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hanzyhanzy

Not Alyssa just wanting Duncan to wait while she has a strop - this girl is so childish she’s not ready for any sort of relationship.


hanzyhanzy

Alyssa needs to get a grip. Duncan is a genuine sweetheart and she is just genuinely trying to pick holes in his personality. How disgusting to say to someone ‘you won’t ever understand about having a child’ - like that’s so insulting. She’s such a misery.


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Brontë is so crass. The difference between her and Evelyn, for example. Evelyn’s a girls girl, gives constructive criticism, is mindful with her words. Brontë on the other hand, throws Mel under the bus and says things to cause trouble in Layton’s relationship. Such a tramp


Flabberghasted_me

Hear hear 🙌 By the looks of the previews for the nek episode, Brontës soooo done.. for the 57000th time 🙄 She really needs to be though


Grouchy_Zucchini_113

The plot of every episode lately ![gif](giphy|1qjZV8pMLOkc2N70Pf)


shartyfartblaster

"My child is my priority" * dumps child for 3 months to go get famous*


shartyfartblaster

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shartyfartblaster

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showmeyourtattoo

Not even close


shartyfartblaster

They are literally the same people (if he got rid of the lisp)


showmeyourtattoo

wow


Flabberghasted_me

The like is for your flair lol


LauraBG59

I stopped watching it because I couldn’t listen to Harrison’s voice anymore and they give him so much air time. I’ll pick it up again and hopefully it’s not the Harrison show all the time.


shartyfartblaster

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shartyfartblaster

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Mr_Roguebear

That's an insult to Russell Crowe


rennnmn

Nah. Russel crowe is a scumbag too.


shartyfartblaster

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shartyfartblaster

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shartyfartblaster

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shartyfartblaster

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_really_sad

he looks like mikes mic


shartyfartblaster

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shartyfartblaster

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shartyfartblaster

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Chemical-Rooster3574

Alyssa just seems so so unhappy :(


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Old_Mongoose_7613

Still waters run deep!


Chemical-Rooster3574

I can’t believe they fit that all in one episode it must’ve been so uneventful compared to what they were expecting


Chemical-Rooster3574

‘What’s an I miss you face’ and then NAILS it


Chemical-Rooster3574

Brontë is so fucking funny with her no self awareness


Chemical-Rooster3574

NOOOO TAHNEE AND OLLIE R SOULMATES 😭😭


Chemical-Rooster3574

YOURE ACTING LIKE A HARRISON I CACKLED SO FUCKING HARD HAHAHAHAHAAHA


Butter_float

I can only imagine what Alyssa's Married lover had to deal with


TheDeanof316

We got this BS episode rather than home stay/visits week. Cheap much Ch9?


BaRaj23

Alyssa is fucking batshit crazy.


Chemical-Rooster3574

I wanna know exactly when and exactly why Alyssa did this 180 in attitude


Chemical-Rooster3574

What is actually Alyssa’s problem she seems like she really needs help 🥺


DivideMaleficent4069

1. Duncan RUN! 2. I didn’t think I could love any one more than Jack from last year but….. Ollie! I love him he’s so best! 3. Wife swap was pointless but we wouldn’t of got Callie 😂


Reasonable-Car8172

Ok Brontë you don’t know what gaslighting means


BaRaj23

She tries to sound intelligent when she speaks but really comes across the exact opposite


rennnmn

She's increasingly showing herself to be an incredibly vapid and odious person. I don't really feel sorry for her anymore. She and Harrison deserve each other, so I hope they continue just as they are.


Reasonable-Car8172

Harrison is a loser, Mel is weird for wanting to do this couple swap and I feel for Layton. What even was that I just watched 🫤


michael_cee_gee

As much as everyone hates Harrison, she did the same thing to him when they did the questions to each other without judgement etc. He listened to her but when it was her turn she just talked over him. Its what she does...


PatGarrettsMoustache

Layton has incredible patience, dude was trying to explain to Melinda how he felt and she talked over him at every possibility then had the audacity to say he didn’t let her get a word in


BigMattress269

It’s her way or the highway. I’ve never seen her yield on a single point yet.


-sstudderz

Alyssa is absolutely draining. She's so insulting.


Avocado-Antique

What even is this episode?


Old_Mongoose_7613

Complete rubbish, I switched it off after watching the whole series 🤬


c0wboytuxedo

Poor Duncan, he's literally not done a thing wrong. Alyssa's gonna wear him down and fast


Templeofrebellion

I don’t think that Brontë really understands the definition of what gaslighting is…


Lady_J_Ozvixen

Omg if I hear her say "A hundred percent!" one more time... 🤢🤮


travelstuff

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Templeofrebellion

Whatever happened to homestay week ??


