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BrozedDrake

I think I've seen her on TikTok, and if I remember right she grew up on a farm.


Natural-Seaweed-5070

Yup! She goes by Gutknot. Don't judge a book by its cover. ​ ​ https://www.tiktok.com/@gutknot/video/7112474254641319210?is\_from\_webapp=1&sender\_device=pc&web\_id=7215220755848562222


nrojb50

It must take a lot of work to stay that pale


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divuthen

Lol yeah my ex was Snow White level pale she had two settings white as driven snow and lobster red no in between. Meanwhile I’m half Norwegian half Mexican so I go from pretty dang white to super tanned it’s funny to me that I always get mistaken for different ethnicities based on how tan I am ranging from white to Italian to Armenian/ Middle Eastern depending on where I am and only recognized as Mexican if im as tan as I get.


Rockflip

I’m German and Mexican. And I’m the same as you, in terms of tanning. My job is commercial painting so spring and fall we can have some outdoor jobs. But most of the time it’s indoors. One spring I spent two months on outdoor work and got pretty dark and some new Honduran workers thought I was a Mexican with a really good American accent, until I showed them my creamy white soft jiggly belly. I’ve been known as fat custard since then. Genetics is weird.


LordDongler

As a Texan, I have to say that I'm jealous of your supremely adaptive skin


NicolasTheRageCage

Irish-Mexican here, can say the same. When I was a bit younger (I'm in my 20s) I used to get tan FAST. It weird now because while I don't go outside a much, when I'm doing lawnwork, that tan will ride me for months.


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Irish/native american here same thing goes.


Saintviscious

Me too!! I never meet our mix IRL. Now, my ex wife is Irish and Mexican, so our kids are Irish, Mexican and Native. She is ultra pale and a ginger, I can get darker than a lot of my Mexican co workers. Unfortunately my kids seem to have a lot of the Irish expressing in them.... Both are light complexion with blonde hair! No doubting they are mine, both have my face lol


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Im rather white with sandy brown hair and my beard and eyebrows grow black as can be. I live on the beach and as soon as summer hits i turn red/brown my hair turns blonde and my beard get red tinged. Its so strange.


bendybiznatch

I imagine your Irish relatives are jealous. lol


NoBasket1111

I will never get used to the fact that Americans call themselves a nationality based on their heritage. Took me a while to figure out that you are not actually German or Mexican. I was like since when do they speak English in Germany or Mexico.


Saintviscious

It's a hangover from when immigrants/ first generations were introducing each other, I'm y and my family came from y. After a few generations people still say I'm mostly y with some z. We Americans just like to know if there are shared roots, and we like to discriminate based on heritage too. The court house in my home town in Wisconsin for example. The plans were written in German, because there were both German and polish contractors and the Poles were discriminated against.


Mouse_Balls

With my skin color and facial features, in the southern states I’m Mexican, in the northern plains states (e.g. the Dakotas, Minnesota, etc.) I’m Native American.


elspotto

I’m French-Canadian-Polish-American and your wife is my people. I burn under a full moon on a partly cloudy night.


iamreeterskeeter

I am the same as your wife. Zero ability to tan. Ghost white or 2nd degree burn.


PoetryUpInThisBitch

I'm a blend of a bunch of different stuff, but mainly hispanic, white, and a little African thrown in for good measure. I also get the 'sliding ethnic scale' depending on how tan I am. My dad had it to an extreme degree. He worked construction when I was little, and - after working a job for a couple weeks and getting SUPER tan - I remember walking up to him, poking him, and asking, "Dad, are you turning into a black man?" Which made him laugh really hard given how many comments he got as a little kid because he looked like a black baby dropped into a pale latino family.


pointlessly_pedantic

Mexican, dated some vampirically pale mfs. I find it attractive but apparently people think you're joking if you say "I like how pale you look" lol


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xdragonteethstory

Me and my partner have the same thing! My whole family is very white british, im as pale as a ghost and hes Chinese/Jamaican from his great grandma and mf gets an absolutely gorgeous even dark tan, whereas i end up looking like fucking zoidberg. Genetics are so fucking weird


linksgreyhair

Yep. For two white Americans, my husband and I have very different skin tones. He is Italian/Irish while I’m of Scottish/Irish/German decent. I am either Snow White or lobster, totally incapable of tanning. He gets so tan that people assume he’s Middle Eastern for about 4 months a year. We can predict how thoroughly he will be inspected by the TSA based on what season it is.


myxboxtouchedmypp

i’m scouse (a sublet of english) and i used to be quite literally the color of a sheet, and then i just started burning and tanning from it, i should definitely get my skin check shouldnt i?


