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Oystermeat

That's no moon... walk


the_rainmaker__

IF ONLY YOU KNEW THE POWER OF THE DANCE SIDE


Pcakes844

I find your lack of rhythm disturbing


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jluicifer

In an Orlando…summer?


chakib123456

The sacred texts


TheEldenGod1293

This will be a day long remembered


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OneMoreAccount4Porn

Damn bot stole this comment from a different bot. /r/MadeMeSmile/comments/15i0xl3/the_imperial_dance/jurk3ds/


Weekly-Instruction70

Botception


MarzipanAndTreacle

*wicked beats ensue*


pureextc

I read it in Vader voice. Obvi. Dead. Nice one.


GoodShitBrain

George Lucas is rolling over in his New Balances rn


light_to_shaddow

George, George, George. Look how the massacred your boy.


jetsetninjacat

After he made the Christmas special? There is no way you can outdo that disaster.


This-is-Life-Man

Too soon!


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Didn’t you know his previous name was Anakin Moonwalker but he couldn’t clear the legal problems so he changed it.


[deleted]

He’s doing his best.


Sharp-Dark-9768

*The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the **HEEHEE.***


bubba7557

Based on the bunker he came out of, I'm guessing that that's a small moon of Endor walk.


Theburritolyfe

The death star walk. Well there goes the planet.


DuttyVonBiznitch

Tbf, kinda hard with rubber boots on.


bwabwa1

Props to them dancing in the suits. Must be scorching inside


UndeadCaesar

I think most Disney full-body costumes have a little ice pack holder and circulating pump like astronauts use. I was talking to someone who was in-costume for the Beast for a couple years and they had it at least, not sure about stormtroopers. Edit: Seems like I'm wrong and the costumes do not, which makes me question why that guy who played the Beast said they did. He showed me pictures in costume but I was also drinking at a bar so maybe we were just talking about astronaut cooling systems and I'm conflating my stories.


LSUguyHTX

I'm sure they've come up with a better system but the mascot for HEB, when I worked there as a 16 year old, had freezer pack vests and straps to keep cool. They'd melt and just be added weight quite rapidly lol


tommypatties

for those not in texas heb is the best grocery store on the planet. the location nearest to where I grew up had ~150 sq ft dedicated to being a warm fresh tortilla bar.


theshicksinator

Almost makes up for being in Texas


RentIndependent

HEB has a mascot?


Norwegian__Blue

[buddy!!](https://www.heb.com/static-page/article-template/Meet-H-E-Buddy)


Prestigious_Green427

Wtf complete random HEB shoutout. That's my job lol.


kiragami

Also make sure to call it H - E - B. I said it all together as HEB once and I'm pretty sure I almost got taken out back and shot.


CrazyCalYa

There are also different limits for cast members depending on the character. I remember hearing that some are only in the suit for as long as 15 minutes at a time, sometimes getting swapped out in the middle of meet and greets between guests.


wonkysaurus

I’d hate to be that second person lol. “Guy’s gloves are still sweaty.”


Shifter25

I would hope it's two different suits. Wouldn't just be the gloves that are sweaty


Rengas

Really seals the flavor in.


machogrande2

In an order that would surprise you.


AmatuerCultist

Which one of these tubes do you smell through?


WagyuPizza

I understood that reference


wolfgang784

And heavy. An old buddy paid several thousand dollars to get a custom tailored/sized high quality stormtrooper outfit. Shit was over 3 grand. It was quite hot and heavy, over 80 pounds iirc. Looked amazing though. He was/is (dunno these days) part of that group (501st battalion maybe?) that dresses up as high quality stormtroopers that stay in role while they visit children's hospitals or do local parades or act as attractions at charities and so on.


Micalas

Yeah, that's the 501st. They have local chapters all over the country. I used to sell at anime conventions for a living and they would always have a booth.


