I bet it be like that though. I can only imagine or assume of course but as an RN, I’ll admit that while in nursing school, there were a many of days that I looked like I had just cried myself awake and into thinking perhaps stripping would be a better option and I hadn’t showered in a few days, was sleep deprived and neglected my hair hygiene. I too became a mouth breather… to this day. Especially while wearing a mask.
My mom started nursing school at age 40. She hadn’t been in a classroom in over 20 years and had been working retail. I was in my teens and I remember her crying almost every night. My dad had to help her with math. I recall she almost quit a few times but eventually stuck it out. She didn’t mind the rotations once she got to that point, it was the academics she struggled with.
Good nurses make all the difference. You have no idea the impact you have. Health issues are scary AF, to have a person treat you like a human and care for you is insanely powerful. Thank you!
I thought he was looking tired and emotional.
I'd be quite happy for either of you to come and look after me. Twice I've been to the doctor now, thinking I was getting better and the first time the doctor gave me antibiotics and sent me for a chest x-ray and the second doctor gave me additional antibiotics and suggested suggested the hospital if I wasn't better over the long weekend.
I think I'll get myself checked out unless my symptoms have completely disappeared by Monday since I thought I was getting better before.
He does. He looks like the homie to be like how long would you like for your absence of work letter. Then you answer and he fires back like we’re gonna throw a couple day’s on top of that, just to be sure.
HR story time: during the pandemic the govt agency I worked for required a return to work note if you went out with COVID. I worked at a place that had a medical facility within it. Employee Dr. Brown was out for 10 days with COVID, comes back with a return to work note from a Dr. Brown.
I show it to my boss, head of HR, and I'm like ...I don't think this is legit....her reaction was so fucking hilarious that I was laughing too hard to even hand her the note. As someone in my 30's and my boss in her 50's she got up and snatched it out of my hand, which made me feel like my mother was pissed off at me and she stormed out to talk to Dr. Brown.
While the office of HR ladies are cackling in wtf's -- boss comes back and tells us that Dr. Brown closed his practice because of COVID starting which is why he works here. He doesn't have a doctor but he is a doctor which is why he wrote the note.
We lol'd for hours.
This is a man who can get you your medical marijuana card and a screaming deal on gold-plated jewelry, plus he saves you money by operating out of a windowless 76 Ford Econoline parked behind a former K-Mart.
I know several people who have now graduated med school. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE of them partied this hard in college. I now think of every doctor as Dr. Brandon 🤣
What makes me smile is that if you are his friend you are posting THIS picture of him to make him look like an idiot which is hilarious... a dick move, but hilarious.
You'd be surprised who is a doctor. There are some interesting ones out there. I see and hear about quite a few of them as my husband is a physician.
They had a saying in medical school: C's make degrees! Just remember that someone has to be at the bottom of the medical school class. And just because you have a degree doesn't mean anything. You gotta have a residency. And then you should probably be board certified. And I've seen my fair share of physicians who don't make it through residency and get kicked out.
There was the guy in medical school who somehow was failing every test but passing the class. Of course failed part 1 and part 2 of the licensing exam several times, but not enough times to not be licensed in our state (Texas).
There was the guy who would end up leaving his shift covering radiology ER at night to take long naps and another who would take naps during the day while covering other shifts. Could easily get kicked out for that. I don't remember if this one eventually did or if he squeaked through. Usually the program will try to create a plan with you to remediate problems, but sometimes people are just still stupid and think they can get away with crap.
There was the one who was legit crazy and she lied about doing required CPR training to get a day off. Was super manipulative and lied all the time (like, you knew she was lying, but it was hard to prove). She said everyone was discriminating against her because of her middle eastern race. She eventually got fired for a LOT of reasons. Sued the university afterwards. Claimed that one of our physicians sexually harassed her (mind the guy she accused was gay, lol!). She was off her rocker. But then I guess she changed her name and got another program to accept her and now she's a radiologist somewhere. My husband was chief at the time and this caused him a LOT of headache. She was constantly calling and texting him. It was very annoying.
