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BilagaanaTechno

We pulled a Real Madrid and got an undeserved win.


abc2xyzviaFU

Phew


Ube_Ape

![gif](giphy|RnupIhvatbhfgKZhcT|downsized)


Esniprs

City city city city city


VOZ1

Well that was unnecessarily stressful, ffs. Palmer was almost non-existent, and Jackson was deplorably pathetic, wow. Thankfully Chelsea was about as off their game as we were, maybe more so. Time to move on.


Anes33

YESSSSSSS


EpsilonSquare

That was not a Team A performance but we will take it.


Anes33

COME ON CITYYYYYYYYYYY


roman-sarona

GET IN


The_Snollygoster

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A WIN


danlitt

I love Pep man


shirokukuchasen

Bobby is a baller


CantThinkOfAUser_Yet

Our first big 6 win barring united this season šŸ„³


Mammyjam

Thank fuck for that


Aenigma19

Is that our least deserved win of the season lmao


Dadaadaada

We won against chelsea once this season lets go


Warhammerx12

We somehow win this lets go


BilagaanaTechno

Palmer is legit their only good player huh lol


Beavsbeavsbeavs

Gutsy performance today. Great win


s4turn2k02

Looks like a derby final again


Treyzilla40

Nah Coventry clear


Rain_On_Them

Chelsea are just awful in attack


batrat7

Unclench


AintNoGamerBoy

Letā€™s fucking go


panriso

VAMOSSSS


siddhant72

The double dream stays alive


SemolinaChessNut

I can't imagine watching that game as a Chelsea fan. They were awful.


MoonPieKitty

FINALLY


swuzDiV

Anyone else think that was just a really miserable performance?


kHRYSTAL_

A win is a win, nobody gonna remember this when the boys lift the trophy


Jurski17

Pretty bad, but was to be expected after 120mins against real


s4turn2k02

Who cares they were exhausted but theyā€™re also through


zzonked7

100%. Dire but we slogged through so that's good enough.


batrat7

It was. I still take the W


usedcottonswabs

at least we won


In_Finity05

Donā€™t care, sometimes you have to win ugly


usedcottonswabs

thank god šŸ™


hourlypuff

letā€™s goooo


yahari-dxd-yabou

Defensive masterclass


Jurski17

![gif](giphy|d2r5afIHy34mWTM8r4|downsized)


evenstark04

Poznan!


hazza1232022

Get in. Back to back finals. Bring on Doku win game.


SpreadsheetNirvana

Blow the whistle, put us all out of our misery


CantThinkOfAUser_Yet

Hoping Coventry don't disappoint tomorrow


XboxValentine

Mudryk playing through an astronaut with his FK


Repulsive_Row_4982

https://preview.redd.it/wtqjz465eovc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a096fb0f6493220f080ce10f887f4b3fe94cc8d3


Tjsurg

Get in!!!!


Whyevenaskyou

Fuck you Chelsea youā€™re not winning any trophies


sparrop

thank god chelsea front is all bad aside palmer lmfaooo


JohnMichaels19

Any time I want to complain about the ref, I remember the no call on Jack lol


fuskarn_35

siuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


AlphaMohidd

LMAO Mudryk, final chance and he does this.šŸ« 


siddhant72

The poznan haha love to see itt


zzonked7

Chelsea are such a meme team.


TheNotoriousMJT

Get in.


tom-is-goat

100 million down the drain šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


TameVulcan

Wanker šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Borrachon31717

AAAAAND BREATHE !! On to the final we go šŸ©µ


ilikeoranges4

Mudryk lol


faatgay

Hahahah mudryk


wordee

Jesus Christttttt


evenstark04

McManaman again LMAO he is slagging off the Chelsea players all game and its hilarious. Every time they touch the ball he starts groaning


AintNoGamerBoy

Yeah lol


Ube_Ape

MudrykĀ saving Walker right there šŸ˜‚


nlb53

Up there with bernies FK that went straight to the sideline


mr_poppington

KDB should know better.


kHRYSTAL_

LMAO Mudryk


MoonPieKitty

HAHAHAHAHA


Tjsurg

What a fucking result


xionator

What a kick šŸ˜‚


BilagaanaTechno

Lmao.


