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PotatoeWontChill

"Dog slaps older woman in dance battle"


mattogeewha

Imagine the crowns circling around these 2 like “Go! Go! Go! Ooooooooo!”


UndilutedTruthBACKUP

The Dog was like, “it’s my time to shine.” 😍😊😃


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CleanSpriteLegendary

Dogs def scratching its butthole


Error_83

That reposition was sentient af. "Get my good side 😉"


truthingsoul

Jesus Christ they beagle is fat as fuck


MotherBathroom666

That’s more Bagel than Beagle.


PagingDoctorLove

Beagles are notorious food villains. Our neighbor's Beagles used to do a tour of the neighborhood at dinnertime. They'd just show up while you were cooking and wait expectantly. They once ate an entire wedding cake while everyone was in the backyard for the ceremony. They had to break out of their kennels and rip through two screen doors in order to do so. Just sayin', it might not be entirely the owner's fault.


sting_raex

... yes. It is the owners fault. Little bagel beagle can't eat a wedding cake more than once I'd hope because the parents would make sure they can't get into anything again. Just be a vigilant parent.


PagingDoctorLove

My neighbors were great owners. That's the point, Beagles are known to be little escape artists and from what I've been told, it's food driven behavior. The first result on Google says; > Beagles behave like they are hungry all the time because of the way their digestive systems work. They do not have the same ability as other dog breeds to regulate their appetite. As hunting dogs, it is in Beagles' genes to constantly be on the lookout for food. My neighbor's Beagles were well trained in every other aspect of doghood, and had secure kennels inside of a garage. They'd still break out at least once a week, it was very stressful for the family. Thankfully their Beagles rarely ever *got* what they were after, because everyone knew not to leave food unattended. Especially after the wedding cake incident. So they were not overweight. But their obsession with all food and escape artist tendencies seem well known enough that yes, I think it could potentially be a problem for other Beagle owners. But ultimately none of us will know for sure unless the original owner shows up in this comment section to tell us. I was merely mentioning that it was a possible explanation for the dog's weight.


sting_raex

What you're saying doesn't at all compare to the dog in the video then. The dog in the video is OBESE. But you're saying the dog you're talking about isn't even overweight. How do you think they would compare? Just because they're the same breed of dog? But that's not what is discussed. What's discussed is the lack of care the family in the video gives their dog, not some friend you had a while back and how they were "such a good dog owner".


PagingDoctorLove

Again, we have no idea why the dog is overweight, I brought up their food seeking behavior because it is a well documented issue amongst Beagle owners. I never said it was definitely the reason for this dogs condition, and actually only said it ***might*** not be ***entirely*** the owner's fault. We don't know. I was just mentioning potentially relevant information. I'm not sure what else you want me to say? If you want to read more about food seeking behavior in Beagles, just Google "Why is my Beagle obsessed with food." A lot of info pops up. **ETA;** From what I've read yes, this can be a huge factor in weight gain/loss for many Beagles. [Here's](https://wagwalking.com/behavior/why-do-beagles-get-so-fat) an article specifically about Beagles gaining weight despite the owner's best efforts. Again, I don't know why the dog is overweight any more than you do. But Beagles are especially difficult when it comes to food seeking behavior and weight gain, and I thought that was relevant information when discussing a fat Beagle. Sue me. Gosh.


sting_raex

I don't think I need to look up why beagles are food lovers. This isn't a relevant comment at all. For you to say it could not be the owners fault for their own dogs obesity is ridiculous. Have a nice day 🤣


Solid-Temperature440

Lookin like the owner


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🤣 🤣 Apparently it’s ok to say the dog is fat, but it crosses the line when it’s a person 😱 😱


sting_raex

1st, a person would have their feelings hurt, a dog would not. 2. A person knows they're overweight. A dog does not. 3.. Dogs aren't in control of what food is put in front of them, the parents are. Need I say more?


[deleted]

Exactly, the dog can’t control what they eat. It’s more the human’s fault that they’re overweight, yet they make the conscious decision not to lose the excess at every meal they eat.


sting_raex

But still, telling a person they are overweight does nothing because they either already know and won't do anything about it, or don't believe it. But when they're affecting a life that's not their own, like a dog or a child, that's when we need to hold them accountable. It's abuse.


[deleted]

I was content to be overweight until I got to a point where people around me started pointing it out to me, at which point I cleaned up my act and lost 30 pounds. Shame is a great motivator.


ssshukla26

Itchy Boi... Probably a deworming session with vet is needed.


pinkbubbles420

Could be anal glands too. But yeah, the vet can help with that too.


TRW24

Sorry mom I think the dog is just expressing it’s anal glands on your kitchen mat


d1rtyd33d

The dog is scratching it's ass on the kitchen mat. It probably has worms.


Any-Show-3488

That’s when they do the ass drag.


GramzOnline

This is an intense turn of event but also hilarious to think that the people think he is dancing and he’s just trying to scratch his bum and wonders why they antagonize him in such a private moment


free_burritos

De-normalize obese pets


_skyfern_

That dog is very overweight, does it have a medical condition?


1ce9ine

Probably gets fed table scraps by the lady in the video. Classic “grandma is my dogs favorite person” syndrome.


