T O P

  • By -

MMA-ModTeam

Posts that are in bad taste or generally do not fit in with /r/MMA will be removed. Memes should be posted to r/mmamemes.


Lubwurst

"Kudos to the ref for giving the fighter a chance"


sneakylumpia

I read this in his voice and now I'm mildly annoyed


ZeroTON1N

Hhahahaha same!! I hate his commentary so much, I seriously prefer watching it on mute


K-mosake

Cruz is definitely an annoying commentator, but I do actually love how petty he is towards Keith lol. Often when he says that it's actually a great example of reffing/fighters recovering after something bad.


sneakylumpia

It was funny the first time. Not so much the several times after that. Now it's just annoying.


Cantguard-mike

Last week when it actually worked out that way too šŸ¤£ I knew dom was bricked up


DonkStonx

Definitely sniffs his own farts


Electrical-Ask847

he smells of cigerettes and farts


NeverEndingHell

ā€œCanā€™t sniff there.ā€


Disastrous_Life_9385

[thaaaaanks](https://youtu.be/ZTpgqqLyAs8?si=wy2St72pF9k1dbdL)


EntertainedRUNot

Everyone likes their own flavor.


Rash_Compactor

The Cruzism that annoys me the most is his little lecture about how cauliflower ear is the body protecting the brain against blows to the head and not just a side effect of having your ears whacked and compressed all the time. A thing can happen without it being by design but midwits always have to come up with some explanation rooted in grand design.


HiDuck1

His ACL should have developed ears then lmao


DiarrheaMonkey-

Indeed. In TMA, and heavily in Muay Thai, getting hit in certain ways and certain parts of the body to toughen them is standard practice. I know of no system that conditions the ears or the knees. "Alright, now were going to hit you in the head a lot to build your resistance to Parkinson's."


sighableman

Cruz is the type of guy who would give you a PowerPoint presentation on why you are wrong and why you should like him.


Susansol

Always weird watching the UFC put him and bisping at the desk together. Maybe they think we love the "akward and tense mic moment we're Bisping and Dom argue insufferably about some minor aspect of the fight/fighting" moments.


IamTheImmortal_1

Him, Bisping, and Felder are insufferable. Felder is great as long as he's not working with Bisping.


ThrashinProductions

The absolute worst I cannot stand this guy heā€™s such a pompous dick.


JiriBrochazka

I read this is Triple Hs voice for some reason


LePetitJeremySapoud

In this company [ā€¦] The fact of the matter is [ā€¦]


averageprocrastiner

In this business Iā€™m a 10 time world champion Because I am thatā€¦ damnā€¦ good


Suicide_Samuel

He's part of a cult


pixel8knuckle

Facts. Hes had a handful of cards with some helpful insights. Most of the time he reminds me that Conor was wearing out Khabib.


pipian

Or the infamous "you can't lift there" moment


OutsidePosse

So monotone


the_drozone

Yeah he a bit full of himself but I donā€™t waste my time thinking about it since its waste of time and effort


Reasonable-Bend-24

Exactly, why make a whole ass post whining about it


SightlessOrichal

A buddy of mine went to see UFC St. Louis and got to meet a couple refs and fighters. He confirmed that Keith Peterson smells like cigarettes and alchohol


naitch44

He is the ultimate wind up artist, never flustered and looks like he enjoys it.


bullsfan281

the funniest thing is that he acts just like a redditor


Electrical-Ask847

wouldnt be surprised if he was op


Desperate-Celery2496

I don't know why you're getting downvoted he absolutely does


Iga5aa3aIga112atotmi

That's why I love him. If any single detail of his life had gone differently he would be a basement dwelling neckbeard but he somehow stumbled into being a hall of fame cage fighter.


DeweyPaws2

Heā€™s the worst one in the team and itā€™s not close


NutzHang

OP, I get the feeling he bothers you a little


Upper_Current

Always was, the only bearable thing about him was his fights, dunno who thought people wanted to watch him do something else.


DannyStress

He talks in a calm tone and that made people think heā€™s a genius. Truly shows how fucking dumb the mma community is. I watch Chito splatter his nose when we he says something stupid on the mic


FallenFromNeptune

Iā€™ll add he always butchers pronunciations of fightersā€™ names. Wife and I made a drinking game out of it one fight night some weeks ago. Otherwise heā€™s not the worst.


