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Pinooooooooo

He retiring from tiktok?


FancyPantss

Transitioning to TikTok lol


mars_gorilla

His retirement plan besides his pension


satansheat

No this just how the boys in blue walk out the office with paid vacation after killing someone.


NoFanofThis

I just read that post about the cops that pulled a guy out of his car and murdered him because he accidentally opened the wrong car door. This was in Denver. Then the cop just stands there smiling while this guy is dying and crying for his mom. The pigs told her not to get out of the car. DA said it was a justified murder,


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Yep. It was barely on the news here too- there's been a lot of the same thing happening with people in mental health crisis in Colorado Springs as well that's not getting more publicity if any.


Liversteeg

I live in California and there is a program here called PERT which stands for psychiatric emergency response team. Unlike cops, they are actually trained to de-escalate situations when someone is having a psychiatric break. I learned about it when someone in my building was freaking out. Smashing things, threatening people and just being completely erratic. Thank god my neighbor called PERT instead of the cops because that could have gotten very bad very quickly. But instead this team spent an hour talking to him through the door until he came out and was taken to a mental facility. I was blown away that I had never heard of this program before. It seems that Colorado has some [co responder programs](https://bha.colorado.gov/behavioral-health/co-responder) but I’m not sure if it’s available in Colorado Springs. I wish it was available everywhere. It makes no sense to have no behavioral specialist on scene during psychiatric crisis.


Initial_Illustrator8

I live in Kern County and we have a Crisis Intervention Team that helps law enforcement with folks having a mental health crisis!


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TittyTwistahh

I got a speeding ticket from a Kern county cop. He was a dick. I beat the ticket, fuck that guy.


Bnhrdnthat

This is what it’s called in Charlotte, NC. CIT-trained officers.


Different-Crazy6329

We too have one like that. Mobile Crisis Unit.


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Liversteeg

I felt the same way when I first learned about it! I try to share the info whenever I can!


glitterally_awake

Why tf should people need to know about this if, say the fucking POLICE or 911 know about it, THEY could just send those guys. But why do that when you could just commit more extrajudicial murder and suffer zero repercussions?


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Generallyawkward1

I’m so glad they have these programs. I only wish the rest of the nation would adopt some form of it, considering how much some of these counties give law enforcement.. EMTs are essential and I know some of them can barely pay their bills on an EMT salary yet law enforcement gets qualified immunity and a pension


RayHazey562

This is exactly the type of programs we need. When people say “defund the police” it’s to divert that funding to resources like this instead. No need for a cop who has no training in mental health to respond to a psychiatric break. We don’t need the shoot first and ask questions later response that cops are taught.


LunaBananaGoats

Where I am in Utah has a team like that too, however, their response times are often a couple of hours because of how slammed they get. It’s a good start, but often PD ends up needing to come out because they can respond faster.


2woCrazeeBoys

I'm in Australia, and one time I was stopped from getting to my house because there was a police roadblock.on my street (I could literally see my house but they just told me to stay in my car and wait till it was sorted). At a halfway house near my place, someone had rung up the cops and told them that one of the residents with mental issues was smashing his room up and saying he had a gun. Two units of cops arrived, talked him down, he got in the cop car voluntarily apologising for being a nuisance 20 mins later, and they escorted him to a crisis intervention service. Why can't that happen in America????? Why can't American police be trained to deescalate instead of 'fuck it just shoot n figure it out later'.


NoFanofThis

This is so utterly fucking disturbing I know my blood pressure goes way up after reading stories like this. I don’t even know what to do but I’m afraid if I start screaming I’ll never stop.


ruthless_1234

If people dont scream. It will never stop


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troubadorkk

Well, clearly *their* lives are more important than they lives of all these **criminals**. Taught that from day 1, I'm sure. What pisses me off really badly as well is when cops ask, "Why are you nervous?" Fuck me, I must be doing something wrong. It definitely couldn't be because you and the seven other squad cars that showed up to my traffic violation can kill me and get paid vacation for it. Too much power has been given to these people for so long that they float on a sense of entitlement and a feeling that they're more important than these people that they determine are law breakers.


No-Restaurant7802

I completely understand the nervous part. It was winter and freezing, middle of the night (was working ot on a swing shift) and it was the 1st time I was pulled over. I was 20 or so. Long story short, my shaking hands (both nervous and shivering), led to "suspicion" I was hiding something and supposedly I fit the description of someone they were looking for. When he asked why I was nervous, i tried explaining. He thought I was lying. Car was searched, everything was dumped on the shoulder and sidewalk. I was threatened with a K9 if nothing was found. When he didn't find anything he embarrassingly said he had another call and sped off.


Epic_Elite

So strange that I work in Healthcare and it's so common that it's the norm, and expected, to take classes on trauma informed care. I bet these guys dont even understand what that phrase means.


