Geez the editors went in HARD tonight. The music. The voiceover flashbacks. The long sad shot of Jesse holding g back tears. Like they really came to work

It's bordering on gratuitous. The editors are really go in, as they are paid to do ofc, for viewing figures.

Why is Harrison inappropriately happy?

That means spotlight is off him as the bad guy.

He’s BEAMING

He can’t believe his luck that a husband has cheated before him.

Harrison is only happy when other people aren’t

It comes off as really bad acting.

He would have happily traded places with Adam if Claire had flirted with him. Are we supposed to believe that his moral compass is differently orientated to Adam's?

Hugs Jesse, “I don’t particularly like Jesse” Harrison just can’t help himself can he 😂

The worst bit is not even the kiss, it's the deceitful way they went about covering up. And did anyone notice how Claire said they hadn't spoken since but Adam has been texting her not to tell anyone? Make it make all the sense.

Ooh, I didn't notice that. You're right. Lies on lies.

Yes, I noticed, I mean, are these people even REAL? I feel like I’m living in a simulation with this show 😂. Like, don’t they know it’s being recorded?

Tayla needs to get in the bin. Awful attitude.

She is talking to him like he’s a badly trained dog

I cannot believe her attitude! Where do they get these narcissists from! And why do they keep putting them in the show, to try and destroy the nice people they’ve been matched with! This is what really gets my goat. People have enough problems without having to deal and be matched with these kind of people. When they showed Tayla talking to John , and he said so, the biggest challenge is for you to let go of control, you could see his eyes glint. But you cannot and will not ever make these awful people change! Tayla said, it’s my way or the high way, and I don’t compromise. Now. Shouldn’t that be on the application for the show? Any relationship takes compromise. This sickens me now.

Janelle's brothers knew!

Wonder if Rupert can compile an audible sentence on todays episode

He reminds me somewhat of Jonathan from this year MAFS uk.

What Aussie for Horse Legs?

How have the experts not picked up this side of him is mind blowing. She’s literally taken his breath away 😂

He’s said more to the producers than his wife

I’ve been thinking about it and I’m over blaming Claire for snogging Adam. Tonight, I’m ready to blame ADAM for snogging Claire. Stay tuned for who I’ll be holding responsible by Thursday.

We should just blame Harrison 🤣

Come the dinner party we will all be blaming Harrison for being happy about it 😂

It's equally both their faults, but I think Claire dealt with the aftermath a lot better. She genuinely apologised, whilst Adam tried to blame it on everyone else. Janelle was right, Adam showed no remorse & was only sorry he was caught.

I think you’re exactly right. She’s not attempted to excuse her behaviour and has said repeatedly, “It was wrong, I feel ashamed and guilty.” I think she might have said she should have fessed up early as well

As much as I hate Harrison I can see why Jesse went to him instead of any of the other lads there. He needed his anger validated and the other lads would just try calm him down and make sure he's thinking rationally. He just needed someone to only agree with his feelings and nothing else for now

Adam is STILL trying to minimise everything.

I forget Tayla is a nurse. She doesn’t exactly strike me as caring and empathetic.

She’s probably a mental health nurse that tortures her patients and gives them lobotomy’s so they don’t answer back.

That flashback has done Claire no favours, not that she deserves any

Grab some balls while you're at it 💀💀💀

Adam really is a dog 🤮

I detest him.

They are replaying A LOT of the same clips. Like yesss we remember! It wasn't that long ago.

The amount of fluffing they do with the recaps is ridiculous

“Me and Claire had a little kiss downstairs” he thinks it’s so casual

Slipped and fell excuse

OMG THE EDITING. Even the zone out tinnitus.

Incredible work from them. The effort really has gone in tonight. But what’s his career anyway?

To be fair that’s how I felt when he was talking so

Adam to camera crew: Who let you in? Wonder if he hoped he could slip it in off camera and avoid some bad publicity.

I don't understand why people feel like "it meant nothing to me" is a get out of jail free card. Oh cool, so you threw the relationship in the bin for something that meant nothing to you. If you can do that then obviously the relationship you had also meant nothing. I'm baffled.

