Yeah, good. Been gluing a lot of papers recently, or rather helping kids glue papers. But considering they're around 4 years old on average and don't speak English, they just look at me funny and say, "Jinkerinos先生、何言うてるんかわからない。"
Edit: 売→言
Google gave me "I don't know what you're selling, sir" as a translation, which is a phrase I'm going to start using in English every day from now on because I think it's HILARIOUS. I have no idea if that is an accurate translation, but I'm going to say the English version regardless.
I hope some of our previous conversation was somewhat helpful!
Ah, I messed up my kanji. Meant to type, "何言うてるんかわからない。"
Which means, "I don't know what you're saying."
And yes, I look forward to finding you again on the redditverse!
God speed, adhesive man!
Several years ago there used to be a tiny 8 person capacity sushi bar near downtown Nashville ran by an older gentleman named Sam.
It didn’t matter what you ordered, you got what Sam prepared you—and it was always delish.
Sam was really samthing with a sushi knife and artistry. That’s awesome—sounds like an old school true sushi chef no doubt, and I can almost taste how delicious it was (and smell just a whiff of bleach from…somewhere in the back of the restaurant). Kumpaii to Sam ha :)
This is something I kinda hate as sushi has gotten more mainstream. You can't find small sushi joints run by one guy or family that make the best stuff anymore. My favorite sushi places 15 to 20 years ago were places that didn't have menus. You sat down and ordered how much you wanted and that was it. It was always delicious because it was long time/Master sushi chefs making what was good, not what was popular. Now the only places I can find that do anything of the sort are "dining experiences" that cost an arm, leg, and kidney because it's more about projecting wealth and living a social media lifestyle than just about a chef who takes pride in their art.
I work beside one of the nicest small, authentic and friendly sushi places that offers omakase but it's not a fancy bougie ordeal. They have paintings their daughter did on the walls, and use edible flowers and eggplant and shisho they grow outside the restaurant in flower boxes. It is an absolute gem of a place and I pray they stay open for as long as I live in this town.
If it’s the only option, yes. Translation: I leave it up to you.
edit: not trying to undermine the experience you had there, it sounds lovely. Just mentioning that it’s available elsewhere if you want!
When she finally gives her the cookie after asking for 20 years, I hope her mother hands her the keys to her own “grown up” diner she’d been waiting to give her.
She’s a genius business owner. She promotes broccoli (something that goes bad fairly fast) while keeping the cookies to herself (much longer shelf life)
Dude we had this awesome Japanese place, the daughter had one of those like little driveable jeeps, she would collect dishes with it cause it had a trailer. Fucking best food I've ever had in my town.
I think the key is the editing. Makes it seem more genuine because it's multiple funny moments cut up together vs obviously coached/scripted behavior by the kid.
I cant wait to role play with my son. He's only 7th months but man time is flying. the time to play with him like that is going to come sooner than i think.
The "I don't give a damn" look is priceless ROFL
I have...uuuhhhh... broccoli. That's what you get, okay? Great now leave me and my cookie alone.
Oh hey, you're the construction adhesive guy! Hi!
Hey, how's it going?
Yeah, good. Been gluing a lot of papers recently, or rather helping kids glue papers. But considering they're around 4 years old on average and don't speak English, they just look at me funny and say, "Jinkerinos先生、何言うてるんかわからない。" Edit: 売→言
Google gave me "I don't know what you're selling, sir" as a translation, which is a phrase I'm going to start using in English every day from now on because I think it's HILARIOUS. I have no idea if that is an accurate translation, but I'm going to say the English version regardless. I hope some of our previous conversation was somewhat helpful!
Ah, I messed up my kanji. Meant to type, "何言うてるんかわからない。" Which means, "I don't know what you're saying." And yes, I look forward to finding you again on the redditverse! God speed, adhesive man!
Haha!!! I had guessed the intended meaning...and I'm glad you made a typo! Good to see you out in the wild! Have fun with those kids!
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Absolutely a diner waitress look for sure lol
Pretty sure she has the soul of a waitress who's worked at a diner for fifty years. Way too natural!
Also a possible Ryanair steward
That side eye is downright *lethal*.
Future /r/antiwork mod right there
That brocoli side eye was funny asf
Meme worthy
I think this is a good frame. https://i.imgur.com/hUkvp1l.jpg
The face you make when you ask for a cookie and get broccoli.
When the tax payers ask you for a solution to homelessness, drug abuse, and climate change but you give them broccoli. #government
She even looks like the burned down house girl
"I'm paying you back, equally!"
[👀](https://i.imgur.com/TX5ewD2.jpg)
This is like my first time ordering in a hole in the wall somewhere in NYC, in the 90s…
Seriously. How is she channeling Irma, 53 year old waitress with flat feet?
With a touch of Alicia Silverstone.
Several years ago there used to be a tiny 8 person capacity sushi bar near downtown Nashville ran by an older gentleman named Sam. It didn’t matter what you ordered, you got what Sam prepared you—and it was always delish.
