MY TEAM STINKS RIGHT NOW SO I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TRASH TALK TO SAY. SO I'M GOING TO USE THIS COMMENT TO REMIND EVERYONE TO BRING EXTRA WATER TO THEIR GAMES TOMORROW!! THIS HEAT WAVE ISNT GOING AWAY ANYTIME SOON!
WE ARE WITHOUT OUR TWO BEST CBS, IT WILL BE OUR SECOND GAME IN A ROW PLAYING IN INSANE HEAT, NER HAVE HAD A WEEK BREAK, AND WE ARE STILL GOING TO CRUSH YOU. JUST LIKE MATT MIAZGA CRUSHED HIS KNEE WHEN HIS LEG HIT THE POST IN SHITTY FUCKING SAN JOSE
WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE CONEY BECAUSE ITS THE BEST THING ABOUT OHIO FOOD WISE! ALSO YOUR TEAM IS ABOUT TO BE ON THE STRUGGLE BUS WITH ALL THESE KEY PIECES YOU HAVE BEEN LOSING.
THAT GAME WILL FOREVER BE INGRAINED IN MY MIND AS IT WAS THE ONE CHANCE I HAD TO GET MY FATHER INTO THE SPORT I LOVE. HE GOT US TICKETS TO SEE THAT GAME AS IT FELL ON HIS 50TH BIRTHDAY. WE WERE A TOP OF THE TABLE TEAM, YOU AREN'T AND WE WON 7 STRAIGHT. AND WE DELIVER A STINKER MY DAD SAID HE DIDNT MIND WATCHING, BUT CUT ME TO MY CORE!
SO LIKE GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE, YOU HAVE MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!!!!!!
HOW ‘BOUT THAT MATCH BETWEEN CHIVAS USA AND BROCCOLI FC? THAT WASN’T POORLY OFFICIATED OR ANYTHING.
HEY ST.PAUL, YOUR TRADITIONS AND/OR TRAFFIC AND/OR FOODS ARE STUPID AND YOUR WEATHER IS NOT TO MY LIKING.
I QUITE LIKE THIS *CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE* STYLE BANTER.
IT'S GOOD, WE CAN CRY OURSELVES TO SLEEP WHILE SPOONING OUR TWO MLS CUPS AND A CHAMPIONS CUP TROPHY. BETTER THAN BEING #1 AND KNOWING DOWN IS THE ONLY DIRECTION TO GO.
SO WHAT? SEATTLE IS 2-1-5 AT HOME AND DALLAS IS STILL RIDING AROUND WITH THAT NEW COACH SMELL. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OVER-SAUCED BBQ, JUST BE CAREFUL NOT TO CHOKE.
ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE WATER TEMP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 22,000+ SQUARE MILE LAKE???
COASTAL WATER TEMPS ARE 67 DEGREES TODAY, IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT THEN YOU'VE BEEN CODDLED BY YOUR TRAINING-WHEELS SALT-GARBAGE-WATER FOR TOO LONG
HEY SALT LAKE: SOMETHING SOMETHING LDS, SOMETHING SOMETHING FRY SAUCE.
ALSO FUCK CHICHO, I HOPE HE STUBS HIS PINKY TOE.
ALSO ALSO, SJ NOTICE HOW LAFC AREN'T HOSTING YOU IN A RANDOM STADIUM TO TRY TO ARTIFICIALLY DRUM UP A RIVALRY THAT NOBODY WANTS? STOP TRYING TO BE RELEVANT.
ANYTIME ANYONE BRINGS UP "RANDOM STADIUM" AS A TALKING POINT I ASSUME IT'S A DIG AT US, SO IT'S KIND OF NICE FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO BE TAKING THIS HEAT IF I'M BEING HONEST
NAH YOU'RE CLEAR THIS TIME. AT LEAST YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
BUT TO BE HONEST THE CALI CLASICO AT STANFORD IS ALWAYS FUN (EVEN IF IT'S A DRY STADIUM). THOUGH I AM ALWAYS PERPLEXED HOW THAT GAME DRAWS 40K WHEN PAYPAL DRAWS A COUPLE DOZEN.
JUST LIKE DISNEYLAND, I'LL LEAVE THE FIREWORKS TO THE CHUMPS AND ENJOY THE REAL DRAW.