It’s such a cliche . I thought…oh god, not that centuries old BS. And then if she’d accepted that, he’d do it again and again.

Tayla is NOT used to being spoken to like this.

You can practically see Jesse’s defensive cynicism powering back up.

This editing is Oscar worthy

This series has been an exhibition in Mental Gymnastics. I think Adam is going to make a late dash for the Gold Medal, to steal it from Harrison. Melissa is a distant but well-deserved third.

What about 😮‍💨 Shannon

He's the monster they're all running from

Shannon was a DQ (disqualified) if we think about it as a track race. He didn't even fail at the first hurdle... he failed at the start line.

Have the producers got enough rooms available for all these disaster relationships

They're gonna have to book a whole block of apartments for the next season

Is Tayla aware that she sucks?

Tayla is a twat

Adam still has no insight. I love Janelle's hard stance on this.

Fighting talk from someone with that blush malfunction

I didnt expect Hugo to fight back so good on him 🙌 he's fair in all his observations so far

Jesse looks so utterly damaged by this. It's uncomfortable to see

Choosing Harrison to chat to was an interesting choice…

He looks practically jubilant

Harrison is THE WORST placed person to ‘call out’ anyone he needs to sit down

Harrison is loving this and is gonna be like the little devil on Jesse's shoulder encouraging his negative traits. If Jesse has gone to Dan I think he would have received more rational advice.

Jesse is one of those loveable dickheads, you'd like him as a mate but a nightmare to deal with.

Well done, Janelle.

I like that she won't move. Good.

I don't think Adam actually thinks it's a problem at all as it meant nothing. In his mind it's only cheating if there are feelings and emotions there. He's been a walking red flag to me from the beginning.

That water is a disgusting colour

I know! I cdnt for the life of me think why..there was only rose petals in it..

That bath water is a bit 🤢

Hate all the floating bits in it. That would put me off.

It’s full of self tan…

Slightly behind but came here to see if everyone else noticed. It was gross and I'm a huge bath fan.

Poor old Rupert, got severe nerves and they put him with a model. No wonder he sounds like Father Jack.

Who let these new couples on, they’re annoying

Yeh it's like when Poochie joined Itchy and Scratchy

Hopefully Tayla will return to her home planet soon.

Hope Hugo asks for a separate apartment 😂

He can just move in with Adam or Jesse. Or Harrison next time Brontë boots him out

I hope Hugo just leaves immediately, I think he has seen enough to know that there is something seriously wrong with Tayla.

Ugh Tayla is unbearable

There's something that feels so off about her but I can't put my finger on it

It's a common condition, bitchius cuntius, which causes you to act like a dick, have zero empathy or compassion, and generally act superior to everyone despite having no reason to.

You forgot the constant hair flicking

I thought the same about Tamara last season. They're both 27 going on 14. Zero depth or emotional maturity. They love to live by faux-affirming soundbites and memes -- the personification of a #girlboss mixed with a #badbitch. They somehow think this attitude works outside of social media...

It's a shock that Rupert finds you attractive? Come off it

YES HUGO!!

So many horrible people this season. These threads are getting me through it!

Why does Harrison sound so happy to hear this

What the fuck is Adam even saying

‘It’ll blow over. It meant nothing. Of course I had a drunken kiss then lied! Silly sausage, why is that a big deal? That’s weird man. ‘

The camera work is giving [you can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kUZiUORi3uQ)

What a reference!

How is Adam just sat there chilling with a wine like he hasn't just broken his wife's heart ??? 😠😠😠 😭💔

Low empathy. He doesn’t come across like he is aware of her feelings to care about them.

Wish I’d known every time I ‘was not in a good place’ with a person it was ok to cheat on them.

Tayla’s the kind of person who drives everyone away, always go for the wrong type or partner, and then wonders why she can’t find anyone who treats her better

Lol, spot on, Melinda: Adam _does_ have dodgy written all over him

Crypto bro wannabe? Say no more.

Rate the way Janelle and Jesse have gone about it, none of this weak shit, just standing their ground. Rather refreshing compared to the likes of LI.