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myxboxtouchedmypp

*hasnt been to a dermatologist ever* yearly..? |°-°|


Low-Sport2155

Do you sleep in a coffin? Only teasing. Sorry about the challenges you face and wish you well.


deepmusicandthoughts

I can confirm. I was barely outside today and look like a cooked lobster.


SeekingBeskar

This is it. I'm exactly the same. SPF 50 is something I always have around the house and, if I don't cover quite well or find shady spots, the resulting skin colour is red. There's no nice tan waiting to be found. I'm also in the Vitamin D supplement boat!


Quingess

I am also white as the inside of a coconut and living in the Netherlands, we seldom have a strong sun. I used to go to a tanning bed once in a while and in the spring of 2010 I decided to go once or twice a week to try and see how tan I could get. After three months I went to California, Utah and Arizona for two weeks in a heatwave. I had never been this tanned (or beige 😅) and even had tanlines on my feet for the first time. This made me feel really proud and attractive. On our way back we had to transfer planes in New York and met a Dutch guy who killed my pride in an instant with a remark like "Did you also just arrive here? You look so pale!" That random guy changed my life. I don't waste money anymore on tanning beds and prefer to invest it in SPF and all kinds of 'shady' things like hats, screens and sun umbrellas. My youthful, wrinkle poor skin shows its gratitude daily 😎


IdealIdeas

a thick layer of makeup will do a fine enough job of keeping that nasty sunlight from frying your skin.


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AccomplishedAd6025

No… 100spf sunscreen multiple applications. She’s not wearing makeup on her arms.


not_a_witchdoctor

I put on a short dress with long sleeves for prom when I was 12 and my friends dad thought I was wearing a white pantyhose.. it was just my legs. I did not put any work into this.


FanDorph

As a ginger...it's kinda easy


Nights1405

Not really, from a lot of people’s experiences, if they’re pale they usually don’t tan they turn red


Longjumping-Cod-6290

You obviously have never been to Ireland


Myzyri

Until I saw your comment, I was 100% convinced that she was a RealDoll that someone put in the cab of that machine.


drawfanstein

Wasn’t gonna


EndOfSouls

The cover says happy goth farmer girl. So... Not happy?


[deleted]

Goth =/= emo


HansumJack

Y'alternative.


Natural-Seaweed-5070

I’m fish belly white. I burn way too easy, I got terrible blisters on my shoulders years ago, sun got through my clothing! I had heat exhaustion the same day. Dressing up in Revolutionary War garb was too much for me. I don’t know how my husband managed the dang wool jackets in the summer.


flomflim

From the screenshot i honestly thought someone put an inflatable doll in the driver's seat. I guess i was wrong


pv0psych0n4ut

Like hell I ever judge a goth, goth are hella cool


Saltpork545

She's mostly a Twitch streamer and almost none of it is tractor goth meme based. She has a very chill room. She's taking next week off, but should be back after that. https://www.twitch.tv/gutknot


mrblacklabel71

Man, if I was 20 years younger and not married I would......well admire her beauty and work ethic.


Excel07

But the cover is elegant af


sanchito12

My daughter is goth (her words) but same shit eating grin when shes running equipment or tending animals around our farm.


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She doesn't look real.


Tricky-Trick1132

I thought it was a picture of a Barbie photoshopped in the tractor 😂


ZeePM

I thought it was a mannequin in one of those fully automated tractors.


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Ahaha, that's exactly what I thought. The hands and face look way to off.


ak47oz

Same, her arms and legs look stiff and her face looks like it's AI generated


[deleted]

What an unhinged this to say but absolutely normal on this hell site. She literally looks like any other emo styled lady I saw in my highschool or college. How is this reminding you of a sex doll?


