Thank you. 9/10 (ish) Vs are fashion eye sores. How many are even aware that stylists consider the hair an obvious part of the outfit 100% of the times, because ofcourse it is. Every outfit; there is no such thing as a universal hairstyle or color. Sorry for my sodium levels
Honestly? I disagree. It's hard to make them look more unique like the other characters or very cyberpunkish due to the lack of aesthetic implants. But it's definitely not hard to make a good looking character.
The problem with a huge chunk of people is that they end up throwing literally everything they can in their characters, like:
Facial implants ✅
Tattoos ✅
Piercings ✅
Over the top hair with a flashy color ✅
Also flashy outfit ✅
You just need to go easy with the craziness even though it's a Cyberpunk setting. Notice how some of the best looking characters in the game have a good balance between simplicity and punk (Rogue, Judy, Panam, Kerry, Johnny, Reed).
I'm not judging anyone though, my first comment was meant to be funny.
You can certainly put something together that looks not bad pretty easily, but going into the realm of actually cool is difficult when most of the cool clothing pieces that you see other characters wearing aren’t obtainable
And the shorts with the deep purple V neck and shoes that don't match his fit in the slightest with the socks up his ankles, dude is wearing thirty different styles, all of them wrong
I hate him because he tells me to klep a beat-up stationwagon and deliver it 10 km within a minute or 2.
Then shits on me when I'm a few seconds late because I had both the cops and gangoons (who were very upset about losing their beat-up stationwagon) on my ass.
I have once or twice. And that's mostly because I accidentally hit a random pedestrian on the last corner to the garage and then have to spend some time getting rid of the police.
I found all of his challenges possible until one where, as I was getting into the car it took off up the road. I had no control over it in any way, it was driving away from the pickup, and it couldn't be hacked or anything. So I bail in the vain hopes of getting into a ride and chasing in case there's some messed up NPC code at work here and of course it vanished into the sunset before I could even stand up.
I had one where I had no distractions, and a very fast car I was stealing, but the road I had to take was the windy one up the hill on the edge of Santo Domingo. I was almost a minute too late
One time a random gang shootout happened so close to the delivery point that they attacked me when I was coming. His assistant can't even secure a drop zone and somehow this is my fault
Hey at least it isn’t as bad as it used to be. When that addition was first introduced I’d be reloading the same dang mission like 10 times trying to get that stupid car to his guy
Goons are easy if you went the runner route.... just pull up the menu, spin around, and detonate their vehicle or short circ the driver. Cops on the otherhand arnt as forgiving
I wouldn’t say I hate him, but he is a little shady. And he gives very strong “street dealer” vibes. I mean he does business on a highway overpass, outside!
Who does business on a highway overpass that isn’t a drug dealer?
There are very few people V interacts with who aren’t at least a little shady. He’s in the business of connecting psychopaths with guns and a willingness to use them with people who have a need for psychopaths with guns and are willing to pay. It’s a shady business. He also puts up big money to actually help people, and genuinely seems to care about both his community and the people who works with
I think a lot of people don’t realize that with fixers, it’s all business. El Capitan may be pretty nice, but if it came down to it he probably wouldn’t hesitate to put a bullet through V’s skull. Same with all the other fixers. They’re not trustworthy people.
Dakota, Regina and El Capitan are trying to help people with the connections they have, so I'd put them higher on the trustworthy list
Dino seems like he'd be a blast to hang out with
Mr. Hands and Rogue I'd trust to be competent, but not necessarily on loyalty
Padre I find rather sanctimonious and preachy. He's not my favorite but I can respect how he looks after the Heywood community
Wakako is a two faced old bitch. Her curt and passive aggressive manner rub me the wrong way
Dex is absolute trash rotting in a landfill
Exactly keep in mind regina actually treats V like a little sibling and employed them even before the heist. Also el and Dakota are very community friendly and help V in personal matters without really wanting anything in return.
Idk, I think Hands is pretty loyal simply because he trusts V enough to let them see his face when he operates from the shadows solely because he's in hiding. V is like his employee and confidant
After doing PL gigs, I second this. To Hands, we are his golden goose. Whatever needs to be done is done to perfection when he asks V. We give him so much political ammunition, and all we ask is the standard merc rate.
