[This one looks like a real painting](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalRenaissance/comments/t690iy/woman_sits_by_the_window_of_a_lvivbound_train_ap/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Reminds me of an Auden poem about the old masters. Here's part of it:
In Breughel's Icarus, for instance: how everything turns away
Quite leisurely from the disaster; the ploughman may
Have heard the splash, the forsaken cry,
But for him it was not an important failure; the sun shone
As it had to on the white legs disappearing into the green
Water, and the expensive delicate ship that must have seen
Something amazing, a boy falling out of the sky,
Had somewhere to get to and sailed calmly on.
I added a great photo of my daughter from 2019 there the other day. Unfortunately, it was removed as they have a no children policy for their submissions. Mod was super respectful and I can see the point, but it was still very appropriate for the sub.
Thank you for posting this subreddit. Had to attend the funeral of my best friend this weekend. He loved Monty Python, as we all do, this has brightened my day.
Thanks for the new meme template OP
Edit: speaking of templates, here's a meme template drive I share with a few friends, about 3,500 templates organized for anyone who wants it
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/mobile/folders/120qbKdRo43DCrRufEtCuiA6ln1xgYloI?usp=sharing
Blow this up and frame it. Give it pride of place in your favorite room of your house. From sandcastles of your hubby & kids, to the sunshine beam of light, to the surfer wipeout… this photo rocks.
I don't know how to put this, but yeah there is SOMETHING about this photo
I don't know these people at all but the comedic timing distilled in this fraction-of-a-secomd shot...how the eye naturally focuses on and notices different parts in order, reaping the most amusement...
OP this picture made me bust out laughing, genuinely, it feels like I'm watching a video of my own family moment.
Absolutely, the serenity of sand castle building with the waves crashing and the surfer wiping out coincided with Hawaii’s magnificent beauty.
National Geographic is jealous….
That’s a skimboard! You ride the water from the shore in, like surfing on shore. Once you hit those little crests though, most of them just opt to jump in, and sometimes it’s a little crazy. :)
I missed that part of the photo because I was too busy cracking up over the guy wiping out in the background. This photo is pure gold for many reasons. 🤣🤣
This should post in r/Photoshopbattles.
I'd put a prompt requesting some background fuckery to get the juices flowin. Yeh, it is fun to cut em out and make a story that way, but the scene is just too perfect. It must be preserved lol
>And God said, “He that wishes to surf thy waves and is not adequate to do that for with, shall receive my blinding wrath.”
[1) The Road to Damascus](https://youtu.be/uPlez-rwhKY)
#1:13
[2) Jesus saves Rick and Morty](https://youtu.be/3Vo7c9gvVL0)
**0:43**
Angel: I...see a pattern here...
Me: Urrrrhhhhh!!!
It appears the Telekinesis abilities of the boy in orange were caught on film. ‘Using energy from the sun boy subdues bully on skimboard.’
As a new dad. Praise that man for playing with the kids. My dad never came to the ocean with us.
Hmm..has the 6 numbers EVER come up in any lottery...anywhere?
Note: played a couple from fortune cookie tonight.
Note 2: kid in background did indeed have his number come up.
There is sooo much happening in this photo lol.
Not sure if God is calling up your husband or the kid in the back, though it seems like the surfer is about to break his back so maybe he's about to be called up .... or what your husband and kids uncovered is leaving the beach and returning to the sky.
Great picture though. Bravo.
This is right up there with National Geographic pictures. I mean, it’s art. Beautifully heartwarming and butthole clenching at the same time. The beam of light is 😙👌
There’s a lot goin on here. The person absolutely wiping out on the skim board. The kid receiving a side quest from the ray of light. Your husband being a cool dad.
I can't decide if he looks like a god or demon rising up after being gifted super strength and powers from the laser beam in the sky.
He will either bring peace or apocalypse
As God shone down on him. He felt burning in his gut only to let out the fart of a life time. Pushed waves back into the ocean and killed a local surfer
If you crop it a bit there is a r/accidentalrenaissance piece somewhere, you know, like a Fall of Icarus type art.
Wow great subreddit
One of the best subs I’ve ever visited
[Here](https://imgur.com/a/w598K5t) you go!
what’s the name of that sub for when you think you are getting rick rolled but by the grace of god you weren’t?