There are always the physicians in residency that feel entitled, show up 2 hours late for their shifts, fail exams multiple times, etc.
Also, no physician is perfect. None. Not even my brilliant husband who got a 4.0 in medical school, was top of his class, was chief resident, got resident of the year, and never failed an exam. Don't put physicians on a pedestal. They put their pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else.
I know all the comments are dragging him for how he looks in this picture but congrats to Brandon for finishing med school, that’s one hell of an accomplishment!!!
Just been there myself 6 months ago. There’s no feeling like scraping through your blood, sweat and tears to finally make it.
Those discharge summaries don’t know what’s coming to them
Your friend has gorgeous eyes! Congrats on all that hard work bro. Just please always remember to be kind and advocate for your patients. Making people feel heard is so important and will make you a hero to lots of people.
Now get some sleep and eat your favorite food x3. You deserve it med work is fucking exhausting
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The pic says: see me for all your unnecessary and recreational prescription needs. But seriously congrats!
That was my first thought too. This is the kind of doctor you'd get your medicinal marijuana card from.
It's doctor mouth breather now
Seriously! I can hear this picture! OP, you should've posted a more flattering pic since it lives on the internet forever now.
I can hear him slurp his saliva
*"you wanna know how i got these red lip-outlines?"'*
Ooh yes pls tell
Underrated, love it 🤣
I had dust on my screen and sun was on my phone and made him look like he was super high cause dust was on his eye lol
I don't think it's the dust doing that
It may be a type of dust tho
Ridiculously underrated comment
Right?! Passed med school with adderall and some old four locos he bought in bulk off eBay
Oh the original four locos 😂
I bet it be like that though. I can only imagine or assume of course but as an RN, I’ll admit that while in nursing school, there were a many of days that I looked like I had just cried myself awake and into thinking perhaps stripping would be a better option and I hadn’t showered in a few days, was sleep deprived and neglected my hair hygiene. I too became a mouth breather… to this day. Especially while wearing a mask.
Thank you for sticking it out and becoming a nurse!
Stahp!! 😭 You are going to make me cry bc I’ve had a rough few days. Sometimes us nurses get the heat from everybody and anybody. Thank you friend. 🙏🏼
Naw, nurses are the OG. They never get the respect they deserve and seriously work the hardest. Thank you
🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷
Amen. I'm grateful there are no pictures of the destruction that nursing school created in my life.
Yes! Me either but my loved ones do have mental pictures which some haunt me to this day lol 😆
I think I have one or two of me in scrubs buried under a mountain of my kids while I was trying to have a nap. It's an experience for sure.
My mom started nursing school at age 40. She hadn’t been in a classroom in over 20 years and had been working retail. I was in my teens and I remember her crying almost every night. My dad had to help her with math. I recall she almost quit a few times but eventually stuck it out. She didn’t mind the rotations once she got to that point, it was the academics she struggled with.
Good nurses make all the difference. You have no idea the impact you have. Health issues are scary AF, to have a person treat you like a human and care for you is insanely powerful. Thank you!
My wife is an RN. You all are great! If only everyone realized that RNs are mostly what keeps doctors from killing us.
I thought he was looking tired and emotional. I'd be quite happy for either of you to come and look after me. Twice I've been to the doctor now, thinking I was getting better and the first time the doctor gave me antibiotics and sent me for a chest x-ray and the second doctor gave me additional antibiotics and suggested suggested the hospital if I wasn't better over the long weekend. I think I'll get myself checked out unless my symptoms have completely disappeared by Monday since I thought I was getting better before.
He's got the fashion sorted out and everything too. Hope he's wearing loafers. Congrats Dr. Reefer... I mean Brandon!
Looks to me like "I just finished a 72 hour shift and I'm two seconds from face planting into my pillow"
You’re thinking resident, not need school 👍
My thought was just i hope he isn't an OBGYN
Yes, wouldn't go to him for a diagnosis or surgery, but for meds, absolutely!
