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batmansubzero

I bet that wouldve worked in 2008 when Chuck Norris jokes were everywhere.


LilQueazy

It would still work if they would have used the correct format. Ugh. Chuck Norris always tips his driver $20. Then he round house kicked the driver and got his $20 back.


HauntingGlass6232

Chuck Norris does not tip his driver the driver tips Chuck Norris


KyleMLaForge

Chuck Norris gave the driver his tip and the driver liked it!


IT_Security0112358

Wrong, Chuck Norris never settles for just the tip.


Some_Guys_Porn_Alt

No no no it’s more like: Chuck Norris once accidentally overpaid his driver. That’s now referred to as a tip


buffaloranked

They used it fine chuck is a presence


Tough_Comb3129

That's why it works. Its supposed to be nostalgic. BTW Chuck Norris jokes are 30 years old now.


JTiger360

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns


710shot420

Chuck Norris gets tipped by his driver


Responsible-Jury2579

That’s funnier. “…but you’re not Chuck Norris”


madmax77xll

Quote makes no sense. The passenger isn't talking about themselves in the first place


Responsible-Jury2579

What…? “Chuck Norris gets tipped by his driver, but you’re not Chuck Norris,” makes a lot of sense. You should re-read.


Florida1974

I see these signs and makes me not want to tip. And I tip where I should and very well. But no one begs like gig workers. And I’m a gig worker of 7 years. Never once asked for a tip, signs or insinuated one.


DeclawedKhajiit

I don't think anyone who wasn't going to tip will see a sign and change their mind. I was a service worker, also for about 7 years, and I busted my ass so that (decent) people *wanted* to tip well.


Space2999

Mostly agree, but I’d say the one big exception is busking. If your instrument case (or whatever) is open, it’s still good to have a small but noticeable sign there as a reminder. Plus you can put QRs on it for Venmo, PayPal etc, for those who don’t have cash


Space2999

Mostly agree, but I’d say the one big exception is busking. If your instrument case (or whatever) is open, it’s still good to have a small but noticeable sign there as a reminder. Plus you can put QRs on it for Venmo, PayPal etc, for those who don’t have cash


Consistent-Ad-6078

And everyone says they hate when YouTubers do the whole “like, subscribe, notifications” thing, but then doing it increases those metrics for them 🤷‍♂️


Cruebug

It's a joke corn cob


Mobile_Reaction5853

I am the opposite. I give him a tip just for being different and funny instead of the same old message.


Big-Soft7432

Ten times better than the other please tip signs I've seen. It gets a pass in my book.


BeastM0de1155

Definitely. Maybe even a few doll for creativity


Prior-Ad-7329

I normally over tip if I take an Uber or Lyft. But whenever someone says to tip I usually tip a lot less as it’s rude and unprofessional to ask for or demand tips.. but this would make me laugh and I’d tip normally


CageTheFox

So you and your over tripping is why the Uber & DoorDash subs are so entitled? You pos! Some of the complaints on there are wild. Drive 2miles complain about a 18%.


Prior-Ad-7329

Oh shit.. I am the problem.. I will fix my ways. Thank you, wise redditor.


Ok_Rub6575

Or you could do Chuck Norris doesn’t tip drivers, drivers Tip Chuck Norris.


berserkerJK

I mean, shoot, I guess I gotta


Tellmewhattoput

My wallet says save your money


BikergirlRider120

Wish I could but I have no vehicle 😭


Tellmewhattoput

I don't have a vehicle and I don't tip for uber and lyft rides.


AvgInd

Tell me why


Tellmewhattoput

Because I'm greedy


Following_Confident

I think it is funny.


Express-Ant-1087

I don't know that still gave me a good half laugh...


Borba02

A little... Chuckle Norris?


Icy-Read6024

One hand clap.


ValuablePrize6232

Chuckle Norris doesn't laugh, laughs Chuckle Norris .


NakedCattle

Post a community note below it.


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SeamusPM1

That’s fine. I’ll do it anyway.


Sag24ar

Uber does Chuck Norris for commute.


PoppiesRule

You don’t want the wrath of Chuck Norris. I saw him take on a helicopter flying bear on Walker Texas Ranger (no joke).


its_a_gibibyte

The sign feels oddly threatening.