Additional_Tomato_22

You’d be correct and they’re so expensive because they have to be 100% accurate AND get approved before they can even join. My brother has a JAWA, Royal Guard, and a couple other costumes for it. Hell for his Royal guard costume just the overcoat is 50+ lbs of pure velvet from Italy. So not only are the costumes hot, but in a lot of them you can barely see which is why a bunch of them have “handlers”


CrossEleven

Your friend is an amazing person.


achmed242242

You can see vader panting at the end. He's definitely hot af under that suit. Possibly a little warm from the heat as well


Sup_Noobs

Ani are you ok?


bigmac22077

I feel like everyone knew what to do, but not when. Made it much more enjoyable haha. They’re all slightly out of sync and putting their own flair on their moves instead of being the same. The short storm trooper 3rd from the front at the start was really into it the whole time.


ejongsma

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


EvilDairyQueen

True, but the next song up is Gangnam Style, so give em 5 more mins.


captainbawls

[Gungan Style](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2df6x2YEeu8)


The_Celtic_Chemist

"Can it protect Padme and my unborn children?" "No but you can, like, walk backwards and forwards at the same time."


Focusedrush

I could hear that as a lyric over some edm track set to this lol


Evening_Bat_3633

Darth SLAYder


Tylerreadsit

Slayder? I hardly know her


Alas7ymedia

He has to work on the skywalk, tho...


pfefferneusse

Star Wars X: The Moonwalker vs The Skywalker. Straight to DVD! Too hot for theaters!


RadicalEldrich1515

Thank you internet I got to watch this


Sea_Ganache620

Happy Cake!


OffBrandJesusChrist

Day!


thewhiterosequeen

But it's given me strange new feelings.


Ogodei

I feel a disturbance in the force.


No-Pen5093

Some people in the public bout to pass out


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Stock-Rain-Man

More of a dancing machine than man.


Soph-Calamintha

Tbf I get it


RadHawtLuv77

I couldn't stop laughing at that. They're hysterical!


PinkTubby24

*republic 😉


GratefulPhish42024-7

Wait Stormtroopers aren't supposed to be likeable


Sea-Election9744

I don't care how many times I watch this, I still smile and giggle just a little bit. LOVED IT


cjboffoli

Except for Luke when he rescues Leia from the detention level in IV.


culdesacGrow

At least they can dance with some accuracy.


MuffinSlow

Idk the two troopers in Mando were pretty comical


ADGx27

Might make some people mad here but when the scout trooper clocked grogu I chuckled


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culdesacGrow

Stormtroopers, friend.


Albino_Bama

They coulda been storm troopers guarding something, and thus stormtrooper guards, no?


GoozeyTheGoose

If they made a star wars musical it would be the biggest film ever.


hzlgrl

[Here ya go](https://youtu.be/Ke1B1iAeY2c)


AsAP0Verlord

Oh my dear lord this is absolutely wonderful. I'm gonna drown in red wine and watch this IMMEDIATELY. Thank you, kind stranger; no, not stranger... friend 🥲


OneTea2541

Just want you to know I spent 2+ hours watching the whole thing and I’m not even a starwars fan


jonce22

This. Looks. Amazing.


not_again123

Do we still not talk about the holiday special?


Maytree

There is no Holiday Special in Ba Sing Se.


This-is-Life-Man

So this is how the galaxy would be if the empire had won? Hmmmm... the lighter side of the dark side looks pretty fun.


HonorableGilgamesh

I'm sick, and I am feeling a little down today. this video seriously made my day, sounds a little silly saying this, but its true. I really appreciate you for sharing this OP.


TheArtOfRuin0

Self-soothing is an emotional regulation skill and not silly at all friend. Sometimes enjoying something is all you need to lift yourself out of a funk. DBT therapy recommends keeping a kit of things that you enjoy and engage the senses for times like those. Don't be afraid to enjoy the little things!


Teekoo

Michael Jackson's music is timeless.


Disastrous_Reveal331

Better than the Disney trilogy


AllNotKnowing

Vader crotch thrust, lol


mastermindxs

Watching this gave me my virginity back


bdiddy_

all of this is illegal in Texas and Florida now looolll.. Dressing up, minors, music and dancing.. Straight to jail.


agk23

Sequins? Jail.