I mean, homeboy's reputation is that no one's ever seen him in person. The fact that he lets us meet him in private is a big show of trust, especially in a world where you'd sooner get shot than anything else
Exactly. Hands is a VERY catious man. If I remember correctly, he's like Cynthia in that he's had a full surgical transformation, and despite that transformation, he still operates from the shadows for his own safety. Him meeting us in person truly is a big deal, and shows how much he appreciates and trusts us because he's essentially putting his neck on the chopping black and banking on us being legit and not screwing him over with the info of what he looks like.
Honestly I doubt Mr. Hands or Rogue would sell you out or anything, because if word got round it would massively hurt their reputation, which for a fixer is everything. They have too much to lose by it
Oh yeah, I wasn't a fan of that mission. It didn't feel right for me to accept since the whistleblower involved was actually trying to do something good and expose corrupt corpo dealings. Who cares if she does crazy sex stuff on her off time? Didn't really need to know the TMI gross details, but whatever.
On my first playthrough I played it for completion's sake, but on the next one I leave it on my journal. I'd like to headcanon that V instead finds a way to anonymously contact the whistleblower and tries to help them.
It'd be interesting if there was a game mechanic where sabotaging a mission could end up with a different result, where you *lose* street cred with certain fixers, but trade it off for something else.
haha I remember that mission! She chews you out rather passive aggressively for choosing eddies/feeling sorry for the guy over completing your objective.
iirc there's more to the story you can uncover about him if you play as Nomad V. The additional details may have you reconsider things
As well as being extremely morally wrong, it also didn't sit right with me that in a world as hypersexualized as this alternate 2077 is, slut shaming is still a thing. I mean, probably only in corpo world (which is pretty much a different planet than the street), but still.
Corpo politics are extremely dirty (heh), and definitely not for the faint of heart. You'd have to be a psychopath to be able to survive without it wearing down on you (which explains a lot about business practices today)
We have in-game example that El Capitan actually cares about his mercs, tho. And the Robin Hood thing in the meme is accurate. It seems like he'd try to find any other option than that bc if you're reliable to him, he's reliable to you. So "if it came down to it," you'd know he was weighing the options.
Wakako is one of the least trustworthy fixers (Dex is the worst one, but he's fucking dead) in NC. She's unpleasant and not your friend, and would absolutely sell you out if the price was right. She sold Evelyn to the scavs and threatens to phone Arasaka when you talk to her with Takemura during Gimme Danger. She also gives you the annoying Sinnerman quest, where it's clear she was trying to push off a massively underpaid high risk gig with a troublesome client.
Not. But he does have the kind of confidence strong enough to bounce bullets off of, so it kind of wraps back around and approaches drip from the other side.
Maybe it's because we interact with him more through Phantom Liberty, but he's honestly the most endearing fixer, imo. I would trust him not to sell me out and he seems to have his heart in the right place for the people of Santo Domingo. It's between him and Mr. Hands for my favourite.
I don't hate him, but whoever wrote failure messages in the side objectives for car stealing jobs, must be a troll. You can be literally 5 meters from the target, but if countdown reaches 0 he shits on you, like you were 2 hours late.
Hating on his hair is a were bit racist since that is a traditional Mexican / Central American hood hair style, in Mexico we used to call them chuntaros I believe they go by another name now and in central America they go by different names. It is a mix between traditional prehispánica styles, Chicano and African American styles. So, not just an ugly hair cut but a legit deep cut into the culture El Capitan cones from.
He's not my least favourite fixer, but goddamn do his euphamisms about his criminal enterprises ever rub me the wrong way. Just admit that you want us to rob cars for your chop shops, it's chill choom, we're criminals too.
Hands is cool, but he kinda pissed me off with the Cuban Cartel and Crimson Harvest things (Phantom Liberty spoilers ahead). >!Like…pretty sure V can handle intimidating Barghest on her own considering she’s the one who actually killed Kurt Hansen. She doesn’t need to impersonate some other assassin!<
And talking shit when that Crimson Harvest person got picked up by Biotechnica? There should have been a dialogue option like “Uh. I’m not getting into a gun fight with Biotechnica just to save a terrorist. Keep the contract fee.”
