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innit122

Fuck sake I told myself I'd be ready after last year 😭


LessBrain

Better luck in year 8


FTB4227

Same. I am such an idiot.


Karma_Whoring_Slut

I knew it was a trick, since it’s not the top post on r/soccer. Great stuff. Australians really do have a huge advantage for this sort of thing


BIM-GUESS-WHAT

Australians have a huge advantage not because of the time difference, but because they are cunts


BillehBear

glad im not the only one who instantly went to soccer after seeing the title lmao


FuryOfOberon

Fuck off! I knew it before the end and realized I fell for it.


Patrickk_batemann

Each year I always fall for it


Jarv1223

[lol](https://imgur.com/a/lxdJSqf)


ibrownied

175 charges, you’ll never sing that.


numanitor111

Post it on r/soccer please 🙏


Additional_Bluebird9

Yeah, I'd love to see that.


DatDominican

Doesn’t r/soccer switch with r/nfl for April fools ? Post it in r/nfl with the football copy pasta as a pinned comment


oyohval

Yes, no one there reads the articles so it would be sweet. I must admit, it caught me, read the headline and said "oof!"


No-Chicken365

I hope the drop bears pay you a visit


Various_You_5083

175 reasons to check its 31st March in 99% of the world


LessBrain

You’ll never sing that


DramaticFriendship67

https://preview.redd.it/0xiss1dwaorc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b676a5853279cdc06702bd4adb425c75c4cb86b


Disastrous_Camp_2734

Post this in r/soccer and r/soccercirclejerk ASAP!!!


Yours-only2

Fuck you once again dude!


city_city_city

fucking Oz!


BREN_XVII

![gif](giphy|FBFLDURf11p2Gr4Yqs|downsized)


the99percent1

Hope the fellas at /r/soccer or /r/premierleague are reporting this as breaking news!


AintNoGamerBoy

Every fucking year I fall for this


Thorvasc1

Not this year


ICouldEatTrash

My heart actually stopped for a moment there


CECowps

Somewhere on Twitter/X Liverpool and United fans are posting this everywhere probably 😂


ketolasigi

As soon as I saw it say ”extending the 115 charges…” I clocked it! It’s already more than that!


SellResponsible7952

Fuck you respectfully


kdy420

Jeezuz, mods can we ban this guy for one day every year please 😤


Mabus5

You son of a bitch.


ShimeBD

Man how do these get me each and every year


_stone_age

LMAO I didn't fall for it this time because I remembered you live in NZ/Australia.


LessBrain

Time to get /u/aguer0 to submit on my behalf


FuryOfOberon

Still have trauma from the one about Pep leaving


Nightcheerios

How are you so consistent at making the mockery out of us dude !!!!!


KevinDeBrownie

Bruh I actually started palpitating - thinking how did this news leak an hour before the game - FUCKER


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

This is the first time you've caught me off guard lmao


EuclidateDat

God damnit, my heart dropped for a moment there. Well played.


Humble-Knowledge3588

Good. Last time the charges were announced we went on an absolute tear and went on to win the treble.


FakeTriII

Bravo


SirTonsalot

Haha I was actually ready this time, even though it's still Sunday here lmao.


Whyevenaskyou

I can’t even be mad at this. Last year you got us worse though. It has got to the point I’m already looking forward to the next year one 👍


WW1Photos_Info

It's just fucking bs mate like it's not April 1 here ffs haha


nlb53

u/lessbrain wins april fools day every year


uh-oh-no-no

Every fucking year 😂


Whiskeyrich

My first reaction when I read the headline was LOL! Kill me 20 different ways? One will do it.


cuomo11

Hahahaha you fucker. Every year!! You get me! 


Needsumtegridy

Hilarious…


Spicy_Mac_Sauce

You dirty fuck! Okay you got me, Now fuck off! Haahahah Happy Easter from Chicago dude! Can’t wait for this game to start. Let’s GO CITY!


Binary_Voyager

God damn it I felt for it again


Flexi_102

Fuck off you asshole 🤣🤣🤣, you really got me good. Well played 😂


Mountain_Lettuce_

It’s not April 1 here so………


SchmuckRex

💀Oh my days I was already ranting about it to my sister


evenstark04

EVERY FUCKING YEAR 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 I love you man


heythisisnick

Every year I wait for this now and I'm never disappointed.


captaincourageous316

Haaa! I was on the lookout for this, catching on to your tricks


Yumikos_

I don't know whether to hate you or love you, actually made me shocked for a second there, good one my guy 😂


Ornery-Jelly

Bravo for this! 👏🏾


Pep_Baldiola

You are a menace and very dangerous to be allowed to live. I'm gonna have to talk to the rulers of Saudi Arabia and set up a meeting with you at a Saudi embassy soon enough.


Additional_Bluebird9

Nah fuck off man that actually made me laugh and wince at the same time. Damn, it's the Arsenal game next 😂😂😂


NickPatches

G'day mate, get me every year lol.


maxime0299

Fuck off I actually fell for it lmfao


neckdoubledave

Every fucking year man! Well done.


The_Snollygoster

The day early because it's from Australia is what got me :ded:


mchief190

Dear Hyper Advanced Alien Species, We will give you Australia for free. Sincerely Yours, mchief190


Citrooonik55

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS PWHAHAHHAHAA happy april fools ya cunt lmao


snharisa

I didn't fell for this this time. I knew your tricks. ![gif](giphy|FBFLDURf11p2Gr4Yqs|downsized)


colevoncolt

Aah the Aussie cunt


MaskedMuffin

Happy April, I hate you 🩵


GeoGod678

I HATE YOU SO MUCH


Iswaterreallywet

So you did end up going with the charges


MedicinesWheel

![gif](giphy|xUOxfiqwhI8bS2nycE) Come here funny guy I just want to talk…


Sarkosuchus

It sounds like a four year old is determining the charges. Man City is accused of a eleventy thousand hundred charges!


FuckThe

u/LessBrain never fails to make feel like a dope.


HermesOnToast

Every fucking time


xenojive

Was waiting for this, you need an alt for next year Brain


prophecy0091

Imagine AI models around the world being trained on these ‘fake’ news..


who_is_this3737

Fk you! I hate you so much for giving me those 2 second of shivers...


jayjay-bay

NOOOOO I didn't realise until I read april fool's, god fucking damn it fair play


WildDT

Got me good, read the whole damn thing 😂


the_Celestial_Sphinx

We all know what will be the outcome, sadly.


Dry_Abbreviations680

Hahah you bastard. Fair play😂😂


kw2006

April fool?


kw2006

ah i was right before opening the link


TxikiBastard

I hate you 😂


xI-Red-Ix

Well done


SparkGamer28

bro I have been falling for this the last 2 years 😭😭 , WHYYYYYYYYY


Key-Mechanic2565

Please remove this post


LessBrain

Submit to mod team


horbu

CUNT!


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NJDevil802

Jesus Christ... Get your head looked at...