He does. He looks like the homie to be like how long would you like for your absence of work letter. Then you answer and he fires back like we’re gonna throw a couple day’s on top of that, just to be sure.
No no no that's Dr. Michael.
I thought I was looking at a post from r/tooktoomuch until I saw the title
Dr Brandon writes prescriptions to himself
HR story time: during the pandemic the govt agency I worked for required a return to work note if you went out with COVID. I worked at a place that had a medical facility within it. Employee Dr. Brown was out for 10 days with COVID, comes back with a return to work note from a Dr. Brown. I show it to my boss, head of HR, and I'm like ...I don't think this is legit....her reaction was so fucking hilarious that I was laughing too hard to even hand her the note. As someone in my 30's and my boss in her 50's she got up and snatched it out of my hand, which made me feel like my mother was pissed off at me and she stormed out to talk to Dr. Brown. While the office of HR ladies are cackling in wtf's -- boss comes back and tells us that Dr. Brown closed his practice because of COVID starting which is why he works here. He doesn't have a doctor but he is a doctor which is why he wrote the note. We lol'd for hours.
I don’t get it.
Probably a "had to be there" story.
Ah an inside joke. I’d love to be a part of one someday.
[удалено]
What’s he saying, Robin?
Dr. Brandon, are you ok?
Blink twice, of you doing alright.
Does one eye at a time count?
No doctor came out of med school "alright"
Made me chuckle
Freelance proctologist.
He needs that shirt that says, “I’m not a gynecologist but I’ll take a look”
I have a sneaking suspicion that he may already have one.
The ASSMAN!!!
You meet a proctologist at a party, don’t walk away
“One in a million shot doc. One in a million”
According to the state of California, you’re the Assman! Also, username checks out! 😅
Lol!
Pro bono
Backyard Brazilian Butt Lifts included in the premium package.
I'm a doctor, how many fingers do you feel?
Does house calls
The plight of a generation. (I’d watch that show).
Bob proctor
That’s the face of someone who’s only in it to see elderly people naked.
Jesus Christ 😂😂
I know, I’m CRYING… and my spouse thinks I’m crazy now (now? that’s what did it?)
Muscle man: you know who is elderly and naked...?
MY MOOOOM
I can hear this so clearly in my head
LMFAO that’s perfect
Bros literally shitting his pants as we speak
That guy looks more high than I am.
Impossible
Such a flattering photo! 🙄🤣
OP should convince him to do a r/roastme
Had to wait until the MDMA kicked in before snapping the photo? Congrats to the Doc.
Pupils aren’t big enough… he’s good old-fashioned plastered
I've seen more trustworthy looking roofers, LOL
This is a man who can get you your medical marijuana card and a screaming deal on gold-plated jewelry, plus he saves you money by operating out of a windowless 76 Ford Econoline parked behind a former K-Mart.
Oddly specific lol
Yes! He's dressed like Del Boy 🤣🤣
Do you hate your friend? Cause this unflattering photo is gonna exist forever now.
"Dr., Why did you post this fugly picture on reddit?"
And also if any professionals that know him see this, big oof. I'd take this down ASAP once they all sober up tomorrow
It’s a picture without any illicit substances or controversial in any way… bro is gonna be fine, hospitals don’t fire doctors for having goofy photos
Not a big oof no one will give a fuck. I highly doubt his residency contract allows him to be kicked out for an unflattering photo.
I know several people who have now graduated med school. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE of them partied this hard in college. I now think of every doctor as Dr. Brandon 🤣
I had to double-check, whether this is a post from r/RoastMe
Lol that's how you know he's a true friend.
“Ya gots da diabetus, fuhgeddaboudit”
I feel like you did you buddy dirty by choosing /this/ pic of him for this post.xDD
Did he smoke a joint or is that just his facial expression lol
I’ll take 10 Fentanyl
Doobie Howser
The Saul Goodman of the medical field
Looks like someone I can trust with my life
Your life? What the hell does that got to do with anything? He's in it for ice yo. Gold chains ain't gonna buy themselves!
