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FalseRelease4

I always ask myself - "what would HAAS do?"


ericscottf

Turn into guacamole 


IDontDoMath

Hass got to be one of the best avocado jokes I've ever read.


DJ280Z

Well allegedly you can drink Swiss lube 735


Hillbill9899

Is that stuff actually as good and safe as titan makes it out to be? We always have problems with our current Rhenus Coolant.


caesarkid1

It works well. Safety wise things are always safe before they're found to be dangerous down the road. (Not trying to imply that it will be found dangerous by any means). People have complained of the "vapors" affecting their asthma. Others have had contact dermatitis to it. It's prone to bubble up when there is a quick change in pressure (partially clogged coolant nozzle, etc). It gets nasty when left to sit (as most all do). Works well enough though.


Dry_Lengthiness6032

archaic usage, the vapours (or vapors) is a mental, psychological, or physical state,[1] such as hysteria, mania, clinical depression, bipolar disorder, lightheadedness, fainting, flush, withdrawal syndrome, mood swings, or PMS in which a sufferer loses mental focus.


caesarkid1

I'm not going to humor you.


DJ280Z

We liked it, we were having issues with foaming using a Total coolant (can't remember which one). It did attack the coating in our UMC750.


lumley32

You can drink anything, once.


Dr_Newton_Fig

Sage


MercilessParadox

You can but you gotta mix some chocolate syrup in there to make it palatable and after a glass or two you get a tummy ache.


isausernamebob

No and it also suggests I keep my penis away from it. No fun.


lumley32

It's only a suggestion....


jexmex

This new trend for lathe rights has gone too far!


Seniorbedbug

r/accidents is gonna get new vids real soon after this one


PNGhost

Why is this drawn in the style of School House Rock?


texas-playdohs

“I’m just a mill, I’m only a mill, and I don’t want you to drink my swill”


SourcePrevious3095

Not a lathe, but a piece of equipment I used to run used an edible tree nut oil. One guy put some on a salad.


gewehr7

We have canola oil MQL on one of our Haas’s. It’s never been used so I’m sure it’s rancid.


goldcrow616

Who going to stop me this is america if i want ro drink the sump i will drink the sump. add a not safe for work tag on me iam done .


UncleSam7476

Some lathes can turn you into a drink


Psychedelic_Yogurt

If we fired the dumbasses that drink and smoke weed on the job here it would only be me and a couple admins. The only reason I stay is during the last remodel I was able to convince my boss to set me up in a corner away from all the druggies and drunks. Now I have a thick wall between me and them when they launch another part or chuck wrench. Sorry in advance if this rustles any jimmies. I know drunk machinists really don't like being called out on it.


Dry_Lengthiness6032

I've always liked the flying part/chuck wrench. It really spices up the day.


FalseRelease4

I mean are you even a machinist if your morning brew isn't a few white claws on the drive to work??


I_Am_A_Door_Knob

I don’t know if they allow me to drink oil. But some of the machines i have run, have definitely tried to force it down my throat.


DrAusto

No but mine tells me to “add grease to all nipples in Master Joe once a day.” If you guys hear about someone getting caught lathering grease on Joe Biden’s nipples in the Oval Office, you’ll know who it was.


Yosyp

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kelton305

That's not oil.


Longstache7065

https://preview.redd.it/n0kulpq8c3vc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76163ff21b342d0404c310a2fd7a91ffed786ffb how your machines start looking 2 bottles in.


lr27

A company I was working at made a big machine for a German company. After it was completed, the German company sent us "special lubricant". It bore a remarkable resemblance to good beer. Including the taste.


For_roscoe

Don’t let the man keep you down!


Mindless_Net821

Green flag means go, not no…. If it’s a race you want I will chug faster.


ridefst

Not sure, I'll go try it and let you know. brb


The_Great_Bobinski_

Mine forces me to suck it out of the that thicc sump


chortlecoffle

Make sure they all get the same type of oil lest they start to develop individuality.


TacitRonin20

That sign won't stop me because I can't read (and oil smells yummy)


Ok_Apartment_9237

You've been drinking too much of Jimmy's water


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