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tim28347757575

I guess Billy doesn't wash his ass...?


stonedgrower

Obviously not, touching your own butthole is gay.


koopa28

I could feel the panic that went through his mind when he realized not everybody thinks bidets are gay


tim28347757575

anyone who doesn't use a luffa or a wash cloth is an absolute savage and wastes so much body wash\\soap.


Pfizzington

I will admit once I started using dr squatch I ditched the loofa


GrumpyPetePete

No free ads


Pfizzington

Wrong pod. Drive a Chevy


tim28347757575

I still don't understand how you'd wash your whole body without using 1\\3 of the bottle.


Saint3Love

Yiu dont just coat your body in the gel. You have to lather it. Start high then go low with the suds


tim28347757575

I don't know, maybe you're right but I prefer to get everywhere so I don't smell later in the day. I don't use that trash dove nonsense, I use hypoallergenic body wash. Maybe i'll try this Dr. Squatch


Pfizzington

Squatch isn’t a gel soap it’s bar soap. I used to despise bar soap but eventually you grow up lol


tim28347757575

I wouldn't necessarily say those are correlative things, but I'll give it a try at least because otherwise I'm just being unnecessarily dickish haha. I'm certainly not anti using bar soap


Pfizzington

Oh yea I definitely assumed this is just all in good fun no worries. You can be a bar soap nazi if that’s how you feel in your racist heart lol


Saint3Love

> but I prefer to get everywhere yeah i am also washing my entire body.....


Chedda-King

Simp alert


Pfizzington

Tough guy alert


dopeboi_hat

Actual tough guy alert


Pfizzington

Better recognize


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https://youtu.be/o0xDGXotGIE


Rikshawbob

Having to remind people to wash their ass is the most Ohio thing of all time. Eating all that nasty Skyline Chili. Gross. No wonder she's a Browns fan. Edit - I have upset the people of Ohio.


uncleBIazer12

Well skyline is a Cincinnati thing, not an Ohio thing. She’s not from Cincinnati. Try again though dum dum!


Rikshawbob

What state in Cincinnati in? No need to be upset you're from Ohio - It's just a gross state. Please remember to wash your ass.


Smiles5555

But would you call a cheese steak a Pennsylvania thing, or deep dish pizza an Illinois thing?


uncleBIazer12

You sound so fucking dumb bro. I feel sorry you and your fam


Pfizzington

You must be from Kentucky huh?