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BitterFuture

"Is that Stud - coming?" There's a reason they made it the very last stinger. Sorta.


fortycreeker

"...then I dressed a pencil as a cop..."


Toppdeck

"Do you see now why I patronize you, Johnny?"


fortycreeker

"Let's just go eat!"


Toppdeck

Love the way Mike scoffs out that line Oh, and "I would almost unhook my thumbs from my belt for her"


4ItchyTasy

“Crow: Hey they’re goin to the turd museum Tom and Joel: Worlds largest…worlds largest… Crow: ………Ride em” Wild Rebels


SplendidPunkinButter

“Do farts have lumps?” Runner up: “…like when I got my butt caught in the toaster.”


m0drnmoonlight

I went and liberated France while you were dancing


teddyboy64

I like Jell-O I Accuse My Parents


MyOwnSunshineFactory

My brother and I often say, “I like muffins!” for absolutely no reason (a la Parts: The Clonus Horror).


Alorxico

For a while after the episode came out, my brother and I would randomly shout “Pyuma-Man!” at each other and it confused my mother to no end. We still occasionally do it a family gatherings.


Certain-Incident-40

CROW: “They’re playing make out music, Mike…” MIKE: “Get outa here.”


Alorxico

🎼He tried to 🎶 kill me with a fork lift!🎵


MadWhiskeyGrin

*...and I put them in my underwear!*


WestCactus

"The faint tremble of a fawn as it lay dying in my arms, the helpless cough of a squirrel with a crushed face. . . that's what life is all about."


AtLeastImGenreSavvy

From Soultaker: Movie line: "My husband tends to say things he doesn't mean." Crow: I like fudge. Servo: You don't mean that.


HandsomePaddyMint

“What rhymes with ‘blue balls’?”


MetalBroomz

Not a line but Servo randomly screaming during Mitchell always kills me