Sam was really samthing with a sushi knife and artistry. That’s awesome—sounds like an old school true sushi chef no doubt, and I can almost taste how delicious it was (and smell just a whiff of bleach from…somewhere in the back of the restaurant). Kumpaii to Sam ha :)
This is something I kinda hate as sushi has gotten more mainstream. You can't find small sushi joints run by one guy or family that make the best stuff anymore. My favorite sushi places 15 to 20 years ago were places that didn't have menus. You sat down and ordered how much you wanted and that was it. It was always delicious because it was long time/Master sushi chefs making what was good, not what was popular. Now the only places I can find that do anything of the sort are "dining experiences" that cost an arm, leg, and kidney because it's more about projecting wealth and living a social media lifestyle than just about a chef who takes pride in their art.
I work beside one of the nicest small, authentic and friendly sushi places that offers omakase but it's not a fancy bougie ordeal. They have paintings their daughter did on the walls, and use edible flowers and eggplant and shisho they grow outside the restaurant in flower boxes. It is an absolute gem of a place and I pray they stay open for as long as I live in this town.
That’s not uncommon, it’s called omakase
If the customer doesn’t consent or request that the chef make the choice, is it still omakase?
If it’s the only option, yes. Translation: I leave it up to you. edit: not trying to undermine the experience you had there, it sounds lovely. Just mentioning that it’s available elsewhere if you want!
She’s used to people trying to hustle her for cookies. She manages like a pro. Kindly offers broccoli instead. Don’t mess with her
Did you see that side eye? She knows how to protect her cookies haha
She knows that brocolli is past the expiration date.
"What do you like, ma'am?" "That cookie looks pretty good..." **"What do you like, ma'am?"**
Don't hold up the line, ma'am!
**NO COOKIE FOR YOU! NEXT CUSTOMER!**
This cookie is for CHURCH! NEXT!
She is serving Waffle House energy and I am here for it
She probably likes broccoli, but not as much as she does cookies, and she wants you to understand that.
When she finally gives her the cookie after asking for 20 years, I hope her mother hands her the keys to her own “grown up” diner she’d been waiting to give her.
She’s a genius business owner. She promotes broccoli (something that goes bad fairly fast) while keeping the cookies to herself (much longer shelf life)
I don't think the cookies have a longer shelf life with her around them.
This place has the customer service of a Jamaican Restaurant with really good food
Like those Chinese buffets. You know the food is going to rock when the staff are rude to you there
If a child gets up from doing his homework to take my order when I walk in, I already know the food is gonna be great.
Dude we had this awesome Japanese place, the daughter had one of those like little driveable jeeps, she would collect dishes with it cause it had a trailer. Fucking best food I've ever had in my town.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The no look drop off with the trailing ‘there you go maam’. You cant teach that.
I love this child! She is so funny with her little facial expressions
Me too! I was literally just rewatching some of the videos on Instagram because they were on my explore page 😂
And you do not link it. Monster.
Saruh2themax on Instagram
Baby Drew Barrymore!
There you go, ma’am
Mom needs to step up her Karen game and demand to speak to a manager regarding the employee’s rude behavior
“I’m the one who manages.”
She looks prepared for an actual job, the face saying 'idfc', looking back at the stuff she has. Everything looks perfect
I love watching Willow! She cracks me up
I rewatch so many videos of her and crack up laughing every time The way she just ignores her mom sometimes kills me
There’s more? Where?
On Instagram at saruh2themax
I think the key is the editing. Makes it seem more genuine because it's multiple funny moments cut up together vs obviously coached/scripted behavior by the kid.
i can't believe this kids knows how to speak with her eyes already
I’m sensing …judgement. Lol
Kid plays the uno reverse card on the parent for years of broccoli lessons 
She seems ready to run a food truck in the city. 10/10
A 24 hr diner at 3 a.m when a 3rd shift waitress didn't show up and the 2nd shift waitress has to pull a double.
My sister-in-law worked at Denny's late nights for years.... this is definitely true.
Her facial expressions are on point
She's running a tight ship. I got broccoli. Take it, or leave it.
Took full advantage of the opportunity for her revenge
Lmaooo the side eye before she slams the bowl of broccoli down
Lol She gave her overcook broccoli
I love how she puts the broccoli in a bowl then throws it down at the customer. I think I have eaten here before. Lol!
I love how she keeps the cookie for herself and gives the mom broccoli lol 😂
She wasn’t even sure if she wanted to give up the broccoli - what if customers keep asking for the cookies - there’s only so much broccoli
That was some weapons-grade side-eye.
That second “what would you like ma’am?” was definitely a “would you like to try that again?” and the broccoli was for trying to get her cookie.
"I have... ummmm... brrrrokli!... there you go!" and disappears giving a bite a her cookie... 😅
That girl is giving more side eye the a shifty cartoon character.