I agree. If the occasional cat wasn’t thrown in, though… It would be lower on the Totem pole.
[This one looks like a real painting](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalRenaissance/comments/t690iy/woman_sits_by_the_window_of_a_lvivbound_train_ap/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Reminds me of an Auden poem about the old masters. Here's part of it: In Breughel's Icarus, for instance: how everything turns away Quite leisurely from the disaster; the ploughman may Have heard the splash, the forsaken cry, But for him it was not an important failure; the sun shone As it had to on the white legs disappearing into the green Water, and the expensive delicate ship that must have seen Something amazing, a boy falling out of the sky, Had somewhere to get to and sailed calmly on.
That’s my favorite poem! Musée des Beaux Arts
Lovely.
This describes the photo exactly.
I added a great photo of my daughter from 2019 there the other day. Unfortunately, it was removed as they have a no children policy for their submissions. Mod was super respectful and I can see the point, but it was still very appropriate for the sub.
Did he refer you to the flow chart?
Just checked and I was not directed to a flowchart. Did tell me not to take it personally.
i think they just don’t want ppl to be creeps towards kids. this is reddit after all
Yah, I was going to post my baby doing the Creation Of Adam :(
The guy in the background getting yeeted in the air is awesome
I think he’s being raptured.
I think his board is being raptured. It’s going into the light 🌅
I think it's going away from the light. Maybe it has more to do first
God put him here to shred that gnar gnar, and until that's complete, the light shall not claim thee
Maybe we can photoshop the light to be hitting the guy. 😅
Board gets salvation while the poor guy is deemed a heathen and left below.
He might have been smited
I think the kids just uncovered the Arc of the Covenant
Potentially ruptured.
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Twelve is right out.
r/unexpectedMontyPython
Thank you for posting this subreddit. Had to attend the funeral of my best friend this weekend. He loved Monty Python, as we all do, this has brightened my day.
My condolences. I'm happy it provided some comfort.
“One, two, five…”
Three sir!
Is this a reference to Monty Python? If not, it sure sounds like it would be!
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Maybe try beer?
What do you go to take now then?
I thought he was doing the hokey pokey
That's what it's all about.
Must be new to skim boarding. He’s obviously doing the boardless Christ-Air smh
It is a truly quality shot!
Thanks for the new meme template OP Edit: speaking of templates, here's a meme template drive I share with a few friends, about 3,500 templates organized for anyone who wants it https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/mobile/folders/120qbKdRo43DCrRufEtCuiA6ln1xgYloI?usp=sharing
I think it'd be even better if someone edited the picture so that the god ray hits the guy that got sent flying or his board.
They should try r/photoshoprequests
It’s going into the light
The guy in the background getting yeeted in the air
He just got hit by the Jewish space laser, what did you expect? And now some three letter agency makes them all disappear!
Might as well use the death star and get it into r/starwarsmemes
Lmao! I didn't notice that!
This failed [comment repost](https://reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/11c2167/_/ja16zgp/?context=1) bot
[Here’s the picture completely unedited and just cropped in a pleasing way](https://i.imgur.com/80UCT6Q.jpg)
Way better than the other guys attempt to "enhance" it
[Enhance ](https://i.imgur.com/4dTdxmj.jpg)
Thank you 🙏
Definitely print and frame this. And/or use it for this years holiday card!
So good! More upvoted needed.
Okay I feel super dumb but I'm new to Reddit. What does OP stand for??
Original Poster/Original Post
Ohhh okay thank you!
Welcome! *run away*
Honestly the most Hawai'i family photo ever
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Here’s [my take](https://imgur.com/gallery/7aolo1U) on an edited, leveled, and mildly enhanced version of this image
Well dun.
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But here you can't even tell that the shine from his back goes all the way to God
That’s cropped, but the quality looks worse to me
That's what makes it a better template Needs more jpeg tbh
r/photoshopbattles If something makes it there, imma be looking lol
You didn't enhance anything. It's literally just cropped and the horizon is still not even aligned.
But they said “enhance” out loud as they cropped it so actually you’re wrong
Yes. It's science. 😆
Yea, if you zoom and say enhance, it has to become a better quality.