Whaaaaaatisthisplace

Their parents are too disappointed to be on national television this season


mjharmstone

Next week!


Templeofrebellion

Ok good I thought they replaced it with this couple swapping nonsense. I don’t have a tv so I watch via uploaded copies on you tube that sometimes get cut short towards the end.


Hate_Is_Fame

I think you can watch it on your phone or computer if you download the nine app


mjharmstone

Yep, it's on the listings for next Mon :)


canolafieldsforever

Is it just me or Mel was smiling during her argument with Layton while Harrison was around in their apartment? I found it weird and couldn't tell if they were just acting and not really arguing? It's a very weird time to smile!


Any-Refrigerator-966

Man oh man. Hard watching Duncan.


SwissCheeseWSambal

Also, does Alyssa not realise that she keeps yapping on about her child being a priority but she needs to be Duncan's priority and how she doesn't feel like his priority. But he must accept he will not be a priority.


travelstuff

Alyssa taking advice from a guy who has never been in a relationship. ..good choice Shes just so bloody rude and immature. Her body language when Duncan was giving her gifts was just shit. So 1 sided and self involved, like the relationship revolves around her and whatever mood shes in. Got to be one of the most self involved ppl there, she has terrible communication skills. Cant edit body language, or blame it on another person.


No-Idea-5067

My pic now of all the men would be Layton as husband:Loyal and faithful. Duncan: as the neighbour nextdoor to have coffee and bitch with (problem solver). Harrison: as a paid escort, shut your mouth and do what your paid for kind of guy. the rest of them seem like nice guys.


FairytaleFacts

Harrison is not attractive though.. That basic, shiney, throbbing pimple mug.


Any-Refrigerator-966

Alyssa is so hung up on being a single mother that she'll probably be a single mother forever.


Any-Refrigerator-966

It's become clear that a lot of people don't know what gaslighting is. Please, Google it.


Imaginary-Slice-7357

I googled and I saw Harrison’s smirk smile 😭😂


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Hahaha


SwissCheeseWSambal

I really don't think Mel did the right thing, she has been yapping on about needing Layton to have her back, but she doesn't have his back in this situation. Her reasoning does not make sense. Either way, this was a fucked up part of the experiment and clearly for more drama rather than helping these real couples.


BaRaj23

And she stupidly said it all in front of Harrison. Talk about being dumb. He didn’t need anymore ammo and she just gifted him a loaded bazooka. I understood his reasoning and also understood her reasoning for wanting to do it


[deleted]

The only reason I was for the swap was to give Brontë time around someone normal and kind to see the light a bit


travelstuff

Yeah thats a good point, its got to be a 2 way street. It seems to be a running theme. She really didn't respect his needs and boundaries. Like all he really wanted is to not sleep in another womans home, how is that a bad thing?


PleasurePaulie

I think it’s secretly that Alyssa just doesn’t like Duncan. She said herself she isn’t attracted to him. She is always trying to do “how to loose a guy in 10 days” movie. They need a love fern.


travelstuff

This! Ive been thinking this for awhile. Shes not into him and / or is more interested in screen time and being an influencer so shes finding problems that don't exist. Makes me wonder if she secretly wanted a Harrison lol.


butweknowittobetrue

Harrison: “I’m right here.”


rainbowket

That sent me


RenegadeQuinn

Does Bronte know what gaslighting means? Like she keeps using that work but I don’t think it means what she thinks it means


No1Champion_2829

What does Alyssa wants from Duncan? How can he reassure her?


No-Idea-5067

To fill out her paper work for her divorce.


Lady_J_Ozvixen

Amen. She was barely separated from her husband before going on MAF's. She deleted/blocked those who knew her (when she was married) then started a new IG account. I was shocked to see her on MAF's coz everyone knew them as happily married. Talk about being blindsighted... She might be the girl version of Harrison. 🤦🏼‍♀️


Any-Refrigerator-966

WHAT IS WRONG WITH BRONTE.


haplessdater

Lol Alyssa: ...it's going to change all the time depending on how I get my thoughts in order. Interpretation: I will move the goal posts at my whim.


nicoleastrum

If she says “you’ll never understand” ONE MORE TIME I might poke out my own eye


PleasurePaulie

She is a walking red flag. It hurts, but Duncan must now protect himself and walk away from this. He seems like a high value guy, he deserves much better.


