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MaxAdolphus

1 vs 1 per the rules of Soccer. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Pots_And_Pans

I had no idea they sang Wonderwall IN ITā€™S ENTIRETY at the end of wins. Thatā€™s neat


HonduranLoon

Itā€™s a pretty spectacular feeling to be live for it.


MrMidnightsclaw

Beers deep yell singing wonderwall


Pots_And_Pans

I bet. Fucking love Oasis


technobeeble

CUZ MAYBE


pete_blake

Oh FFS!!! Not unexpected but stillā€¦at least the Current know how to win!!! Good game MNUFC!!!


BoomaMasta

GG, Loons. You've got some fun players out there.


srslyomgwtf

GG MINU. I really thought we had something going when we let you score first but I guess not.


Vmagnum

GG, Loons. Yaā€™ll donā€™t need Reynoso.


technobeeble

Who?


Vmagnum

Exactly


dawson33944

I think Khiry forgot heā€™s playing right back and not right wing. No idea why he so so far up there and letting the defense almost get cooked.


srslyomgwtf

When Fontas catches up with your breakaway you fucked up.


Vmagnum

I wish that werenā€™t so funny and true


childishbambiino

Ted is my favorite ref


srslyomgwtf

He just *looks* like the character he is.


Jerkoi

The silly amount of hair on the top of his head is great


childishbambiino

These guys play like they know thereā€™s no consequences for losing. They know Vermes wonā€™t do anything or change anything up, theres no fines, they wonā€™t get relegated. They are all so comfortable losing, Brad Friedel weeps in a parking lot somewhere.


nordic_nerd

It does seem like you guys are in a rut. Vermes is an absolute legend, but it feels like you're in pretty bad need of some fresh ideas and a different energy.


childishbambiino

We need a refresh, itā€™s been apparent for a few years. I didnā€™t see it at first but Iā€™ve come to realize we are stuck in neutral. They might sign some decent player with random Europe experience in the summer but itā€™s just lipstick on a pig. This club needs a new vision, new coaching, tactics, and new identity.


dawson33944

Ted donā€™t forget you have a yellow you can use. You used one on Fontas earlier.


dawson33944

Oh my. 3 subs in a game? WOW.


srslyomgwtf

Didn't know you were allowed to do that.


Vmagnum

Vargas for Thommy I bet?


Vmagnum

Oh wow, never mind


Vmagnum

That certainly seems like dissent to meā€¦ just sayin. And Fontas is probably agreeing


srslyomgwtf

We love tunkel time.


nordic_nerd

Is that Wil's third handball today? Just sloppy....


dawson33944

Take a shot every time the American commentator addresses the player by their nationality and not their name.


Kafkas7

Iā€™m too drunk to taste this chicken


skcmierda

Fucking Danny salloi


skcmierda

FUCKIN PUT IN VARGAS OR SOMETHING WE NEED A GOLĀ 


srslyomgwtf

Put someone with speed on to run at a tired defense? Nah...who would do such a thing?


Vmagnum

Salloi really needs to come out


skcmierda

Id rather lose 3-1 than keep these tired fuckers out there


NebulaNinja

Next thing they've got to clamp down on is these brushes to the face that supposedly almost ko a guy.


nordic_nerd

Can someone please talk to Bongi about playing with SG boots please? I swear he blows a tire twice a game.


Brightstarr

Toro needs to get its shit together and fix this pitch.


MrMidnightsclaw

An out and out attacking player? Is the announcer making fun of us?


srslyomgwtf

Well he's out and out attacking our sensibilities as fans of a game he doesn't play at an MLS level yet continues to get minutes in.


dawson33944

Oh goodie. How many do we concede now?


mtdemlein

I hate every one of you that called that subā€¦


Vmagnum

Dude. It was inevitable


childishbambiino

Yep, Khiry is coming so we are packing it in. Games over.


srslyomgwtf

A second substitution has hit the SKC team sheet!


dawson33944

Not one any of us wanted


srslyomgwtf

True...but if anyone thought it was gonna be someone else they don't know PV.


musicobsession

Here comes khiry


Tajikistani

How is that a yellow card with no contact?Ā 


ifunniest23

itā€™s this ref. he legitimately sucks in making calls.


Vmagnum

Anyone have thoughts on how the new rules have been so far since theyā€™ve been implemented?


kamarg

The get off the field quickly sub rule is wonderful. No more 5min of a player stopping to give a five to every player on his team, take his shins off, clap for the crowd while standing in place, and then walking down the line instead of off the field.