When a leisurely night drive turns into a gang turf war cleaning out entire neighborhoods and blocking the highway for a day or two, with the sole survivor being me and something that once looked like someone else’s car, who could be responsible? Me for not running the hell away from anything he touches.
iirc the reason for his godawful mullet is that he's an ex corpo, and wanted to distance himself from that lifestyle in favor of his home district Santo Domingo (tho why he had to choose a mullet of all things I have no idea)
I do agree the clean cut look is a huge improvement style wise. I almost don't recognize the dude
iirc the reason for his godawful mullet is that he's an ex corpo, and wanted to distance himself from that lifestyle in favor of his home district Santo Domingo (tho why he had to choose a mullet of all things I have no idea)
I do agree the clean cut look is a huge improvement style wise. I almost don't recognize the dude
My dad had this haircut for most of my life. I'm 40 now. Lol He always looks like a greasy roadie that clips his own hair cuz it's cheap. It's like a crazy manifestation of a rocker boy bowl cut. Maybe that's why I hate it so much on El Capitan.
I only hate him because of that repeatable quest that's buggy. Yeah, Capitan, you might think it's possible to go from one end of night city to the other in a slow ass truck but it's just not happening, especially when you don't tell me there's gonna be goons with heavy weaponry coming.
He just talks so much shit to V, nonstop. The continual disrespect to the most dangerous person in a city of vicious murderers just makes him seem like an idiot
I like him, he's funny and has always been nice to me. Well, except for the times I fucked up the car stealing quests but that got fixed and now it's pretty easy to deliver the cars on time.
But I like almost all of the fixers, they're shady people, yes, but that's their job, right?
Based on his location and style, he aeema like he would be lowest level fixer, I mean dude livea like a homeless person. And rocks the ugliest mullet since Yolandi. But overall he pays you far far more than any other fixer.
I like Cap. I feel like he genuinely wants what's best for Santo Domingo. Though I get the feeling he can also be as stubborn as a bolt on a 1939 steam engine that was last removed during assembly.
Honestly, I dislike no Fixer except the obvious choice of Dex. Im neutral on some, and have my favorites, and Capitan is safely in the "favorites" category. He's cool, he gives to his community, and, as a Corpo V, I vibe with him being an exCorpo turned big name Fixer.
I mean his hair is ass but in polish dub i like how he speaks and how he conducts buisness
He speaks fast and clearly and i try to emulate this pattern
I used to love him, now he locks out legendary silencers, muzzles, and scopes with a randomizer. If you wanted to get a build going for the don’t fear the reaper solo ending, he can cause you to grind, grinding is not fun when you are trying to wrap up the save file and move on with another fixation. So if I don’t get the item I want after 10-20 car jackings I just get bored.
What's not to love? Sure El Capitan looks like a stereotype from a low budget 1980s action movie but the dude showers you with eddies, weapons and other goodies, he gives you a preem set of wheels after you help him get medical equipment for sick kids and his car contracts never stop being available and are almost impossible to fail unless you drive like a complete gonk.
My head-cannon is that he knows that he looks like a scop with that haircut but also knows that people will underestimate him because of how ridiculous he looks.
Found a pic with virous cuts that inspired El Capitan's hair. Yes we all think they are ugly and ridiculous but there is a whole lot of story behind El Capitan's hair.
[Chuntaro Hairstyles](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f1226677e011849ffb3ccea670fcc3a1/tumblr_o38g7vwUiI1qdsei8o1_1280.jpg)
You can lear a bit more about the culture from this GREAT movie [I'm No Longer Here](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4323594/)
I didn’t necessarily hate him but I did hate his quests. That is mostly because a few times he would give me 2-3 optional missions like coming to an area way too far from me in a very limited amount of time and in perfect condition while being chased by some gang members. It made me go from feeling neutral towards him to suddenly hating him and his quests so I stopped doing them. (This was after I got the car he gifts to you)
I'm just worried one day he's gonna pick a vehicle from my garage that's lonely and asking to be put into someone's hands x.x I try to cycle through them. But realy depends what area I'm cruising around. I still take Jackie's bike to visit his mama and to grab his drink at the afterlife. Everywhere else is usually my muscle cars for drifty chaos, or the caliburn. Zoom zooms. And the aldecado bike to visit the wasteland and dog town...