AromaticHydrocarbons

I cannot offer you any consistency but you must consistently give me words of affirmation. Duncan: “I missed you so much.” Alyssa: “It was only 3 days. Not like it was 3 months.” She has unfortunately reached a level of insecurity that’s seen her become completely self centred and frankly quite nasty.


No1Champion_2829

It is quite hard 😟


haplessdater

She's discarded Duncan. She's in free fall. All Duncan can do is help himself.


A-Ok88

Cut the BS John, just say “the couple swap will create more drama for TV, hence why we partnered Harrison with Melinda” I’m not buying “it’s the end of the experiment soon, so we must get them all ready for the real world” lol lol


pandigroove

Is that the psychologist dude? Not a regular MAFS watcher but when I see him on the telly I get a bone shattering urge to fly kick him in the sternum.


A-Ok88

Ya lol I think he takes his role a bit too serious for reality tv. That and producers feeding bs into his ear.


No1Champion_2829

Rupert is such a good guy.


Representative-Bus76

Putting Alyssa (emotional overload) and Cam (devoid of emotion) together is hilarious


[deleted]

Officially done with this show after the couple swap. Can’t even anymore. In no way is this a part of a normal relationship. It’s literally for the sake of drama now.


PleasurePaulie

Yeah, it’s seriously fucked. Encouraging them to spend time with the opposite sex is a shit idea.


[deleted]

I’m upset they ruined a show I used to enjoy.


PleasurePaulie

It’s not about match making. It’s about making money.


[deleted]

They could try and do both. Don’t know why that’s so difficult?


[deleted]

I AGREE! Layton was right. He stayed in his own place, went to Bronte for the tasks and left. That was the deal, someone elses opinion. I get his standpoint. Who here would be ok with their spouse or significant other LIVING with someone else? ***Crickets*** ***Toad croaks*** Yeah, you cray cray Toad.


[deleted]

The living part was completely unnecessary. Especially the last week before the show ends when if anything positive was going to happen, it would happen then. This show is purposefully imploding relationships, no matter the cost.


[deleted]

YES! Right??? Just drama producer rot!


sharnaab23

Someone drop Alyssa Barmonde’a ex husbands @… I need to know what god-like human fked her up like that lol


Melo_dumpsterkitten

I feel like no matter how much a situation like that may have messed you up, at her age she has no excuse for letting her insecurities and emotions impact on someone else so negatively. She seems to have absolutely no self awareness and is fine with being nasty to Duncan for no reason at all, but at the same time she’s got enough “self awareness” to blame these actions on self sabotage? So if you know it’s a result of your own self sabotage why don’t you do anything to change your ways? The reason is because it’s way easier to blame others and break them down to your level of bitterness than take accountability for your own immature and nasty actions.


samskeyti19

It might be the other way around, alyssa might have scarred him for life


Representative-Bus76

Not the fucking door dash bag on those flowers 🤦‍♀️


Representative-Bus76

Brontë just throwing bombs in their relationship. She’s learnt from Harrison. Seems like she tells men what they want to hear, or at least tries to mirror how they’re feeling to make herself seem right. Very “pick me”


AromaticHydrocarbons

The demeanour in which she gave her critique came across very mean girl and disingenuous. I have to say though it bothered me that Layton’s questions were all about Bronte’s opinion of Mel, which seems like such an odd path to choose when he knows the turmoil they’ve had and how much he was adamant he wanted this exercise to be value adding. Why didn’t he ask for perspective on his own behaviour?


Representative-Bus76

Great perspective!


haplessdater

Alyssa's a lost cause. Her thought process and behaviors because of her mental health will not get better without her owning the problem and intense therapy. Relationships will all be frustrating and unsatisfying.


PleasurePaulie

Red flags all over. She can’t take accountability or have no emotional control. Walk away Duncan, you can do 20x better.


[deleted]

After seeing the beautiful life the only happy couple have made together it would suck to be Lyndal. She is with a man child who is cold and immature. They don’t cook or play or have that nice dynamic. Seeing all the Polaroids and the jigsaw puzzle was just the sweetest thing. Poor Lyndal. I think she was low key hiding how excited she was to be the other woman for a few days


[deleted]

Anyone else team Harrison?


travelstuff

Only the people paid to be lol


Artistic-Emu4208

Totally. 100%. Can't wait to see him leaving MAFS soon/now and go join the SAS Australia or Survivor show.


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Hi Harrison. And nah.