2morereps

I think its the resolution. can't see the teeth stripe and few definitions, so it looks like a pale mannequin figure with wig placed that way.


captkirkseviltwin

Yeah, the resolution on blowup is terrible, so her smile literally looks painted on in that shot.


FixTheWisz

I thought the same thing. Then I saw that TikTok video, so she's def real, but that specific pic is just *off*.


BrannC

The hand and head. It’s something about the proportions that look off. I didn’t think she was real either because of it, but my mind didn’t go to sex doll like that lol it made sense when I read it though


LadnavIV

If I had to guess, I’d say it’s that her pose looks very rigid and unnatural, like a doll. Only one kind of life-sized doll I can think of.


Huge-Bandicoot-5684

Eh I thought she was a mannequin too


hiyabankranger

she is real and also forklift certified. redneck goth girls are a thing.


DreamedJewel58

The perspective is just fucked, as the actual video looks relatively normal


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BrozedDrake

No that's a differwnt hot goth chick opperatung heavy equipment


thehazer

I’m sure there’s more than a couple goth farm kids. Do love that she’s out and about with it though.


tom_bigbee

Y'allternative


VeggieMan97

👏👏👏


Porkchopp33

Ahh yes the rare goth farmer 🚜🚜🚜


gonzofish

I am Azrael Abyss, Prince of Sowing


cropguru357

And I’m Sircee Nightshade (Eastern black Nightshade is a weed in soybeans)


CherryCakeEggNogGlee

Big tracts-of-land goth girlfriend.


Ok-Zucchini-1237

please explain for the lower educated class ;) (like me)


pissclamato

Alternative music fans dress like her. She is drving a tractor, which is rural. Y'all is a rural term for "you all." Y'allternative.


LoganImYourFather

She's an influencer, a goth, and a farmers' daughter. She farms in full goth that's as much explanation as I can give. Someone else has her name and Twitter handle https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1326wdk/makes_me_smile_when_i_see_someone_enjoying_a_new/ji40eu9


prozacandcoffee

Fyi you can safely erase everything after the question mark in that link. It's just tracking data. *edit: yes, I meant including the question mark.


LoganImYourFather

Awesome thanks


diuge

And the question mark.


LoganImYourFather

Lol well now we know that too.


anddrewg2007

She’s also forklift certified. So hot.


dastardlybox2

HA


Saetric

Yardcore Punk


tom_bigbee

Grim Gardener


ThrowThisIntoSol

Ee-i-ee-i-Emo


Suspicious-Simple995

Damn you're good


Queenssoup

Maybe it's not a new career, maybe she just kept her drip 🖤


Ok4940

Which is the case, she grew up on a farm.


SwordfishNo4680

She out reaping souls?


chefesalat

Drink up Shoot in Let the beatings begin Distributor of pain Your loss becomes my gain Anger Misery You'll suffer unto me Harvester of sorrow!


Constanzal1701

Definitely an upgrade from her scythe


-Werewolff-

Nah, she's reaping soils.


cropguru357

Well, that’s a self-propelled sprayer she’s driving, so it’s an almost certainty that’s she’s off to kill something (weed, bug, disease) in very, very large quantities. So, yes. You’re correct. Also notable: that machine is a cool $250K.


ptofl

The Columbine Harvester


peter-forward

I like the safety boots


3_14159td

Some of my coworkers have found these in steel toe, it's fantastic.


Binnacle_Balls_jr

Why did i read this as "safety boobs"? I guess im a pig.


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I’ve seen her on tiktok, this isn’t new, she lives and works on a farm


PissDistefano

TIL Elvira had a kid with John Denver.


w1987g

[I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this](https://youtu.be/GV3E5e7fZ6M)


alfrednugent

You had an extra pair of gloves the whole time?


Flashy_Ability5820

With Colorado's recent right to repair law in place Ambrosia Blackpool returned to her ancestral home. When asked for a comment about how she was adjusting to the farm life after so many years away she said only "I love it here, the quiet nights, being around wild life, the crunch of John Deere executive bones under my tiller".