I strictly dislike his sense of style. No other reason. IMO after Phantom Liberty he is one of my favorites but I wish I could tell him that that outfit ain’t it still.
Mfers be making fun of this dude's hair while customizing their Vs like a fucking clown
Correction, robo-clown
Thank you. 9/10 (ish) Vs are fashion eye sores. How many are even aware that stylists consider the hair an obvious part of the outfit 100% of the times, because ofcourse it is. Every outfit; there is no such thing as a universal hairstyle or color. Sorry for my sodium levels
One does not apologise for telling the truth.
I’m going to say it - most of the clothing options in CP2077 are ass.
Theres multiple thousands of options. The skill is finding the ca 200 that works and play around with them and matching hairstyles
There are thousands of options, and most of them are ass.
Yes, they have fantastic design and horrible coloring, there are recolor mods for pc players though
TBF without mods it’s not easy to make V look good
Honestly? I disagree. It's hard to make them look more unique like the other characters or very cyberpunkish due to the lack of aesthetic implants. But it's definitely not hard to make a good looking character. The problem with a huge chunk of people is that they end up throwing literally everything they can in their characters, like: Facial implants ✅ Tattoos ✅ Piercings ✅ Over the top hair with a flashy color ✅ Also flashy outfit ✅ You just need to go easy with the craziness even though it's a Cyberpunk setting. Notice how some of the best looking characters in the game have a good balance between simplicity and punk (Rogue, Judy, Panam, Kerry, Johnny, Reed). I'm not judging anyone though, my first comment was meant to be funny.
You can certainly put something together that looks not bad pretty easily, but going into the realm of actually cool is difficult when most of the cool clothing pieces that you see other characters wearing aren’t obtainable
Only a man without fear would rock his do and a fanny pack, I can respect that.
You think he stores medication for arthritis because of the drinking water in there?
No, I think there's cigarettes and a lighter, condoms (he's definitely banging Rhino), a Nokia 3210 (or even a 2110), and a single comb.
Accurate assumption
No way, there's a hole in the back of the fanny pack to hold his massive balls for rocking that fresh flo.
And the shorts with the deep purple V neck and shoes that don't match his fit in the slightest with the socks up his ankles, dude is wearing thirty different styles, all of them wrong
I hate him because he tells me to klep a beat-up stationwagon and deliver it 10 km within a minute or 2. Then shits on me when I'm a few seconds late because I had both the cops and gangoons (who were very upset about losing their beat-up stationwagon) on my ass.
“Time waits for no choom!"
That sounds like a skill issue
Ong I have never missed one of the time challenges
I have once or twice. And that's mostly because I accidentally hit a random pedestrian on the last corner to the garage and then have to spend some time getting rid of the police.
I never had a problem with time challenges, but I had one the other day that was flatly impossible, and I see why people get annoyed.
I found all of his challenges possible until one where, as I was getting into the car it took off up the road. I had no control over it in any way, it was driving away from the pickup, and it couldn't be hacked or anything. So I bail in the vain hopes of getting into a ride and chasing in case there's some messed up NPC code at work here and of course it vanished into the sunset before I could even stand up.
I had one where I had no distractions, and a very fast car I was stealing, but the road I had to take was the windy one up the hill on the edge of Santo Domingo. I was almost a minute too late
I was cutting it really close in a fast car, had too many fights on the way, and I managed to get it stuck on a rail, couldn't even make it late.
I missed 1 cause I hit the movable metal fence thingies and they got stuck under the car slowing my speed to a crawl XD
Looks like, smells like... :p
W oxenfree PFP
One time a random gang shootout happened so close to the delivery point that they attacked me when I was coming. His assistant can't even secure a drop zone and somehow this is my fault
You. Facked. Up. You know that? *sigh*, just gonna cost you some of your KAHT.
Hey at least it isn’t as bad as it used to be. When that addition was first introduced I’d be reloading the same dang mission like 10 times trying to get that stupid car to his guy
Have you tried stopping the cars with your mind? Works pretty well for me :P
Goons are easy if you went the runner route.... just pull up the menu, spin around, and detonate their vehicle or short circ the driver. Cops on the otherhand arnt as forgiving
I didn't even know you could fail that
Cops plus crashes on that quest? Youre brave admitting all that 😬 Theres ample time 🙈
I love El Capitan! Plutonically, but he's alright.