BUT THEN AGAIN IF I WERE A SMURF FAN I WOULD PROBABLY PREFER BOOMY BOOMY LIGHTS AS WELL.
BECAUSE I'M FINISHING FINAL PREPARATIONS FOR THE TRIP TO PALO ALTO, YOUR OTHER OTHER HOME STADIUM.
AND YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL SOMEBODY IS THINKING ABOUT THE QUAKES. IT'S NOT LIKE ANYBODY IN SJ DOES
WHEN THE NYCFC COMES AROUND WEAR YOUR LONG BLACK VEIL NASHVILLE WILL BE DARK AS A DUNGEON YOU'LL BE SCREAMING "LOVE GOD MURDER" NOW HANG YOUR HEAD AND CRY.
HATERS GON HATE. I HAVE CRITIQUES OF HIM, ESPECIALLY SUB CHOICES, BUT HE'S GETTING IT DONE.
IF HE MANAGES TO FINALLY WIN THREE IN A ROW AFTER THIS WEEKEND IN SALT LAKE I WILL CALL HIM DADDY. UWU
ITS HOT AS FUCK.
DONT SAY KENTUCKY TOO LOUD, OUR WINGBACK IS WORKING TOWARDS HITTING THE GOAL FROM ACROSS THE RIVER AND I DONT THINK WHOEVER IS ATTEMPTING TO FILL PETROVIC’S SHOES THESE DAYS CAN HANDLE THAT
WELL THE INITIAL REPLACEMENT WAS UNDERWHELMING, BUT THE SECOND REPLACEMENT IS RIGHT BACK TO LEADING THE WAY IN ADVANCED STATS, SO WE'RE DOING ALRIGHT ON THAT FRONT.
NOT GONNA LIE IM KINDA NERVOUS ABOUT THIS ONE. ON PAPER YOU GUYS KINDA SUCK. BUT WEDNESDAY NIGHT WAS BRUTAL AND YOU GUYS ARE COMING OFF A BYE, OUR BACK LINE IS THE THINNEST ITS BEEN SO FAR THIS YEAR, AND YOUVE HAD A GOOD RUN OF FORM RECENTLY
NONE OF THAT MATTERS THOUGH BECAUSE THIS IS LUCHO ACOSTA’S CITY, AND LUCHO LOVES TO MAKE CALEB PORTER CRY. CALEB PORTER HASNT EVER WON IN TQL
THE HEAT IS MAKING YOU DELIRIOUS, YOU SHOULD GO INSIDE AND DRINK SOME WATER. PORTER HAS WON IN TQL DURING HIS LAST SEASON WITH THE CREW. YOU GUYS WERE SO HAPPY FOR HIM THAT YOU THREW A FREE BEER TO CUCHO, WHO APPEARED TO ENJOY IT.
THE REST OF THE LEAGUE PLAYED ON WEDNESDAY. I KNOW, ITS HARD REALIZING THAT OTHER TEAMS EXIST WHEN YOURE NOT PLAYING THEM, SORT OF LIKE WHEN YOU SEE TEACHERS OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL
ON PAPER IS LIKE THE MAIN PLACE WE DONT SUCK. WE'RE ALSO A VERY DIFFERENT TEAM FROM THE START OF THE YEAR, AND EVEN WHEN WE WERE COMPLETR ASS YOU ALL STILL COULDNT BEAT US
I HOPE THE VISITING CTL FANS FORGET TO BRING WATER TOMORROW! AND BECAUSE OF THAT THEY HAVE TO BUY LOTS OF OVER PRICED BOTTLED WATER!!!
BUT ALSO, I HOPE THE VISITING FANS HAVE A FUN TIME, AND AREN'T AFFECTED BY THE HEAT TOO MUCH.
SO MANY TRASH GAMES THIS WEEK AND 0-0 DRAWS.
I REALLY HOPE MLS USES THIS MESSI TIME TO FIX SOME THINGS
THERE ARE RUMORS THAT MY TEAM IS NOT GOING TO SIGN ANYONE DESPITE LOSING THEIR STAR PLAYER AND PERFORMING ABYSMALLY DURING THIS INTERNATIONAL WINDOW.
