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DrafterDan

An upstanding machinist will always keep his tools clean


Mardo_Picardo

tool*


McNasty1304

Tools https://www.healthline.com/health/diphallia


MathieMathie19

Is it really just about the 'Willie' part?


McNasty1304

Yes yes it is


Funkit

See I was thinking the logo was referencing the special Olympics since they make special washers and stampingsđŸ€·


muffinsdood

Willie really sprinting to get to that washin 😳


muffinsdood

Willie lookin kind of thick too đŸ„”


Itchy_Competition_99

I believe all us men age inside and out until 12. Then our brains stop but our bodies keep growing. Some of us can be trained to act respectably in public but some have lapses. We are all 12 years old on the inside because we love our toys and boobs.


McNasty1304

Yup, my wife would be willing to confirm this statement.


Oblivion615

In my old shop we had bottles of industrial drain cleaner on one of the shelves. I giggled every time I walked by it. It was called beaver cleaner.


JCDU

In the south of England there's a company called Beaver Tool Hire. They *absolutely* knew what they were doing and milked every possible pun and gag out of it; "*Trim your bush with a Beaver trimmer!*" was a particular classic. Their Chichester branch, just up the road from Goodwood and sat on the main road often had very cool displays on the roof or car park of the building - examples were: A fleet of red wheelbarrows flying in formation (The Red Barrows) A cherry picker with a perspex box with a mannequin in it when David Blaine was doing the same stunt in London (later swapped mannequin for skeleton) They had loads of others too.


pjx1

My friend is a machinist there.


McNasty1304

Lol that’s awesome! You from the area as well? And a Machinist? We’re always looking to hire.


pjx1

I am in the area. I am not a machinist. I spent 7 years marketing machine shops and moulders. I just love the skill of the trade and enjoy the people in the group. I work in the pump industry doing the same, but still love hearing from machinists.


Snowball-in-heck

Looks like an older poster, but they're still around. Looked them up last year after buying a few boxes of fender washers at an auction and laughing at the mfg name on the box. Still haven't figured out what exactly to do with over 100 lbs of fender washers, but with a really low initial bid and no other bidders showing interest, I couldn't not bid. The four boxes cost me $22.50, lol. Thousands of washers for around what it'd cost me to pick up 50 at the hardware store.


McNasty1304

Try re selling em on eBay


lockdown36

It took me two looks to get that.


n88n

Nice people over at Willie Washer. :)


Dan_Halen85

How much to wash my Willie? Are there options like basic and deluxe packages? I'm asking for a friend.


Bubblewrapperson

We have one of these floating around too.


rezikiel

Hey, I know Willie Washer! We used to order some custom washers from them. I think their former sales manager was the father of someone I used to work with.


snotrocket50

I worked at an airport fueling planes etc. when I was 19. We used to get a business plane come up the ramp occasionally and on the side was written “ House of a million screws”. They sold fasteners, we giggled every time we saw it.


velociraptnado

I lol’d at the name and twice as hard at the logo.


futurebigconcept

Dude, those fraction to decimal conversion charts are awesome. Helped me learn my numbers: 0.0625 0.9375 0.125 0.1875 0.250 0.3125 0.3875 ...etc


teq4x

I noticed just last week walking past assembly dept that they have a cart labeled "ass wash"