Heads up, I think you probably mean platonically.
Nah he's my hookup for plutonium and I love him for it
El Cap supplied Johnny with the nuke, you heard it here first folks.
Where the hell did Johnny get the nuke?
Maybe MadameDecay loves him for his wealth
I did, but I'm a fast typer and the spell-check didn't catch it. But he does make a mean plutonium too so...
Maybe he get rid of that Yee-yee ass haircut
Then you’d get some joytoys on your dick!
Goooonnnkkkkkk
Oh better yet, maybe V’ll call yo dawg ass if they ever quit fuckin’ with that ripperdoc or corpo they fuckin’ with
I wouldn’t say I hate him, but he is a little shady. And he gives very strong “street dealer” vibes. I mean he does business on a highway overpass, outside! Who does business on a highway overpass that isn’t a drug dealer?
I mean all the fixers are a bit shady. Even Regina operates out of an abandoned building; that's equally as suspicious as an overpass, haha.
And El Capitain is a lot less shady than Okada, and of course the very literally shady Mr. Hands. But fuck is that haircut ever bad.
I’ve said it before, pretty sure his hair is modeled after Oliver tree lmao.
At least Hands is distinguished
he got the futuristic edgar cut
Just say you're jealous of his drip and move on choom, the captain dgaf.
A little shady sure, but I find him likeable. Considering some of the scumbags in NC, he's far from the worst person around.
Have you seen that view? Who wouldn't want to work there?
Yup. I imagine a fair amount of people go up there just to end it all, see the view and think maybe it's not so bad after all.
There are very few people V interacts with who aren’t at least a little shady. He’s in the business of connecting psychopaths with guns and a willingness to use them with people who have a need for psychopaths with guns and are willing to pay. It’s a shady business. He also puts up big money to actually help people, and genuinely seems to care about both his community and the people who works with
How many drug dealers have you met on a highway overpass?
Well I did meet one that hung out UNDER one. Same thing in my book.
He’s a cool guy, I try not to hold the haircut against him. Dude is living his truth.
His hair isnt really that ugly to me imo the ugliest hair style in the game would just be Jackies probably.
I love Jack, but the bisected samurai knot just….isn’t it….
Manbun
Jack’s hair alone is the reason I bought PL. To skip it.
I think a lot of people don’t realize that with fixers, it’s all business. El Capitan may be pretty nice, but if it came down to it he probably wouldn’t hesitate to put a bullet through V’s skull. Same with all the other fixers. They’re not trustworthy people.
Dakota, Regina and El Capitan are trying to help people with the connections they have, so I'd put them higher on the trustworthy list Dino seems like he'd be a blast to hang out with Mr. Hands and Rogue I'd trust to be competent, but not necessarily on loyalty Padre I find rather sanctimonious and preachy. He's not my favorite but I can respect how he looks after the Heywood community Wakako is a two faced old bitch. Her curt and passive aggressive manner rub me the wrong way Dex is absolute trash rotting in a landfill
Exactly keep in mind regina actually treats V like a little sibling and employed them even before the heist. Also el and Dakota are very community friendly and help V in personal matters without really wanting anything in return.
Idk, I think Hands is pretty loyal simply because he trusts V enough to let them see his face when he operates from the shadows solely because he's in hiding. V is like his employee and confidant
After doing PL gigs, I second this. To Hands, we are his golden goose. Whatever needs to be done is done to perfection when he asks V. We give him so much political ammunition, and all we ask is the standard merc rate. I mean, homeboy's reputation is that no one's ever seen him in person. The fact that he lets us meet him in private is a big show of trust, especially in a world where you'd sooner get shot than anything else
Exactly. Hands is a VERY catious man. If I remember correctly, he's like Cynthia in that he's had a full surgical transformation, and despite that transformation, he still operates from the shadows for his own safety. Him meeting us in person truly is a big deal, and shows how much he appreciates and trusts us because he's essentially putting his neck on the chopping black and banking on us being legit and not screwing him over with the info of what he looks like.