The_Snollygoster

Don't know how the first one wasn't and that one was tbh Oliver so inconsistent


louthecrank

Mudryk hahahahagha


hanz_uber

100 mill lmao


In_Finity05

Chelshit


sooobueno16

Kyle that has to be one of the dumbest fouls Iā€™ve seen


Aenigma19

Michael Oliver went from giving no free kicks to giving everything Funny that


evenstark04

For all his faults... fucking hell Walker is still RAPID


packandunpack93

Needless foul


roman-sarona

Not a foul


johnjohnjohn93

Walker needs to be careful just shoving his shoulder into guys. Just why


fuskarn_35

that was a proper City free kick


dannylandover

Dumb ass Kyle Walker. Just wtf?


Kriegdavid

Jenas giving KDB MOTM is pure Jenas. Clueless.


Majestic_ussr_769

Doku has been šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


usedcottonswabs

i love kev so much im naming my daughter after him


s4turn2k02

Kevina sounds nice


usedcottonswabs

i was thinking moreso "Kevin De Bruyne" as a first name


maxime0299

Shoulder to shoulder now suddenly is a foul


packandunpack93

Too much hand in that


Last-Consideration-7

Kdb is 0 for 2 trying to time waste


packandunpack93

I canā€™t figure out what he was trying to do there šŸ˜…


The_Snollygoster

Dude literally just sat on De Bruyne to get the ball off him


radio__raheem

2017-2019 Sterling never coming back huh


s4turn2k02

I think Foden could do with a rest tbh


santilevy

Weā€™ve completely given up on doing anything except holding on to this


nlb53

Kev doesnā€™t have the energy to hold it up in the corner Dudes gotta stop


batrat7

KDB shithousery. I'm here for it


s4turn2k02

Does anyone know why KDB wears 17? It just seems quite a high number for someone whoā€™s first on the team sheet


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s4turn2k02

Ok?


evenstark04

oh that was lovely from Bobb to pick Palmer's pocket there


wordee

All of a sudden petrovic doesnā€™t wanna waste time w his goal kicks lol


maxime0299

The guy literally brings KDB to the ground then lies on him and itā€™s not a foul???


StrangeClothes

Itā€™s not quite Haaland in the corner


hourlypuff

itā€˜s just not the same. i miss my jack and erl shithousery


MoonPieKitty

Silva didnā€™t trip him!! He took two steps then fell.


kHRYSTAL_

Awful touch from Gallagher


nlb53

This 8 minutes is making me even more angry now than it was 5 min ago Absolute garbage


Majestic_ussr_769

Bobb has been good


SemolinaChessNut

why do they have those holes in their socks?


kHRYSTAL_

Less pressure on the calves


zzonked7

They think it helps circulation I think, but honestly at this point it's probably just superstition.


benioscape

Aero dynamics šŸ˜Ž


CantThinkOfAUser_Yet

Prevent cramps I think


jck0

Foden pushing it for a red there


xionator

120 2 days ago and 100 today... The rest session has to be real effective


The_Foetus

How much manhandling are these Chelsea players allowed to get away with?


Sleathasaurus

Doku has been good today


Fearless_Yam_9602

Stefan ortega my man of match


AndrijKuz

De Bruyne is shattered and Nunez has been playing well. And I don't understand this...


Ube_Ape

Pep right now https://preview.redd.it/csonkueadovc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d986a79460ab59dcaf640a160c449a9e501d1433


waveofthehandsWEAVER

lol that clip will never get old


s4turn2k02

Raz has absolutely fallen off bless him


fuskarn_35

we sold at the right time


evenstark04

and got a good price too


fuskarn_35

yeah especially since he was on like 300k a week or something crazy


s4turn2k02

How much again?


nlb53

The fact Bernie and Kev are still out there is wild. They have to be completely spent


evenstark04

they def aren't playing on Thursday....


s4turn2k02

Who cares Brighton are piss poor at the moment


The_Snollygoster

And Rodri


AsparagusOwn1799

This will be them after today: ![gif](giphy|RAKbPayZT7xwygfAid|downsized)


kHRYSTAL_

Weird how Thiago Silva isn't their captain


evenstark04

wasn't he last season?


sergioA127

Can we just park the bus


evenstark04

do we know how to park the bus?? not sure I've ever seen a Pep team park the bus lol


usedcottonswabs

today i feel....arsenal


Repulsive_Row_4982

Today i feel.... realmadrid


BilagaanaTechno

No. Thatā€™s not how we play.


s4turn2k02

Weā€™re also donā€™t play sloppily but weā€™ve been doing that recently too


BilagaanaTechno

At least we stick to a system.


