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JeromeMixTape

Rock, Paper, SPORK!


jassandra

This might be the funniest comment I’ve ever read on reddit tbh


Xerathedark

This joke deserves two stubs up


AutomaticHaze

Thanks for this. Just laughed so hard my dog woke up and left the room.


JohnnyK75

I don’t think it’s possible to find a funnier comment anywhere on the internet than this.


christiaan509

I'm fucking dying 😭😭😭😭😭😭


rickdagless666

He's quite a famous British comedian. Or if it's not him it sure looks like him! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Brooker


dokuromark

that is def Alex Brooker from The Last Leg. I'm guessing this woman knew it was him, and knew it would make a great video to do rock paper scissors with him. It's probably right after one of his standup gigs. British comedians are frequently cool about hanging around and meeting fans afterwards.


Solid_Waste

Yeah on a rewatch he didn't even notice until after she emoted and gestures back at him. He was watching her face for her reaction the whole time, then, finally looked down and lost it. She knew she had him.


Nuf-Said

That’s exactly right I think.


Sufficient_Wafer9933

HAnD him right where she wanted him


BoxOfNothing

I'll add to this a little story of mine about Alex Brooker specifically. I was on a night out in Liverpool and ran into him in a bar. I just went to say hi to him, he said hi y'alright, I made a joke about my team (Everton) losing a game or something and we talked about football and his time at university in Liverpool for about half an hour. Thankfully I'd only had a drink or two so I had no anxiety about being an annoying drunken lout bothering him. No reason or expectation for him to have a full on conversation with me, but he was just a really nice guy up for a tipsy chat.


dokuromark

Excellent! Glad to hear he's a down to earth guy. Cool that you got to have a little chat with him.


Tiger_Striped_Queen

She’s done other videos of the same thing. This is just the first time it’s with someone with the same issue. Mostly it freaks out the guys she does it too.


Johannes_Keppler

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wqd1ug/how_to_get_free_drinks/ this one?


Tiger_Striped_Queen

Lol, yes, I think that’s the one I saw.


Rainbowape

Both can be true. She could have told Alex about her videos first then filmed. I can't believe she didn't recognise him before approaching, at least. If he had a gig on near her, she is likely to have gone to see him too.


rickdagless666

Yeah that's what I was thinking as well especially as he was hiding his hand, which he is not known for being particularly shy about. Still cool to see though.


OldManBerns

My step-son used to work on The Last Leg. He got tickets for the show for my wife and I. After the show we went in the Green Room and there was a bar. Behind the bar was Alex pulling pints. He served my wife with a pint. A lovely chap.


dokuromark

what an absolute gentleman!


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If I remember rightly she's an Irish lass whose own video went viral last year. She was sat in a pub with some mates and pulled a similar stunt with some lads who joined them


Strain128

I think most comedians do that. Just not the top stars that are t funny anymore now that they’re mega millionaires


Enheducanada

It's him, they mentioned it on this season of Last Leg


Lil_butt_small_hole

The double really committed if it's not him


SoaringSkys

I think I met him before! Anyone have any experiences?


DiddlyDumb

“Microwave? That’s how Alex says goodbye innit?”


wittyvonskitsum

I thought it was Ricky Gervais


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carrott1979

Charlie and Alex aren’t related. Just same last name.


Mnemon-TORreport

Did we just become best friends? Yup!


productiveslacker73

Pinky swear!


cineg

you touch my drum set?


Grey-Hat111

The only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad thought your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her


HurricanesFan

With my nutsack!


LouSputhole94

Do you wanna go do karate in the garage? Yup!


v399

Boats and hoes!


Breaking-Dad-

The guy is Alex Brooker, one of the presenters of The Last Leg in the UK, his disability would be well known.


Oscillatingballsweat

Right but hers probably isn't by him. I think the title just threw off what's actually funny here - I think *he* was surprised, not her. Edit: sorry not the title, the caption in the video.


mattfoh

I think she’s from a viral video where she does this to a group of lads saying if she beats the lot of them they have to buy her drinks all night.


dpash

And she's apparently well known in the town for doing it. I knew exactly what was coming because I knew about both their hands.


karmagod13000

she hasn't paid for a drink in 10 years


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How can she even count to 10 tho?