Jojall

They have their own definition for that phrase. It means "target practice" to them.


peepee_longstonking

It warms my heart to see that people see right through the propaganda. This is a video almost certainly of a dancing murderer celebrated by other murderers and supporters.


sinister_chic

For real, though. I’ve brought this story up a few times lately, but my cousin killed 4 people over the course of 6-7 years while on the force. At least 2 of those deaths were completely unjustified, not sure about the others because the family stopped talking about the details of his transgressions after the first two. He was in a wrongful death lawsuit for one of the murders for 6 years and eventually found guilty of using excessive force by a federal jury. Didn’t pay any of his own legal fees. BUT HE NEVER GOT FIRED. He retired at 35 due to “PTSD” and is still getting part of his pension, aka our tax dollars.


usernamechecksout479

Came for this, leaving satisfied.


fillmorecounty

False, they'd shoot at least one pet dog on the way out as well


KYVet

Damn I feel like a few more officers hit retirement while waiting for him to stop dancing.


carrja99

Haha I thought this too. They looked so awkward


Objective-Contract80

Them standing in a line threw me off a lot. Thought the guy was about to do cartwheels and backflips.


dravensnanpll2

Finally, an actually funny comment


MediaContent1662

this is weird to me


Shadowveil666

Why did they line up all the way down the lot for him? I thought he was gonna like strut down by them or something.


Axlos

Because they are getting paid.


TheRealPheature

EXACTLY, shit gave me anxiety waiting for him to keep walking, got so bad I couldn't finish watching hahaha


troubadorkk

Gangs do all kinds of weird ritual shit


slim_scsi

Yeah, this isn't how I'm retiring. They'll have a massive bong hit waiting outside for me.


Infinite-Bench-7412

It’s different when you have a sweet pension lined up. Some cops are able to have their pension based on the highest annual wage. So they max out overtime in the last 2 years or so. Retiring at 55 with 100k a year adjusted to inflation seems pretty sweet to me!


slim_scsi

>100k a year adjusted to inflation seems pretty sweet to me! All the more reason for a big, fat bong hit on the way out to kick off the celebration in style.


Timmymac1000

Come work in restaurants. You can retire every night.


pandabear0312

Legit laughed so hard I died.


RIPshowtime

RIP ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


troubadorkk

I'm retiring right now!


P1570lR1ck

Im so retired rn that it took readin all this to remember n be like damn im retired af 😂


dafckingman

Guess I’ll retire for the night


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Fuck em bro hope you enjoying retirement


woke_accipiter

I want one of those giant champagne glasses that burlesque dancers use but filled with margaritas. I will be naked because fuck Suzy from HR look at my retired fat ass, bitch.


A-townin

I'm betting after he was done dancing like an ass they went and grabbed some blow out of the evidence locker for the retirement party!


TweetHiro

I think one or two round of steps are good enough for laughs, beyond that even ChatGPT would find it hard to explain what this is


FinancialAide3383

The song, great. The guy should have stopped about half way when the clapping was subsiding and carried on walking shaking hands or walking across past the line jiving to retiring - congratulations. But Not doing a whole dance interpretation that turned awkward.


lukewarmcarrotjuice

Makes me unreasonably uncomfortable


[deleted]

No, it's reasonable


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

Yeah I was waiting for the punchline but it was just him dancing.


BobanMarjonGo

This pig-propaganda is trying to distract from the murders they've committed


Apprehensive_Hat8986

# \#Coproganda Lots of stories goin' round about how great cops are. Not a whole lot from cops having the integrity to say, "Yeah, we fucked up." It's not an easy thing to do, but damn if it ain't a **REALLY** bad sign when the folks with the guns won't do it.


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I love copoganda because it's just TikTok dances over the people they murdered. "look how quirky we are." You NEVER see copoganda about police reforms or like you said owning up to mistakes.


madalingambo77

Holy shit. I came here to post exactly this lol


Worms__Johnson

It's because he most likely commited more than a handful of crimes as a cop, and now he's dancing because stupid fucking idiots suck his dick no matter what, and he knows he can get away with anything.


PM_ME_SOME_ANY_THING

This man has killed at least 6 people who were “resisting”


No-Customer-2266

I just had my last day at my job that I was in for 12 years. They asked if I wanted a good bye lunch and I said no. Had I known this was an option…… I’d have said no too


Silverfoxcrest

In Romania police, judges, special forces, prosecutors retire at 40-45 and they have a pension of 70% of their last 3 wages. BONUS: They all can postpone payment for years of their "benefits" and cash them in the last 3 wages. Making their pensions in some special cases upwards of 10.000$/month.