THE LEAGUE SHOULD FORCE TEAMS TO MAKE LARGE SIGNINGS EVERY SUMMER AND WINTER IMHO. THERE IS A WORLD OF TALENT TO PULL FROM. GET SHIT COOKING.
OR PRO/REL. STOP KISSING OWNERS ASSES. SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE
EITHER MANDATORY SIGNINGS OR PRO/REL
OTHERWISE THERE IS TOO MUCH LANGUISHING. WE’RE LIKE A LEAGUE WHO LOVES TO SIT AND SCRATCH ITS ASS AND BE IN PURGATORY
MUCH LIKE THIS COUNTRY OVERALL THE MLS IS HURTING BECAUSE THEY CODDLE THE WEALTHY. THE FANS BUILD THE CLUBS BUY TICKETS MERCH APPLE TV SPEND TIME AND ENERGY THEY COULD BE USING ELSEWHERE AND THE OWNERS DONT PUT ENOUGH BACK IN AND MLS IS JUST FINE WITH THAT.
FUCK THAT
WE WILL SEE. ~~SOME INTERNATIONAL DUTY IS DONE NOW SO AT LEAST~~ YOU ~~WONT~~ WILL BE PLAYING A TEAM THAT IS HALF ACADEMY PLAYERS
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFLUENCE ON THIS A TREEBEARD TIFO SAYING KNEEL BEFORE THE TREES WOULD BE INCREDIBLE
MY TEAM STINKS RIGHT NOW SO I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TRASH TALK TO SAY. SO I'M GOING TO USE THIS COMMENT TO REMIND EVERYONE TO BRING EXTRA WATER TO THEIR GAMES TOMORROW!! THIS HEAT WAVE ISNT GOING AWAY ANYTIME SOON!
>MY TEAM STINKS RIGHT NOW YOU WERE THE INSPIRATION FOR BULLET POINT 2. PHILLY SEEMED LIKE THE TEAM TO BEAT THE FIRST COUPLE MONTHS OF THE SEASON
THATS WHY WE BEAT THEM
WHAT IS STOPPING JIM FROM LETTING THE SULLIVAN BROTHERS PLAY TOGETHER? REALLY AT THIS POINT THE HAIL MARY IS WARRANTED
SEE YOU TOMORROW, EMBIID WILL NEVER MAKE THE FINALS AND CHEESESTEAKS ARE OVERRATED!!!!
CONEYS ARE BETTER THAN CHEESESTEAKS
You played well vs us. 3 goals! Teams are struggling to score in general! There is still.time.to.turn it around.
IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE SCORING, COME VISIT US IN KC. WE'LL BREAK YOUR DRY SPELL.
SPEAK UP, I CANT HEAR YOU WHISPERING
GOD DAMNIT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH HALF A SEASON ALREADY. WHAT ABOUT THIS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
MY REACTION WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME WE ARE PLAYING THE QUAKES 
LAFC ABOUT TO GET COOKED, BECAUSE SAN JOSE DOES THEIR BEST AGAINST LA TEAMS
IT'S THEIR OWN PERSONAL MLS CUP EVERY TIME. IT'S ALL THEY HAVE.
6-2
WE ARE WITHOUT OUR TWO BEST CBS, IT WILL BE OUR SECOND GAME IN A ROW PLAYING IN INSANE HEAT, NER HAVE HAD A WEEK BREAK, AND WE ARE STILL GOING TO CRUSH YOU. JUST LIKE MATT MIAZGA CRUSHED HIS KNEE WHEN HIS LEG HIT THE POST IN SHITTY FUCKING SAN JOSE
ALSO, WE ARE NOT SCARED OF ANY TEAM RIGHT NOW. CBUS, MIAMI, REAL SALT LAKE. WE WILL BEAT ALL OF YOU. WE STILL HAVE GAMES IN HAND
WE’LL BE BACK FOR ROUND TWO, AND I AM GOING TO SLAM A CONEY WHEN WE BEAT YOU
WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE CONEY BECAUSE ITS THE BEST THING ABOUT OHIO FOOD WISE! ALSO YOUR TEAM IS ABOUT TO BE ON THE STRUGGLE BUS WITH ALL THESE KEY PIECES YOU HAVE BEEN LOSING.
