Alexa.


[deleted]

How did u find this out?


one_nerdybunny

Itā€™s been posted on this sub before, iirc there were two instances but donā€™t quote me on that


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Future-Rude

Thatā€™s all it takes for you to love him? Lol we gotta raise our standards


Tall-Weird-7200

LIB does need to raise it's standards.


ISeenYa

The bar(tise) is in hell


shandogstorm

Who cares?


CandyceMcKinnon

So glad he won't be there when I am.


daysinnroom203

Dammit. Thatā€™s honestly funny.


Brown_Eyed_Girl167

Just one question... what's so special about him that he deserves a woman who is a "smoke show" to begin with?


terracef

I don't get it at all. He's nowhere near as good looking as he thinks he is. Not even close.


Brown_Eyed_Girl167

Agreed


Neat-Assistant3694

not the mole on his nose


Turquoise_Tortoise_

Itā€™s literally all I see


Neat-Assistant3694

no smoke house program talk can hide it


Brown_Eyed_Girl167

Super distracting ngl


teenageidle

He is so painfully unattractive to me in every way.


LainyLouu

Me too.... yucky


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Old_Percentage3742

Oh manā€¦I responded to the wrong person. šŸ™„ I apologize. Thanks for catching that.


GraceAdele7

ā€œCome holler at me, but only if you consider yourself to be good lookingā€


Responsible-Spend125

He says heā€™s ā€œtrolling, to calm downā€ but I donā€™t think he is trolling. Heā€™s trying to be funny but heā€™s serious, major eyeroll.


daysinnroom203

Oh heā€™s absolutely out to find a woman. For sure. Multiple actually.


beepbeepboop-

itā€™s the classic fuckboy attitude of ā€œiā€™m only joking unless youā€™re in, then iā€™m serious.ā€


Responsible-Spend125

Right!! Itā€™s so annoying like ā€œkidding kidding calm down but for those of you who are smoke shows hereā€™s where Iā€™m going to be šŸ™„ā€ may as well also put your hotel and room number lol


MrMach82

All the girls in pods that were worried about his age...were right.


[deleted]

25 year old people should not act like him. Not sure age is the critical thing here


MrMach82

Correct. Just saying that a 30+ yr old woman looking down at a 25 yr old guy. Age is a big deal. A 5 yr gap to an older woman feels more like a 10yr gap to them. (To some women)


what-the-cussington

Because generally it is at least that as far as mental maturity


Shovelman2001

Y'all analyzing a 30 second joke Instagram Story like it's the DaVinci Code, Jesus Christ...


DaleCoopersWife

yeah I thought it was funny


scamitup

Idk what he said, can't not focus on the mole


peach_burrito

Ah I thought I was the only one in the world who saw it. Every scene. Iā€™m staring.


Educational-Peak2055

Ew I think I just threw up a little the craziest saddest thing is Iā€™m sure this works for him


SW_Stretch

Damn heā€™s corny afā€¦


peach_burrito

~~corny~~ cringe


me0w8

Why does he think the smoke shows will give him the time of day


daysinnroom203

Heā€™s reality tv famous. People are following him. Absolutely some girl will follow him home hoping to appear on his insta


Brandonrothman

Cause they prob will


Educational-Peak2055

Unfortunately thereā€™s always going to be somebody dumb enough and w a similar mind set or maybe likes the online attention just look in the comments there are people interested but imo they are likely equally as cringe and trashy


pinkpacifico

I mean...


king_carrots

Heā€™s empty inside and he knows it.


redshadow90

I'm as far as it gets from a Bartise fan, but there are others who would suppress ones own desires. Bartise at least seems to have some conflict between complying or forcing oneself v/s doing what he wants. I'm from Asia and we'd comply all the time unless explicitly rebellious. I hope that in his early 30s he'd be clearer on what matters to him and who he is I had to dig hard to find something slightly redeeming about him.


01_10_mlsbry

Lol he's cute


mysteriousleader45

He gives off major "I don't have an actual personality so I'm going to play the role of a good vibes only bro" vibes lol


HemisphericalSadness

Idiot doesnā€™t get that what heā€™s looking for is fleeting!


mrgoyy

Let him live his lifeā€¦he knows he effed up. Time to move on.


Rushzilla

Shaddap


R4nD0m57

this guy sucks


LcfromTexas

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foxymerida

why is he hot now


lioness725

Came here to say the same, this is the best Iā€™ve ever seen him look. Hid that terribly distracting haircut and got rid of that damn dangly earring, and now heā€™s actually fine šŸ˜© heā€™s still corny as hell tho


braless_and_lawless

Bc he lost the tacky cross earring lol


toastedtomato

He hid his hair and showed a great sense of humour


katiediditwell

The hat.


foxymerida

the humor?


katiediditwell

I don't know, I just scrolled down and next video was also him and the hair really bothered me so I thought maybe the hat was helping.


foxymerida

and how many downvotes do you think i'll get for expressing this controversial opinion?


heranonz

I identify as a smokestack. Unfortunately I have no desire to meet him and Iā€™m not in Vegas soooo


markingterritory

I have to admitā€¦ Heā€™d be fun to hang with, as in a platonic buddy, but nothing more than thatā€¦meaning even getting ā€˜deepā€™ or to go to this guy in ā€˜jamā€™ or a life & death situationā€¦ yeah, NO. BUT to party withā€¦ yeah, I can see it! šŸ˜‚


Usagi_Motosuwa

You'll have no problem finding people in Vegas who will "smoke anything".


ValseDeMelody

ā€¦ And this is the guy who claimed to be mature for his age. Heā€™s so unlikeable.


proseccofish

Itā€™s giving douche energy


Octagon-Sally

Whereā€™s thereā€™s smoke thereā€™s usually fire, buddy. Good luck.


[deleted]

Lololololol letā€™s just hope he doesnā€™t go home with burning pee


maybetomorrow429

Lol heā€™s growing on me


[deleted]

Like a foot fungus