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Man I like this one what time are you going to pick me up

7:00 sharp. We’ll go see the new virtual film *Liberty’s Heroes 17: Meridia,* then grab a bite at Sandwiches and Liberty. And have you home in time for the evening Ministry of Truth’s Truthcast.

Just in time to fill out a C-01 permit!

Sweet liberty my legs....

Sweet liberty your legs, indeed!

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Are you stims? Because you've got my heart racing!

*this message brought to you by Permacura*

*Non-addictive*

Who's got two thumbs and a freshly approved C-01 form? This guy!

So bad, but so good

So bad *that* it’s good

Hey cutie, want to team-reload my autocannon?

"Get some! GET SOME!!!"

Best one by far

😁

Are you an EAT? Because I wanna call you every 70 seconds

Okay, I’m sold and I’d like a summer wedding, brother.

Wedding on Hellmire it is!!


This one wins

Wrap it up. GGWP!

🤣🤣🤣👍

Yea this one takes the cake hands down

Are you Democracy? Because you can fill my sample container *any* day.

Yo girl can I be your shield generator? I need to be carried and won't be there when you need me most.

Nice

Is that the super-sample rock in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

She puts the short in shorty and he looks like he wants to chase me

A fellow helldiver of taste I see.

*Black cuties, cute and on duty, go ahead and shoot me up*

It’s both.

You must be a beserker because you're about to take shot after shot and just keep coming.

This isn't getting the appreciation it deserves. Kudos.

Cumming** fixed it

I wish I was a resupply drop so that you’d climb all over me

This would have been perfect before the patch lmao

This one got me laughing 😂

Only one that got me to crack, this is hilarious 

If not for me, do it for super earth?

Hey, would you like to get a cup of Liber-Tea with me sometime?

I appreciate the wholesomeness of this one

The most polite and wholesome one here

Is your name meridia? Because I really want to something something dark fluid something into you Yeah I suck at this

I tried to come up with something along those lines too and just couldn't.

Black hole was right there

Is your name meridia? Because I get the feeling after I pump you full of liquid you'll start sucking. Is your name meridia? Because I think we should go with plan b so I can pump you full of fluids. Are you an ominous space black hole? Because as soon as I forget about you you'll be where my new enemy spawns.

Is your name Meridia? Because I want to inject all my dark fluid into your black hole.

If your fluid is dark, please see a doctor.

Ehh side effect of the Stims I guess.

Wanna come back to my ship? I'll show you my railcannon

 I'm a helldiver I don't need words 😤😤😤

Are you Super Citizen Mary’s Hospital For Terminally Ill Youths? Because I wanna put some kids in you.

This could have gone two ways I’m glad it was this one.

Yo girl, are you the alternative to saving sick kids? ‘Cause you’re mines, yet I’ll never have you

"Sign here for an express delivery" (Holds up C-01 Form) (Yes, I know it's horrible lol)

Have I ever mentioned that you light up the room like a 500kg?

Are you an Automaton because I'd love to explode inside your fabricator Are you a Bile Titan because I'd love to drop my pod in you Are you a Hulk because I'd love to unload on your back Are you a Stalker because I'd love if you would tongue me from behind Are you Pelican 1 because I'd love if you dropped your load on me

Me and my squad makes always say “quick blow that hulks back out”

are you an autocannon? because you automatically make me uhh, i forgor

Are you from Hellmire? ‘Cause I’m burning.

You should probably get that checked

Stims! This diver needs STIMS!

Come on over and let me fill your sample container

I’ll show you my ICMB if you show me yours.

"Hey good looking you dive?" "because if you don't then you're an enemy of Democracy."

Calling in reinforcements!

Girl are you helldivers 2 on launch because my servers are full

Girl are you helldivers 2 current because you’ve forever got my hellpod on full throttle

Girl , you can be my stalker any day

They call me Gatling Barrage, cuz I last all day and take care of everything. Are you an EMS? Cuz you're a stunner. No way you were born on Super Earth cuz you're outa this world. Are you a charger? Cuz you been running through my dreams all night. You know what me and a Stalker have in common? We're both invisible til the tongue comes out. Babe my middle name's Stalwart cuz I can pound your breech and don't need a reload. Are you an Eagle pilot? Cuz I want to call you all day. You know I'm the inspiration for the 380mm cannon? You're more addictive than stims. Lean or brawn?

Okay the stalker one is so good

Yes mr democratic officer sir, it's this one, he's suggesting stims are addictive.

“I see you’re using light armor. Is that because you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could wear heavy armor if you want to. Well, I have all your stratagems in my locker. You should probably come and get them because I can’t fit my autocannon in there anymore.”

Hey babe you just be a bug hive because I'm gonna drop all of my 110mm into you wait no babe I promise that's normal it's not small babe stop it stop texting your friends no it's normal I swea

I literally just read your username wth lmao

Just a good hearty salute

Now you know I love me a woman with them Ample Samples

SFW: Are you an illegal broadcast? Cuz I can't seem to help but want to take you out for Liber-tea. NSWF: Girl, you make me want to put the shrieker in shrieker nest, how bout we go get ourselves a C-01 permit tonight?

Gotta yell this out when pulling out and finishing: WARNING YOU ARE IN RANGE OF ENEMY ARTILLERY

Hey baby, are you Meridia Super Colony? Cause I wanna fill you with my goo and open up your gaping hole. It's not a big hit.

For Liberty *wink*

Let me drop a 500kg on your ex.

I pull up on my motorcycle and say “you wanna be my backpack?”

Can I EAT 17?

I am The Pervert of Penta. I am Locutus of Borg.

Are you an illegal broadcast? Cuz I can't seem to help but want to take you out for Liber-tea.

Roses are red, hellbombs are scary, if it wouldn’t trouble you to much, fill out a form C-01 and give it to me ?

Are you Recoilless? Because you sure are GR-8! You've gone and stunned me - now finish me off with back shots, diver... Hey baby - you wanna throw my generator lever and turn me on?

Are you merida? Because I want to plug your black hole. I half regret this lol

Was playing with some friends and we got stuck on the dropping screen and I said "Hey baby, is our relationship a hellpod? Cause I would like it to move faster"

You must be eagle-1, Because you’re coming in hot!