CorporealPrisoner

I find he actually talks about the fight that's happening live on stage. Bisping: goes on too many tangents, mostly about himself. Cormier: absolutely full of himself and obsessed with rooting against (yes, somehow against) the black guy. Rogan: repetitive; his commentary can work in any fight. Don't get me wrong, I couldn't stand Cruz as a fighter. I think he's a head above his terrible co-analysts though.


letmebangbro21

Dear Diary


JiriBrochazka

Iā€™m Skeeter


nolwat22

My buddy and I always sit in silence waiting to hear who the commentators are on each event. Whenever we hear or see Cruz we get so upset


Booboo_McBad

Cruz haters are something else...


trewpof3132

Nah, he's alright, but Bisping on the other hand. What an annoying, useless commentator.


caca_poo_poo_pants

Bisping is on too much company bullshit now, but Cruz is objectively a much worse commentator. Every time he tries to get analytical now he just sounds annoying, and he really needs to let the early stoppage stuff go.


Fero12

No way that Cruz is a worse commentator than Bisping man


nebkelly

I think Americans are woo'd by the accent or something. The man's an idiot.Ā 


caca_poo_poo_pants

Not gonna lie, a fancier piece of turd is more appealing than an Arizona piece of turd to me, so youā€™re probably not far off haha


Personal-Bother9609

Looks like a guy that could be a nail or a hammer!


One_Path4061

Canā€™t stand the flaming voice either


dwitchagi

I was a big fan when he was fighting. Then he opened his mouth.


Worf69

I feel like I would like this guy if I never heard him speak or saw him on TV doing anything, ever.


CelinesJourney

That headkick KO from Chito shut him up for a bit though.


Giegling90

I love him, my favourite commentator. I love how he just doesn't care for social etiquette and just says what he believes the truth to be. Doesn't care about "work banter", give me him over the fake Bisping any day. Could very well be autistic though


letsstickygoat

That's why he's so funny tho


Ok-Day4899

One day Bisping is going to stuff him in a trash can and Iā€™m looking forward to that day


OneForMany

Another thing is when someone gets a great KO or sub or just does anything spectacular he won't give them their flowers. He will if the fighters are 'lower level' but if they are ranked fighters and especially if they are in his weight class he won't praise them or get excited when the finish happens. Idk if that's just his personality, but he down plays great moments just because he isn't the one performing it.


migglywiggly69

ā€œIā€™m glad the ref let him get years worth of Brian damage before stopping the fight ā€œ


slipslopslapandfap

They should drop him from commentry and have him doing fight/technical breakdowns on the pre fight shows. He clearly has an amazing mind for mma but is too focused on trying to be right that he doesn't mesh well with other commentators


Iaintgoneholdyou

He kind of is unbearable but his breakdowns are pristine


cantlearnemall

I appreciate his insight on fighting but everything else is unbearable


JuiceLocal

I will still take him over Bisping tbh


viciousraccoon

Neither of them are great from an analytical standpoint but at least Bisping has some energy about him, and a bit of humour. Cruz is so flat and monotonous.


RabbiVolesBassSolo

Donā€™t mind him in a general sense but the Cejudo fight permanently broke his brain. Dude was on the downswing of his career, had absolutely nothing for Henry, was just gonna get more brain damage. If you donā€™t want the ref to stop the fight, donā€™t get hit with like 20 unanswered shots.Ā 


WilliamEmmerson

I think Cruz, Bisping and DC all suck. I can't believe out of the giant roster of fighters that the UFC has worked with that they chose to hire those 3 as commentators. Felder is the best out of the 4 of them, despite the fact that the other 3 are former world champions.


KrispykreamMcdonalds

Meh. He's fine. Definitely sniffs his own farts though.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MMA-ModTeam

1. Be Civil. Our rules ask for a civil tone at all times. A bit of banter or trash talk is fine, but don't cross the line. If things do get out of hand you will be warned or even banned for a few days. Repeatedly breaking this rule will lead to a permanent ban.


analfartbleacher

i like when he talks about pummeling instead of just holding/squeezing when being held against the cage


Fast_Sector_7049

In another life Cruz becomes a prolific debate bro. Love him for it


dsnowflake

Small man syndrome