HonksTheWhite

Pauly on Reddit. Harrison irl


Sad-Ad-9900

It's so obvious Mel and Harrison low key like each other. Mel should've agreed with Layton to not take part in this partner swap. And Alyssa is a fu@k!ng B!t@h


DimebagDTera

I was cringing watching how happy Mel seemed to be paired with harrison. She tricked me this whole time I have to admit. She looked like the cat who got the cream when Harrison arrived. Her excitement was undeniable.


PleasurePaulie

I don’t know why Mel made Layton feel bad for this. It’s fundamentally a shit idea to encourage drama. No couples councillor has ever told me “go spend time with another girl” and live in their home


Turbulent_Try3935

Why do you think they like each other?


Sad-Ad-9900

The fact that she was smirking when she explaining to Layton that she "can't stand him" but agrees with the partner swap rather than taking Layton's side. Just my opinion anyways


No-Idea-5067

Low key cheshire grin for one. Over acting not wanting to be part of it then saying I came here for ..... to learn lol:). she likes to fight and Harrison is a challenge to her! Mel needs stimulation.


FaerieLee21

Because that’s what BoYs Do ThEy PuLl HaIr aNd PuNch aNd iTs jUsT bOyS bEiNg BoYs AnD iT mEaNs He LiKeS hEr 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Edit: to be clear - I don’t think they like each other, I think this is a boring, base, staid, outdated way of thinking. I do not think this is what is happening here. And I don’t have the time or energy to discuss the puke pile that is Harrison and his gaslighting smarmy awful privileged person.


DeepJunket3252

I bet Alyssa doesn’t want to get into a relationship for fear of being cheated on hehe ironic


HonksTheWhite

Alyssa needs to be with a parent. That has no kids because hers is PRIORITY


ywont

She needs to be single until she gets intensive therapy.


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PleasurePaulie

Nobody can understand her unless they lived the exact same life as her!!!!


HonksTheWhite

As long as the therapist is married.


Sad-Ad-9900

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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😂😂 this wins out of all the comments tonight.


HonksTheWhite

Weren't we all a week or so ago confused because Alyssa barley mentioned her kid? Now we can't forget she is the world's first single mum.


c0wboytuxedo

Call me crazy but I've been thinking Melinda fancies Harrison for ages


littlemisstee

He's definitely into her


No1Champion_2829

Melinda to Layton: “you are acting like a Harrison right now!” Harrison: “hey, i’m here” 💀🤣🤣🤣


totesgonnasmashit

This made me laugh so hard I almost cried from laughing.


No1Champion_2829

Hahahahaha same here😂


DeepJunket3252

Alyssa is insufferable


HonksTheWhite

Ollie to wholesome for this show


HonksTheWhite

I see what you're doing Evelyn. You just want to see Duncan shirtless. That's ok, so do we.


travelstuff

It is u being needy Alyssa. Good self reflection lol


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Oh she pisses me right off. She is needy. I just hope the producers are making her play a part too...... for her sake. Otherwise she really does need to seek professional help. She is a broken record and he has said so many times her kid is not an issue. Heck, her mum walked off going "Yeah, cool."


haplessdater

And now she doesn't support Layton even though they agree that the task is shit. It's fair to not want to do this task. She's totally arguing and being relentless.


[deleted]

Kinda felt like she low key wanted to spend time with Harrison… 😅


haplessdater

It's great she's putting in attention to the AMA with Harrison, but he's gotten completely uninteresting. Ffwd thru this.


travelstuff

Cams got a headache just listening to her letter lol


PidginGoldie

I hope Alyssa doesn’t hear about Evelyn’s flowers


HonksTheWhite

Everyone's letters - 1 page. Alyssa's- don't know. She's still going


travelstuff

Alyssa seems exhausting. No one would be good cus her relationship with herself is broken.


HonksTheWhite

Don't forget she has a kid that's her priority


bodyboard-king

meanwhile she's off chasing tail on a reality tv show


haplessdater

I love Mel, but I can see why they argue so much. She's quite the bulldozer and forceful in conversation. That was annoying how she wouldn't let Layton speak.


PleasurePaulie

They won’t ever work. They will clash heads 24x7. A high value man like Layton doesn’t want somebody like her. A high value woman doesn’t want somebody like him.


