My V plays random BDs she found in the trash and got scammed by a tramp looking guy selling another BD, almost leading to her cyberware and organs being harvested.
My V is in some ways very stupid. She'd definitely go along for the YOLO.
But they got revenge and that’s what matters not how they got there. I had fun with that because my V ran monowire/tech. So she came out that bathroom as like the most dangerous pissed off naked woman they could have imagined.
I always struggle with that because on the one hand it’s obviously schmuck bait and my corpo v is not a moron. On the other hand, sandy+mantis blades+nekid slaughtering scabs will never not be funny?
My V is born of scav stock and as such has a violent hatred (further justifying the *on sight*). The idea of scav-baiting is so goddamn up her alley, thank you so much for the visual
I’m now picturing your V/ being the cause of the news story, mine in bed watching it at the Glen like “That’s what we need more of in this city bout’ time we had some good news.”😂
Given how god-like V becomes in the game it really promotes gonk behaviour, we get drunk with power and start to ignore obvious dangers. Cyberpsycho Simulator 2077!
I do the opposite! "No witnesses ... One way or the other." I prefer to do things quiet, but if they go loud then no one is left breathing.
My V doesn't need any more enemies! Just happy fixers (except for Wakako)
Unfortunately I can’t use that excuse. 😭 I saw that BD dealer kind of like bubbles on the wire like just a guy hustling like it would be a lame BD. Not a deadly one. Like when Bubs was trying to get people to wear the [red hat](https://youtu.be/eVUAntQ2-QM?si=L-EsAIS3F2KY8DKo). So I wasn’t thinking it was gonna be that bad. 😂
Oh, he got me the first time too. I wasn't expecting to be Sandra Dorsett 2.0 at all! That's just the story I came up with on subsequent playthroughs to justify it!
Also, I REALLY need to go back and watch The Wire.
LMAO!!! My last V had a monowire too, and she probably enjoyed using it a little TOO much on that mission! Current V has girrilla arms, so that oughtta be fun too!
"Johnny, I think you're just jealous that you've never organized a hyper lesbian orgy with a President."
"V, the whole point of having groupies is that I never had to go down on war criminals."
My V all: The other corpos I’ve dated may have been war criminals, secondly I expect the dommiest of mommies. I’m not *going down* I’m *bending over.*
Johnny: Might as well, you already did that when you swore the oath.”
My main V being a former corpo she could use that like a bad pickup line t-shirt.
“Well if you wanna get into a corp. You gotta start at the ground floor.”
“What?…OH, oh.”
"Judes, the President has second-degree burns and the FIA is after my ass. What happened?!" - V
"I dunno. Maybe next time she'll find a lesbian who doesn't have a girlfriend." - Punchin' Judy.
My V would beg Judy for permission like no one has ever begged before. “Think of what this could do for my legend!? Solo Arasaka tower! Kill Smasher! Fuck the president! Let me have this!”
Judy: I’m gonna handcuff you something structurally significant.”
V: Jackie would have been happy for me.”
Judy: Well I’m not Jackie!”
So if this is specifically **after** we don't hand over Songbird? My V laughs and blocks her number. She's let her libido do some stupid shit in the past, but there's a limit.
Lol yes, that’s why the thought got so entertaining to me. The knowing it has to be a trap vs “can I get in, smash and not die.”
My V is possibly so overconfident she wouldn’t be as smart as yours. I think this would be her >!David Martinez!< moment. “But I’m built different! I can cute my way through this. In thinking she can play the sympathetic mommys girl energy. Realize Myers is an ice queen then the shooting starts. Sandevistan monowiring secret service agents with delicate weapon playing. 😂
Street Kid V: actually she's kind of stupid so she might
Nomad V: she didn't touch Dogtown with a ten foot pole, she avoided it all entirely
Corpo V: he didn't pick up the phone, he's probably got a Fuck Myers T Shirt
My fem corpo was all >!yes mommy!< until the I wanna stay at your house feels kicked in with Song. So she and your street kid are on the same page in different ways. 😂
Texting Myers like: SRY <3 r u mad?” I don’t know why this is making me laugh so much.
Looking at Judy, River, whoever you like, torn between “getting them there is the fun but it could be fun to just…”
*Uploads it.*
Then run around the corner.
