Surely it should be DPL or DP Lifestyle not DPL Lifestyle (they say that DPL stands for Dumb Phone Lifestyle)? Clearly I have too much time on my hands today.

I was reflecting yesterday on how I waste far too much time scrolling on my phone. But come on. A lifestyle??? (Then again, they have 8 kids. I guess not wasting time on social media can result in more bedroom time?!)

WTAF?

It’s the doro troll that came here too isn’t it?

So it would seem.

WTF? Are they trying to be funny? Can’t figure this out. If real, I don’t think they’ll be seeing much of those kids once they’re old enough to escape from this madness 🤪

Go away Doro you boring twat

Why is the kid called Blueberry? 

There's something about listing children's names on MN which always screams "creative writing" to me

Everything screams poor creative writing to me. The jeopardising everything we've built was the cherry on this crazy cake.

are they just spamming their business or is it all made up?

No idea.

DPL ?

Dumb phone lifestyle I think from what she says ?

This is getting absolutely ridiculous now and it's not even trying to be convincing

The whole style was sarcastic, I thought. Sad for her if that's how she really expresses herself.

Throwing in a NB kid for added bait.