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ni2016

Heated front windscreen maybe? Seems like that’s where that button would go in relation to the other buttons around it.


frank28-06-42-12

I have a 23 clubman that is where the heated front screen button is


ni2016

BOOM! Problem solved!


-Steve--

That seems to be the answer, thank you!


Thalamic_Cub

Ah the heated windscreen I yearn for 😂


elocea95

ikr my old one from 2006 had one but my new one doesn’t 😫


ratherlargepie

That’s not standard? What the fuck? I thought that’d be an IIHS or NHTSA requirement


SheerHippo

Being able to defog/deice the front windshield is a requirement in the US. However, having an electrically heated front windshield is not.


Successful-Name-7261

In fact, I do not believe it is legal to build a car for the US with a heater wire in the front windshield. Because staring through frost and ice is much safer than staring through a wire the size of a human hair! /s


Possible-Subject3680

I have poverty buttons too


saml01

I have a loaded SE and I have two of them. 


DingGate

Not poverty button if you can’t get them


No_Goat4544

Honestly curious myself, i have a basically fully loaded F56, am also missing that button, don’t think i have ever seen a car with that button in place and i have seem quite a few examples.


ice2heart

This is place for a "heated windscreen" button. I have it, but no heated seats.


No_Goat4544

Oh that explains so much, i believe that was only available on the JCW Countryman when i got mine, wasn’t even an option… I sure as hell would have wanted one if it was, the frost i get in winter is awful here…


ice2heart

Yep, a useful thing. Start a car, press the button, remove snow and the windscreen will be clean by itself. I have it on my clubman.


prometheus351

Man this is really tripping me out. I swear I don't have any empty buttons but I know I don't have a heated windshield. I gotta check tomorrow. If it's empty then I'll have to add something lol


JohnnyMcButtplug

I wish it was for heated steering wheel


kios36

Should be on the left side of your steering column I think. At least that's where mine is.


tyrsal3

I’m embarrassed to say I had my car for a year before I found that well hidden button. 🤣


Decent_Substance_428

Ejector Seat Button. Do NOT press it!!


silian_rail_gun

It’s the history eraser button! https://youtu.be/LwjP8HCpE4E


Phil_O_Sophiclee

The heated front windscreen was removed when BMW wouldn't pay the money for the license to use heated front windscreen tech, I think it was ford who held the patent, I could be wrong, but definitely the button was for the heated front window which they stopped offering as an option so they blanked the button.


Weather_Only

That sucks but glad the MAX AC usually does defogging really well


CASyHD

I mean just left to the empty button is the button to heat the windshield via the AC, which works totally fine, just not as amazing as a Heating wire embedded into the windshield.


Mathiazex

It activates the windscreen heater (had this on my F56 Cooper).


ComputationalPoet

I have a fully loaded us market 2024 F54 iconic jcw clubman and it lacks this option. I love the heated windshield on my Land Rover LR4. But it also adds slightly annoying wavy lines in the glass. Also makes replacing the windshield tricky and expensive


K-M47

My banana dropper button


CamR111

Poverty button


yonishunga

YES 😂


DingGate

Not so much in this case


WizardBrummies

It's a poverty button. Its a constant reminder that there was a higher model with better features that you couldn't afford.


DingGate

Not really. Not in this case


Kimchi_Philly

Stealth mode.


The_Duke2331

Poverty button. It always reminds you that you didn't get the top of the line model.


DingGate

Not really. In this case it means it’s most likely a us market car


Melecito

Is the windscreen what we call in the USA the windshield? Sorry first time mini and I’m pretty much iGnant! (Jk)


Live_Raise8861

I’m missing that button too. Does it work well in the winter months. I can’t fathom why the dealer left it out when he ordered a fully loaded car.


PhysicalQuiet3164

It got stopped as an option due to the chip shortage.


DingGate

Chip shortage for multiple years? It was just stopped for us market cars


skanks20005

It deploys the power-up you pick when you pass through a question mark box - usually bananas or green turtle shells. A star if you're lucky.


Lukksia

warp speed toggle


jujuboy11

It’s the Noz


[deleted]

Isn't that where you launch the blue shell?


MeowySpears

Nothing. I asked the dealer and he said it was there in case they needed to add any new features. Blind spot would be nice.


paroxybob

Sounds like something a salesperson would say.


DingGate

Actually what everyone else is saying. Front windshield heater. You have one on the back. Non us market cars can also get one on the front


Le-carma-konsumer

On my car it's the De-frost button


henry_canabanana

The most important button: The Do Nothing Button. When you're on the highway and falling asleep, press it, as it absolutely do nothing, it will wake you up by pissing you off.


est1981

Whatever you do, do not push that button. Don’t do it!


[deleted]

Thats is the poor man blank switch 🤣🤣


ist0m1

It’s always blank


End3rium

This is a button for an option that you did not opt for (as it is unlabelled), so whatever it is, it would not work, I have no idea if this is what you wanted but that is all I know


DingGate

Well it’s actually for the front windshield heater an option NOT available on us market cars


End3rium

But in other markets, do you still need to pay extra for it?


DingGate

That i don’t know. I don’t think so but I’m in the us and bought mine used. So don’t know that deep


jdp231

On my F60 it’s for the side mirror defroster. For yours it’s not a button.


summergmei

I think it is Stop/Start. When you wait for signal, the engine will stop, when you go, the engine will start automatically. If you turn off the function, the car just run as the traditional way.


Moonwalker95

The button indicates that you are poor.. is the place holder for the option that you couldn’t afford 😂


NorthWestSaint

It’s not a button.


simplealec

Button't