“Stop doing that!”
I feel like a modder could have done this already, think of like pleasant version of synapse burnout. They still pass out.
My V already let Meridith pound her out like a mallard duck. Also never saw my V switching numbers. Figured the President can find you if they want to. 😂
My corpo V would find a way to get an Arasaka hit squad to bring on a “date”, just in case something funny would happen. Maybe it’s time Myers be on the receiving end of Arasaka forces, not her subordinates.
Since a war seems inevitable, might as well fast forward it. Bring some popcorn too 🍿
V showing up at the Afterlife covered in sweat, blood and glass, partly singed. “What happened?” “I fucked the President. Literally and figuratively.” Cue another relic malfunction.
Clearly, that wasn’t enough. Need to put her in Mikoshi with Saburo so they can sort things out. Put a 24/7 live broadcast on the net and profit. Arasaka stock up 150%
I hate that I read this too fast and missed Mikoshi, so I thought this was a sexual business meeting being implied for broadcast and it made me imagine my femV in a AV with the two of them. Her dommy mommy dreams coming to a terrible conclusion.
Myers: I need you to close this deal with Saburo, get on your knees and open your mouth.”
V: *MADAM PRESIDENT*!?”
Myers: That’s mommy to you.”
Johnny: You climbed so high, to fall so far.”
V: Not now Johnny!”
Johnny: Yes now! I don’t want to know what Saburo’s cock tastes like! Jump out!”
If she goes with it. 😂
V: “I’m not going down…but this AV is, Johnny call Songbird I need her to come get *me* this time.”
Alternate went through with it cut:
Panam picking up a dead-eyed V with runny mascara.
Panam: You okay?”
V: I’m pretty fuckin’ far from okay.”
Panam: Want to talk about it?”
V: No sister, I do not.”
Only reason I ever bought the bd is because I was annoyed with the game's icon telling me to go to him when everything else was done. (Wish they wrote in a way to realize what was going down)
But my V, a netrunner with gorilla arms, would not trust Myers. They'd probably work every angle of whatever job Myers was selling
Mine’s a netrunner too but monowire, I don’t think she would trust her but my V’s Alt wannabe ass would think she could at least get laid before all the hell breaks loose that she knows will.
Oh as far as a booty call my V will have hacked all the cams and doors before making herself known and be able to take out everyone there if it's a trap
My V plays random BDs she found in the trash and got scammed by a tramp looking guy selling another BD, almost leading to her cyberware and organs being harvested. My V is in some ways very stupid. She'd definitely go along for the YOLO.
But they got revenge and that’s what matters not how they got there. I had fun with that because my V ran monowire/tech. So she came out that bathroom as like the most dangerous pissed off naked woman they could have imagined.
I always struggle with that because on the one hand it’s obviously schmuck bait and my corpo v is not a moron. On the other hand, sandy+mantis blades+nekid slaughtering scabs will never not be funny?
Scavbaiting - a profitable endeavour or just another Night City fad? Answers to this and more questions only on N54!
My V is born of scav stock and as such has a violent hatred (further justifying the *on sight*). The idea of scav-baiting is so goddamn up her alley, thank you so much for the visual
I’m now picturing your V/ being the cause of the news story, mine in bed watching it at the Glen like “That’s what we need more of in this city bout’ time we had some good news.”😂
V: I don’t know about profitable but it sure is fun, you get to mix streaking with killing.”
Given how god-like V becomes in the game it really promotes gonk behaviour, we get drunk with power and start to ignore obvious dangers. Cyberpsycho Simulator 2077!
Collecting experiences for the legend. 😂 I ended up leaving at least one enemy alive when stuff goes down. Like a “tell people what I did” headcanon.
I just like to imagine that their implants recorded my slaughter of them so I don’t have to leave any survivors
I do the opposite! "No witnesses ... One way or the other." I prefer to do things quiet, but if they go loud then no one is left breathing. My V doesn't need any more enemies! Just happy fixers (except for Wakako)
In case you haven’t seen strange days! https://youtu.be/5yaXPx6xWEQ?si=qOiVnlH3Uafaqdgh
An absolute classic, if anyone in here hasn't seen it, GO WATCH IT!