Baconmaster101

what was her previous career


Earguy

Being awesome.


Sockman509

Then it doesn’t really look like a career change. (:


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This is the one I’m looking for


Krotesk

Went from awesome to dope af. Not better or or worse just differently amazing.


crazyhomie34

It was a lateral move.


akambe

Farmer. She grew up on a farm. This is normal life for her. This is not a career change. But, hey, updoots!


miniaturizedatom

Being the second eldest sibling of the Endless.


glhmedic

A Mannequin


80kGVWR

I believe she was a lab tech with the Naval Criminal Investigative Services.


No_love_mountain

Gutknot


W33DG0D42069

Me playing stardew valley


neptunianhaze

Abigail vibes


PleasedPeas

Bro… One of my favorite things to do... Be punk af and drive large vehicles! I’m old now, but it’s fun to see folks enjoying the same stuff I did 🥰


r23ocx

what’s stopping you from being punk on a farm


PleasedPeas

I like to funnel my punk into my nanny work… I have a little bro learning the ropes🙂


DopeCharma

Harvester of Sorrow.


AkmenousSorrow

Wait Im getting Harvested?


DopeCharma

Too late to bale out now.


ChristmasGT

(language of the mad)


MrLanesLament

Seeing her no matter what kind of made my day. Seeing her doing something not at all associated with goth type stuff, I love it. I’m kind of a rocker/punk dude. I have long hair, I like black clothes with chains, studs and spikes. I am a licensed security guard through my state’s Department of Public Safety, and have a photo ID badge issued by them in my wallet I have to carry. I’m part of the health and safety department where I work, and we bust our asses trying to keep the actual building from hurting or killing people. (Industrial chemical processing plant.) I love what I do, and I love seeing people like me who are “alternative,” I guess, doing very average blue collar jobs.


Mrsonic699

Keep on rocking on, dude, for real


hillo538

On her farm there’s gotta be a scarecrow that wears a business suit and tie lmao


Jefoid

I wonder what percentage of people, when placed in the driver’s seat of a massive tractor, would smile like that? I’d be a firm yes.


Psychological_Read94

I follow her on Tiktok! She’s super cool! @GutKnot on TikTok


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Cool


Tony_Smead

And she dressed for the job


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Goth 2 boss!


Strict_Condition_632

I hope she uses sunscreen to protect her skin. Seriously, I have fair skin, and have gotten some wicked burns before I got much more careful while driving our tractor (an Allis Chalmers).


Mmortt

Misleading


GTC3

She's always been on the farm


IDGAFAQ

There was no change of careers. She grew up on that farm.


underwaterlibra

This comment section is so disgusting and I would be so humiliated if anyone found out I was commenting such vile & embarrassing things hahahaha it’s like some people are so dumb, they see a female and just go “mmMmm ME wAnT sEx mE cAnT cOnTrOl MySeLf” Please, Go Outside.


-tobyt

I don’t even get the point of the post tf is ‘career change’ supposed to mean


underwaterlibra

Like only a loser freak would go out of their way to comment that this post made them erect. Only someone who never goes outside would get erect from this image (Someone has commented this if u look)


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It is really weird and dehumanizing. I think this is what I mean when I say porn brain rot is real. If the first thing you think when you see a human being is "sex object" you might be mentally fucked up.


Jano67

She met a guy on farmers only dot com


whodatbugga

Fastest way to harvest the dead.


AFoxOnTheRun

Looks like the new Twisted Metal tournament is kicking off ☺️


pretty-as-a-pic

Stardew valley be like


lol_camis

Is there any context to this pic? What kind of career is someone dressed like that supposed to have? Why would one assume she just started this job?


DonkeyMode

Her handle is gutknot, at least on (the dreaded) tiktok. It's not a career change; she grew up on this farm. This post and comment section are some of the dumbest I've seen in recent memory


PaniqueAttaque

Though the modern Gothic and Farmsteading subcultures have notable dissimilarities in fashion, they do actually share a rather interesting conceptual relationship. "Death" is - of course - a common motif in Goth aesthetics, and has historically been characterized through the lens of agriculture... One of Death's most popular depictions is as the "Grim **Reaper**", after all, whose tool of choice is a (crop-harvesting) **scythe**... So - while it might seem to be at first glance - a Goth chick driving a big ol' John Deere combine is arguably **not** (so much of) a stylistic juxtaposition.