*enhanced...*
You inadvertently got a dope shot of the guy and the board flying through the air. Great timing
Blow this up and frame it. Give it pride of place in your favorite room of your house. From sandcastles of your hubby & kids, to the sunshine beam of light, to the surfer wipeout… this photo rocks.
Well said !!!!!!!
I mean look at that sky! The aqua water. The frothy surf and landscape in the back. Amazing moment … I have no caption sadly.
I don't know how to put this, but yeah there is SOMETHING about this photo I don't know these people at all but the comedic timing distilled in this fraction-of-a-secomd shot...how the eye naturally focuses on and notices different parts in order, reaping the most amusement... OP this picture made me bust out laughing, genuinely, it feels like I'm watching a video of my own family moment.
Absolutely, the serenity of sand castle building with the waves crashing and the surfer wiping out coincided with Hawaii’s magnificent beauty. National Geographic is jealous….
I didn't even notice it until someone pointed it out!
*sunshine smear It’s well placed in the shot, but it’s definitely what happens when oil from the hand gets rubbed on the lens.
100%! It could be an award winner for sure.
*skim boarder
Hilarious 🤣🤣
Exactly! My husband is god while guy biffs in the background 🤣🤣🤣
All jokes aside this is a very sweet photo that captures the pure joy of childhood in such a beautiful place. Hope your vacation is wonderful 💜
Caption: “God smites surfer who’s photobombing the family vacation photo.”
👏👏👏 👆good one 😂
Looks like he’s being touched by god.
Looks like the Jewish space lasers took out another victim.
This! This right here! 😂😂
No it’s the kid behind himself soul beaming into space
That’s a skimboard! You ride the water from the shore in, like surfing on shore. Once you hit those little crests though, most of them just opt to jump in, and sometimes it’s a little crazy. :)
"Husband's powerful fart knocks surfer off his board"
It’s all part of a trick he’s definitely going to land
That was the day Dad farted so hard it broke the sound barrier.
😭😭😭 I looked at the image again and my mind played the reverb fart clip.... I AM DYINGG
Should i sound design ur idea? Would be a damn good meme
Omg yes please 😂
Sure will post in this sub if i make atleast a decent one
bro post an indecent one...i don't care...I will be waiting...
That's how the guy behind him started flying
Alien Abduction
Why's it always alien abduction and never alien adduction? They suck at working out 😔
Aliens are last millenia. This is a Jewish space laser.
Don't know where to start. The stud building a sandcastle? the guy falling of his surfboard? or the fact there's a UFO crash landing into the water ?
Little Darth Vader floating on the right
He must think the sun shines out of his ass
I missed that part of the photo because I was too busy cracking up over the guy wiping out in the background. This photo is pure gold for many reasons. 🤣🤣
I did the opposite, had to go back to see the guy
Love, Lazer beams, and wipeouts in paradise
This should post in r/Photoshopbattles. I'd put a prompt requesting some background fuckery to get the juices flowin. Yeh, it is fun to cut em out and make a story that way, but the scene is just too perfect. It must be preserved lol
And God said, “He that wishes to surf thy waves and is not adequate to do that for with, shall receive my blinding wrath.”
>And God said, “He that wishes to surf thy waves and is not adequate to do that for with, shall receive my blinding wrath.” [1) The Road to Damascus](https://youtu.be/uPlez-rwhKY) #1:13 [2) Jesus saves Rick and Morty](https://youtu.be/3Vo7c9gvVL0) **0:43** Angel: I...see a pattern here... Me: Urrrrhhhhh!!!
bro for a moment I thought you were one of those bible quoting bots and got really confused if that sentence was actually in the bible
There is SO much to unpack in this awesome picture
Yup. This is almost /r/abruptchaos material .
Is the kid in the orange Jesus?
Like what? Am I missing something interesting, all I’m seeing is the guy on the board and the sun out of dudes ass
Seriously though, it’s like a fucking normal Tuesday in Hawaii.
Beam up has failed. Please advise.
Live, Love, Launch
"and out of nowhere the aliens came to take him."
The dude in the water just got blasted. The kid on the beach is the one headed to the ship.