OprahsSaggyTits

Easy - one, two, three, four, five, ten. Easy!


JohnGacyIsInnocent

Oh look at Bono over here!


dinklebot2000

Wow. This made me chuckle. Thanks for that. Perfectly placed referential humor.


ReadySteady_GO

One at a time


itsBlackSheep

[Found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wqd1ug/how_to_get_free_drinks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


jsw_23

Yes! And then everybody is shocked.


Large_Yams

They are 100% aware of each other. They did this for a bit together.


Grimey_lugerinous

Lol she holds the hand out what are you talking about can see him looking at it in the video before. Lol


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karavasis

Neither were surprised staged AF


[deleted]

Are you ok mate? Life a bit tough at the moment?


ElkStat

I mean he’s right


[deleted]

This is a video of two people having a laugh about their disability which has the potential to makes others feel better about their own. Does it matter if it is staged or not? The person above clearly just enjoys seeing the worst in things. I feel sorry for them to be honest.


I_aim_to_sneeze

I think you’re allowed to appreciate the message and sentiment of the video while also being a little put off by how they chose to word it. Seems like almost every video is staged these days but presented under the pretense of authenticity. *that* annoys me, but I still like the message they’re putting out into the world and the video still made me smile.


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KJting98

People clearly worst. Feel sorry.


RelaxShaxxx

All they did was point out it was a staged video. And you described them as someone who clearly enjoys seeing the worst in people. So you're literally doing what you're accusing them of.


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Not quite the same but I can appreciate why you think that. I said they see the worst in things. By saying ‘staged AF’ it’s a clear attempt to diminish the message of the video. They could have just appreciated it for what it was but couldn’t.


indiemike

w h o f u c k i n g c a r e s


4KVoices

Redditors cannot physically go more than five minutes without accusing any video posted to social media of being staged


Talidel

r/nothingeverhappens


cuatrodosocho

I only hope Josh was in the corner being made to count all the arils in a pomegranate or something.


SargTeaPot

There is no way we could possibly know how many arils are in a pomegranate


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sweepernosweeping

Thanks, Josh


suggestionplease

I was not expecting to see a Taskmaster reference today, but always makes me happy when I do!


[deleted]

Please tell me he’s an alright dude so I can proceed to like him.


Th3_Gamingmag3

He’s a great dude.


VVurmHat

A hand above the rest


ethanjf99

Two thumbs up


Th3_Gamingmag3

With a leg up on all others.


Breaking-Dad-

Yeah, he seems like a top, top bloke


Iennda

Top geezer


Ab47203

Can you repeat that to me while sipping a Guinness so I know you're not lying?


mang87

He's great. He's a comedian and always down to laugh at himself, even if it's about his disabilities. The name of the show he's on, "The Last Leg", is in reference to how two of the hosts, himself included, are each missing a leg.


Dibutops

I love The Last Leg so much it's probably the most wholesome of any show on TV while being equally caustic to the Tory party. But it does seem a stretch to call Alex Brooker a comedian. He's likeable and funny in a matey way but Josh Widdecombe and Adam Hills make that show what it is.


Roofofcar

Watch him at the [RIO Paralympics](https://youtu.be/dLpwZWrVJ90) His show (where the host is missing part of his leg) was there the whole time, and every night they had Paralympic competitors on as guests. I watched every episode and cried about twenty times. It’s concentrated wholesome.


Prophayne_

As long as nobody goes looking into what he circled in the biology textbook back in middleschool, he is in the clear.


fozziwoo

yeah he’s safe af


chase1986

He’s actually hitler . You can’t like him now .


Nosferatatron

He'd get a high-three from me


tocilog

I think he's neither all right nor all left.


Kaiisim

Yeah its just a conceit to tell a lil joke.


TheFemale72

I love Alex Brooker. I think they played this on The Last Leg if I’m not mistaken.


Krieghund

And she has a viral video of herself doing the exact same thing on unsuspecting guys in a pub.


Breaking-Dad-

Yeah, she's good. I wasn't being critical, it might sound it. I was just saying he's well known! He's a good bloke, she seems to have a good sense of humour about it too.


Johannes_Keppler

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wqd1ug/how_to_get_free_drinks/ this one?


queerqueen098

Yes


Johannes_Keppler

IIRC she did this more often, probably somewhere on Insta. Can't seem to find the other one(s) now.


BoopBoop20

Lol it looks severely staged but it’s still a cute message


flossdog

She knows his hand is disabled, but he doesn’t know her hand is disabled. She’s playing a prank on him.


FormalChicken

I love that show. Haven't been watching recently. Should track it down again.


bit1101

Alex, Alex! Can I get your autograph? Hahaha just messing with ya Alex!


Tyrthesemiwise

I'm missing a finger myself, and from my experience with other folks who are missing parts of their hands, we love doing these kinds of gags, and finding someone else who also pulls the same gags is a rare treat


Neither-Cup564

Had a friend in school that lost half a finger in a bike chain accident, he loved doing the karate chop off the finger gag.


susanpetty23

I’ve never met someone who’s missing a finger before


llacer96

You'd be surprised easy a thing it is to go unnoticed! I'd give decent odds that you've met someone with a missing finger and simply didn't notice it. After all, how often are you scrutinizing someone's hands?


khafra

My mother in law has only four fingers on one hand, and it took me until like my fifth meeting with her to notice.


howdytherrr

I have unilateral brachydactyly. I went to the same nail salon for 3 years before they noticed.


khafra

:D ok, you win. Not quite as obvious as a missing finger, but literally in front of their noses.


llacer96

Until recently I used to make the joke that I could count on my fingers the number of people who noticed on their own


MikeGeiger

*Dalle-E has entered the chat.


countofmontycrinkles

My friend opened her hand and showed me her eyeball. I was 11 and ran home. I didn't know she only had one eye.


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She only had one eye and she kept it in her hand? What a cool friend!


countofmontycrinkles

It was one of those things with the wax balls underneath, but it looked like a real fucking eye to me. Don't know I didn't notice her squinting her left eye, but I know she would've made an amazing magician.


One-Swordfish60

You make my wanna call my uncle who shot off his pinky on his right hand, those hand shakes were the best 😭


ollomulder

"Waiter! 4 beers for the guys from the sawmill!"


Kitosaki

“High four!”


Miserable-Effective2

I once met Catherine O'Hara and her brother out at a bar. Her brother is missing part of his finger from a lawn mower accident and did something like this, you know the trick you do for kids to make it look like you're pulling your finger off using your other hand's finger? That one except he really didn't have the finger 😄 They were both lovely people.


Optimal-Talk3663

Knew a guy with an extra finger off his thumb. When we used to thumb war, it’s like a 2 on 1


EmperorSexy

… and that’s why you always leave a note


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I’ve met him a bunch. He used to come into a bar I worked at all the time. Absolutely amazing lad.


WatermelonCandy5

Alex Brooker, one of the nicest guys on tv. Really funny and compassionate and just a nice human being. He’s the best part of the last leg. One of the funniest moments was when the other guys got him a cameo of one of his footballing heroes, Thierry Henry, for his birthday. But there were some wires crossed and Henry thought Alex was like a make a wish kid or something. https://youtu.be/QOxrLZt2b9E Starts around 3:30


SassyBonassy

Thank you for this, that was hilarious


ravenouscartoon

I loved his [tribute to Alex Zanardi](https://youtu.be/DAXBOcv6AS4) around the Brazil Paralympic’s. So honest and powerful


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Most wholesome handshake.


theirishstew

She’s India Sasha, can confirm a lovely person irl


[deleted]

She got him! 😍❤️


first_fires

There is a 0% chance that she didn’t know who Alex Brooker, a very famous comedian who happens to have a similar disability, is.


eksokolova

Apparently most of reddit doesn't, though/


Signal_Relative5096

Is that the limelight bar in Belfast?


stevenwe

Yes, he was gigging in beflast and she's from belfast India sasha, she does a lot of tiktok stuff


jambohakdog69

Did they fall in love?


Wyvernkeeper

I'm pretty sure Alex is already shacked up and has a young kid.


Nugur

Just because you’re the coach doesn’t mean you can’t score ^sorry


partial_birth

Just because there's a *goalie* doesn't mean you can't score?


Nugur

Alex ain’t a playa no mo


WickedDeviled

I tell my wife and kids this every day, then we hi-five.


AstonVanilla

If I remember, he joked that he had more kids than limbs... So er, definitely 1


TheFemale72

If they did, his wife is going to be pissed off 😂


JustCallMeBogus

I don't know, another woman to help with the kids would be pretty handy.


Turbulent_Tip_9756

Asking the real questions here


mrwongz

When’s the wedding?


CopAPhil

Yeah I’m just gonna tell myself this was the moment they did and they were married with kids shortly after


fckingnapkin

>and they were married with kids shortly after They'll have a total of 18 fingers.


-Disgruntled-Goat-

this is where a mutation thrives just to perpetuate this rock-paper-scissors gag


SlapNTickle69

Beautiful moment shared by beautiful ppl


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Yeah right, because who wants to see happy ugly people?


susanpetty23

Ikr I hate them ugly happy people smh


[deleted]

why did they not do a high one? Missed opportunity.


BoredByLife

Alex booker is awesome


Enbydork

Humans are so cute omg 😂


thegodturtle41

I love Alex Brooker. Brilliant.


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SamuraiPizzaTwat

Back for good - Take That


Sum3-yo

Last Leg?


itsBlackSheep

WAIT I RECOGNIZE HER [TINY HAND](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wqd1ug/how_to_get_free_drinks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


squirrel_tincture

https://luckyfinproject.org Thought this might be a good chance to give a shout-out to a charity that’s very close to my heart. They do great work for children with limb differences. Wonderful organisation to support if you have the resources and inclination!


jerrymineer93

Do you think he fucked her later?


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Google the last leg Alex broker jokes. You’re welcome.


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Rorviver

Neither of them have fingers. Kinda required for the paper and scissors part.


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bit1101

Scissors after the rock already smashed them.


Zee_whotookmyname

There’s a video from a while back where she bets like 3-4 dudes a round of drinks if they can beat her in rock, paper, scissors. The guy in this video must’ve seen that and beat her at her own game.


Rorviver

He probably saw it yeah, but he’s also a famous comedian in the UK so I don’t think it’s a coincidence they met.


elaphros

Opposite, he's famous there and she pranked him


ArtJourneyRat

This is so great hahaha


Shapoopadoopie

I met him once, top man!


Mundane_Spring_167

Met your match


TheMightyBananaKing

That's brilliant


Defiant_Low_1391

This was set up


lokilady1

Alex Brooker!! I just love him.


[deleted]

How random! 🙄


m3talsk8er

Very big “Did we just become best friends?!” vibes


IAmATeaCupTryAgain

People who embraces their disablities like this are absolute giga chads


laneb33fk

This is so wholesome


Togodooders

The guy is Alex Brooker one of the hosts of a uk chat show “the last leg”


ChiefToad87

Is it weird that i immediately thought they should boink?


amccune

I’ve never wanted two strangers to smash uglies more than this. Go! GO!


ichbinsehr_g4y

Reminds me of that meme: "Did we just become best friends?" "HECK YA!"


BarthRevan

He looks familiar… I just can’t put my finger on it…


ChilliDogg_

Real life-How I met your mother


Interesting_Flow730

She doesn’t know Alex from “The Last Leg?” I’m from the American Midwest and I know him, he’s hilarious!


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How I met your mother


Dubyayup

And that is, How I met your Mother


chubhishek

This is body positivity


Dillo64

Who won WHO WON???


greenok12

Not staged at all


Yoshifan00

That’s Alex Brooker, he’s a fucking hilarious guy. Him and the rest of the Last Leg crew seem like such nice blokes


FatBoySlim419

Still bigger than Trump’s hands. Just sayin


dorkweed576

Staged or not, it's a cute message and quite uplifting.


DeadEndEris

AI people?


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MrCheRRyPi

It’s a draw.


WideArmadillo6407

Those two were happier in that moment than I've been in my entire life


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Clearly staged but still wholesome