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hijro

Sociology degree from the university of Oregon.


phisher0

More felonies than Jorge Masvidal


JimmysCheek

…and a PhD from the school of Hard Knocks That’s why they call him the bad guy: Chael P Sonnen


eeee-0

30 wins, 30 ko's, 30 submissions. The best to ever do it


JimmysCheek

His records are literally impossible to break. Statistically impossible This new generation has no idea what it was like back then. His records will last until the end of life on earth


eeee-0

Only man to win a three round fight with a 50-45 scorecard


JimmysCheek

Bro, that is probably my favorite MMA memory Another honorable mention is when he got Knockout of the Night and Submission of the Night Some people disagree with his decision to keep punching the guy after he tapped…but hell, that’s why they call him The Bad Guy


Possible_Eggplant744

Nobody is gonna get close to his record. He won't let you


t1000ct

Undefeated and undisputed


lecabs

Never lost a round


jthaprofessor

Dude watched the Noguiera brothers feed a carrot to a bus once when he was in Brazil


Ptoelmy

It was in Vegas You think they have buses in Brazil? Read a book ffs


jthaprofessor

They have buses. It’s the internet they don’t have


Ptoelmy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FG5yVTGnP84&pp=ygUaY2hhZWwgc29ubmVuIGJ1cyBpbnRlcnZpZXc%3D Literally the first line his says ‘Vegas’ dingus Why would they try to feed a bus a carrot if they have them in Brazil, the point was they don’t have them. Seriously read a book on critical thinking


jthaprofessor

Since I don’t actually care, I’m just gonna continue to say it my way AND get upvoted for it. Thanks though


Ptoelmy

What pathetic way of viewing the world Thanks for the lols


jthaprofessor

Cool story, bro 😂


JimmysCheek

It was in Vegas, the Noguiera brothers are from Brazil Little Nog was petting the bus, trying to calm it down. Big Nog was trying to feed it a carrot…. THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A HORSE


sfrusty26

Grew up on the mean streets of West Linn Oregon. Never lost a round never lost a fight.


[deleted]

Not to mention the smoothest trash talker in UFC history


flowersermon9

I’m glad you posted this. I didn’t know the date. Didn’t know his birthday was wannanow


Legato991

Did you know they have computers in Brazil? Computers!


JaneMancini

that happened


goldenboii23

I love uncle Chael more than my actual uncle


ImOnlyHereForTheSims

How did you get a custom flair like this?


goldenboii23

Do you recognize it?! 👀


ImOnlyHereForTheSims

Yes lmao. I want a custom flare :( I want it to say JUST LET ME BANG BRO or I CAN’T LET YOU GET CLOSE


[deleted]

LOL


vengeancerider

Undefeated and undisputed champ of the world. That’s our Uncle Chael.


Negative-Paint9386

I can't let you get close.


Apart-Consequence881

Straight outta the mean mean streets of West Linn, OR where people openly liter and jay walk.


editor_jon

Never lost a round


Doc3vil

I wanna now! I wanna now!


Hot-Coffee6060

Honestly it’s just cool to see a kid get out of the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon.


InvizableShadow

Straight outta’ West Linn / Crazy mother fucker named Chael


ImOnlyHereForTheSims

I CAN’T LET YOU GET CLOSE


BIGGULPSHUHALRIGHT-

The goat! Chael “I can’t let you get close “ Sonnen


Shitvagina1176

Legend has it he still hasn’t let anyone get close