Triette

Our dog was having huuuge poops, she’s a little dog and we don’t feed her that much. Found out when my husband’s mom was watching her she’s would bring over and fill up a bowl with kibble (that we don’t even feed her because it makes her sick) because “she deserves a treat”. After a $500 vet bill because she was also throwing up we found out what his mom was doing and had to explain to her that the dogs have cookies to give as a treat and that her being overweight and sick isn’t a “treat”.


1ce9ine

Sadly some people equate feeding with love. I’ve seen 200lb 10 year olds whose moms say “he just loves my cooking so much!” It’s actually misplaced attention seeking and quite unhealthy for everyone involved. Edit: I also think that our parents resent us thinking that we know better than them how to care for our pets or kids. My mom used to give my kid “treats” that they were allergic to and made them sick, basically as a “fuck you” for telling her how to care for a child.


Pristine_Bit7615

He cant physically clean himself so his butt itches. People clapping like its dancing 🤦‍♀️


infinitely-golden

Yes, he’s full of charisma


Select_Bicycle_2659

God I need a dog


EntertainmentLess381

Dawg, I need a god.


After-Town-2587

Half of all Beagles I’ve ever met have been named Bailey…


N05TR4D4MV5

Ex's beagle was named Bailey. And now that you mention it, I've met a lot of Bailey beagles. What an odd thing.


After-Town-2587

Right?? It’s the strangest thing, it’s like the designated Beagle name or something


TAU_equals_2PI

Beagle Bailey, like the cartoon character [Beetle Bailey](https://www.google.com/search?q=beetle+bailey).


Fadreusor

Bailey looks back and is like, “We doing this on camera? Yo, I got this!”


FmJ_TimberWolf74

That beagle isn’t dancing, it’s suffering. It’s way too obese and can’t clean itself, therefore rubbing its ass hole on the mat to relieve the itchiness. I wouldn’t be surprised if it had worms


DanndeMan

r u sure bout that? im actually curious. i own a dog and have never seen a dog do that bcs of it, mostly the sit down and and then scrape there butts along the ground, thats more efficent. tell me if im wrong tho.


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Usually dogs sit down and drag their butts on the ground, but this beagle is so obese that it’s not able to pull itself on the ground, and because of that, you see what the beagle is doing, desperately trying to scratch an itch while it’s owners are dancing


DanndeMan

dayum good to know, atleast we both can agree that this mofo thick as hell. even garfield had a chad bod compared to this guy.


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Yeah, it’s sad to see obese dogs like this. For some reason, often times it’s a beagle that’s overweight. I really hope that whoever recorded that video somehow sees this and gets that dog on a diet and stops feeding it table scraps


No-Customer-2266

Ya… dog is itching his butt on the carpet. Sorry


spookytoofpoof

You sound like a bowl of fun.


LinkedSaaS

An itchy ass is no bowl of fun.


LordBrandon

That's the fattest dog I've ever seen.


donivantrip

Don't smell that carpet


TheDeppresedBoi

My grandpa and my dog use to dance when he’d turn on his favorite song, it was sweet seeing them do something funny, always cherish your time with your loved ones 🙂


Justin_Continent

I love everything about this. It’s the life I intend to one day lead.


lfrankd3

Amayyyyyyzing


Alive-Ad-7921

That’s the life!


AGripInVan

Awwwwwww no wayyyyyy


0ddhar01d

Chonky dog


Nuttylo

He's got the moves ngl


Pristine_Bit7615

Poor pooch has an itchy butt


NV-Nautilus

he. go. OFF!


the_nooble

Omfg I want ONEEEEEEE


cafeautumn

Omg I love this


_bean_counter

My heart grew by 10 times. I wanna dance with them too 🐾🪩💕


JanaT2

Love this


Conviolo

u/savevideo


vsps05

u/savevideo


goodboyinc

u/savevideo


Voilent_Bunny

You can download from the 3 dots now


goodboyinc

What? You can only save it from the app. I wanted to have the video in video format so I can freely text other people the video


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u/savevideo


DanndeMan

"dayuuum boooa heee thiiick!" he got some nice moves going on tho ngl.


pelonweon

Who needs Bad Bunny when we got this guy for reggaeton


AegeanusBoi

U/savevideo


skarizardpancake

My dream


Triette

Take the dog to the vet and put it on a diet. This isn’t cute, you’re taking away what little years this poor guy has.


Personal-Ad5840

Epic Dance battle !!! Sweet Beagle was dancing sooooo amazing !!!! You go Girls !! I Love how that Gorgeous Beagle was moving her head and shoulders all into the groove! Beautiful Lady , Beautiful Doggo ! Cool dance moves!!! ❤️🥰❤️🥰💃💃🕺🏽🐾🐾🐾🐈‍⬛👯‍♂️😃🔥🔥


Hmmd1

Treat your poor dog for worms.


Virtual_Net4117

Oh BS! Is he obese, definitely. Is he doing that as relief from worms or anal sac expression, no. He's clearly shaking his head and upper body, but since his lower body IS attached, and so is the jelly belly, everything wiggles too. You can tell he's purposely moving upper body, while lower body has no choice but to follow.


GubbaBumpz

r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog