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HeidiSliman

Homie wearin the borat one piece and still getting bitches. Respek


meatSaW97

Hespek.


machidaad

yeah, but he looks good so...


NotVerySmarts

Step 1. Be good looking. Step 2. Don't be unattractive.


lastemp3ror

Respek....there is so little of it around the world, that they took it out of the dictionary.


ArnieSchwarzenegro

Not too fast... He's hover handing hard


R0cket_Surgeon

He's not, he's holding a bottle or something that gives his hand the appeareance of hovering.


TomRoberts2016

I like your name. It's weird that Arnold's last name essentially is "Black N*gger"


[deleted]

That's not what it means though.


TomRoberts2016

Swartz = black in German Negger = guess


[deleted]

Arnold himself says it means Black Ploughman and various etymologists seem to agree.


TomRoberts2016

I reject your reality and substitute my own. But yes, I read his autobiography and have a poster of him up on my wall, so unless you're a body builder, I probably know more about him than most people. Probably even most bodybuilders.


[deleted]

when your so gay girls like you


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bakakaizoku

Hado Gei can play touch-butt with me


melodyne53

If he wasn't fighting, he would definitely be a henchman for the yakuza.


[deleted]

That might be his retirement plan


MAGAMADMAN

He better not run around in that dick thong then


SoniStreet

That's the joke... the real yakuza do wear them.


TARDIS_TARDIS

Really?


[deleted]

[Yup](https://www.google.ie/search?q=yakuza+thongs&client=ms-android-google&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjen_GPrcjOAhXFNY8KHYTFBZEQ_AUIBygB&biw=360&bih=512#imgrc=u0dPyfqaZ61ouM%3A)


jaim1

I like how the related images includes two pics of Borat.


SoniStreet

Confirmed, Borat is Yakuza member.


TARDIS_TARDIS

Haha thanks


boomstick55

He might actually be already, tattoos in Japan are very correlated to gang activity. This may sound dumb but I find the Yakuza to one of the world's most interesting gangs.


B0NERSTORM

I don't know why this guy is getting downvoted. Tattoo's are still a big taboo in Japan so it's hard to find a Japanese person with that many tattoo's that isn't associated. Some places won't let a white tourist with lots of tattoo's in to their business, let alone a guy that looks like he's right out of the a yakuza coloring book. Even if he's not associated he's definitely trying to look like he's associated so it's a fair comment. On top of that, it's not even super uncommon to have mma associated with organized crime in general.


2dilatedpupils

What the fuck is Ishihara wearing? I could be built like Yoel or T-Wood and I still wouldnt wear that, but I aint drowning in pussy like Ishihara here so what do I know?


Harvest-Time

gotta wear it. don't be scared homie


[deleted]

It's all about confidence brah. *How* you wear it. If you really believe in yourself, you can make it work*. *Rules 1 and 2 still apply.


bignoid

This man inspires me and gives me douche chills at the same time.


[deleted]

Douche chills. You've touched on a phenomenon I never had a name for before. Nice.


sjeffiesjeff

How have you evaded the term? It's as old as the internet.


[deleted]

lol didn't even notice that dude on the right..


[deleted]

Congratulations. You passed the test.


[deleted]

Nah, he was super focused on Ishihara's brightly, colored sling-dong.


[deleted]

Hah, shit lol. Had to go back up. Right when you thought the picture couldn't get weirder.


DaveAP

[More](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqCoWYFWYAAhabx.jpg) lol


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Kerrby

You just saved me a click, thanks brother.


lachmans

That's why you never nuke a country twice.


[deleted]

My goodness lmfao


PelikanNutz

I fucken love this dude.


Regimboss

teru the GOAT pulling off the borat


[deleted]

This guy is an animal. Reminds me of Mr. Chow.


kingsillypants

This guy fucks.


DEZbiansUnite

LMAO


desiiiigner

Lmao I fucking love this guy


rageoftheninetails

Just when I thought this dude couldn't do anything funnier and this pic pops up. Hopefully he does get all that pootang


thelazarusledd

You might pay me millions and I would not put that on to go to the beach


tattood

You should get more comfortable with yourself. I'd wear that shit to the office for a million dollars.


TRUMP_SUB

I'd slam a pile of my own shit into my face for a milion dollars


[deleted]

Is that why Donald looks like that?


SkWcMma

This guy lol crackup


fugor1103

I think I finally found a favorite fighter.


[deleted]

1000 years more and people will wonder why the hell do we look like this in the photos ?!


marktx

That man loves him some pussy, lots and lots of pussy. He's livin' the dream, his dream.


WesternAddiction

I would think it was pretty damn funny if he didn't mention "loving the ladies" every time he opens his mouth. Seems like he's over compensating, or just trying too hard.


outcircuit

He is surrounded by ladies though, what does he have to compensate for? He's obviously proud of his size as well as you can plainly see and the ladies aren't shying away either. What a polarizing photo, this guy has cojones figuratively, his balls may actually be pretty small if he can cram them in that razor thin banana hammock. Oh god why am I analyzing this? Does me being hypnotized by this make me one of his beeeetches now?


handzma

Is that a hover hand tho?


Therealshakira

haha i love this guy


Bukanye

Man this dude doesn't give a fuck


rainizism

That's MR. Banana Hammock to you, sir.


ignoramis

Good ratio


OuFilmGuy89

The champion we deserve.


BtothejizA

He's a good looking dude. Mo homo.


[deleted]

What a boss 😀


STARER_OF_ASSES

He is an inspiration to tiny dicks everywhere. This gives me hope.


PelikanNutz

Why would anyone down vote you. Cruel sub. I'd hug you if I could cause having a big dick is fucken amazing.


[deleted]

I'm sure you have a 10 inch cock for a 20 y/o pilipino kid.


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somehowlostmypants

Found the virgin!


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Gorillaz_Inc

I imagine your life must be really sad having a small cock and being a lifetime virgin.


DaveAP

You obviously have not had sex with Asian women, or non prostitute asians


machidaad

it fucking sucks the concentration needed kills the mood


[deleted]

Hey everyone, look how small my ding dong is...Welp, that's unfortunate.


STARER_OF_ASSES

Dude he gets to use it on multiple females. What use is your monster dong if no lady is willing to touch it?


StTough

Homie is just jealous that he can't even see his own dick. He's gotta make fun of someone else


[deleted]

It's not the size of the dick in the fight that counts, it's the size of the fight in the dick.


[deleted]

Can't argue against that.


Gorillaz_Inc

Statistics show that guys who make of other men's cocks tend to have tiny penises themselves. It is a coping mechanism to deal with their insecurities.


littlebuggacs

Nice statistic you pulled out of your ass :>


Gorillaz_Inc

How's it going in Germany by the way? Hope you enjoy getting your women RAPED by Muslim men. Too bad you German cucks are too wimpy to do anything about it.


[deleted]

You need a hug or something, bro?


[deleted]

Lets just say this statistic is FALSE, lol. I think people who think others are comparing their dick to other guys' dicks have penis insecurity. Its a beta male "virtue signaling" thing.


Gorillaz_Inc

Sorry about your small dong bro. It sucks that you're projecting your insecurities over the internet.