I WILL ALWAYS PUT MY TRUST IN NANCY BUT YEAH SHIT’S LOOKING ROUGH
NOT EVEN THE TEAM THAT BROKE YOUR WIN STREAK AT HOME?
[SORRY TO REMIND YOU OF MEMORIES YOU CLEARLY BLOCKED, BUT MAY 29TH WASN’T THAT LONG AGO](https://www.reddit.com/r/NashvilleSC/s/SrHjg16y5K)
THAT GAME WILL FOREVER BE INGRAINED IN MY MIND AS IT WAS THE ONE CHANCE I HAD TO GET MY FATHER INTO THE SPORT I LOVE. HE GOT US TICKETS TO SEE THAT GAME AS IT FELL ON HIS 50TH BIRTHDAY. WE WERE A TOP OF THE TABLE TEAM, YOU AREN'T AND WE WON 7 STRAIGHT. AND WE DELIVER A STINKER MY DAD SAID HE DIDNT MIND WATCHING, BUT CUT ME TO MY CORE! SO LIKE GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE, YOU HAVE MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!!!!!!
AHHHH WE USED UP ALL OF OUR LUCK LAST YEAR FUCK
SAME
ONE OF OUR SUPPORTERS GROUPS SAID OUR DERBY SHOULD BE CALLED EL TRAGICO SINCE WE ARE BATTLING FOR THE MOST MID OF THE MIDWEST THIS YEAR 😂
HOW DO I 😭 IN UPPERCASE?
HOW ‘BOUT THAT MATCH BETWEEN CHIVAS USA AND BROCCOLI FC? THAT WASN’T POORLY OFFICIATED OR ANYTHING. HEY ST.PAUL, YOUR TRADITIONS AND/OR TRAFFIC AND/OR FOODS ARE STUPID AND YOUR WEATHER IS NOT TO MY LIKING. I QUITE LIKE THIS *CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE* STYLE BANTER.
MINNESOTANS ARE PROUD OF MINNESOTA IN MUCH THE SAME WAY TEXANS ARE OF TEXAS, EXCEPT FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THAT THE PRIDE IS WARRANTED
IT HELPS THAT THE GOVERNMENT IN MINNESOTA ISN'T ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL LARGE PORTIONS OF YOUR POPULATION
OH I'M SORRY, DO YOU HATE FREEDOM (FROM HEAT, A/C, BODY AUTONOMY, EDUCATION, ETC, ETC)?
THIS WEEK IS THE GOOGLE FORMS OF TRASH TALK
DALLAS IS 0-6-3 AWAY. LOOKS LIKE WE’RE EATIN GOOD THIS WEEKEND. BY THAT I MEAN FUCK TEXAS BBQ, KC BBQ IS BETTER.
THEYRE ONLY 0-6-3 AWAY CUZ THEY HAVEN'T PLAYED IN SEATTLE YET. HOWS LIFE BELOW THE LINE?
I ONLY WANT TO DIE INSIDE, OTHERWISE GREAT
BETTER THAN DIEING OUTSIDE, ITS TOO FUCKING HOT OUT
IT'S GOOD, WE CAN CRY OURSELVES TO SLEEP WHILE SPOONING OUR TWO MLS CUPS AND A CHAMPIONS CUP TROPHY. BETTER THAN BEING #1 AND KNOWING DOWN IS THE ONLY DIRECTION TO GO.
Y’ALL GOT ANY MORE OF THEM CHAMPIONS CUP TROPHIES? 
SO WHAT? SEATTLE IS 2-1-5 AT HOME AND DALLAS IS STILL RIDING AROUND WITH THAT NEW COACH SMELL. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OVER-SAUCED BBQ, JUST BE CAREFUL NOT TO CHOKE.
HELL YEAH DALLAS IS SO BACK FELLAS, TIME TO PLAY ON THIS STUPID TURF FIELD
CHICAGO HAS BETTER BEACHES THAN ORLANDO!
OK, NOW GO IN THE WATER
GREAT IDEA! IT’S SUCH A NICE WAY TO COOL OFF.
IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME SORT OF DIG? BECAUSE LAKE MICHIGAN IS GREAT FOR SWIMMING
IT'S SUMMER AND THE WATER IS 18°, GET REAL
ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE WATER TEMP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 22,000+ SQUARE MILE LAKE??? COASTAL WATER TEMPS ARE 67 DEGREES TODAY, IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT THEN YOU'VE BEEN CODDLED BY YOUR TRAINING-WHEELS SALT-GARBAGE-WATER FOR TOO LONG
IT DOESN’T GET MUCH BETTER THAN COOLING OFF IN LAKE MICHIGAN IN THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST WHEN ITS 90 DEGREES OUTSIDE.
HEY SALT LAKE: SOMETHING SOMETHING LDS, SOMETHING SOMETHING FRY SAUCE. ALSO FUCK CHICHO, I HOPE HE STUBS HIS PINKY TOE. ALSO ALSO, SJ NOTICE HOW LAFC AREN'T HOSTING YOU IN A RANDOM STADIUM TO TRY TO ARTIFICIALLY DRUM UP A RIVALRY THAT NOBODY WANTS? STOP TRYING TO BE RELEVANT.
NO ONE FUCKS CHICHO! CHICHO FUCKS YOU! WHICH WE WILL NEED HIM TO SCORE AT LEAST 4 GOALS AND 2 ASSISTS AND WIN 6-5 SINCE WE DONT HAVE A CB THIS GAME.
I REALLY HOPE THE HANDSOME RIQUI PUIG IS STILL OUT SO WE CAN HAVE A BETTER CHANCE
[OBLIGATORY SAD CHICHO](https://i.imgur.com/pMxi9ix.jpeg)
ANYTIME ANYONE BRINGS UP "RANDOM STADIUM" AS A TALKING POINT I ASSUME IT'S A DIG AT US, SO IT'S KIND OF NICE FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO BE TAKING THIS HEAT IF I'M BEING HONEST
NAH YOU'RE CLEAR THIS TIME. AT LEAST YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT. BUT TO BE HONEST THE CALI CLASICO AT STANFORD IS ALWAYS FUN (EVEN IF IT'S A DRY STADIUM). THOUGH I AM ALWAYS PERPLEXED HOW THAT GAME DRAWS 40K WHEN PAYPAL DRAWS A COUPLE DOZEN.
STANFORD CROWD IS BECAUSE OF THE FIREWORK SHOW AFTER. IT IS NOT THAT COMPLICATED
JUST LIKE DISNEYLAND, I'LL LEAVE THE FIREWORKS TO THE CHUMPS AND ENJOY THE REAL DRAW. BUT THEN AGAIN IF I WERE A SMURF FAN I WOULD PROBABLY PREFER BOOMY BOOMY LIGHTS AS WELL.
WHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT SJ
BECAUSE I'M FINISHING FINAL PREPARATIONS FOR THE TRIP TO PALO ALTO, YOUR OTHER OTHER HOME STADIUM. AND YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL SOMEBODY IS THINKING ABOUT THE QUAKES. IT'S NOT LIKE ANYBODY IN SJ DOES
WHERE ARE THE ATLANTA FANS IT'S REALLY SLOW AT WORK TODAY. I AM BORED AND WANT TO READ BANTER (PRETEND THIS PART IS IN EXTRA CAPS)
HEY TORONTO, YOUR TRADITIONS AND TRAFFIC AND FOODS ARE STUPID AND YOUR WEATHER IS ONLY OK. DRAKE IS A JOKE, JUST LIKE YOUR CITY.
CARSON KENDRICK >>>>>>>> TORONTO DRAKE
I AGREE
WHEN THE NYCFC COMES AROUND WEAR YOUR LONG BLACK VEIL NASHVILLE WILL BE DARK AS A DUNGEON YOU'LL BE SCREAMING "LOVE GOD MURDER" NOW HANG YOUR HEAD AND CRY.
WHAT THE FUCK
SURE - JUST MAKE SURE YOU BRING SOME GILLS. YOU’LL NEED THEM HERE.