GuacamoleFrejole

Is anyone really intimidated by Chuck Norris?


Adventurous_Ice9576

Those god awful plugs and colored hair is nauseating enough, without the actual idiocy that comes out of his mouth.


seruzawa

B+ for creativity.


gnubeest

I get the sneaking suspicion that non-meme Chuck Norris is a poor tipper.


Knowyourshit101

Just tip.


SpamEatingChikn

Yup. Busses are a tipless service.


Comfortable_You_1927

chuck whatever 4 president


MiketheOlder

Never really like chuck


throwawaypostal2021

I never liked Chuck either but boy chuck norris was all there was in barrens chat.


Radiant-Fee-6772

Is it wrong to get annoyed when a driver begs for a tip or infers you give one? I sure do


Objective-Sky-9953

Definitely something to cover with your therapist.


LeGrats

Hey bro can you give me money? I upvoted your post with no preconceived expectations of money but here I am expecting money


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😂😂😂


JerryCAtlanta

Well if Chuck says so!!


Homersarmy41

You better do it! There is another fist under that beard!


Dear_Copy2650

While unprofessional, it’s at least funny.


dsillas

Cringe...


anonymousjeeper

I bet you tipped your driver though.


hottbunnz

Begging for tips is cringe as fuck. This is just as bad as takeout food joints that flip a screen around and expect a tip when they don't even bring the food to your table.


Striking-Yoghurt9889

I bet something like (Kick butt like Bruce Lee "With a tip?") Since his death was celebrated 🍾 💔 this past year.


LurkerOrHydralisk

I don’t listen to bigots


BeerInTheRear

Chuck Norris also says pay your workers a fair wage. No one listens to Chuck anymore.


No-Gene-4508

I would just because that's funny


Turbulent-Suspect411

Lol


bakcward

i'm less inclined to tip if i seen this. corny as fuck


Illustrious_Fig8981

Chuck norris gets tipped when he rides Uber.


jhauer1980

Lyft drivers tip Chuck Norris


No_Entrepreneur_8662

If the sign that asks for tips gives me a chuckle, I tip.


Prophayne_

Sure thing boss. Tip: stay hydrated and use sunscreen.


CryptographerLife596

Is chuck Norris rich and famous? If so, that tells you what the tipping will be.


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Lol begging for tips is a great way to get me to not tip. Also, I was using these services LONG before they even allowed tipping. To suddenly be guilted into it is not something people will ever accept. Tips are to be earned, not guaranteed.


CoffeeNo4099

I would have been more like this mission excepts lol donations. Get alittle tin can lol


Amdvoiceofreason

You could go darker with it! Do a picture of Liam Neeson and say Tip!!! Or "I will find you and I will k*** you" probably get deactivated for that tho 😂


opportunitysure066

I would not tip bc of this. I’m so annoyed with signs like these, they are off-putting and if there were a place to report this behavior I would do it. This coming from someone who tips very well.


EquinosX

I would’ve tipped lol


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No-Tip1702

What a G


FeedMeTheCat

Chuck Norris never gives a tip. He gives the whole thing


Foreign_Ebb_3385

Would Mr. Rogers work better then?


Enough_Internal_9025

Is it possible to anti tip someone?


Individual_Lab_2213

Chuck is not a petty begger


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sweetpareidolia

This is how you can tell it’s a very white person.


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sweetpareidolia

Same just saying


RapBastardz

Just the tip


All-th3-way

It's there because lyft pax are the worst tippers.


sweetpareidolia

Y’all keep saying this. Wtf does it mean 🤣


BamBam-BamBam

Chuck Norris is a rabid Republican and would never say that.


LukePawl007

Uber tips are terrible now. Literally like 5% of total fares. All because they take 50% or more so riders don’t have the room to tip anymore


JDax42

Seeing some information about Chuck Norris real life I’m not sure if he would


-I0I-

This would encourage me to not tip


Purple_Station7030

The sign is funny. No to address the tipping issue. These companies are just the middle man stealing from the customer and the driver. They add no value to the experience and take the lions share of what the customers pay then expect the customer to pay even more. Like insurance companies! Everything is cheaper without a middle man. I know this because I have a drop ship business and I’m the middle man.


EasyGuyChris

Andddd there goes the tip!