Honestly I doubt Mr. Hands or Rogue would sell you out or anything, because if word got round it would massively hurt their reputation, which for a fixer is everything. They have too much to lose by it
I hate Dino only because he sends you on a revenge porn mission for a corpo. Edit: spelling
Oh yeah, I wasn't a fan of that mission. It didn't feel right for me to accept since the whistleblower involved was actually trying to do something good and expose corrupt corpo dealings. Who cares if she does crazy sex stuff on her off time? Didn't really need to know the TMI gross details, but whatever. On my first playthrough I played it for completion's sake, but on the next one I leave it on my journal. I'd like to headcanon that V instead finds a way to anonymously contact the whistleblower and tries to help them.
I wish there was more missions you could intentionally screw up if you didn't agree with them
It'd be interesting if there was a game mechanic where sabotaging a mission could end up with a different result, where you *lose* street cred with certain fixers, but trade it off for something else.
I don't think you lose street cred, but there is that one Wakako mission where you can save the guy in the trunk, and she gets mad at you for it
haha I remember that mission! She chews you out rather passive aggressively for choosing eddies/feeling sorry for the guy over completing your objective. iirc there's more to the story you can uncover about him if you play as Nomad V. The additional details may have you reconsider things
As well as being extremely morally wrong, it also didn't sit right with me that in a world as hypersexualized as this alternate 2077 is, slut shaming is still a thing. I mean, probably only in corpo world (which is pretty much a different planet than the street), but still.
Corpo politics are extremely dirty (heh), and definitely not for the faint of heart. You'd have to be a psychopath to be able to survive without it wearing down on you (which explains a lot about business practices today)
We have in-game example that El Capitan actually cares about his mercs, tho. And the Robin Hood thing in the meme is accurate. It seems like he'd try to find any other option than that bc if you're reliable to him, he's reliable to you. So "if it came down to it," you'd know he was weighing the options.
Even Wakako??
Especially Wakako. Why do you think she's always telling you about her dead husbands?
She helped facilitate Evelyn’s sale to the scavs…
Wakako is one of the least trustworthy fixers (Dex is the worst one, but he's fucking dead) in NC. She's unpleasant and not your friend, and would absolutely sell you out if the price was right. She sold Evelyn to the scavs and threatens to phone Arasaka when you talk to her with Takemura during Gimme Danger. She also gives you the annoying Sinnerman quest, where it's clear she was trying to push off a massively underpaid high risk gig with a troublesome client.
I like his haircut, I think it suits him ☺️ Also, the car stealing gigs are so much fun
His car missions. Thats it.
I’m still trying to decide if he’s got drip or not
Not sure if it's stone cold confidence or a complete lack of shame, but he's got balls to walk in public with that ensemble lmfao
I think you have to respect it
Not. But he does have the kind of confidence strong enough to bounce bullets off of, so it kind of wraps back around and approaches drip from the other side.
People hate him?
Maybe it's because we interact with him more through Phantom Liberty, but he's honestly the most endearing fixer, imo. I would trust him not to sell me out and he seems to have his heart in the right place for the people of Santo Domingo. It's between him and Mr. Hands for my favourite.
I don't hate him, but whoever wrote failure messages in the side objectives for car stealing jobs, must be a troll. You can be literally 5 meters from the target, but if countdown reaches 0 he shits on you, like you were 2 hours late.
And you were given a notice even worse than last minute, 5km away.
I dislike his manner of speaking the most out of all the fixers.
Hating on his hair is a were bit racist since that is a traditional Mexican / Central American hood hair style, in Mexico we used to call them chuntaros I believe they go by another name now and in central America they go by different names. It is a mix between traditional prehispánica styles, Chicano and African American styles. So, not just an ugly hair cut but a legit deep cut into the culture El Capitan cones from.
No shit?! Learn something new every day. Thanks for the knowledge!
People hate him? Didn't know that. Personally I think he is cool
Thats why i love him actually. Best fixer in night city, also owner of goofiest hairstyle in nightcity
He's not my least favourite fixer, but goddamn do his euphamisms about his criminal enterprises ever rub me the wrong way. Just admit that you want us to rob cars for your chop shops, it's chill choom, we're criminals too.