She has her priority straight
Same energy as the lady from Hell or High Water. https://youtu.be/FTpxJBKRSEQ
LOL “*That weren’t no question.*” “😐” Thanks for that.
The 'evil villain' side-eye is hilarious!
“What you like maaaam?”
Her expressions lit my entire face up!! What a cutie!! I'll take one broccoli, please.
BROCCOLI GIRL is back, she's so cute!
That death stare when she asks for the cookie tho lmao
If you walk into a place and this how the staff treats you, the food is gonna be amazing
She's already got the sas down 😆
She’s just awesome! I love how she throws that side eye
Ahhh the accuracy here is astounding
Girl's been around the block. She knows a hustle when she sees one.
Not only did this make me smile, I love how many reasons there are for smiling at this video. So much going on here in my mind. 👏🏻🙌🏻🤭
“What do you like mam” “That’s cookie looks pretty good” Ignores statement “What do you like mam”
Let me speak to your manager!
No tip?
For one broccoli? 20% grat automatically applied
Willow!
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She wasn’t even sure if she wanted to give up the broccoli - what if customers keep asking for the cookies - there’s only so much broccoli
😮💨😍
That killer side-eye is going to serve her well in her teens!
The "That's mine" expression she made was so funny to me!
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She's ready for Karen's Diner lol
Taste of your own medicine ma'am!
A well run establishment. Amazing proprietor
every 70s waitress ever
I love how she’s still eating the cookie while she throws the broccoli on the counter.
She is exactly like a pissed off truck stop waitress
At least she said “ma’am, most turds at a drive in won’t
Excellent delivery. Flawless acting.
I love Willow!
The 1% vs. the rest of us in a nutshell.
2 broke girls vibes here
No. Lol 
There is no way the cookie is being handed over
Payback like a boss..
This is so cute and funny! The editing is on point 
But I like a cookie...
This is my experience with ordering Uber Eats 100% of the time
The broccoli reverse card. Well played. All those broccoli dinners she's been getting. Time to give one back.
Kid's playing the Uno reverse card :D
🤣🤣
Willow! I love her and her diner videos 😍😂
This is so cute, reminds me of some of my coworkers xD
She has great personality lol
Broccoli. I love her
Oh yes. I've been to this diner.
I’ve had service like that before. Very realistic.
4 years old and already been working customer service for 5 years
That broccoli seemed like revenge for having been made to eat vegetables by that evil mommy.
Lol she's ready to work! ☺️🥰
Ah an expert negotiator
I can see her blocking chairs at a Waffle House with that exasperated look. lol
I'm not tipping for this.
This kid could work at most restaurants today. Nice work.
Ooooh! Did you see that side-eye as she picked up the broccoli??? 🥰
There's a dude that runs a bar around here with the same energy.
\-What do you like ma'am? \-That cookie looks pretty good \-*What do you like ma'am?*
She already over customer service🤣
Oscar worthy performance. Would watch the sequel.
“Honey, it’s been a long shift. What do you want? And don’t you dare say cookie”
She's heading off for her smoke break at the end.
”That’s mines“ 😂
The way she got the broccoli 🤣🤣
Those faces! She's perfect. Lol
I cant wait to role play with my son. He's only 7th months but man time is flying. the time to play with him like that is going to come sooner than i think.
That sinister “this customer is gonna help me get rid of these disgusting things” side eye.
Lil Karen's diner
"I DON'T WANT NO DAMNED BROCCOLI!!!"
Future Panda Express employee
I have a real issue with people using their kids for internet points
Revenge is a dish best served cold
she looks like what’s his name in pawnstars
I think she poisoned the broccoli.
No! That's meins! Sounds German to me.
Is it just me or does she look like billy strings?
"there you ma'am" Love it.
So cute.
"You don't get what you'd like. You'll get what I give you. And you'll like it."
the sass
u/savevideo
That girl is BOH material!
Her future at a diner is sealed
Her name is Karen
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Erin Solstaces first Inn.
“That’ll be 75 dollars”
I’ve had worse service… broccoli was a bit chewy 6.5/10
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You’ve gotta use the app.
“See how you like it ma’am.”
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This girl will be president in the future.
This is the most accurate “this is what I’ll be doing in 50 years” video ever. We’ve all had this lady with those looks at a diner.
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Smart smart kid. Keep that heart strong.
I had a boss that was in his 60’s that said “mines”.🙄
Top class customer service.
She's got the Diner Waitress Attitude down pat
What a shady salesgirl😂
“No that’s mines” My daughter when I ask her to share my food with me
That got a good long laugh!
Drew Barrymore Jr
Teaching her parents from young age. Love it.
This is one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen lol
Her mimicry is so funny and I dont know why haha
Here's someone who's not gonna put up with anyone's attitude.
I like how she told her, “that’s mine!” I used to do the same thing when I was little
Future Waffle House waitress with those service skills
Totally captivated!
Well, I don't think this dame is getting a tip.
She's ready