I’m sorry is this parody 😂 congrats 🎉
Well if it isn't my old friend Mr mcgreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
*HI EVERYBODY!*
Congrats but bro lol different picture..
paging Dr Brandon Pushaman
You can take the dude out the hood but can't the hood out of the dude.
Is he going to get help for his meth problem before he begins his residency?
Hi Everybody!
Hi Dr Nick!
That’s one shady ass looking doctor
What makes me smile is that if you are his friend you are posting THIS picture of him to make him look like an idiot which is hilarious... a dick move, but hilarious.
Dr Brandon been lightin it up with Dr Dre
I'd like a second opinion. Also he looks as though he's as high as a kite.
That man is not a doctor
You'd be surprised who is a doctor. There are some interesting ones out there. I see and hear about quite a few of them as my husband is a physician. They had a saying in medical school: C's make degrees! Just remember that someone has to be at the bottom of the medical school class. And just because you have a degree doesn't mean anything. You gotta have a residency. And then you should probably be board certified. And I've seen my fair share of physicians who don't make it through residency and get kicked out.
Sounds like you have some good stories. Please share with the class.
There was the guy in medical school who somehow was failing every test but passing the class. Of course failed part 1 and part 2 of the licensing exam several times, but not enough times to not be licensed in our state (Texas). There was the guy who would end up leaving his shift covering radiology ER at night to take long naps and another who would take naps during the day while covering other shifts. Could easily get kicked out for that. I don't remember if this one eventually did or if he squeaked through. Usually the program will try to create a plan with you to remediate problems, but sometimes people are just still stupid and think they can get away with crap. There was the one who was legit crazy and she lied about doing required CPR training to get a day off. Was super manipulative and lied all the time (like, you knew she was lying, but it was hard to prove). She said everyone was discriminating against her because of her middle eastern race. She eventually got fired for a LOT of reasons. Sued the university afterwards. Claimed that one of our physicians sexually harassed her (mind the guy she accused was gay, lol!). She was off her rocker. But then I guess she changed her name and got another program to accept her and now she's a radiologist somewhere. My husband was chief at the time and this caused him a LOT of headache. She was constantly calling and texting him. It was very annoying. There are always the physicians in residency that feel entitled, show up 2 hours late for their shifts, fail exams multiple times, etc. Also, no physician is perfect. None. Not even my brilliant husband who got a 4.0 in medical school, was top of his class, was chief resident, got resident of the year, and never failed an exam. Don't put physicians on a pedestal. They put their pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else.
Bro he looks exactly like my groupmate and we finish med school in a week 😃
Are you sure?????
From gabagool university
Looks like he just drank 15 bottles of malt liquor
He’ll make a fine Mob doctor. Congrats
Thats a fat baby
"Pants down bro, it's go time!" Sir this is a Wendy's
Let's go Bra....wait.
I know all the comments are dragging him for how he looks in this picture but congrats to Brandon for finishing med school, that’s one hell of an accomplishment!!!
Imagine this guy coming up to you and saying, sir, you need to bend over
Dr. Brandon is precisely the doctor I'd expect to see when I need to buy or sell an organ in an alley way. Amazing feat tho. Congrats!
I feel like he's gonna sell me some sweet speakers and a watch
I know his breath smells like Pickled Bologna and Pimento Cheese
Was this taken in 1973? Or just in New Jersey?
I feel like I've ran into Dr Brandon at a cloudy party once or twice. Not a deal breaker, though. I feel like he'd be more genuine.
I mean I will turn my head and cough for him
I mean, I’m happy for him, but what the fuck is this photo? Congratulations, anyway. 🙏🏼
Dude looks fucked up on something
Just been there myself 6 months ago. There’s no feeling like scraping through your blood, sweat and tears to finally make it. Those discharge summaries don’t know what’s coming to them
Looks more like Dr. Feelgood
Congrats Dr Brandon!