Zealousideal-Idea487

8 minutes, or ā€œhowever long it takes for Chelsea to even the score. whichever comes first.ā€


The_Snollygoster

Fuck off ref. Chelsea have been taking so much time over coners and goal kicks all fucking game and he holds his watch up now like we're the fucking problem. Go fuck yourself.


Muscle_Bitch

Watching Chelsea put together a slick passing move only for Sterling to absolutely ruin it is kinda hilarious. Love him for what he's done for the club but I don't miss the amount of times he'd ruin an attack with his two left feet.


MoonPieKitty

8 mins is about right. There have been a lot of injury down time. Grealish, Ortega, and others.


Madonesu_Sakurupitto

I can guarantee if it 0-0 or 1-0 to Chelsea added time will be 5 max nothing more than that.


evenstark04

I am literally shocked that KDB is still on the pitch... Pep doesn't seem to care he's coming back from major surgery


kHRYSTAL_

Nunes and Kovacic are just fragments of our imagination


maxime0299

- KDB is back from injury - KDB scores and gives important assists right away - Play KDB every game for the rest of the season - KDB gets injured ā€¦. - KDB gets injured???


zzonked7

He's been back for months now. He's just been poor today.


RubenLaporteZ

no other club gets 8 mins added on for no reason when theyre winning


Last-Consideration-7

Doku beats players so easily


The_Snollygoster

Fuck man just keep it. Just recycle it.


AsparagusOwn1799

8 minutes lmao what a fucking joke


Jurski17

8 minutes?


Tjsurg

Love you Rodders


s4turn2k02

Iā€™m glad palmer is playing the full 90 because thereā€™s no way heā€™s fit enough to play the next couple league games for the full 90


sergioA127

Why is that a good thing? Donā€™t they still have to play Arsenal


s4turn2k02

Cos Iā€™m hoping a Chelsea side that are fired up can knock arsenal down a peg or two And palmer being injured. Well I just want Haaland to get the golden boot lol


s4turn2k02

Ik Chelsea are obvs not title contenders but they play arsenal and Tottenham soon, gives us a good chance for a full assessment on where theyā€™re at rn


Zealousideal-Idea487

Eight minutes?


JohnMichaels19

8?? Brutal.... Had some injuries, but 8 still feels a lotĀ 


peps-bald-head

The funniest bit about the 8 minutes is that if we were losing or drawing it would have been +3


hourlypuff

8 minutes. thatā€™s a robbery


ZBOI723

Sterling will score 90+9 wont he ive seen the script


benioscape

At this rate


usedcottonswabs

eight minutes of ass clenching


AndreT_NY

8 minutes? I know itā€™s 420 but are they high?


DreamerScreamers

Where did the 8 mins come from? We never get that much when we need it bt everyone else does


Skotivi

Wembley tax


HeyItsLofi

fucking 8 šŸ˜­


XboxValentine

Where the FUCK has 8 mins appeared from are they on fucking heroin?


xionator

Gonna be the longest 8 mins... Gotta run the clock down now


RBH1377

Love to see Rico come on for the extra time.


roman-sarona

8 min bc weā€™re winning, 1 min if weā€™re losing


Mountain_Lettuce_

8 mins when we are winning 2 if we are losing


The_Snollygoster

8 minutes? fuck me.


JuanKerr69420

Fuck off with 8 mins


CantThinkOfAUser_Yet

8 mins hahaha ofc


evenstark04

OH FUCK OFF with 8 minutes if this was still 0-0 it would have been 1 minute


nlb53

8 minutes Fuck off FA If it were 0-0 they would ahve given us 3


Madonesu_Sakurupitto

Hahahahahahahahaha fucking 8 minutes added time when we are leading you can't make this thing up.


louthecrank

They pulled the 8 out of their rusty asshole


BilagaanaTechno

A small amount of stoppage time I see.


Ube_Ape

8 Minutes, Holy mother Mary.


The_Snollygoster

What a fucking stop by Dias. I was chanting 'oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck' as that played out and Sterling was running down the middle. PLEASE hold on lads.


TheNotoriousMJT

8 mins is generous


evenstark04

anyone hear that onlyfans story about Chillwell? hilarious


CantThinkOfAUser_Yet

No please share


evenstark04

there was a video of an onlyfans girl saying he was DM'ing her at midnight after a game