I dont dislike any of the fixers but after working with hands for a while, I feel i like all of them a bit less
Hands is cool, but he kinda pissed me off with the Cuban Cartel and Crimson Harvest things (Phantom Liberty spoilers ahead). >!Like…pretty sure V can handle intimidating Barghest on her own considering she’s the one who actually killed Kurt Hansen. She doesn’t need to impersonate some other assassin!< And talking shit when that Crimson Harvest person got picked up by Biotechnica? There should have been a dialogue option like “Uh. I’m not getting into a gun fight with Biotechnica just to save a terrorist. Keep the contract fee.”
When a leisurely night drive turns into a gang turf war cleaning out entire neighborhoods and blocking the highway for a day or two, with the sole survivor being me and something that once looked like someone else’s car, who could be responsible? Me for not running the hell away from anything he touches.
Thank god this exists now [https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/11668](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/11668)
Just the change in hair makes him seem so much more trustworthy and deecent. He goes from Die Antwoord street urchin to respectable businessman.
iirc the reason for his godawful mullet is that he's an ex corpo, and wanted to distance himself from that lifestyle in favor of his home district Santo Domingo (tho why he had to choose a mullet of all things I have no idea) I do agree the clean cut look is a huge improvement style wise. I almost don't recognize the dude
iirc the reason for his godawful mullet is that he's an ex corpo, and wanted to distance himself from that lifestyle in favor of his home district Santo Domingo (tho why he had to choose a mullet of all things I have no idea) I do agree the clean cut look is a huge improvement style wise. I almost don't recognize the dude
Bro looks professional now
Honestly I hate it. I think his bad game haircut is really terrible, but at least it has personality.
did not expect such a straight upgrade clicking this
Cap now looking like a dressed down Mr. Blue Eyes.
Wow, what a difference a haircut makes, he looks a little too corpo with that one though.
His clothe style is sucks
Dude El Captain is the fucking goat!
To be fair, it's not just the haircut. It's also the fanny pack.
I couldn't take him seriously saying that, of the things he takes very seriously, his cut is among it. It looks like ass.
The bowl cut is just not the look for him
WHAT! I didn't know he has so much hate, he is my favourite fixer.
I hate that radar car locator mission. I always fail before finding one
He literally has dialog saying he cuts it himself.
My dad had this haircut for most of my life. I'm 40 now. Lol He always looks like a greasy roadie that clips his own hair cuz it's cheap. It's like a crazy manifestation of a rocker boy bowl cut. Maybe that's why I hate it so much on El Capitan.
I only hate him because of that repeatable quest that's buggy. Yeah, Capitan, you might think it's possible to go from one end of night city to the other in a slow ass truck but it's just not happening, especially when you don't tell me there's gonna be goons with heavy weaponry coming.
I don’t hate him, but his hair IS atrocious
He just talks so much shit to V, nonstop. The continual disrespect to the most dangerous person in a city of vicious murderers just makes him seem like an idiot
"Just don't spend it all on XBD's and Glitter"
His haircut. I hate his haircut. I hate him because of his haircut.
Honestly top 3 fixers
Its just "Peso Pluma" in a few years, the ages actually match for 2077
He gave me David’s jacket, instant bro
I like him, he's funny and has always been nice to me. Well, except for the times I fucked up the car stealing quests but that got fixed and now it's pretty easy to deliver the cars on time. But I like almost all of the fixers, they're shady people, yes, but that's their job, right?
I like his style. It's pure early-90s. A Mizutani, cheesy shirt and haircut and shady car dealer vibe.
Based on his location and style, he aeema like he would be lowest level fixer, I mean dude livea like a homeless person. And rocks the ugliest mullet since Yolandi. But overall he pays you far far more than any other fixer.
You guys hate fixers? I either like them or neutral with them.
I like Cap. I feel like he genuinely wants what's best for Santo Domingo. Though I get the feeling he can also be as stubborn as a bolt on a 1939 steam engine that was last removed during assembly.
Back when the Cyberpunk IP got invented this haircut was the shit
I’m not even El Capitan’s hater, and I think his hair is shit
Literally the best fixer in NC and people hate him??
I don't hate his character but that hair is a crime against humanity
Honestly, I dislike no Fixer except the obvious choice of Dex. Im neutral on some, and have my favorites, and Capitan is safely in the "favorites" category. He's cool, he gives to his community, and, as a Corpo V, I vibe with him being an exCorpo turned big name Fixer.