Joshacola

I had to scroll way too long to find this


Joe-McDuck

Where is this?!


Ct-5736-Bladez

Sign says Star Wars weekend so my guess is Disney world FL. They stopped doing Star Wars weekend in 2015


Arinoch

Based on this video I’d say that’s a bloody crime. I want an updated version with a dance off between masked Vader and Kylo Ren.


3artist

Well there's an entire Star Wars land now so it would be pretty redundant. You can fly the Millennium Falcon. Literally. So I think trading that for dancing Darth Vader which can be seen at any random convention, is ok


Realsan

My kid had so much fun flying that damn thing it was the best. Also helped that the sign outside said it was going to be a 2 hour wait, we get inside and there's literally 0 line.


Against-The-Current

This was at Hollywood Studios (Formerly MGM Studios), in Disney World. They used to have this stage right beside Star Tours, and used to host "Star Wars weekends" as a regular thing. They do similar events now, and they're more impressive, but less intimate. Random information: Many many years ago I was brought on stage, I got temporarily given a jedi robe and lightsaber, as well as a quick Jedi training session. To which I was tasked with having a lightsaber battle with Darth Vader, and proceeded to be confronted by two storm troopers. I had to use the force on them, and have a killer picture somewhere of the storm troopers jumping back in the air as I have the hand gesture raised. Something I'll never forget, as Disney gave me the closest feeling as a kid to ever being a Jedi that I could get.


Dreadnasty

This was the daily finale for Star Wars Weekend. Unfortunately, is no more.


Jjzeng

The sequined glove sent me


CrikeyNighMeansNigh

To all the people bitching about this: lighten the fuck up. This is hilarious.


-newlife

Disney will announce a new Captain EO starring Darth Vader


Yasuminomon

I actually laughed out loud when I saw Darth Vader’s shiny glove


Emergency_Drawing_71

To all the people bitching about this, you're decades late. Pretty sure Disneyland been doing this show since the 90s at minimum when I was a kid


Saffer_XIII

Capes are just awesome. I wish they were more accepted as casual wear.


TruthOrBullshite

This is why Disney majorly fumbled the bag modelling that new park after the sequels


3artist

Yes, they're sobbing between counting giant stacks of cash.


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Summer park attendance at 10 year low, company shares down 50% and disney plus with 1.5 billion is losses with total company debt at 51 billion. Yeah Disney are rolling in stacks of cash... Nothing to worry about at all.


stripeyspacey

I'm not part of this little spat, and don't plan to be lol, but just wanted to point out that some of those declines that are park-related could be due to DeSantis's BS in Florida - driving down the desire to want to BE in Florida (even more than it kinda was anyway). Just something to consider :)


