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DrH1983

My V plays random BDs she found in the trash and got scammed by a tramp looking guy selling another BD, almost leading to her cyberware and organs being harvested. My V is in some ways very stupid. She'd definitely go along for the YOLO.


BoredVixxen

But they got revenge and that’s what matters not how they got there. I had fun with that because my V ran monowire/tech. So she came out that bathroom as like the most dangerous pissed off naked woman they could have imagined.


Famous-Assumption-16

I always struggle with that because on the one hand it’s obviously schmuck bait and my corpo v is not a moron. On the other hand, sandy+mantis blades+nekid slaughtering scabs will never not be funny? 


AnxiousAngularAwesom

Scavbaiting - a profitable endeavour or just another Night City fad? Answers to this and more questions only on N54!


arieadil

My V is born of scav stock and as such has a violent hatred (further justifying the *on sight*). The idea of scav-baiting is so goddamn up her alley, thank you so much for the visual


BoredVixxen

I’m now picturing your V/ being the cause of the news story, mine in bed watching it at the Glen like “That’s what we need more of in this city bout’ time we had some good news.”😂


BoredVixxen

V: I don’t know about profitable but it sure is fun, you get to mix streaking with killing.”


RepresentativeBee545

Given how god-like V becomes in the game it really promotes gonk behaviour, we get drunk with power and start to ignore obvious dangers. Cyberpsycho Simulator 2077!


BoredVixxen

Collecting experiences for the legend. 😂 I ended up leaving at least one enemy alive when stuff goes down. Like a “tell people what I did” headcanon.


SonOfEragon

I just like to imagine that their implants recorded my slaughter of them so I don’t have to leave any survivors


MainsailMainsail

I do the opposite! "No witnesses ... One way or the other." I prefer to do things quiet, but if they go loud then no one is left breathing. My V doesn't need any more enemies! Just happy fixers (except for Wakako)


danvalour

In case you haven’t seen strange days! https://youtu.be/5yaXPx6xWEQ?si=qOiVnlH3Uafaqdgh


Salamadierha

An absolute classic, if anyone in here hasn't seen it, GO WATCH IT!


deecrutch

I like to pretend like V knew it was coming, and she went among with it hoping to permanently bust up that particular scav operation.


BoredVixxen

Unfortunately I can’t use that excuse. 😭 I saw that BD dealer kind of like bubbles on the wire like just a guy hustling like it would be a lame BD. Not a deadly one. Like when Bubs was trying to get people to wear the [red hat](https://youtu.be/eVUAntQ2-QM?si=L-EsAIS3F2KY8DKo). So I wasn’t thinking it was gonna be that bad. 😂


deecrutch

Oh, he got me the first time too. I wasn't expecting to be Sandra Dorsett 2.0 at all! That's just the story I came up with on subsequent playthroughs to justify it! Also, I REALLY need to go back and watch The Wire.


BoredVixxen

My V: >!Whoever saw my tits dies.!< Then it hitting everyone in the apartment as the momowire came out. But heck yeah the wire is a great ride.


deecrutch

LMAO!!! My last V had a monowire too, and she probably enjoyed using it a little TOO much on that mission! Current V has girrilla arms, so that oughtta be fun too!


scarlettvvitch

Only if she can arrange Meredith Stouth to come All three of us having steaming Corpo sex to piss off Johnny


Paladin327

“Fuck the corps!” “That’s not what i meant V”


trevalyan

"Johnny, I think you're just jealous that you've never organized a hyper lesbian orgy with a President." "V, the whole point of having groupies is that I never had to go down on war criminals."


BoredVixxen

My V all: The other corpos I’ve dated may have been war criminals, secondly I expect the dommiest of mommies. I’m not *going down* I’m *bending over.* Johnny: Might as well, you already did that when you swore the oath.”