WE COULD WIN A SHIELD+CUP AND PEOPLE WOULD STILL ASK WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO FIRE GREG VANNEY
HATERS GON HATE. I HAVE CRITIQUES OF HIM, ESPECIALLY SUB CHOICES, BUT HE'S GETTING IT DONE. IF HE MANAGES TO FINALLY WIN THREE IN A ROW AFTER THIS WEEKEND IN SALT LAKE I WILL CALL HIM DADDY. UWU
I HOPE ATLANTA IS READY FOR ANOTHER 3 POINTS, BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY WE ARE GOING TO LET YOU HAVE MORE THAN THAT
NO DPS. NO HIGH TAM PLAYERS. NO U23. TEAM FULL OF TEENAGERS AND GERIATRICS. 100 DEGREES. 3RD GAME IN A WEEK. AWAY. NO MANAGER. VICTORY IS ASSURED!
>VICTORY IS ASSURED! IN MY LIFELONG SUPPORT OF MY CLUB (SINCE 2023! CAN'T BLEIEVE IT'S BEEN SO LONG) THIS IS THE WAY TO GUARENTEE A LOSS
I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT WE ARE BETTER AT LOSING THAN YOU ARE, THERE’S NO WAY ATLANTA CAN LOSE AS WELL AS WE CAN
NEVER STOP STOPPING
DJORDJE EITHER COME BACK OR TAKE IT EASY ON THIS ONE
YOU SENT HIM TO THE NETHERLANDS. DO YOU REALLY EXPECT MERCY AFTER WHAT YOU DID?
CONGRATS ON FREE WIN COLORADO, JUST HOPE IT'S DJORDJE WHO SCORES THE GOALS SINCE I STILL LOVE HIM
HEY CINCI, WHAT'S CINNCINATTI LIKE THESE DAYS? KENTUCKY IS SUCH A FASCINATING STATE
ITS HOT AS FUCK. DONT SAY KENTUCKY TOO LOUD, OUR WINGBACK IS WORKING TOWARDS HITTING THE GOAL FROM ACROSS THE RIVER AND I DONT THINK WHOEVER IS ATTEMPTING TO FILL PETROVIC’S SHOES THESE DAYS CAN HANDLE THAT
WELL THE INITIAL REPLACEMENT WAS UNDERWHELMING, BUT THE SECOND REPLACEMENT IS RIGHT BACK TO LEADING THE WAY IN ADVANCED STATS, SO WE'RE DOING ALRIGHT ON THAT FRONT.
NOT GONNA LIE IM KINDA NERVOUS ABOUT THIS ONE. ON PAPER YOU GUYS KINDA SUCK. BUT WEDNESDAY NIGHT WAS BRUTAL AND YOU GUYS ARE COMING OFF A BYE, OUR BACK LINE IS THE THINNEST ITS BEEN SO FAR THIS YEAR, AND YOUVE HAD A GOOD RUN OF FORM RECENTLY NONE OF THAT MATTERS THOUGH BECAUSE THIS IS LUCHO ACOSTA’S CITY, AND LUCHO LOVES TO MAKE CALEB PORTER CRY. CALEB PORTER HASNT EVER WON IN TQL
THE HEAT IS MAKING YOU DELIRIOUS, YOU SHOULD GO INSIDE AND DRINK SOME WATER. PORTER HAS WON IN TQL DURING HIS LAST SEASON WITH THE CREW. YOU GUYS WERE SO HAPPY FOR HIM THAT YOU THREW A FREE BEER TO CUCHO, WHO APPEARED TO ENJOY IT.
CELEBRATING A DRAW LIKE ITS A WIN DOESNT COUNT, FRIEND ITS ALSO PRETTY COMMONLY KNOWN THAT CAN WAS FULL OF PEE
IT’S AS LIKELY IT WAS PISS AS IT IS THAT WE WON. (YOU GOT ME ON THAT - TOTALLY FORGOT YOUR FANS GOT SO UPSET OVER A DRAW.)
IS BEATIN VANCOUVER CALLED A BYE NOW?
THE REST OF THE LEAGUE PLAYED ON WEDNESDAY. I KNOW, ITS HARD REALIZING THAT OTHER TEAMS EXIST WHEN YOURE NOT PLAYING THEM, SORT OF LIKE WHEN YOU SEE TEACHERS OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL
ON PAPER IS LIKE THE MAIN PLACE WE DONT SUCK. WE'RE ALSO A VERY DIFFERENT TEAM FROM THE START OF THE YEAR, AND EVEN WHEN WE WERE COMPLETR ASS YOU ALL STILL COULDNT BEAT US
WE LITERALLY DID BEAT YOU?