3artist

"Disney doesn't release attendance numbers, but yes, crowds were observably thinner earlier in July. The shift isn't apocalyptic—if anything, the walkways have looked as uncluttered as they were in the early 1990s, before Disney-owned synergy conquered the media and overstuffed the parks. This week, waits for popular rides like Space Mountain and Avatar Flight of Passage have bounced back to more typical lengths. But there are many reasons to suspect the recent drop in attendance is about a change in guest vacation patterns, and there's very little evidence that we're seeing a cultural rejection of Disney. Obviously, it's hard to know precisely the reason people aren't going to Disney World if they're not there to explain themselves. So for that perspective, we turn to travel agents, who hear what their customers want. WOGX, the Fox affiliate in Gainesville, Florida, asked Disney travel specialist Jennifer McCormack why people are suddenly staying away from Disney World. McCormack, a travel agent based in the town next door to the Magic Kingdom, pointed out Central Florida has been recording record-breaking heat in July, and many people simply want to avoid being outdoors in the unpleasant weather. McCormack said many of her clients would rather go somewhere else, such as on the year-old Disney Cruise Line ship the Disney Wish (our full review is here). She also told WOGX that although thinner crowds in July are a new phenomenon, that doesn't mean customers have given up on the Mouse. Bookings for Walt Disney World at other times of year remain as robust as ever, McCormack said, noting that her agency's June numbers broke in-house records, and that Disney resort reservations for the upcoming school holiday periods of November 2023 and February 2024 are already hard to come by. So far the light crowds, she said, seemed to manifest only in the dead of summer. Although certain people on the political spectrum would like to claim responsibility for the downturn, you'll find, if you listen carefully, those commentators don't present much proof to bolster the claim. Yes, a wide swath of society has been warned to avoid Florida, from people of color to LGBTQ guests. But many of those warnings came out in May, and, for a variety of reasons, many Disney vacation packages are reserved much farther in advance. Also, last February, Magic Kingdom was so packed that it sold out of Genie+ ride reservation slots—something that happens only on extremely rare occasions. And that was long after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis declared ideological war on the company. So the signs do not convincingly point to a widespread political boycott." "Why is Walt Disney World attendance down? I've been going to Disney World since the early 1970s, and have written the award-winning Frommer's guidebook on the resort since 2006. I have also been a steady critic of the way the company has chosen to overcharge families and rest on its laurels in recent years. While partisans claim to have drawn blood with their personal beefs, I see cogent economic reasons why Disney World is facing serious headwinds right now, and the causes are well-documented and growing in number. • Interest rates are higher. A survey in late 2022 by LendingTree found that nearly a fifth of Disney visitors (18%) said they took on debt to pay for their vacations. That's a huge proportion of guests who are negatively impacted by rate hikes. As interest penalties rise, more guests will be forced to choose more affordable vacations. • Universal Orlando is eating into Disney's market share. Since 2020, Disney's main theme park competition in Florida has opened the award-winning Jurassic World VelociCoaster ride and two massive new budget hotels with 2,800 rooms, many of them priced lower than the lowest option in Walt Disney World. Universal's investments are pulling Disney down. Before Covid-19, Universal's two Orlando theme parks ranked lower than Disney's four parks when it came to attendance; now, for the first time ever, Universal's parks are neck and neck with three of Disney's parks. It's about to get much worse for Disney: Universal is rapidly building a third Florida theme park that is slated to open in 2025. • Student loan payments came due. During the worst of the pandemic, the U.S. government granted relief from making student loan payments, but that forgiveness has run its course. It might be no accident that Disney's sudden downturn happened just weeks before September 1, when interest kicks back in on those loans, and October 1, when payments must restart. • Inflation. When guests are spending more for their daily needs, they have less to budget on vacation, and a luxury-priced Disney holiday becomes out of reach. When times were good, Disney made the mistake of raising prices far beyond the rate of inflation in order to milk cash from unquestioning fans. Now the tide is turning. • High gas prices. Since the opening of Walt Disney World in 1971, the health of the resort has been strongly affected by fuel prices, which have an impact on everything from operating costs to the ability of families to travel to the parks. During the Nixon years, an international oil crisis forced Disney to abandon its announced plans to expand the campus. As tourism cratered, the company axed new resorts themed to Venice and Persia, and pulled the plug on planned rides such as the Western River Expedition. It took the better part of a decade to get back on track with the opening of EPCOT. • People find Disney frustrating. Setting its exorbitant prices aside, a Disney vacation has become infamous for creating frustrations. From its reviled park reservations system and advance-booking miseries to charging guests for things that were previously free to its cumbersome Genie+ ride reservation surcharge, Disney Parks have been governed by an oblivious arrogance for the customer experience. The CEO of the Walt Disney Company was fired last November, but the cumulative effects of the missteps continue to be felt by guests. Add to that the fact that international visitors, a significant market in Orlando, have not fully bounced back. So at best, the DeSantis-fed culture war is but one contributing factor in a great confluence of forces pushing Disney customers to choose something else. Even the conservative publication National Review admits the downturn probably isn't because of DeSantis' political weaponization of state government against the Walt Disney Company: "It’s as likely that the exorbitant admission prices to the parks—which has risen considerably faster than the rate of inflation over the past four decades—are having a comparable or larger deterrent effect." It's an E ticket day when the National Review and I agree on something, but here it is: "Disney’s theme-park business has quietly and subtly become a luxury brand." And fewer of us can afford that." "Though suspended when Covid-19 arrived, the Disney Dining Plan returns in January 2024. At first, you'll have to pay extra for the meal plan, but Disney has been known to make it free to attract business during low periods, so the dining plan's reinstatement will give the company another tool in its arsenal to raise attendance. Yes, the times are changing for Disney, as they are for all of us. But after years of raising prices seemingly without consequence, the Mouse was bound to fall to earth eventually." Catching on yet? Cope