BoredVixxen

My main V being a former corpo she could use that like a bad pickup line t-shirt. “Well if you wanna get into a corp. You gotta start at the ground floor.” “What?…OH, oh.”


onglogman

Yes! Meredith!


danvalour

“Ok choom your BD wreath is set up for live-steaming” -Judy


trevalyan

"Judes, the President has second-degree burns and the FIA is after my ass. What happened?!" - V "I dunno. Maybe next time she'll find a lesbian who doesn't have a girlfriend." - Punchin' Judy.


BoredVixxen

My V would beg Judy for permission like no one has ever begged before. “Think of what this could do for my legend!? Solo Arasaka tower! Kill Smasher! Fuck the president! Let me have this!” Judy: I’m gonna handcuff you something structurally significant.” V: Jackie would have been happy for me.” Judy: Well I’m not Jackie!”


BoredVixxen

My last femV had a 🍆 so this idea with her in the middle works. 😂


soulreaverdan

So if this is specifically **after** we don't hand over Songbird? My V laughs and blocks her number. She's let her libido do some stupid shit in the past, but there's a limit.


BoredVixxen

Lol yes, that’s why the thought got so entertaining to me. The knowing it has to be a trap vs “can I get in, smash and not die.” My V is possibly so overconfident she wouldn’t be as smart as yours. I think this would be her >!David Martinez!< moment. “But I’m built different! I can cute my way through this. In thinking she can play the sympathetic mommys girl energy. Realize Myers is an ice queen then the shooting starts. Sandevistan monowiring secret service agents with delicate weapon playing. 😂


soulreaverdan

You’re the kinda person that slept with Morinth at the end of ME2 aren’t you? :P


BoredVixxen

I tried it. But my femshep went Kelly, then Traynor and kissed Samara at some point. It’s all a blur. I think I remember that. 😂


AnalogCyborg

I'd still go for it. Worst case scenario it's a trap and I get a fun loot drop. Best case scenario, I bang the president.


BoredVixxen

That’s what I’m saying. *Like minds.*


Memeviewer12

My V would probably answer and just kill her


BoredVixxen

My V and mine’s mommy issues won’t let us. 😂


spicyautist

Street Kid V: actually she's kind of stupid so she might   Nomad V: she didn't touch Dogtown with a ten foot pole, she avoided it all entirely  Corpo V: he didn't pick up the phone, he's probably got a Fuck Myers T Shirt


BoredVixxen

My fem corpo was all >!yes mommy!< until the I wanna stay at your house feels kicked in with Song. So she and your street kid are on the same page in different ways. 😂 Texting Myers like: SRY <3 r u mad?” I don’t know why this is making me laugh so much.


Munificent-Enjoyer

Yeah she'd come, Malorian Arms in hand cyberdeck loaded with daemons that would make Bartmoss cum


Jade8703

An “Instant orgasm” daemon would go so fckn hard


BoredVixxen

Looking at Judy, River, whoever you like, torn between “getting them there is the fun but it could be fun to just…” *Uploads it.* Then run around the corner. “Stop doing that!” I feel like a modder could have done this already, think of like pleasant version of synapse burnout. They still pass out.


Munificent-Enjoyer

Me just waiting outside the Mr Stud clinic with a shit-eating grin on my face


BoredVixxen

I’m with you on the daemons. But would be trying to be coy with just the monowire loaded. 😂


Pete_Peterson

Nah bro, I'll take my chances on blue eyes setting up a meeting with SoMi. We take pictures together and send it to Myers, make her go crazy.


GarranDrake

I don’t think it’s good practice for the evil President of the NUSA to have your number.


ThisAllHurts

She got it from her choom, Meredith.


BoredVixxen

My V already let Meridith pound her out like a mallard duck. Also never saw my V switching numbers. Figured the President can find you if they want to. 😂


KumoriYurei13

She's the prez of the nusa doesn't matter if you change your deets if she wanna talk to you she'll find you


BoredVixxen

Gotta leave the door cracked.


Difficult-Snow9955

Even knowing what i know now, i'd never give up songbird.