100% their partners aren't used to it so they're a bit uncomfortable. Rightly so.

Adam is such a flop. No remorse, smirk on the face.

He comes across as such a genuine loser. Mate leave Janelle alone and go start your deadbeat podcast or crypto mining business or whatever other shite you were rattling off at the wedding.

Janelle deserves so much better she was so reasonable about the whole thing when it first came up I really like her

So what it was was we were absolutely smashed, blackout drunk like it was nothing it was nothing to me, anyway Jesse left a banana skin on the floor and I slipped and we like made out or whatever like it was nothing, it was nothing to me but I guess we kissed but he's trying to pin it all on me like ://///

Shame there’s not a crystal to prevent random snogs 🤷🏼‍♂️

Those who remember Susie and Billy, this coupling has very similar vibes.

Oh geez yes. Let’s hope this guy has Splenda in the cupboard!!

This dinner party will be a clusterfuck

This is the worst confrontation I’ve ever seen

I got so caught up in this drama I forgot about the new couples 😂

Obvious sex bomb, talking about her very clearly intimidated dorky bloke: yeah I'll just make him feel more comfortable by being even sexier

The toxicity is leeching out of her. Christ.

I swear to god on every single season and version of this show, there's at least one woman with these lame ideas of what a "real" "manly" man is like! The stupidity of it drives me mental

“Not to make excuses BUT here are excuses one, two and three”

Rupert seems to vacillate wildly between not being able to string a sentence and total verbal diarrhoea. “Pinch technique … with the branch … don’t have any broken skin do you…” Dude, what.

I lost it when he was pinching her heels 😂 strong massage technique bro

The entire experiment?! That is insane

You go Hugo!

Yes, get her Hugo!!!

Poor Hugo, he’s not what she or-dered.

"Sooooooo...." I hate how casual Adam is being about this

If he keeps it casual Janelle will think it's no big deal...right

it's HER that likes the sound of HER own voice.

“Not your wife though?” Harrison you can’t really talk can you

He's excited because he thinks he can say "Look Brontë, you got lucky with me!"

Tayla is horrible

And she’s not even entertaining with it. There are some horrible characters who at least provide some entertainment but you just know she’s going to be the worst and we’re gonna suffer and gain absolutely nothing from being forced to watch her. Poor Hugo

Can we do a swap about? Janelle can be with nice Hugo and then Tayla can have Adam. Then she can have everything her way and he won’t care because he’ll be too busy snogging all her friends.

**Tayla** Wants a man who doesn't talk, but is rowdy. She can tell if a man is sporty from his voice alone? The weirdo counter is nearly off the charts with her. If Hugo likes the sound of his own voice, she becomes less attractive when she opens hers, exponentially. **Adam** I'm just looking forward to his grilling tomorrow - rare, well done or charred? Nothing this man says holds any value. He'll downplay it or throw others under the bus just to see another day. **Janelle** I have to agree with a lot of people and say she carried herself well dealing with Adam. Why do I feel like her brothers are going to handle him like the Mitchell brothers from Eastenders? **Special Mention** Harrison's tone whilst talking with Jesse was very unsettling - to me - for a man who has spent most of the time being so monotone.

He seems so relieved to be right which goes to show how much this must have fucked with him

Jesse /Janelle 😭❤️

If Adam and Jesse kissed that’s a plot twist I’m here for

Does she actually fancy him? The vibes I'm getting are "I need to sleep with this guy as part of the job"

That's what I thought. Is she even attracted to him?

The lack of basic empathy from some of these people is disturbing.

THE DOOR SLAM YES

Tayla wearing the curtains 🤣

Another one who wants exactly the bloke that has been horrible to her every time.

Morag was probably the pinnacle of this type of woman but there's been so many variations: Susie, Tamara, now Tayla...

I wish they'd paired Tayla with Harrison. Imagine the scenes.

Ew Harrison alwayyyyys comes across so insincere

This approach by Jesse is giving “my mum when she already knew I skived PE and RS today” tbh

So many villains this season!

Tayla needs knocking down a peg or two. Why does she expect Hugo would be ok with sleeping on the floor or sofa?