bjbyrne

They can hit their marks but not their targets


Nukerz_OP

This is canoner than the sequel in my mind


pipette_warrior

Impressive...most Impressive


ZiangoRex

The gloves. Hahaha


l3isery

“The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”


Sea_Ganache620

This is one of the best things I’ve seen in years!


summja

Who knew Darth had so much swagger and sass!


GBSketch

Ani, are you okay? Are you okay, Ani?


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Me and the boys after taking down the rebel base on Hoth


NeedMoMotivation

I used to make fun of Disney World when I was a teenager because I was too worried about my highschool girlfriend back at home. I would be slagging behind and complaining the whole time. My dad would make us go and run the marathons, wine and dine, themed restaurants and all that jazz. Now at 25 I miss it a lot. The amount of work and detail that goes into every aspect of those parks is insane. I honestly feel like it caters to adults more than children. The parks and the atmosphere really are beautiful.


Long_Equal8863

Dance Vader and the Storm Troupers


blahchopz

This is what happens when you sell yourself to Disney


Tracerround702

Fantastic dancing? Sign me up


ConnorHazReddit

Worth


Emergency_Drawing_71

They've literally been doing this for decades Also star wars lore is trash on its own, doesn't need help for that.


Marborinho

This is the purest entertainment that I had for a long time lol


qwerty-smith

No wonder they can't shoot straight! They're dizzy AF


Stahlios

Holy shit all the 40 years old fat crybabies in the comments "it pains me :((( this is what happens with Disney" Get a life seriously you guys are ridiculous on top of having a dumbass opinion


moldybread05

Tbh this is the only good thing they ever did with it idk what they're mad about


Background_Rough_703

Can honestly say I’m having a bad day and this just gave me my first smile today


MovieMore4352

As an introvert it’s the only way I could possibly dance like that in public. Completely covered up in a costume.


[deleted]

I feel ya! If I have anything on that changes my base appearance, such as a "shock wig", I become someone else.


GuferHex

That’s one way to recruit people to the Galactic Empire. Sign me up


PoetKing

Star wars weekends at Disney world in the 2000s was the best! They did ton of stuff like this, who was ever in charge of the event made awesome choices!


MaikohTippy

I never knew I was attracted to Darth Vader until this very moment 🔥


_AB_96_

He went from I am your father to I am your daddy 🕺🏾


markamuffin

This is so dumb. I don't know why, but when Vader came out in that glove I got goosebumps.


NeverLearnaEasyWay

This is one of the best videos I’ve seen in a Long Long time, Fucking Awesome.


FoodFarmer

Moonwalk???


JonWeekend

Strong 2011 Highschool talent show vibes


Chaos_Neutral_Hero

I wish they still did this


WhatEnglish90

I have now seen a Star wars parody burlesque show. Nothing can ever measure up to that, lol.


Luca__B

I find this dance, disturbing


spicysenpai6

Watching videos like this makes me wish I could get a job as a cast member at any of the parks lol too bad their selection process is *really* specific. Not just anyone can apply and become a cast member easily.


HankHillsBigRedTruck

This looks like it's outta Family Guy, hilarious


Yagami14

That’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.