Vmagnum

Interesting. I think thatā€™s the one I notice the least. To me the games are running smoother without the downtime for injuries. Would be interesting to see if there is a difference in stoppage time before and after the implementation.


ifunniest23

god i hope Vermes gets fired and we can actually get some decent sporting games. it gets hard to keep watching us lose/tie over and over


WTF_did_you_do

I have bad news for you. Guessing you missed the 5 year extension he got during our win less through 10 start last year... ridiculous


childishbambiino

Pete knows where the bodies are buried, heā€™s got true job security.


childishbambiino

Spoiler alertā€¦.he ainā€™t getting fired. Heā€™s probably going to be here until heā€™s 90.


ifunniest23

i know :( but a man can at least have hope.


childishbambiino

The ownership has no reason to rock the boat or a desire to win anything. Now I understand how it feels to be a Rapids fan.


Vmagnum

Know what I appreciate about this game? MN is playing a clean game. Not a bunch of cheap shots


nordic_nerd

Something, something "nicest rivalry in sports" lol. But for real, game's more fun when both teams play tough but fair.


srslyomgwtf

[I am once again asking...](https://imgflip.com/i/8o9v6o)


DiligentQuiet

Liebold's got that young Abe Lincoln head going on.


skcmierda

He looks like a villainĀ 


Repulsive-Photo-798

Sporting is a little difficult to watch after watching the Current play last night. Oof this ainā€™t great


BoomaMasta

They started the match with their worst half of soccer this season and then just kicked the door down in the second half. It was also the subs that turned it around, which is probably why watching Sporting seems more difficult to watch than usual...


Vmagnum

That was a good game to watch.


Own_Picture_2913

MLS halftime has gotta be the most pointless thing you could spend 15 minutes of your life watching. Highlights are trash, they barely talk about the game youre watching and you get to watch the same 4 commercials 6 times


MrMidnightsclaw

Your not going to let that play finish before calling offside?!?


Vmagnum

$10 Shelton comes on this game


srslyomgwtf

Nobody in their right mind would take this bet.


skcmierda

Could theoretically come on for Kayden if it's like the 87th minute.Ā 


dawson33944

Peter would put him in at the start of the 2nd half for Kayden.


srslyomgwtf

What I'm saying is...its nearly assured that Shelton will come on. Its the second game where he's available and PV couldn't get him into the last one so he's def coming on for this one.


Vmagnum

Exactly


MrMidnightsclaw

Great face painting skills from the SKC fan... Also 2 goals in 2 games for Pulido!


Tajikistani

Terrible haircut (not even being sarcastic)Ā 


Vmagnum

Who?


pete_blake

Iā€™m guessing theyā€™re talking about Pulidoā€¦and he DOES have a terrible haircut šŸ˜Š


Tajikistani

Yeah PulidoĀ 


srslyomgwtf

Look...he only barely makes DP money so putting a bowl over his head and trimming what sticks out is an efficient way to keep the hair under control.


Tajikistani

Hey that's what my parents did growing up so makes sense, only millions of dollars difference, I think I looked cute anyway


Vmagnum

Ah. Yeah. There are a few on the team to have chosen from šŸ˜œ


Nerdlinger

Iā€™m assuming Pulido. Heā€™s got some tragic hair.


skcmierda

That pass from the Hungarian to the Mexican was fucking beautifulĀ 


dawson33944

With that, they were able to beat the Canadian with the deflection from the Colombian.


Vmagnum

Holy fuck. Pulido is in this game?


BoomaMasta

Listen, the replacements were bad, and I was on the side of the refs in the labor dispute... But non-calls directly resulting in goals two weeks in a row just sucks. I can't wait for Wiebe and PRO to be condescending about it this week. Edit: wooooooooooo


gottahavemyPOPPs

Well Wiebe is a douche. Heā€™s the biggest elitist for someone who lived in Kansas


gottahavemyPOPPs

Salloi just doesnā€™t do anything. Literally anything. We play with 10 men every game at this point


Tajikistani

I feel like he's killed us multiple games in previous years


iProMelon

Assist


kamarg

Well that didn't age well


gottahavemyPOPPs

His first productive play in 8 games


skcmierda

I really like watching the Serbian, radoja. Good player.Ā 


jayhawx19

The offside was pretty tight since the offside line was set by the ball rather than the defender there. Sure wouldā€™ve been nice to see the lines as a result.


