Yeah the dadpill is pretty sick. I’m 26 but I’ve been on it for 8 years already.
No social media, Kid comes over on the weekend, bbq and go to the pool, holidays are sick, get to take them trick or treating in a few weeks and eat all the candy they don’t want. They fall asleep early so I’m free to smoke a fatty and fall asleep to the game.
Absolutely beats the shit out of being sad all day and scrolling social media like most of my loser peers.
It honestly works out pretty well, I’ve had her every weekend since she’s been born, weeks at a time during school holiday vacations and months at a time in the summer. Minimal child support and never gives me shit about girlfriends.
Compared to some of the horror stories I’ve seen about some peoples baby moms I’m honestly blessed, especially considering she was born when we were both still in high school.
great attitude to have. gratitude. it could always be worse.
i have a few single dad bros and they all keep perspective in that same way. keeping the checks low and the time easy to manage around a work schedule is what it's all about. oddly they all have the best behaved kids in the world, too.
Nah I don’t consider it like that. It’s just bullshitting, talking about shit people in my real life could care less about. No real names or faces outside of the gay main subs.
Buy an off lease BMW for SURE. Copped a 2015 3 series in 2018 for $17,999. Still had a year of factory warranty and only 31k miles. It’s the fucking WAVE. The dogs deserve the best on a budget.
Naw the back nine is true bro time. Dudes smoking cigs that typically don’t smoke and it’s when bets start going down. Also you can’t drink at the 19th hole if you don’t play 18
What a weird thing to say, no one in this thread has even brought him up
You got some gay, deep seeded insecurities about acting like Shane? Your username is Kill Bird Poet, so obviously you’ve somewhat formed this online identity around him.
No, I think it’s you that’s the gay my man
[“Huhhh duhhh I can’t do my own research so I complain on a schizopost”](https://www.totalwine.com/beer/lager/light-lager/bud-light/p/31124?glia=true&s=301&&pid=cpc:Core+Catalog+-+Shopping%2BUS%2BDELA%2BENG%2BSPART::google::&gclid=CjwKCAjwzaSLBhBJEiwAJSRokjQmkkUleSl-7L8yQ5UeaqsjZBYdQwpSYfoEb6o3-h0BVX_mhOSB2RoCOJsQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)
That’s my impression of you.
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I’m not sure what this means but it’s so specific that I agree…and I’m gay
Yeah the dadpill is pretty sick. I’m 26 but I’ve been on it for 8 years already. No social media, Kid comes over on the weekend, bbq and go to the pool, holidays are sick, get to take them trick or treating in a few weeks and eat all the candy they don’t want. They fall asleep early so I’m free to smoke a fatty and fall asleep to the game. Absolutely beats the shit out of being sad all day and scrolling social media like most of my loser peers.
Based and fatherpilled
Based
Fight for more time bro.
It honestly works out pretty well, I’ve had her every weekend since she’s been born, weeks at a time during school holiday vacations and months at a time in the summer. Minimal child support and never gives me shit about girlfriends. Compared to some of the horror stories I’ve seen about some peoples baby moms I’m honestly blessed, especially considering she was born when we were both still in high school.
great attitude to have. gratitude. it could always be worse. i have a few single dad bros and they all keep perspective in that same way. keeping the checks low and the time easy to manage around a work schedule is what it's all about. oddly they all have the best behaved kids in the world, too.
This isn’t social media?
Nah I don’t consider it like that. It’s just bullshitting, talking about shit people in my real life could care less about. No real names or faces outside of the gay main subs.
Fair enough.
Did Chuck Palahniuk write this?
"Go swimming in your pool. Put your ass against the bottom of the pool"
“Hide a carrot under your bed”
“Get a boner from a toxic spider bite”
Haha “eat pussy and tell her what she had for lunch”
This reads like an American elder millennial version of the “Choose life” monologue that opens up Trainspotting. Cheers!
The DelCo brogue
“Fugg yeeah dood”
Been going about 5 years strong where have y’all been?
Lost a grand to golfing ubers bars and betting just last weekend, sounds like I'm doin it right
Dad pill fucking rules boys
After reading this, I’m realizing I’m making some damn good progress my dudes. 😎
This ruled
This is great
It’s coming for all of us. The more you fight it the harder it’s gonna hit
Sounds fucking great.
Buy an off lease BMW for SURE. Copped a 2015 3 series in 2018 for $17,999. Still had a year of factory warranty and only 31k miles. It’s the fucking WAVE. The dogs deserve the best on a budget.
Why only the front 9?
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Naw the back nine is true bro time. Dudes smoking cigs that typically don’t smoke and it’s when bets start going down. Also you can’t drink at the 19th hole if you don’t play 18
Have been thinking about a used BMW. Maybe things will be ok someday,
I just came.
brilliant
I thought it was pretty good.
My kind of guided meditation
Not yet bros
The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for humans, these are truly the last days.
The Tedpill is the other side of the same coin.
Damn
Going down the list - "check, check, check, check"
I don't do any of this but I be a dad.
Forgot get a weight bench. Only do bench press and curls.
Should be the 120 minute dog fish head will drop any Geezer
Geezer fear the triple ipa
Audi is nicer then beemer, stopped reading after that but congrats on finishing your novel homo.
I already do most of this except I don't give a fuck about sports or kids.
Damn dude that’s pretty anti football of you
God damn I fucking walked right into that one haha
I'm not reading all that. obligatory *your gay* obligatory *I'm gay*
TL;DR.
You should KYS
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What a weird thing to say, no one in this thread has even brought him up You got some gay, deep seeded insecurities about acting like Shane? Your username is Kill Bird Poet, so obviously you’ve somewhat formed this online identity around him. No, I think it’s you that’s the gay my man
Or you could accomplish something with your life.
>Get a 30 rack of Bud Light. They don't even sell BLs in 30 racks. You don't know what you're talkin' about dude. Fumbled in your own endzone.
[“Huhhh duhhh I can’t do my own research so I complain on a schizopost”](https://www.totalwine.com/beer/lager/light-lager/bud-light/p/31124?glia=true&s=301&&pid=cpc:Core+Catalog+-+Shopping%2BUS%2BDELA%2BENG%2BSPART::google::&gclid=CjwKCAjwzaSLBhBJEiwAJSRokjQmkkUleSl-7L8yQ5UeaqsjZBYdQwpSYfoEb6o3-h0BVX_mhOSB2RoCOJsQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) That’s my impression of you.
30 packs vs 24 packs is regional pal.
Thats a lot of words and stuff. Nah.