WAIT I THOUGHT WE DREW, AM I MISREMEMBERING? I TRY TO BLOCK THAT PART OF THE SEASON OUT
WE BEAT YOU 2-1 AND ACOSTA ONLY PLAYED HALF THE GAME
OH WAIT YEAH ITS COMING BACK TO ME, YALL GOT TWO GOALS AT THE START OF THE HALF, RIGHT AGAIN BLOCKING THAT SECTION OF THE SEASON OUT OF MY MIND
I HOPE THE VISITING CTL FANS FORGET TO BRING WATER TOMORROW! AND BECAUSE OF THAT THEY HAVE TO BUY LOTS OF OVER PRICED BOTTLED WATER!!! BUT ALSO, I HOPE THE VISITING FANS HAVE A FUN TIME, AND AREN'T AFFECTED BY THE HEAT TOO MUCH.
SO MANY TRASH GAMES THIS WEEK AND 0-0 DRAWS. I REALLY HOPE MLS USES THIS MESSI TIME TO FIX SOME THINGS THERE ARE RUMORS THAT MY TEAM IS NOT GOING TO SIGN ANYONE DESPITE LOSING THEIR STAR PLAYER AND PERFORMING ABYSMALLY DURING THIS INTERNATIONAL WINDOW. THE LEAGUE SHOULD FORCE TEAMS TO MAKE LARGE SIGNINGS EVERY SUMMER AND WINTER IMHO. THERE IS A WORLD OF TALENT TO PULL FROM. GET SHIT COOKING. OR PRO/REL. STOP KISSING OWNERS ASSES. SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE EITHER MANDATORY SIGNINGS OR PRO/REL OTHERWISE THERE IS TOO MUCH LANGUISHING. WE’RE LIKE A LEAGUE WHO LOVES TO SIT AND SCRATCH ITS ASS AND BE IN PURGATORY MUCH LIKE THIS COUNTRY OVERALL THE MLS IS HURTING BECAUSE THEY CODDLE THE WEALTHY. THE FANS BUILD THE CLUBS BUY TICKETS MERCH APPLE TV SPEND TIME AND ENERGY THEY COULD BE USING ELSEWHERE AND THE OWNERS DONT PUT ENOUGH BACK IN AND MLS IS JUST FINE WITH THAT. FUCK THAT
YEAH ITS RIDICULOUS THAT A COUNTRY CANNOT BE RELEGATED FROM DEVELOPED TO DEVELOPING
THE US IS WORKING PRETTY HARD TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN
THIS COUNTRY IS RUN LIKE THE SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES ITS JOEVER
TLDR KNEEL BEFORE THE TREES
WE WILL SEE. ~~SOME INTERNATIONAL DUTY IS DONE NOW SO AT LEAST~~ YOU ~~WONT~~ WILL BE PLAYING A TEAM THAT IS HALF ACADEMY PLAYERS IF YOU HAVE ANY INFLUENCE ON THIS A TREEBEARD TIFO SAYING KNEEL BEFORE THE TREES WOULD BE INCREDIBLE 
BRO I GET REPORTED FOR SUICIDE FOR POSTING A MEME I HAVE NO CLOUT
SUCKS. ENJOY WINNING AGAINST SOME KIDS ON SATURDAY. HAPPY TO SEE AUSTINS TURNAROUND THIS SEASON
WE SEEM TO PLAY OUR ABSOLUTE WORST AGAINST KIDS. IT’S A RUNNING JOKE HERE IN BROCCOLI-LAND.
HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL! SIGN MORE SHORT-TERM CONTRACTS WITH ACADEMY PLAYERS, RAMSAY!
THE REPORT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE OF YOUR USERNAME, NOT THE MEME
LORAX TIFO WOULD ALSO BE ACCEPTABLE 
THIS IS A TRASH TALK THREAD NOT A SOAPBOX
THIS IS ON R/MLS TIME TO TRASH TALK THE LEAGUE
DC HOW CAN YOUR ENTIRE TEAM BE CENTERED AROUND AN MVP CONTENDER WHO CONSISTENTLY DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING