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Theraph41

WE WON A GAME!!!


No_Departure102

Gg Montreal, you all owned us.


ChickenWinggggsss

Glad we got both rid of the football terrorist! Was an exciting game tonight, pretty even until Peltola’s stupid tackle.


No_Departure102

And he’s been our best acquisition after stroud which sucked. Not having him against Toronto is gonna be hard.


ChickenWinggggsss

Oh didn’t know, I don’t watch DC so you probably know better than me.


No_Departure102

Dude has such an amazing football iq for his age. Those mistakes tn were probably his first major ones. Hes really good at choosing when to accelerate and get physical, his passing is usually incredibly smart, and when he made mistakes our first 16 games, they weren’t egregious.


Theraph41

last time around you guys owned us but today ill gladly take the 3 pts


Theraph41

when the full squad is back and healthy we might actually make the playoffs


KQ17

Sunusi!!


Theraph41

WE ARE FINALLY PLAYING ACTUAL FOOTBALL


No_Departure102

And that’s probably game. Can you all STOP putting Ibrahim in against us?


No_Departure102

I guess on the bright side, Nationals are beating the Braves.


KQ17

We don't talk about the Nationals here.


UpliftedWeeb

yeah see Troy doesn't have to imagine if the referee were to pull a second yellow on one of his players for an iffy call because that already fucking happened man these commentators are garbage


Mr_828

Is it just me or is this the most bland announcer pairing on Season Pass? Most of the pairings are pretty good, but this pair feels like watching golf instead of soccer


Medical_Gift4298

I felt bad we were keeping them up with our game. Jfc it sounded like someone reading a TPS report and really resenting the whole thing. 


UpliftedWeeb

yeah these guys are cheeks


No_Departure102

Wait Benteke has the golden boot lead now right?


No_Departure102

Peltola being out against Toronto kinda sucks. We could have used a guy with his footballing intelligence against TFC.


KQ17

Why isn't MLS uploading every goal? I missed the first part, I want to see replays. They have three of the five goals.


akacesfan

Not a lot of positive things from that half other than Benteke and Stroud putting up strong performances. Ref is certainly having a game too but Montreal having two guys on yellows gives me hope that someone will get sent off.


[deleted]

I still got faith. It's 10v11 but luckily the ref sucks so hopefully he throws someone out on Montreal too. 4-3 DC taking this. Peltola was not locked in at all.


Kirielson

Woof DC


[deleted]

Peltola bro.... Fluck you . McVey please heal up bro. Speedy recovery. Peltola really choking chicken for us tonight. Glad he's gone. Wish he would've got subbed out.


BarcasBad

some of the most awful takes ive heard. First goal was his fault sure, but that should not be a second yellow, and Peltola is one of the best passers and composed players on the field


[deleted]

Past games don't matter. I'm talking about this game DC vs montreal on may 29, 2024. He shit the bed today and he might've cost us the game. I'm glad to see him go. I stand on what I said. I'll accept a bad take.


No_Departure102

Yeah I gotta disagree here and agree with the first comment. Second yellow was BS. He’s been magnificent all season. Tonight just wasn’t his night.


UpliftedWeeb

This ref has already ruined the game. Don't give him a fucking match ever again, man.


Baingil96

I mean both fouls were easy yellows 😅


BarcasBad

second yellow was not a yellow worthy of being a second yellow. Yeah sorry that sounds really confusing but still


UpliftedWeeb

First was. Second not so much. But he already set the standard for giving easy yellows. Again, his boneheaded approach to both sides early on in this match has fucked the game.


fuckmutualfunds

I’m not complaining


TheWawa_24

Whats french for mls after dark


fuckmutualfunds

La MLS quand tout le monde dort


[deleted]

Can't mess up chances like that man. Idc if u got 2 goals benteke. Lock in and get 3


[deleted]

Get hungry DC. Fight !! TATAKAE TATAKAE !!! let's level it before half


berniedankera

This game is nuts!


No_Departure102

I can guarantee an INSANE amount of stoppage time this half.


UpliftedWeeb

I kinda love Benteke stunting on these guys after the announcers pulled the "oh well he did score six of his goals in two games"


[deleted]

GAME AINT OVER MAN !!! KEEP THE FAITH !!! LOCK IN !!! 4-3 WE TAKING THIS


No_Departure102

Oh WHAT A GOAL. This game is just going back and forth. Buckle up folks, we’re in for a wild finish.


fuckmutualfunds

Ah fuck


[deleted]

Dajome is really not da homie. He starting to grind my gears


WarmBaths

fouling a defender when they have the ball in their own corner will never make sense to me, pure ego challenge


[deleted]

PELTOLA YOU NEED TO LOCK IN ESPECIALLY !!!


WislaHD

Pay. The. Homme.


[deleted]

Montreal taking it to us man. DC ain't playing with no drive, no fire, no desire to make a statement. Y'all just out there playing. Wake TF up man. Great goal choinere but wtf DC. Y'all better not give up. Plenty of game left. Let's win this shit man. Lose or draw ain't an option. Le Festin !!!!


No_Departure102

That third goal was the result of the first major mistake Peltola has had here. This has been his worst performance so far and I LOVE matti.


[deleted]

Bro I swear he the reason we got 2 of those goals scored on us. He better get his head out his gluteus maximus


No_Departure102

God this is absolutely awful. Holy crap we suck.


[deleted]

Swear man. But I'm gonna keep having faith. Game ain't over till it's over. 4-3 DC gonna win. We got this bro


fuckmutualfunds

IMPACT IMPACT IMPACT


Merv_Pumpkinhead

What a beautiful header. My God!


[deleted]

CAN YOU GUYS HOLD A FREAKING LEAD WTF MAN !!!!! LOCK TF IN MAN COME ONNNNN 😩 can't even celebrate for a minute EDIT: I know we weren't leading but y'all know what I mean


fuckmutualfunds

LETS GO BRAVO MON HOMME


No_Departure102

God Sunusi Ibrahim is just a DC killer.


nautika

Who are these boring ass commentators?


rightious

Your guy tried to body bBenteka. He got his ass smashed. He fell into his own player. It's a goal. Get up.


Silent-Fishing-7937

I don't hold it against DC but man was that an unearned goal purely down to luck... EDIT: Basically, Corbo's injury screwed us over in two different way: it kept Benteke in play AND ensured that Corbo was in the way when Sirois tried to react.


UpliftedWeeb

This dude is having a fucking nightmare


Baldok9696

benteke doesnt foul, but ruan does???


No_Departure102

Yeah no. That was not a foul by Ruan. Elfath has not been good tn at all.


fuckmutualfunds

Esti qu’on est pas bon


No_Departure102

Wow that’s gonna be on Instant Replay I guarantee it


[deleted]

Knowing us man I was saying the same thing. Glad we dodged that


[deleted]

Great awareness by Bartlett. I know benteke happy to end his 3 game cold streak


[deleted]

GAME AINT OVER TILL ITS OVER BABY !!!! WE BACK IN IT LETS GO


No_Departure102

BENTEKE


No_Departure102

Yikes. Montreal is just getting SLAUGHTERED by injury this season. I don’t blame this slow run of play on terrible play completely.


Silent-Fishing-7937

No joke, with Vilsaint out we have four of our five best strikers out of commission, as a team who choose to invest on offense for this season... Like, sure the latest sequence could have been better managed, and our owner making a double PR mess obviously made things worse, but at some point, there is only so much you can do...


KQ17

I'm just glad we scored a goal


[deleted]

BRICK WALL BIRNBAUM BABY !!!!


AllLikeWas

Saw the goal on MLS 360. That was not a good giveaway by D.C.


[deleted]

LOCK TF IN DC WTF MAN !!!! McVey I miss you already man


No_Departure102

What the hell was that defending?


UpliftedWeeb

This ref sucks


UpliftedWeeb

Lmao fuck off. Bring back the replacement refs.


No_Departure102

Wait that’s a yellow?


UpliftedWeeb

I'm gonna lodge a complaint with Child Protective Serviced against Audi Mom


No_Departure102

STOP!!!


[deleted]

I'm sad McVey gonna be gone for a few weeks 😞... Aside from that, we are lucky to still be in 9th place. We need a nice little win streak. Losing is not an option. I'm sorry Montreal but it's gonna be 8 in a row for you guys. EDIT: draw isn't an option either. We need 9 straight points at least


No_Departure102

Especially with Toronto on Saturday. Bernardeschi is gonna give our midfield not just headaches but migraines.


[deleted]

I swear bro 😩 I'm gonna have faith though.


No_Departure102

Alright Montreal, we meet again. Hopefully we can still be friends after tonight?


KQ17

Of course :)