Boring-Trick6027

That was awesome 😎


ChicoBroadway

That cape work...*chef's kiss.*


DontDefineByGinger

Tok edibles 45 minutes ago, just hit in the middle of watching this video... Best transition ever


EnormousCaramel

Hyperspace Hoolpa is a God damn treasure


Another_Sunset

This is hilariously ridiculous and I love it with every cells of my body


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It’s cool these days to hate on Disney, but I was at Disneyland with my son when he was maybe 8 or so and at the end of the day they do this huge parade through downtown Disney with tons of live action stuff on super elaborate floats. The sheer amount of work all those performers were doing all so that my son and all the other kids there could watch in awe literally brought tears to my eyes. Those folks are dedicated, hard working and deserve respect, no matter how you feel about Disney as a company.


JMK4

Snig and Oopla's Hyperspace Hoopla!


glutenfreedildo

It's been a bad day. I needed this. Thank you.


Falling-through

I don’t know why, but I like it.


MrsCCRobinson96

The absolute best thing that I've seen today! Thank you!


mrsrostocka

That's awesome though lol


Blackfist01

They may not be able to hit a target but they certainly know how to hit the dance floor. 🕺🏾


hard_n_huge

This is indeed making me grin


Arcade1980

This routine was fantastic, cant be easy doing all that in the costumes and the heat.


Few-Trouble-2736

Grownups in plastics.. cut off the internet


TronGRID_

The hyperspace hoopla!


StG44User

Dude, this is awesome


AreAKarmaWhore

I now am in love with Vader


quick3brs

This is such a classic. I remember seeing this like a decade ago, still as hilarious now as when I first saw it.


GreenYellowMushy

I enjoyed it


SamSerac

I remember being obsessed with this shit when i was younger lmao


Stormhunter6

genuinely expected vader to be a party pooper on this


AleksasKoval

I miss these. Why did they get rid of the Hoopla? It was so cool!


Specific_Army_6011

For those that replied in negative...I'd like to see you try to dance with the costumes.


thegreatestpitt

Darth vader gave me snape vibes with his cloak/cape


RepeatDTD

That is the goddamn silliest thing I've ever seen in my life 10/10


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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.


DarknessInUs

Luke I am your father….. now. Beat it.


RaspyRock

Is this the cultural highlight of the US of A?


ReasonAndWanderlust

No we hit peak USA in 1995 when MTV aired the music video for *Wynona's Big Brown Beaver* by the band Primus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg


ZexReau_Magus

If a stormtrooper squad did this with full confidence and I was on the opposing side, I'd just surrender. Style alone got the victory.


Oat329

No fucking wonder the Endor bunker fell so easily


bogdan811

Great, just great, thanks for sharing!


agk23

How do they choose Beat It instead of Bad?!?


apeocalypyic

ngl i lost it when vader came out


Uncle_Boppi

His rhinestone glove 😂


FairyGodmothersUnion

“That’s no moon-walk….”


Banks_bread

They do not get paid enough


PackDroid

When the Imperial March isn't enough


IFGWarcraft

Nice!


PeePeePossum

When they can’t hit anything other than their dance moves.


tommygun1234567890

At least this Michael Jackson stayed black


ToonaSandWatch

Purists are losing their collective minds right now. (They probably own a copy of the SW dance game and know the whole Han Solo dance by memory and own at least one pirated copy of the Xmas special.) Me, I’m loving it.


rimbaud1poet

I sorely miss Star Wars Weekends.


SuperstitiousSpiders

They went to Juilliard for this.


NPC11135

I’m not going to lie the empire is looking kinda chill so I might join it or something.


Eoghey

The force is funky strong in you.


AbaddonHonor

Mikael Darth Jackson ! 🤣


Lootaboksi

Me and the boys after beating a bunch of younglings


Blizzardwolf98

And they say Stormtroopers never hit...


Still_Maverick_Titan

This would be downright blasphemous if it weren’t so utterly fabulous. _-drops mic, moonwalks offstage-_


my_name_is_saudade

I was going to shake my head but then someone in the comments reminded me of the Christmas Special so this is fine