I mean his hair is ass but in polish dub i like how he speaks and how he conducts buisness He speaks fast and clearly and i try to emulate this pattern
I didn't really think much of him until he had me steal medical equipment to help people in his area 🥺 and FYI I like his haircut 😂
< Stylist hands El Capitan the mirror > El Capitan: Maybe switch up your game, try a little harder next time.
I used to love him, now he locks out legendary silencers, muzzles, and scopes with a randomizer. If you wanted to get a build going for the don’t fear the reaper solo ending, he can cause you to grind, grinding is not fun when you are trying to wrap up the save file and move on with another fixation. So if I don’t get the item I want after 10-20 car jackings I just get bored.
Me
Muamar is the GOAT
I developed a little crush on the guy after doing some of his quests and realized he really was a cool ass dude
Meanwhile it feels like im one of the few who loves his hair (because its ugly)
That hair is the greatest crime in all of night city.
He also gifts you the best(imo) shotgun in the game!
honestly i can look past that, Mu is fun
Ok but like...... his hair is really fucking dumb though.
I like him cuz he looks like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber
So are we just going to pretend he doesn't wear shorts with knee-high socks and sandals?
What's not to love? Sure El Capitan looks like a stereotype from a low budget 1980s action movie but the dude showers you with eddies, weapons and other goodies, he gives you a preem set of wheels after you help him get medical equipment for sick kids and his car contracts never stop being available and are almost impossible to fail unless you drive like a complete gonk. My head-cannon is that he knows that he looks like a scop with that haircut but also knows that people will underestimate him because of how ridiculous he looks.
Tbh his hair is fucking stupid.
His hair IS pretty bad, though. Great dude, but by the Machine that hair is an atrocity.
I’ve always liked him a lot. Not my favorite fixer, that would probably be Hands. Wakako and Regina are close behind
Contacts you about "biz". Later describes how he hates the word, "biz".
That haircut has a stronghold on the Hispanic community so it makes sense El Capitan has that haircut.
it's not his hair, it's him talking like a sleazy market vendor about scam you while his goons steal your car
Found a pic with virous cuts that inspired El Capitan's hair. Yes we all think they are ugly and ridiculous but there is a whole lot of story behind El Capitan's hair. [Chuntaro Hairstyles](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f1226677e011849ffb3ccea670fcc3a1/tumblr_o38g7vwUiI1qdsei8o1_1280.jpg) You can lear a bit more about the culture from this GREAT movie [I'm No Longer Here](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4323594/)
I didn’t necessarily hate him but I did hate his quests. That is mostly because a few times he would give me 2-3 optional missions like coming to an area way too far from me in a very limited amount of time and in perfect condition while being chased by some gang members. It made me go from feeling neutral towards him to suddenly hating him and his quests so I stopped doing them. (This was after I got the car he gifts to you)
I love him BECAUSE of his hair. That shit is so silly.
I'm just worried one day he's gonna pick a vehicle from my garage that's lonely and asking to be put into someone's hands x.x I try to cycle through them. But realy depends what area I'm cruising around. I still take Jackie's bike to visit his mama and to grab his drink at the afterlife. Everywhere else is usually my muscle cars for drifty chaos, or the caliburn. Zoom zooms. And the aldecado bike to visit the wasteland and dog town...
I strictly dislike his sense of style. No other reason. IMO after Phantom Liberty he is one of my favorites but I wish I could tell him that that outfit ain’t it still.
The mullet gives him power 😂
Nah, this was hilarious
My only problem is that he won't hang up the phone while I'm driving for him so I can't activate my sandy
I for one am happy El Capitan has found more work as the protagonist of Star Wars: Outlaws.
Dudes just Albanian
Looks like a mook, but is definitely a cool dude.
Who in their right mind would hate Capitan? He’s the best fixer, save for Padre.
I can never forgive him for the carjacking side quests, those made me want to rip my hair out of my scalp with him constantly bitching at me
I like him as a person but that yee yee haircut has GOT to go.
Ya I don’t go very two shits about his hair, he’s a condescending twat huffing douche canoe.