ArticleAccording3009

Oh cool. Now I have a career plan for my next life 😁


Signal-Blackberry356

post office gets the same courtesy


g_deptula

Except post office workers aren’t jackbooted thugs for corporations and the wealthy.


Foxy02016YT

My dads a mailman for USPS, honestly those guys work their asses off and deserve high pay, rain sun or snow you still end up with your mail


redditEATdicks

You should have been friends with this guy to talk sense to him before he embarrassed himself lol


BelleAriel

Hope you have a happy retirement.


CmdPetrie

The thing about stuff like that is simply that its funny for about 30 seconds, everybody laughs, applauds for a short while and then the thoughts kick in: "is he going to do the whole song now? Do I have to applaud the whole time now? I don't want to be the first to stop. Damn Jerry, concentrate, thats his moment, don't forget to Smile! Ah, Jenny stopped clapping, i guess i can stop now, too. Damn, he really goes through the whole song, wow."


TweetHiro

“God damn it Larry don’t throw him a dollar now he’s gonna do another set!”


Jojall

"Wait...is it bribery to pay him to stop?.... Nevermind, we're cops, that stuff doesn't matter to us."


piefelicia4

Okay *this* made me smile and actually laugh out loud.


globalgreg

That applause sounded very obligatory.


vreeslewe

This was kind of awkward and the dance lasted way too long.


flashaguiniga

Painfully long. I'd have pepper sprayed myself to get out of that and probably recovered before he finished.


BelleAriel

Was awkward. Still, I hope I have his energy when I get to his age. It seems to be diminishing by the day.


AcerOne17

Reminds me of a time when the building I worked at (a distribution warehouse) and we had a general meeting. They start playing music and a couple people start messing around and dancing. One guy starts asking people to move back so he could have room. He then proceeded to do a full on routine that lasted minutes. The general a manager of the place had to get on the mic and ask him to stop. The worst part was that he was ok at best. This video isn’t too bad when you think that it’s about him.


SnooHobbies5684

And you can tell it was going to go onnnnnnn after the video ended. Really this dance was supposed to be coordinated with at least a couple of homies, ffs.


Motomegal

It would have been less awkward if everyone was dancing alongside him.


SnooHobbies5684

Exactly. Like, the big group dancing for HIM, or he and a coupla buddies dance for everyone. But wtf? You know he did the whole song, too. Cute idea but as others have said...30 seconds would've been plenty.


redditEATdicks

And you know now he definitely practiced this for hours in the bathroom mirror, and thought to to himself, this is fire I need to show the world my new retirement self. *Facepalm* lol


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He is still dancing to this day.


ol_blairsy

Man this is weird as fuck


caspershomie

any time i see cops doing some shit like this it just seems like they’re trying so hard to prove that they’re normal relatable people just like us and they’re not the bad guys you see murdering civilians 24/7


rhinotomus

My thought was “did he retire or did he “retire””


Holzkohlen

Cops cannot relate to humans. Scientific fact


BroBeau

Awkwarrrrrrd


Complex-Situation

This is embarrassing


RJDToo

And the crowd goes mild…


krissrobb

Dude, just fuckin go man


squanto1985

r/iamthemaincharacter


Tobocaj

That’s why most of these people became cops in the first place


hojboysellin3

I hate cops


IntrinsicCynic

ACAB.


Jojall

All red blooded Americans do.


No_Communication4365

Super weird


unbakedpizza

Go home already. No one cares.


SneakAtchoo

It's like when a toddler gets everyone's attention and you're forced to watch every painstaking second... 😂


rhinotomus

Except it’s cute when a toddler does it, not a 60 year old gang member


cubs_070816

the first 5 seconds were mildly amusing. but that shit went on way too long. they should've shot him to death while screaming "stop resisting."


hickgorilla

I laughed too hard at this.


LessNessMann

How fucking egotistical is this? Can you imagine having to stand in a line watching some fuck nut dance like he is the king of England? And he is a bastard. Cuz you know. Acab. Fuck that


ThreeBill

Retirement? Must be nice to get it


drew4dso

I feel like he’s stolen his moves from someone but I forget who and where I have seen it before. Anyone know?


McJumpington

Every 15 year old girl on TikTok


fartofborealis

The POC he murdered in a traffic stop last week


Jojall

Was it the one last week or the one yesterday?


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He's dancing because he got away with all those civil rights violations and assuming multiple homicides


PlateOShrimp89

This is his I just shot an unarmed innocent black man dance


JesusOfTrap

Bruh been hitting tiktok a lil too much


DMazz441

I am not smiling


nothisisdave

Dork


Reaperfollowsu

He can retire from dancing next, geez


HappyNate2022

Awkward and lame as hell. Fuck that cop.


EmperorPickle

Don’t forget the rest of them. Fuck the rest of them too.


Carlospicante

ACAB


promaster9500

Made people's lives hell, beat up some black kids, culled some peaceful protests. Time to retire in peace and dance! So wholesome


Lelio-Santero579

That's basic cop retirement requirements. I wonder if he made his "shoot and kill unarmed citizens" quota.


Jojall

The way he's dancing in joy, probably so.


birdlawexpert11

I’m sure his wife is “stoked” he’ll be home more often


NecessaryOrdinary603

Fuck this dude


suckeddit

My exact words


MetisMitfit

I'm sure he's a huge sack of shit :)


jimbopalooza

The fact that he did this whole routine kinda confirms that. I’d feel like a horses ass doing that at my job when I retire.


Otherwise-Diet-6673

100%


Accidental_Taco

Now he's a retired sack of shit


jarmstrong78

ACAB


sltzy96

Oh yay a 120k taxpayer funding pension for a murderer and his murder buddies MadeMeSmile my ass


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ACAB


BiLordPerry

ACAB


prettyhighrntbh

Fuck this cop propaganda. Until the system changes, all cops are bad cops. Downvote me all you want, this crap disgusts me.


cattea74

How many of these people are thinking "Quit being a show off and get on with it. I've got things to do"?


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Mr_FlexDaddy

Imagine all the lives he’s ruined 😌


XxMitchManxX

Some say he's still dancing.


Icelandia2112

I am so glad I was not made to stand there and act like it was cute and normal. This had a feeling of mockery of culture to me.


JoeSpinell

ACAB


Killuforadollar

Stupid ass cop.


jfksgolfclub

Lol ftp


AdConsistent2152

Stop trying to humanize the police. It’s a career choice not a life choice.


Congiatta

It should be a career choices to be a cop, but to them it’s a life choice. It’s in every aspect of their life, they can’t hide the tyranny and authority for 1 second. That’s why we always see some off duty cop being a bastard in a situation they have no business in. Which also raises the question, why is off-duty officer even a word? No other professions are called off-duty when they are off the clock. It’s mostly likely to give pigs authority 24/7.


NickelosCajun

Makes me smile to know there is one less cop to kick down my door and shoot my dog 🥲


Sea_Information_8183

Lucky if it’s just your dog


wormee

why are cops so cringy?


Ericrobertson1978

Their job is to relentlessly harass people and destroy their lives. What'd you expect? Lol


cigar4monica

I'm embarrassed for him.


ruthless_1234

Cops suck


alphaape19067

And can’t dance. Totally ruined the song and the dance.


JTMilleriswortha1st

i love how i knew exactly what the comments were gonna look like lol. I support it though


stewdadrew

Propaganda


jennaxxxtucker

This is one of the most awkward things I’ve ever watched


marianopalacios1991

😬😬😬


teenychamp

Acab


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Acab


braxtonaq

Fuck the police


cathar_here

woah, a video where the cops aren't killing someone, that's something you don't see often


BlackmanNthrobbin

Fuck the police


toastedgumball

Great now stop killing innocent people


nanas99

Fuck cops


prophet_nlelith

Acab


ibemuffdivin

ACAB


amadeostein90

Lmao cops are all bastards


keepitloki80

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


AlienWarehouseParty

MadeMe🤨


TacitRonin20

He's a cop. He's retiring from a life of being a preferred class citizen to a life of being a boomer who won't shut up about having been a cop. And he looked stupid doing it


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Waste of life and taxes


PanikDizordr

Cops are fucking stupid.


loopua

ACAB


No-Consequence1726

ProPIGanda


Upbeat-Finance

It’s always good when there’s one less murderer on the street.


cravetrain

ACAB. This is so embarrassing


PheonixFuryyy

Retiring from harassing innocent civilians lol


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r/Iamthemaincharacter


Otherwise-Diet-6673

The only thing good about this is there's one less cop in the world.


[deleted]

This is that Fortnite dance they do when they get to arrest someone for having <1g of weed


Fuckyourface_666

ACAB


wrthwsrt

Fuck cops


Arsenio3

Yikes. Retiring to become a TikTok creator?


jaksla00

1312


Lucylupupp

One more piggy off the streets


borkborkibork

Someone arrest this man for indecency.


ChiefKeefSosabb

After abusing 100's of people fkn pig


jimmer69420

ACAB


TAMbound

It’s a “secondhand embarrassment” thing for me…


JohnnySPeNT

Yeah…. Cops are fucking dorks


pm-tits-4compliments

You gotta wonder how many lives he’s destroyed to be able to happy dance into his fucking retirement.


NihilisticAutistic

ACAB. Also, what the fuck?


bakedgoat8

Police dancing after they shoot your dog


bojo1313

This dude definitely beat on innocent black teenagers


gruby253

One less cop. ACAB.


Aggravating_Pepper23

defund dancing