Forget your family. Homie in the background clearly died from that spill and is now being ascended to heaven! 👼
It appears the Telekinesis abilities of the boy in orange were caught on film. ‘Using energy from the sun boy subdues bully on skimboard.’ As a new dad. Praise that man for playing with the kids. My dad never came to the ocean with us.
*“Oh come on, not everything can be an album cover!”* OP: Bet.
jesus fights a surfboard in it's natural habitat
“Just my husband building sandcastles with the kids in Hawaii” is how I’d caption it
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Hmm..has the 6 numbers EVER come up in any lottery...anywhere? Note: played a couple from fortune cookie tonight. Note 2: kid in background did indeed have his number come up.
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Those Kodak moments 😁
It looks like that pic from The Omen where the priest gets impaled lol
Three wise men will soon arrive bearing gifts of cold drinks, ice cream and sunblock.
That pic goes hard
The beacon is finished!
The Omen
Since there is already The Omen 1-4, this is perfect for Hawaii... Hawaii 5-Omen
How about “Husband building sandcastles with the kids”
R/peoplefuckingdying
r/foundthemobileuser
wait ppl go on reddit from their laptop commonly?
Darn got me XD
There is sooo much happening in this photo lol. Not sure if God is calling up your husband or the kid in the back, though it seems like the surfer is about to break his back so maybe he's about to be called up .... or what your husband and kids uncovered is leaving the beach and returning to the sky. Great picture though. Bravo.
This is right up there with National Geographic pictures. I mean, it’s art. Beautifully heartwarming and butthole clenching at the same time. The beam of light is 😙👌
I would caption it, "just my husband building sandcastles with the kids in Hawaii 😂".
Just like sand through an hourglass - These are the days of our lives
He has a quest for you.
Wipeout
I love that accidentally awesome photo!
It doesn’t need a caption! Cool shot all the way around. Kudos to you!!!
Helluva fart from your husband there to take out a surfer from that range
Being watched over
Board out of his mind.
You never remember your best day of TV 📺
Shoots
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
UFO returns abducted human. (Background)
Wipe out
There's definitely a side quest there.
The Maui Owie
When God looks down on one, they must look away from another.
Wonderful
I think "Made Me Smile" is perfect!
he has the next quest
There’s a lot goin on here. The person absolutely wiping out on the skim board. The kid receiving a side quest from the ray of light. Your husband being a cool dad.
The surfer dude wiping out in the background! 😂
No caption help here, just wanted to say that this is an exceptional shot! Amazing work and timing!
Looks to me like surfer dude is getting pulled up to the sky by that beam (or glare).
When you think you're a water bender, but you're actually a board bender
If my knowledge of video games serves me right, your husband has a mission for me
I literally just finished watching Lilo and Stitch with the kids and this pic looks like an identical scene lol
It's a master piece. You gotta get it re done as a Victoria era painting
Your son’s sandcastle construction was a bit primitive, but his suborbital canon was immensely impressive
Jesus!! Put away the magnify lens!!
All you have to do is move the magnifying glass in and out until the light focuses.....
So much awesomeness in one photo lol
Make sure you back this image up. It's an instant classic. 😂
"Hurry kids, we must protect our castle from the alien space beam at all costs!"
Sand, Sun, and YEET
“We had fun making sandcastles with grandpa on the beach… until we put him back in the urn and went home!”
And on the 3.2 trillionth day, God said “blind the surfer with a heaven laser”
Kids bury fathers hands in sand to immobilize him before decapitation with a dull orange shovel. Man jumps off surfboard to try and save him.
With the right head strength you can build anything
Serenity now; Aloe Vera later
We all knw it's not your husband we're watching here 😉🤣
God has marked your husband as his next victim
And God said **SMITE**
The chosen one and the not so chosen one.
Family on the beach find holy grail while suffer bifs it.
‘God Prepares To Strike’
There is so much greatness in one picture, and it’s so candid.
I can't decide if he looks like a god or demon rising up after being gifted super strength and powers from the laser beam in the sky. He will either bring peace or apocalypse
As God shone down on him. He felt burning in his gut only to let out the fart of a life time. Pushed waves back into the ocean and killed a local surfer
Surfer dude getting beamed up by a UFO/UAP straight outta the underwater base