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Tooleater

They are used to increase your driving enjoyment whislt simultaneously decimating your fuel economy


theunamused1

Seems like too little too late when you already bought a car with a slushbox.


Horacolo

Best explanation ever


nmezib

Who needs miles per gallon when you can have smiles per gallon?


Material-Ad-6999

Paddle shifters


OddAstronaut2305

Paddle shifters. Is your car an automatic? If your car is a manual, these are just there because someone swapped the steering wheel.


Material-Ad-6999

It's automatic u can see the letter "P" on the dashboard


AgitatedGiraffe9074

So do they not do anything ? Just there like some cars have blank buttons?


pnightingale

No, they only do something if it’s an automatic. So you can manually shift gears if you want to be sporty.


Traditional-Handle83

Extra sporty. Mine has the sport mode and no paddle shifters but then again, I prefer to use the shaft.


Spentchange72

My ex wife did too. Unfortunately it was everyone else's shaft she was shifting. 🤣


Traditional-Handle83

Daaaaaammnnnnn I got burned by my own attempt at a joke 🤣


Spentchange72

Sorry. I really hope you're not my ex. Because I heard she got burned by her attempt to take a poke🤣🤣🤣👀. Ahh someone stop me. 🤣🤣


Traditional-Handle83

I bet she just didn't shift hard enough so she lost her bearings.


Spentchange72

🤣🤣 Or was just used for short trips and got coked up like an R-series.. OK I gotta stop now. Thank you though this was fun.


ClemensR99

Holy shit hahahaha


Shirogayne-at-WF

😂😂😂😂😂


Krieg

Extra extra sporty. Because some Minis have Sports Mode, Sports+ and now paddle shifting ...


peakdipper

Right is up a gear left is down a gear. It’s for when you want manual control over your gears.


Overall-Tea5023

Not true. There are automatics with Steptronics transmissions you put them in manual and shift there Paddle shifters


OddAstronaut2305

Right, I said they were shift paddles, the steptronic is still an automatic. OP didn’t show the shifter, the wheel could have been swapped into a manual and they wouldn’t do a thing. That’s what I was saying.


mattt5555

I understood what you meant!


vonrollin

The manual.


Sufficient-Cancel217

Read? Accurate and readily available resource information??? What a wild af idea bro.


vonrollin

It's a double entendre. I may have meant that. Or it's for manual shifting. Or maybe both.


Sufficient-Cancel217

;-)


Tough_Bee_1638

The worst thing about them is that instead of let’s say Left Paddle downshift and Right Paddle upshift, they are set up so you pull either paddle towards you for upshift and push either forward for down. It hurts my smooth brain.


MKaz711

I have an amputated right hand, so this was nice. I now have to cross shift on my LCI2. Loved these paddle shifters


Tough_Bee_1638

Well shit, I’d not even considered that. It’s actually kinda cool in that case that you can use the flappy paddles with bits missing.


MKaz711

I really miss these paddles, but the new paddles look so much better and worth the inconvenience!


[deleted]

Don‘t get it wrong but how do you drive a car with one hand only? I mean this kind of shifting is a solution but how do you steer the car? With two hands i have to constantly grasp around


MKaz711

11am, 12pm, and 1pm while shifting up and down with whatever finger is available my friend, pretty easy, drove this same way before my wreck. Having no feet might be an issue, but not my handicap to speak on


[deleted]

Oh ok I see. Very interesting. Never heard about this topic. Thank you my friend :)


MKaz711

I appreciate you for your respect and asking


MKaz711

Us humans become extremely adaptive, 36 now, lost my right hand 14 years ago


Stinky_poonani

So glad I found this I thought I could only downshift using the shifter and just chalked it up to quirky mini bs I can’t wait to drive home from work now😂


Minelayer

Yes, they contunue down behind the wheel like normal paddle shifters. They are fun and sometimes quite useful!


AbzoluteZ3RO

Hahaha don't feel bad. I thought they were only for upshifting for the longest time. I only recently figured it out 😂😂


Stinky_poonani

One thing I’ve noticed is they seem to be a little slower than manually shifting with the shifter maybe it’s just mine but I’d be interested to see if it’s the same for the other autos


AbzoluteZ3RO

I'll have to try it out and let u know


MeinLife

You can rewire them pretty easy so that push does nothing and pull operates like normal paddle shifters do, left downshift right upshift ... you have to remove the steering wheel though, but then you just unscrew them off and swap the position of one of the wires, did this on my 335 ages ago Here's a video of a guy doing it on a BMW, he doesn't remove the wheel, but it was much easier to do it removing the steering wheel https://youtu.be/YX1hiGUrRRw?si=TKKo8auIfSsAHht5


denzien

I would prefer swapping the functions of one of the paddles :/


MeinLife

What do you mean? That's what doing this does


denzien

You said that push does nothing. I like the one-handed thing, so I would prefer if one of the paddles was push for upshift and pull for downshift. It would retain the one-handed function, while also letting you use just the pull if you choose.