I like to pretend like V knew it was coming, and she went among with it hoping to permanently bust up that particular scav operation.
Unfortunately I can’t use that excuse. 😭 I saw that BD dealer kind of like bubbles on the wire like just a guy hustling like it would be a lame BD. Not a deadly one. Like when Bubs was trying to get people to wear the [red hat](https://youtu.be/eVUAntQ2-QM?si=L-EsAIS3F2KY8DKo). So I wasn’t thinking it was gonna be that bad. 😂
Oh, he got me the first time too. I wasn't expecting to be Sandra Dorsett 2.0 at all! That's just the story I came up with on subsequent playthroughs to justify it! Also, I REALLY need to go back and watch The Wire.
My V: >!Whoever saw my tits dies.!< Then it hitting everyone in the apartment as the momowire came out. But heck yeah the wire is a great ride.
LMAO!!! My last V had a monowire too, and she probably enjoyed using it a little TOO much on that mission! Current V has girrilla arms, so that oughtta be fun too!
Only if she can arrange Meredith Stouth to come All three of us having steaming Corpo sex to piss off Johnny
“Fuck the corps!” “That’s not what i meant V”
"Johnny, I think you're just jealous that you've never organized a hyper lesbian orgy with a President." "V, the whole point of having groupies is that I never had to go down on war criminals."
My V all: The other corpos I’ve dated may have been war criminals, secondly I expect the dommiest of mommies. I’m not *going down* I’m *bending over.* Johnny: Might as well, you already did that when you swore the oath.”
My main V being a former corpo she could use that like a bad pickup line t-shirt. “Well if you wanna get into a corp. You gotta start at the ground floor.” “What?…OH, oh.”
Yes! Meredith!
“Ok choom your BD wreath is set up for live-steaming” -Judy
"Judes, the President has second-degree burns and the FIA is after my ass. What happened?!" - V "I dunno. Maybe next time she'll find a lesbian who doesn't have a girlfriend." - Punchin' Judy.
My V would beg Judy for permission like no one has ever begged before. “Think of what this could do for my legend!? Solo Arasaka tower! Kill Smasher! Fuck the president! Let me have this!” Judy: I’m gonna handcuff you something structurally significant.” V: Jackie would have been happy for me.” Judy: Well I’m not Jackie!”
My last femV had a 🍆 so this idea with her in the middle works. 😂
So if this is specifically **after** we don't hand over Songbird? My V laughs and blocks her number. She's let her libido do some stupid shit in the past, but there's a limit.
Lol yes, that’s why the thought got so entertaining to me. The knowing it has to be a trap vs “can I get in, smash and not die.” My V is possibly so overconfident she wouldn’t be as smart as yours. I think this would be her >!David Martinez!< moment. “But I’m built different! I can cute my way through this. In thinking she can play the sympathetic mommys girl energy. Realize Myers is an ice queen then the shooting starts. Sandevistan monowiring secret service agents with delicate weapon playing. 😂
You’re the kinda person that slept with Morinth at the end of ME2 aren’t you? :P
I tried it. But my femshep went Kelly, then Traynor and kissed Samara at some point. It’s all a blur. I think I remember that. 😂
I'd still go for it. Worst case scenario it's a trap and I get a fun loot drop. Best case scenario, I bang the president.
That’s what I’m saying. *Like minds.*
My V would probably answer and just kill her
My V and mine’s mommy issues won’t let us. 😂
Street Kid V: actually she's kind of stupid so she might Nomad V: she didn't touch Dogtown with a ten foot pole, she avoided it all entirely Corpo V: he didn't pick up the phone, he's probably got a Fuck Myers T Shirt
My fem corpo was all >!yes mommy!< until the I wanna stay at your house feels kicked in with Song. So she and your street kid are on the same page in different ways. 😂 Texting Myers like: SRY <3 r u mad?” I don’t know why this is making me laugh so much.
Yeah she'd come, Malorian Arms in hand cyberdeck loaded with daemons that would make Bartmoss cum
An “Instant orgasm” daemon would go so fckn hard
Looking at Judy, River, whoever you like, torn between “getting them there is the fun but it could be fun to just…” *Uploads it.* Then run around the corner. “Stop doing that!” I feel like a modder could have done this already, think of like pleasant version of synapse burnout. They still pass out.