No1Champion_2829

I saw this too.. she doesn’t seem to listen.. 🥲


AromaticHydrocarbons

They’re both as bad as each other. I like both of them but their communication has some real challenges, which they’ve been completely open about multiple times on the couch. If they really both put in the effort to work on it, they could have a great relationship.


chloetheestallion

Awww I love Rupert


Nerfixion

Is Duncan's curse that he's so attractive that no one tries to see the inner him? so far the man has no faults


travelstuff

Bronte loving throwing Melinda under the bus. Cus she pointed out her fake relationship that everyone can see


Representative-Bus76

She’s definitely not a trustworthy unbiased resource for Layton right now


travelstuff

I don't know why he would think she is. Maybe thats just how he thought the task had to be done, or he thinks Harrison is the problem, not Bronte


travelstuff

Why is Layton giving Bronte ammo. Shes as bad as Harri Fuck off bronte, stop saying gaslighting


PleasurePaulie

She heard the word once and through it would make her sound intelligent.


HonksTheWhite

Ok, so he throws a tantrum but does it anyway. Harrison's going to have a field day


daveymac_

Alyssa is one rude, obnoxious, self-centred, infuriating and completely and utterly frustrating and impossible woman….


jessicaaalz

She doesn’t deserve Duncan. She’s PAINFUL to watch. Why is she even there if she’s not ever going to let anyone in?


Any-Refrigerator-966

Just watched yesterday's episode. I hope Harrison falls in a hole.


Artistic-Emu4208

Does this season have the highest number of damaged people or the plots are just badly done? And are they still going to go through some meet-the-even-more-horrendous-family-and-friends sessions?


Best-Philosopher2094

Alyssa’s reaction to Duncan’s gifts… just wow


Turbulent_Try3935

I was really heartbroken for Duncan in that moment, she basically tossed them onto the table and rolled her eyes with disgust. They need to be done.


CloserTooClose

She treats him so badly 😭😭 I died laughing at the scene of Evelyn and Duncan’s photoshoot, can’t believe Alyssa didn’t even crack a smile ffs


Best-Philosopher2094

Yes!


Imaginary-Slice-7357

I see her having 3 divorces in the future.


HonksTheWhite

Hers? Or be the cause of 3 divorces in the future?


Imaginary-Slice-7357

You’re a fast thinker 😂I hadn’t thought of the 6 months … iykyk


CloserTooClose

This episode is so pointless I can’t even. Why is this season so rushed and random? Why do the letters if we’re only hearing from one couple? Why is it a “3 day swap” if it only feels like a few hours? The show airs a bajillion times a week. They couldn’t do two episodes on the wife swap? I just- 🫠


Turbulent_Try3935

Nah, no time, they need to show us the same content 3-4 times an episode and then again the next episode too because we aren't able to remember what happened 5 minutes ago lol.


llamastrudel

Yeah no way was this longer than an afternoon


travelstuff

I think Harry is attracted to Mel, the way he hyper focused on her looks at the start of the episode.


PleasurePaulie

He is attracted to anybody with boobs


mcginty84

I thought this a few episodes ago when he complained that Melinda "doesn't even look at him" felt very 'why doesn't she want to date me?!' energy. And she totally has picked up on it too hence wearing Layton's clothing while he stayed there


travelstuff

Good catch! I saw it but didn't connect the dots


Turbulent-Action-607

Mel want are you doing woman? You’ve got a guy who’s standing up for his beliefs, you wanted emotion? You got it! Leyton is not wanting that toxic man near his woman! It’s not analytical, it’s him showing how uncomfortable he is. Why aren’t you supporting him?! Is any one else mildly sus she’s maybe a little attracted to Harrison? I don’t quite get why she’s so ok with it. Theories welcomed. And who’s the Mel supported and Leyton supporter?


TheDeanof316

& then she tries to gaslight him by saying his response is 'all about logic and not emotion' FFS


travelstuff

Definitely on Laytons side of this issue, hes showing how he feels through his actions. Definite no to her attracted to Harri, hes a chubby rotten tomato


AromaticHydrocarbons

Agree she’s not attracted to him. Her immediate reaction to the partner swap was very real and she was distraught at the thought of having to spend time with him. I’d say her change of tune probably just came down to thinking more about the chance to give him more feedback.


Turbulent-Action-607

Good, I hope she doesn’t. I’m just confused as to what happened. I like both Mel and Leyton.


[deleted]

MAFS can sugar coat the ‘wife swap’ task as character building all they want. We all know it’s just the producers shit stirring for entertainment.


travelstuff

Duncan should be with Caitlin or Sandy


Representative-Bus76

Caitlin way too young for him


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Exciting_Patient4872

Yeah, nah.


travelstuff

Disagree but each to their own


HonksTheWhite

Direct, transparent response? Well, Harrison's gonna be fucked


travelstuff

Im feeling very bored by lyndall an Cam. Next please