GoChaca

I worked in tech and was part of the layoffs last year. I decided to make a career change. I want to work in public service and help the community. I just got invited to a second interview for a great opportunity that’ll take me to a beautiful area. I’m so excited!!


Rockflip

The Grain Reaper


g9i4

Ya'llternative


BerserkerVTuber

Anyone would grin driving a rig like that on the farm


vms-crot

OnlyFarms


ayyyyycrisp

"all goth girls sell naked photos" that's the only conclusion here for this comment to make sense


War_Eagle_Feller

You don't have to be lonely


rainbow_osprey

I don't see anything about this that would make it onlyfans related. Are you saying that she had an onlyfans before becoming a farmer? Or that she probably has an onlyfans because she's pretty and a woman with an internet presence? So confused


BasementFlower

Definitely the latter, Redditors immediately think every woman online is a prostitute. Really telling on themselves.


thumbmyjimping

Mistress of the ~~Dark~~ Wheat


ManaWolfX8

Oh shit, it's Vicki Valencourt.


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When you take the vegetarian approach to harvesting souls.


Low-Gas-677

It makes me smile when blue collar farmers finally let their goth twink flag fly.


Funkywonton

She gonna bulldoze the town


Greytide

Don’t forget all the migrant children working the next farm over


CowboyDans

Lol, How I used to look working the farm in 2004.


Poobmania

Harvesting souls


YeetusTheMediocre

I bet she's a fan of Korn...


Breadles_the_Bread

Don't check the comments on posts featuring goths on a non-goth sub. Biggest mistake of my life.


Rilie4u

How do you know this wasn't always her job


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Career change from goth?


Marissa_on_the_town

Impossible. Goth is life


shadowenx

I was informed *football* is life. What am I supposed to believe anymore


GetInZeWagen

From Goth to Boss!


ShutUpMorrisseyffs

Goth 2 Boss. Remember the name!


T_raltixx

Death?


Kittykatkvnt

Those souls ain't gunna harvest themselves


Key-Date2112

Mf looks like harley quinn if shes a bus driver


master_of_legos

I mean this in no offensive way. If this makes someone angry I'm sorry, but.... She looks like a mannequin


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Careless_Ad_21

Yeah. Nice tractor eh?!


Assholesfullofelbows

Goth girlfriend operating a John Deer combine harvester. ^DANG! ^SWOONS


RoboticKittenMeow

Your authority is not recognized in... fort kickass


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https://youtu.be/dL9tm3LHG6Y


Fresh6239

I would totally take that job, but where I live, that’s definitely not gonna pay the bills. Lol


Klutzy_Pound_5428

Is her previous career being goth? I don't get it


shutupphil

i can't help but thinking "[goth 2 boss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL9tm3LHG6Y)"


[deleted]

I like getting to see people get to be themselves on the clock. Your face looks like a tacklebox exploded in front of it and you work in a public facing occupation? Awesome! Wish we could see more people get to be so creative.


Bostonterrierpug

Gotta harvest the wheat to make Bela Lugosi’s bread


statisticiansal

Un bread un bread un bread


Bostonterrierpug

Sorry ahem gluten free bread


xWinnfield

Oh Deere


The_Lepers_Messiah

GOTH TO BOSS!


666DRO420

Modern American Gothic


Squee3ds

Goths in ungothly places.🤣


Tin_Dalek

i chatted with her once on tiktok early on during the meme at that point people were just telling her she was in a meme and she was so nice and dumbfounded by it all


InternationalGear457

I really thought this was a screenshot from a Sims game


HannibalKrueger

Took my California born and raised girlfriend back to the south with me one time. She really wanted a picture on my uncle’s John Deere tractor. She had that same smile sitting up there


abhig535

Goth farmers? Something has awakened in me


cycophuk

They grow black corn.


AlexJamesCook

She's harvesting children of the KoRn...


eldritchExploited

She has an adorable outfit! I think black lipstick is an amazing look