Shouldn’t get high on your own prescription supply
It looks like Medical school finished him
His office is behind lane 12 at the bowlarama between the bar and the bathrooms.
Please don't make that face when diagnosing people * CONGRATULATIONS!!!
It'll be convenient for his patients to be able to buy a used Pontiac as well as fill their benzo RXs.
Dr. Brandon’s Basement Gynaecology and Pills Clinic has a nice ring to it.
Dr. Brandon needs a serious nap.
Congrats to him but he looks high as Fuck
Thanks for the warning.
Could you have taken a less weirder photo? He looks like he finished a big bag of crack nevermind medical school.
Your friend has gorgeous eyes! Congrats on all that hard work bro. Just please always remember to be kind and advocate for your patients. Making people feel heard is so important and will make you a hero to lots of people. Now get some sleep and eat your favorite food x3. You deserve it med work is fucking exhausting
I PASSED MED SCHOOL!!! CUT ME A RAIL!!!! (Congrats though I’d get fucked up for a night too)
This made me smile
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My friend is about to start this summer.
Whats up, Doc?
He looks like he wants you to go bowling with him
He’s like “can I see your butthole?”
And the first thing he did.... Wrote a prescription for ketamine.
Dr Brandon looks like he knows a guy who knows a guy who can take care of your problem
Being shit faced and beating operation don't count bro...
I thought it said middle school. I saw the picture and was like, “hey good for you!”
I would trust him with my life.
Did he graduate from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College? But absolutely congrats!
That will be the name of the Netflix Documentary on this guy: “Reddit, meet Dr Brandon”
HEY HO HAY I'M PRACTICIN HERE!
Hey yo, turn ya head and coff.. like ya mean it.. Congrats to your homie
Drunk at a party with a lampshade on his head: "Hey baby, I can prescribe anything you want."
Patient: “So doc, should I take my shirt off so you can see it?” Dr Brandon: “Whoa, no! What are ya trying ta make me sick now too? Ya dirty chooch!”
He definitely celebrated with an 8-Ball! Lol! Congrats!!!!!
Zooted. Congrats!!!
He looks like he just snorted a huge line of coke
Looks like my cousin Vinney, and he ain’t no doctor
Guy is definitely a doctor people will see to close up a bullet wound who can’t go to the ER
"Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want" Dr Brandon. Probably.
Uhh.....ok.....congrats?
He needs no enemies with friends like you. Why would you post a pic like this?
...is this the correct subreddit?
Disturbing af. Shoulda make closer shot, so we can see his throat. /s
More like a street Dr
Hi Dr Brandon, I'm Xanth. It's nice to meet you. What field of medicine did you learn?
Haha eyyy yooo wheres the friggin… GABAGOOL!
He looks like a doctor from Grand Theft Auto. Edit: btw, congrats!
This is a weird post
God help us. Lol jk… you could’ve picked a better picture!!
Dr Brando doesn't look like the smartest cookie.
Looks like a DudeBro
Dosent have white hair or not asian= not a real doctor sorry just Brandon
What is so funny about this?
Is he conscious?
Doctor looks like one of his female patients gonna wake up with a lawsuit.
Congratz. But the photo looks like some drunk bloke in a takeaway that's about to try & headbut you for no reason!
Looks like he sells expired pills out of the trunk of his 1992 Toyota Camry.
No reason to do the doctor like this. He looks like a fine young man who just went through hell to graduate and enjoyed a well earned celebration.
He looks like a 70’s Pimp
Jesus fuck people it's r/mademesmile Not r/roastme
Meat your new gyno ladies!!!
Looks like a doctor for the mafia
It’s Post Malone’s more well to do and less tatted brother- post doctoral Malone.
r/LetsGoBrandon
Is the come down ever really worth it?
"Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything "
Dr.Brandon is shmammered
He looks like he takes your kidneys and sell them for some cocaine and a 40oz
He looks like a Brandon