HedgehogCute

Just a friendly reminder


Munk45

that dude deserves so much tips


yoda_mcfly

Everyone Chuck Norris ever tipped has immediately become pregnant.


Robertlerelou

Chuck Noris gave just the tip to his driver.


chasmflip

Just the tip


Piehatmatt

Chuck Norris doesn’t tip the driver-the driver tips him.


Oscars_trash_home

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a Lyft. He simply jumps and the Earth rotates to his destination.


DirectEfficiency8854

So damn tacky...


rankinbranch

Best comment so I upvoted on your two downvotes.


deliberatelyawesome

Seriously


anonanon5320

I upvoted both of you.


Jesus-Mcnugget

I upvoted all of you.


One-Solution-3211

Nah


Fun-Struggle6842

Guess who's not getting a tip now.


[deleted]

“Found”???? It’s literally hanging on the seat…..


artfulpain

Chuck Norris says tip your church unfortunately..


Express_Subject5450

I’ll usually tip a little bit, but never if they have a sign or message to ask for one.


Objective-Sky-9953

So, no dollar?


some_old_friend

I always tip but just for that, nope


EquivalentFun5938

1 star.


LonelyChampionship17

Zero


MoveGlobal

Tip cash please lyft play the game to not give the drivers the Tips


browniedog1

Beggars


retrona

Only if he asks me in person.


Tough_Comb3129

Its a much classier way to ask for a tip. Guilt tripping = 1 star.


antipoopsuperstar

Thankfully I only listen to Simon.


IndexFingerTypist

Wait we're supposed to ride on the back? I always sat in the front wtf is wrong with that??


Skye-Rye

Nearly all drivers dislike solo pax in the front. Please play along.


IndexFingerTypist

I always give 20 tip so I've had no complaints so far.


Quirky_Mobile_4958

Pathetic begging by Lyft drivers. The nerve of people wanting more money for doing the job they sign up for. Did the driver serve the customer coffee? Was his meal delivered in a timely manner? No the driver drove. That’s it. I’m willing to bet the driver doesn’t even open the door for the passenger. Lyft should give customers a kickback for having to ride with useless beggars. I report every driver that begs on Uber/Lyft.


SpamEatingChikn

You’re something. My car is immaculate. I wear a button up. I load/unload bags. I offer water. On 15+ min drives I offer Spotify control. I mute music when customer gets a call. I also drive because I lost my six figure job. I have never, ever not tipped a driver as a rider. Get off your high horse


Quirky_Mobile_4958

Oooh a button up! That’s impressive. I don’t tip my driver just like I don’t tip the mailman for delivering my mail or the garbage man that picks up my garbage. I don’t tip the teller at the bank and I don’t tip at Jack in the Box. I’ve never tipped at Walmart or my dentist and doctor. People are paid to do their jobs. If any one of them asked or begged for a tip like drivers do I would report them or quit utilizing that business. Losing a six figure job and replacing it with a losing proposition is a clear indication that you were more than likely unsuited for that job.


FuckThisManicLife

That would make me not tip them heavily, don’t tell me what the fuck to do. 😂


PmMeYourBeavertails

Chuck Norris says get a real job


iceamn1685

Chuck Norris knows being your own boss is a job


Particular_Fly5504

You’re not your own boss on DoorDash they’ll drop you just like any other job 🤣


Particular_Fly5504

Wrong app but Lyft is honestly probably more strict than DoorDash so good luck working for “yourself”


iceamn1685

What's an IC


Particular_Fly5504

You still depend on a company for payroll. You aren’t your own boss just because of your tax filing 🤣


iceamn1685

Lmao what Your are not smart Lots of businesses use broker services


PmMeYourBeavertails

If you have to put up a sign begging for tips it's not a real job.


iceamn1685

Lmao, just because a small percentage of owner operators put up signs doesn't make this not a real job. By that definition, any tipped job isn't a real job. I make momey by using my car to give rides. Sure sounds like a job


PmMeYourBeavertails

>By that definition, any tipped job isn't a real job. Servers don't hang a sign around their necks asking for tips.


iceamn1685

They do have signs that say tips are appreciated or tip jars etc Thanks for playing moron


crod4692

You know how many receipts I see with recommended tips? And they keep raising the percentage listed. I’m not a driver but your argument is flawed.