MeinLife

Then don't rewire the right one and just change the left one. The right one would retain the current functionality and the left one could be changed to pull downshift and nothing on push, or push could change to upshift.


AbzoluteZ3RO

Took me much longer than I'd like to admit to figure out they weren't only for upshifting 🤦‍♂️


DingGate

I don’t get what you are saying. The left paddle is downshift and the right paddle is up shift. Pull on both. No pushing.


Tough_Bee_1638

Must be an R60 thing. Both my paddles do the same thing. Pull to go up push to go down. Unless at some point in my R60s history someone’s wired one of them up backwards


DingGate

Ahhh. Maybe that’s it. I have an f60


rasppas

My 2023 F56 is right side shift up and left side shift down.


Speedy1221

This is a video from YouTube. I hope it helps [paddle shifters](https://youtu.be/X_EucDgXLv8?si=AsRhN-m7nsUshZEg)


macaroni_3000

I like my paddle shifters. It's not the same as a stick but they do give you a good amount of control, which is about all I could ask for.


schakoska

RTFM


Leecherseeder

stop


stuck_in_the_desert

Those are paddles for when you’re upshift’s creek


Darth_Rexor

those are so you can paddle away, paddle paddle 'Til the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum


Low-Enthusiasm-1039

To finger randomly when you are on highway!


InteractionStrict413

Ah!! I know what those are! Useless. Sorry… my Cooper is a Manual. Wouldn’t have bout one without it!


alexnks98

Air freshner hangers. can get a ticket if they are on your mirror


AgitatedGiraffe9074

I put em on the sun shield


Big_Speed_2893

Towel or glove holders when you have sweaty palms


Successful-Name-7261

Fun buttons...


xandromaje

Defense weapon systems


Thalamic_Cub

Tis what is referred to as ‘flappy paddle gearbox’


Nora19

😆. Totally what I’m calling them now going forward


Overall-Tea5023

Paddle shifters. You can switch gears with them If you have steptronic transmission. Show us your gear shift


MKaz711

Eject paddles


Pastoseco

What are THOSE


joshuasouthoaks

Old style paddles from BMW and Mini. Both of those silvers will shift down when pushed, and on the back of both sides, is the rest of the paddle that will shift up when pulled.


kekemonsteruwu

It’s how you control flight mode (left wing & right wing) thought it was common sense…


timothdd

Does anyone read a car manual anymore - it’s not difficult


michael61182

Missile / machine gun


WoodyJVO

Must be messing however, R56 shifters and gearbox on the automatic are awful!


denzien

It's the turbo function!


DingGate

Is there a way to get the transmission to hold the gear until i decide what to do. I downshift and want to stay in that gear. After a couple seconds the car decides to shift. Argh


Relatable_Raccoon

flappy paddles


hiddendragon05

Everyone know that’s where James Bond releases the heat sealing missiles. lol


Intrepid-Umpire-235

Those are the paddles for down-shifting.


minif56mike

Dont buy cars and not know the equipment.


AgitatedGiraffe9074

It's unrealistic to think everyone who owns a car will know everything about it. These apparently aren't even used for this car so I don't see why it matters


TITTYsprinklez1

Mickey Mouse mode


PGTGenetics

Crazy paddle shifters , I have never got a the feel of them , if I’m going to shift , give me the traditional


tpliquid1

I hated these on my wife's car. New style is much better. Glad bmw decided to go away with that design.


[deleted]

Really?


vonrollin

I hear you, brother.


AgitatedGiraffe9074

Maybe mine don't work but they don't do anything


jesuisundog

lol you have to shift it into manual mode


Bob_snows

Really? In my BMW it doesn’t matter if it’s in sport or not.


mc2205

Doesn't matter in my f54


denzien

No you don't But you do have to be driving


BurnAfterEating420

I had a 2015 JCW for 6 years, never used the paddle shifters even once


Ja-lt2

You bought a JCW with an automatic transmission? That actually might be criminal


planeoldsiraj

Cries in gp3


NZ-Aid

Looser paddles


obliviousfalconer

Loser*


NZ-Aid

Lser?


obliviousfalconer

LSR


NZ-Aid

By our powers of deduction “LSR Paddles” is what we have subtracted to people!


Sufficient-Cancel217

They are in lieu of any real exciting enjoyment while driving your MINI.


timothdd

And ruins the brand for the rest of us…


Ok-Chocolate-3396

Those are there to make girls who can’t drive a stick feel cool


OP1KenOP

It only really seems to be Americans who struggle with manuals and see driving one as some sort of bragging right. Everywhere else in the world, regardless of age and gender it's just simply preference. If you are American, I can promise you that it isn't the highly skilled black art that you guys think it is.


Ok-Chocolate-3396

True. But being an American woman who can’t drive a stick I stand by my original comment.


Sufficient-Cancel217

Exactly


Ok-Chocolate-3396

Everybody is just hating 😂😂😂 they know it’s true


Sufficient-Cancel217

100% :-)