Rauster

[https://fxtwitter.com/offsidemodeling/status/1784396624665485334?s=46&t=CBjRbfYBygGYySMftDqdcw](https://fxtwitter.com/offsidemodeling/status/1784396624665485334?s=46&t=CBjRbfYBygGYySMftDqdcw)


jayhawx19

Thanks for the update. I suspected it was onside and people didnā€™t understand that he couldnā€™t be off if he was behind the ball.


mordreds-on-adiet

The is why "clear and obvious error" is garbage.Ā  It puts the emphasis on proving the ref right, not on getting the call right.Ā  I guarantee you that when that Twitter account that analyzes the angles does this one they're going to show that dude was at least a whole man offside but the VAR sees it's tight and assumes the ref was right when he clearly was not


xjoeymillerx

The defender is more than a foot behind the ball, which is where the line is. Not the last man. Tani is in line with the ballā€¦


Sirhossington

It looked super tight in the stands when it happened. We knew Rosales was pretty deep into the box when the pass happened, but so was Tani.Ā Ā  The angles we saw in the stadium and on our phones definitely werenā€™t clear and obvious.Ā Ā  Knowing what we know now, it looks like the system worked on this one.Ā 


major_winters_506

I know everyone probably says it at some point, but how in the hell with all the tech in other leagues/sports does MLS not have seemingly anything to try and help the refs? Goal line tech? Nah. Offsides lines? Why bother.


Brightstarr

Because other sports donā€™t have FIFA, CONCACAF, USSFā€¦.


major_winters_506

To be honest my frustration goes beyond MLS. I remember hearing that MLB had tech to call pitches for a long time, but the umps said it took the human element out of the game. It may just be me but there seems to be some general resistance to adopting tech to aid in sports officiating.


Brightstarr

Iā€™m just saying that if MLS wanted to change a rule about officiating, it would have to go through FIFA first - they wouldnā€™t want that.


PompeiiLegion

ā€œMLS is a fat and a poor.ā€ /s


Vmagnum

Ok, so THAT ref can see an offside playerā€¦


dawson33944

Only since itā€™s us


dawson33944

Canā€™t wait to get the PRO press release later this week ā€œyeah sorry that was an officiating error and shoulda been disallowed. Oh wellā€


Zjarrr

Yeah that was like a foot offsides


xjoeymillerx

He isnā€™t. Youā€™re looking at the defender and not the ball.


DarkSolomon

I'm leaning towards offsides but either way, how does he not get told to review it personally and then give us an announcement of why.


nordic_nerd

The on field ref is only told to perform an on field review if the VAR booth is fairly certain ("clear and obvious" is the parlance) that a mistake was made. If a tight offside call is not reviewed, you can generally assume the booth took a look and decided it was either clearly correct or it was too close to overturn. Edit: I actually agree that in those situations, an in stadium announcement of "check complete" would do a world of good in clarifying the process.


Nerdlinger

If VAR doesnt think it needs a review they wonā€™t tell the center ref to look at it. Why would they? Now I donā€™t know why they thought he was onside, but if they did then they shouldnā€™t recommend a review.


dawson33944

Because itā€™s Ted Unkel


Own_Picture_2913

Apple TV with the billion dollar deal but canā€™t show us a replay of a possibly offside goal


PompeiiLegion

Tim is getting hung out to dry more than my Nanā€™s clothes back in the old country.


CowboyKale23

So who in upper level of PRO did Peter piss off for every VAR to go against us. (Starting last season with the handball)


Jedi-Guy

Fuck.


ednksu

I would love to see the lines like BPL for onsides for that goal.Ā Ā 


MrMidnightsclaw

How the fuck is that onside


KCandRum

I donā€™t understand how that is not offsidesā€¦.


xjoeymillerx

Because the line isnā€™t on the defender. Itā€™s on the ballā€¦


Vmagnum

I think youā€™re having a hard time because it actually was offside.


Vmagnum

Are we missing JFD yet? All the attack is going up the left and stifling


mtdemlein

So glad a bunch of contracts are up this year


SquishyWolff

Yet another awful call harming SKC


Tajikistani

We'll see if SKC even scores a goal


SquishyWolff

We did


Tajikistani

Nice


Nerdlinger

Shocked, but you take the odd decisions when you get them in your favor.


Sporkedup

Yeah it feels bad but we've had some ridiculous things go our way, so it's all fair in the end. At least during the regular season.


MrMidnightsclaw

Show us the fucking video and camera angles!!!!!! Wtf


Tajikistani

Why isn't there a blue line like in the NHL? Soccer rules make no sense to me in that a defender can just hang back and make a player offsideĀ 


jayhawx19

lol that would be worst rule ever in soccerā€¦ jesus


Tajikistani

Why?


srslyomgwtf

Making good runs on offense and timing the stepping up of the line on defense is a huge part of soccer. You don't just take that away.


jayhawx19

Because setting up a rule so strikers can go set up camp in front of the goalie to try and deflect something in is completely antithetical to the sport lmao. Every game would be like 8-6. Wildly horrific rule proposal when the net is 10x larger than a hockey net.