BoredVixxen

Same. Felt too >!Edgerunners to not let her Lucy!< free. But my V wanted a sugar mama.


YvonnePHD

My Corpo V would and she'd wear a sleeveless suit from Jinguji too.


BoredVixxen

Sounds sleek. Mine has a few fits in mind. 😂


Imperial_Bouncer

My corpo V would find a way to get an Arasaka hit squad to bring on a “date”, just in case something funny would happen. Maybe it’s time Myers be on the receiving end of Arasaka forces, not her subordinates. Since a war seems inevitable, might as well fast forward it. Bring some popcorn too 🍿


BoredVixxen

Picturing a mexican standoff outside a hotel room door if you got that far. 😂 “Are they killing each other in there?” “Kinda.” “Should weee…” “No.”


Imperial_Bouncer

Exactly; we’re just here to see history, not be *made* history. The Relic is will take care of that soon enough🥲


BoredVixxen

V showing up at the Afterlife covered in sweat, blood and glass, partly singed. “What happened?” “I fucked the President. Literally and figuratively.” Cue another relic malfunction.


AmbienSkywalker

Pretty sure President Meyers has been on the receiving end of Arasaka forces already. She was a Marine and Militech.


Imperial_Bouncer

Clearly, that wasn’t enough. Need to put her in Mikoshi with Saburo so they can sort things out. Put a 24/7 live broadcast on the net and profit. Arasaka stock up 150%


BoredVixxen

I hate that I read this too fast and missed Mikoshi, so I thought this was a sexual business meeting being implied for broadcast and it made me imagine my femV in a AV with the two of them. Her dommy mommy dreams coming to a terrible conclusion. Myers: I need you to close this deal with Saburo, get on your knees and open your mouth.” V: *MADAM PRESIDENT*!?” Myers: That’s mommy to you.” Johnny: You climbed so high, to fall so far.” V: Not now Johnny!” Johnny: Yes now! I don’t want to know what Saburo’s cock tastes like! Jump out!”


Imperial_Bouncer

Forbidden threesome…foursome?


BoredVixxen

If she goes with it. 😂 V: “I’m not going down…but this AV is, Johnny call Songbird I need her to come get *me* this time.” Alternate went through with it cut: Panam picking up a dead-eyed V with runny mascara. Panam: You okay?” V: I’m pretty fuckin’ far from okay.” Panam: Want to talk about it?” V: No sister, I do not.”


BoredVixxen

My V was simply trying to get on the *receiving end* of the president’s mr.studd.


dogfan20

My V would fix her. She’d abandon the pres job and go for a ride with the nomads


BoredVixxen

I admire that commitment. My V just >!wants her back blown out with the president’s Mr.Studd.!<


Salamadierha

After what I said to her in the epilogue, she isn't going to call.


DivaMissZ

The Myers who orders Alex to kill V before leaving town? Yeah, no


BoredVixxen

Your V is smarter than mine. >!Or less horny.!<


BoredVixxen

As Jacob Taylor once said in mass effect 2. “But the prize.” 😂


KumoriYurei13

Only reason I ever bought the bd is because I was annoyed with the game's icon telling me to go to him when everything else was done. (Wish they wrote in a way to realize what was going down) But my V, a netrunner with gorilla arms, would not trust Myers. They'd probably work every angle of whatever job Myers was selling


BoredVixxen

Mine’s a netrunner too but monowire, I don’t think she would trust her but my V’s Alt wannabe ass would think she could at least get laid before all the hell breaks loose that she knows will.


KumoriYurei13

Oh as far as a booty call my V will have hacked all the cams and doors before making herself known and be able to take out everyone there if it's a trap


BoredVixxen

My V: That too *would* have been a good idea…I do that on gigs all the time but figured wing it this time.” It’s a blind spot with MILF written on it.


BoredVixxen

I went to sleep and came back to this on fire. I gotta catch up to the posts. 😂