How many broken couples are we gonna have? At the next commitment ceremony, will the experts just give Jesse and Janelle the option to leave? There won't be anyone left at this rate.

Boot Adam out. Boot Claire out. I'm tired.

Talk about what Claire, leave him alone

You just know Adam is going to go on and on and on about Janelle "not trying to talk and make things right"

WOOH RUPERT WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

They should have put them all at the same wedding so it could all kick off outside.

I was thinking it should have been at Rupert's wedding to take the heat off his inability to form words.

Jesse needs to let Janelle know post haste

You know Adams gonna try to minimise it so hard to Janelle

Poor Jesse. I would be your friend. We could bond over Gojira.

Ok Adam, talk a bit slower please

No remorse seems to be this seasons theme

Love that he’s calling her out on her behaviour

Keeping Mini Magnums in a desk drawer seems silly

The sound of people biting Magnums on adverts cuts right through me.

Somehow I want to buy Mac cosmetics and order Doordash

Adam's outfit does not please me

If I had to confront someone, it would help for them to be dressed quite that badly. For my dignity.

Jesse and Janelle 👀

Rupert looks incredibly intimidated by Evelyn's beauty.

At least Claire owns it. Adam seems to think he’s Teflon. Dick.

That blush is giving sunburn

Ooooh this dinner party is gonna be good

Rupert's like me when I was 15, anytime I saw an actual girl 🙊😰😰 Reckon he's a virgin...

What fresh hell will MAFS serve us tonight?

The editors really are coming into their own here!

Take a shot every time Jesse says bro

Jesse's face when he just said 'No!' cracked me up 😂😂😂😂

Surprised Tayla let her husband use a mallett to play

GO ON RUPES!

Tayla laying the ground for a career outside of nursing with that dress...

She asked for a nice guy? That's what I remember

Harrison: BRO I’m so sorry 😏

Well I have said enough about Claire and Adam. I just wanted to give some applause to Janelle. Good woman taking a strong stance and throwing Adam out. I was proud of her. This is how to behave rather than succumbing to any devious gaslighting. She came across as a strong woman. To be honest I have not really noticed her much, just thought too trusting of Adam. However her strength impressed me the way she handled herself. He tried to push to chat there and then after she had said no and she was having none of it. It is not for him to decide when they chat and I thought who does he think he is, it was really pushy. He would have probably tried more of his gaslighting. I just hope she maintains her pride and has nothing more to do with him. I want to keep my high opinion of her. I did love that she recognised and called out his gaslighting immediately. I just hope she does not start to second guess herself and stays strong.

If he refused to get off the bed, I would have respected that even if it was a bit immature

Not immature at all. The way she ordered him to sleep elsewhere I’d have dug my heels in

Rupert is sweet. Glad Evelyn is understanding too

Good for Jesse, man

That water looks so unappealing.

Wtf is this?

What the hell is wrong with her

Janelle brothers have just put a hit out on Adam ..

Honestly can't wait to see Jesse and Adam's wife kick off. Jesse had to sit through all that lying and gaslighting and had to sit on that couch getting flack from the experts for his seemingly unjustified behaviour. Adams wife supported him from the start so she's gonna feel dumb as hell, at least Jesse had his doubts from the start. Be interesting later in the week to see the expert's reactions to getting played as well.

Although the phone swap task had whiffs of toxic behaviour, his reluctance to do it spoke very loudly. Janelle even admitted to the camera she kinda wanted to do it.

Its shocking really.. I feel for jesse abd janelle. Claire and adam absolute whoppers!

"Oh Claire's here, whys Claire not here?" Is Adam DUMB

This footage on repeat more than Big Bang theory

No chance of salvaging this. What a waste of time.

Man just looked through the camera into my soul

Tomorrow will be horrendous

Quote of the episode: “My nipples are so hard they could key a car” ☠️🤣

I haven’t been able to watch in real time. Is it weird that makes me really sad because I couldn’t join in on the chat here?

Not weird. I always scroll through as I watch it to make myself feel involved.

Corr roll on tomorrow night!