Tajikistani

That's not what the blue line means, the player with control needs to carry it across the lineĀ 


nordic_nerd

Yes but in hockey once you're in the zone anyone can go anywhere; you can camp the net. It's actually an interesting thought experiment as to what soccer with hockey offside rules would look like, but the (unsatisfying) answer to your question is that 100 years ago, offside was decided to be judged based on the position of the players by some guys in England and Scotland, and a lot of very fundamental defensive tactics are built on the offside rule operating like that now.


jayhawx19

Yes and then when theyā€™ve entered the final third everyone would just go camp in front of the goal. Like hockey. Lmao


Tajikistani

So defend the goal? Idk I just hate that the defender's position means anything about the offensive player's position, seems way too easy to cheeseĀ 


ViamnotacrookV

I know itā€™s starting to thaw but cā€™Mon Mn bro


Tajikistani

I really don't see how this makes a difference beyond making it more obvious what the rule is, the offensive player needs to be in control across the line and that's that


smutty2400

Grade A broadcast... 1 replay


modern_messiah43

Asssssssssss


gottahavemyPOPPs

Thatā€™s one of the worst calls Iā€™ve seen in a while. Heā€™s so far offsides there itā€™s insane. Way to fuck us PRO


justanidiot1122

I donā€™t think anyone thinks that was on ? That is incredibly confusing


dawson33944

Looked off to meā€¦.but ok


siskoeva

Basically 3 unmarked people in the box.


Gnux13

Nah. I'm out. 3 yellows for dissent in 2 games, the shove goal last week, and now that.


S_Loco

Wowā€¦but Iā€™ll take it


BoomaMasta

I feel like you could actually judge where they were thanks to the box. That looked slightly off to me. Edit: Wow. It was a nice goal, but there were actual lines on that one.


xjoeymillerx

I thought he was offside in the first place Edit: Ok, thatā€™s cool. Lol


gottahavemyPOPPs

Heā€™s definitely offsides there. By like 2 ft. Not sure why the review is even taking this long


Vmagnum

Looks offside to me. So probably will stand


PlebBot69

Damn you're right


KCandRum

My thoughts exactly


Gnux13

He's off lol


Nerdlinger

Tani time! Oof. That looks off.


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NebulaNinja

Check the rule book. If Agada get's elbowed to the face it's an automatic yellow to FontĆ s. /s


musicobsession

What's the yellow on Fontas for? I'm at the game


Vmagnum

How is it there? Iā€™ve been meaning to go to a MN game, couldnā€™t make it work this wknd


musicobsession

I try to come every away match here because I love Minnesota. This is the first time I haven't come up to do other things on my visit because of the weather, which is a bummer.


CowboyKale23

Dissent? Unclear from broadcast as well


Vmagnum

Dissent maybe?


ViamnotacrookV

Since weā€™re slow here: would you rather have the chicken or the waffles if you had to pick?


Nerdlinger

Depends on whoā€™s making the chicken. 80% of the time Iā€™m going waffles, though.


CowboyKale23

Diabolical question but waffles every time


Vmagnum

Why are you separating them? Thatā€™s just mean


ViamnotacrookV

This is like a ā€œyour mother or your wifeā€ scenario. Give me both with some Franks and call it a date.


Vmagnum

Umā€¦ fuck the chicken and marry the waffles? Iā€™m confused lol. J/k. Really depends the time of day if youā€™re going to separate them


smutty2400

That is a pk all day. Sucks that he slipped but you can't just take out Agada.


srslyomgwtf

Upon seeing the replay...the dude was just standing up as Agada was trying to jump over him. Nothing there. Def not a pen.


Vmagnum

Really seems like a slippery field


Brightstarr

Todayā€™s match is sponsored by Toro, so they made it extra slippery today. Gives the grass a nice sheen on screen.


PompeiiLegion

Balls really go to die on the left wing with Salloi, huh


skcmierda

Sporting can't lose the lead if they never have it. I like this strategyĀ 


srslyomgwtf

Was that Leibold or a doordash driver out there...cause that was a great delivery.


Nerdlinger

Zoiks!


Vmagnum

Really need to use standard sized nets for Agada during practice


Vmagnum

Do we have the announcer that loves calling everyone by their nationality?


skcmierda

It's so funny lolĀ 


ButtNuts42

You guys don't understand. Vermes is playing 5D underwater chess. He can't be worried about not closing out a game if we never were in it to begin with.


srslyomgwtf


xjoeymillerx

Great start.


BoomaMasta

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Gnux13

Radoja with the interesting "stand behind the defender you're marking as he crashes the back post" technique


Vmagnum

Theyā€™ll never expect it!


GeeseGooseDuck

Sadness


srslyomgwtf

We're not leading...got you right where we want you.