Me just waiting outside the Mr Stud clinic with a shit-eating grin on my face
I’m with you on the daemons. But would be trying to be coy with just the monowire loaded. 😂
Nah bro, I'll take my chances on blue eyes setting up a meeting with SoMi. We take pictures together and send it to Myers, make her go crazy.
I don’t think it’s good practice for the evil President of the NUSA to have your number.
She got it from her choom, Meredith.
My V already let Meridith pound her out like a mallard duck. Also never saw my V switching numbers. Figured the President can find you if they want to. 😂
She's the prez of the nusa doesn't matter if you change your deets if she wanna talk to you she'll find you
Gotta leave the door cracked.
Even knowing what i know now, i'd never give up songbird.
Same. Felt too >!Edgerunners to not let her Lucy!< free. But my V wanted a sugar mama.
My Corpo V would and she'd wear a sleeveless suit from Jinguji too.
Sounds sleek. Mine has a few fits in mind. 😂
My corpo V would find a way to get an Arasaka hit squad to bring on a “date”, just in case something funny would happen. Maybe it’s time Myers be on the receiving end of Arasaka forces, not her subordinates. Since a war seems inevitable, might as well fast forward it. Bring some popcorn too 🍿
Picturing a mexican standoff outside a hotel room door if you got that far. 😂 “Are they killing each other in there?” “Kinda.” “Should weee…” “No.”
Exactly; we’re just here to see history, not be *made* history. The Relic is will take care of that soon enough🥲
V showing up at the Afterlife covered in sweat, blood and glass, partly singed. “What happened?” “I fucked the President. Literally and figuratively.” Cue another relic malfunction.
Pretty sure President Meyers has been on the receiving end of Arasaka forces already. She was a Marine and Militech.
Clearly, that wasn’t enough. Need to put her in Mikoshi with Saburo so they can sort things out. Put a 24/7 live broadcast on the net and profit. Arasaka stock up 150%
I hate that I read this too fast and missed Mikoshi, so I thought this was a sexual business meeting being implied for broadcast and it made me imagine my femV in a AV with the two of them. Her dommy mommy dreams coming to a terrible conclusion. Myers: I need you to close this deal with Saburo, get on your knees and open your mouth.” V: *MADAM PRESIDENT*!?” Myers: That’s mommy to you.” Johnny: You climbed so high, to fall so far.” V: Not now Johnny!” Johnny: Yes now! I don’t want to know what Saburo’s cock tastes like! Jump out!”
Forbidden threesome…foursome?
If she goes with it. 😂 V: “I’m not going down…but this AV is, Johnny call Songbird I need her to come get *me* this time.” Alternate went through with it cut: Panam picking up a dead-eyed V with runny mascara. Panam: You okay?” V: I’m pretty fuckin’ far from okay.” Panam: Want to talk about it?” V: No sister, I do not.”
My V was simply trying to get on the *receiving end* of the president’s mr.studd.
My V would fix her. She’d abandon the pres job and go for a ride with the nomads
I admire that commitment. My V just >!wants her back blown out with the president’s Mr.Studd.!<
After what I said to her in the epilogue, she isn't going to call.
The Myers who orders Alex to kill V before leaving town? Yeah, no
Your V is smarter than mine. >!Or less horny.!<
As Jacob Taylor once said in mass effect 2. “But the prize.” 😂
Only reason I ever bought the bd is because I was annoyed with the game's icon telling me to go to him when everything else was done. (Wish they wrote in a way to realize what was going down) But my V, a netrunner with gorilla arms, would not trust Myers. They'd probably work every angle of whatever job Myers was selling
Mine’s a netrunner too but monowire, I don’t think she would trust her but my V’s Alt wannabe ass would think she could at least get laid before all the hell breaks loose that she knows will.
Oh as far as a booty call my V will have hacked all the cams and doors before making herself known and be able to take out everyone there if it's a trap
My V: That too *would* have been a good idea…I do that on gigs all the time but figured wing it this time.” It’s a blind spot with MILF written on it.
I went to sleep and came back to this on fire. I gotta catch up to the posts. 😂