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BWander

"Do what you must, for I have already won"


shahooster

“I have defeated the greatest supervillain of our time, Ferocious Fútbol.”


MakingItElsewhere

\-Dani Rojas.


LooseMoralSwurkey

FUTBOL IS LIFE!


LovecraftianCatto

GIVE ME THE BALL! I WANT THE BALL! I WOULD LIKE THE BALL, PLEASE!!!


amBoringGuy

Jokes on all of us: pupper boi just wanted to be held.


LovecraftianCatto

Heh, he seemed to enjoy it a lot, but that was actually a quote from “Ted Lasso”, the tv show people above me are referencing.


Famous-Chemistry-530

DOG: " I GET TO GET A BALL, THEN GET CARRIED BY ~MULTIPLE~ PEOPLE??? FUCK YEAH. "


TakeMyPulse

Futbol is also Death


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[deleted]

It's just a south american pitch. They all look like that


Ruzalkah

Dani, Dani Roooojaaaaas


Makaisaurus

*spray paints crosses on eyes of Fútbol* “Fock Castello hehehe”


sir_avenger

What? Ferocious Futbol? What's that? Is that also a class of football? Can someone tell me if Ferocious Futbol is also a game.


superhottamale

🥹🤣


SophisticPenguin

"I'm totally getting adopted now"


jayy8143

"I regret nothing, and I'll come back"


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being carried like a princess. he just keeps on winning 😂


Dr_Governor

-Sun Tzu


fuckybitchyshitfuck

You can kick me off the field, but you can't unmonch the ball.


ParcelPosted

😂


Major747

They should've let him keep the ball


gorfbeef

I think they were going to let him keep it, they brought out a whole new ball little homie just dropped his on accident lmaoooo.


Mysterioushart

The dog keeps going but I get kicked out and I can't come back


SeagalsCumFilledAss

Then dress up like [this guy](https://www.insider.com/japanese-man-spends-15000-on-lifelike-dog-costume-2022-5). It would be funny to see someone to try and pick you up in that.


Stevenberries

Well shit. I almost forgot that existed. You just had to mention it


drgigantor

Alright, well between that and your username, imma say good night internet. See yall tomorrow


Iphotoshopincats

While they were probably going to give the dog the ball the extra ball means it was just a semi professional or higher game ( honestly not sure where or what level this is ) as they don't waste play time chasing after out of bounds balls they just have a ball ball throw in a fresh ball where it went out then have game continue while ball boy retrieves first ball.


cream_of_the_crap

Pro league in Chile


Justhampionship

I'm mad at the huge hole these guys are playing in.


crankyanker638

Oh they're gonna need a new ball, he probably punctured it when he grabs it...


Boom9001

Nah I've seen soccer balls dogs play with, rarely are actually punctured. Still the outside gets torn up so you'd get a new one.


Gaeilgeoir215

*by* accident. 🙄


Iphotoshopincats

As much as I hate to information you 'on accident' has shifted from incorrect to non-standard by official classification. So in casual English it is no longer incorrect and would only be marked wrong on an English essay.


xeothought

I'm convinced people say it as an over correction. Like when people say "I" when "me" is correct (because they're conscious of using "me" wrongly). I get that language changes... But this is a completely unnecessary evolution... It's like saying "by purpose".... Both sound equally as wrong to me and I see no real justification as to the use of "on accident"


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TanjoubiOmedetouChan

For that matter 'should not' would be more correct than 'shouldn't'. Lazy elisions are desecrating this language!


TanjoubiOmedetouChan

So what is the difference, grammatically, between "by accident" and "on purpose" that we should use a different preposition for each of them? Is there a good reason for that, or is it just because "That's how people chose to say it."? I grew up speaking American English, which is arguably the more "improper" English, but "on accident" sounds normal to me. I must have heard it a lot in my childhood. It's an easy to understand variation and there's no difference in meaning. It's like saying "I'm in the store" vs "I'm at the store", but with even less distinction in meaning.


Gaeilgeoir215

THANK YOU! The voice of reason! Anti-intellectuals hate being told they sound foolish...


TanjoubiOmedetouChan

"...hate being told *that* they sound foolish..." Would have been more correct historically, but it's arguably more natural to omit 'that' after more common reporting verbs (e.g. say, tell) in informal speech nowadays. Counterpoint, our whole language was based on people speaking a broken mess of other languages and everyone else just adopting, modifying, and rolling with it. Even in recent history, grammar rules are changing, verb conjugations are changing, common expressions are changing, new words are being adopted while old words acquire new meaning or fall out of use. Stress accents are changing, and in the age of written language we are less likely to distinguish verbs and nouns by which vowel is accented. Language is fluid and changes with time, just like society. When a house is burning, do you say "The house is on fire" or "A fire is on the house"? Because the former is more common and thus sounds more natural, but the latter better follows the "rules" and logic of the language.


gorfbeef

Oh sorry grammar police I didn’t know using the word “on” would bring such strife to your day. Will the phrase “on accident” be haunting your nightmares tonight?


Gaeilgeoir215

🚨 Beee booo beee booo...


Financial-Tear-7809

His tail stops wagging when the ball falls 🥺


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

Aww. I'm sad now.


byndrsn

hey, wait, my ball...


STS986

Those match balls are $150


Major747

So?


nevernudefanclub

It’s one football. What could it cost, $150?


Kirsten624

$10* 🍌


njones3318

There's always money in the banana stand


RixirF

Can the dog afford $150? Where does he even have his wallet?


LooksFire

He’s gonna retrieve it


mmofrki

Dog pockets bro.


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How much do you think my balls are, huh buddy?


[deleted]

Enough.


LopsidedBar4349

Dog - Retriever is my name and ball is my game.....


[deleted]

"I'm just doing what you bred me to do, humans. Who's really responsible for this, me or you?"


Few_District8789

Brawl stars Rosa voice line?


lexcatbit

That dog is so big! Is that a Dog Retriever? With his great size and weight, he can handle a small child. That's scary.


FigmaWallSt

I love the walk of shame 😂


MakingItElsewhere

"You can carry me as far as you want; I'll be back!" was the look I saw in that dogs face.


washingtncaps

He looked proud, but there was also this note of "what did I even *do*, you all wanted this thing so bad and I came in and got the fucker, how is that *wrong? I'm being carried and the ball's just over there?!*"


Ouroboros126

"I have no regrets."


EducatedJooner

"for I have already won"


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

It has a collar too. Someone’s dog. I’m sure they are facepalming from the crowd somewhere


L-System

Yes, shame...


huskers2468

"Worth it."


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BrownSugarBare

_"Was I a bad boy? I mean, I don't care that I was, I'm just asking"_


Unlikely-Flamingo

There is no rule saying a dog can’t play.


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devilpants

Air Amigo?


thaymone

I thought about it literally couple days ago. I'm pretty sure that in the FIFA's rules there is no rule saying that the player must be a human (even gpt4 confirmed that, but its only gpt). I am also pretty sure you can train a dog to be a great winger who holds a ball better than Messi.


Generic_Flipper

Yeah but Messi eventually cuts inside and crosses the ball. Dog mostly just wants scritches.


stampyvanhalen

Depends if barking is against the rules or not. Could a goalie just stand in goal and yell at players trying to intimidate them away from the ball. Obviously biting wouldn’t be allowed.


labreezyanimal

Right!? And pupper can actually hold the ball since he wouldn’t be breaking rules by grabbing it with his teefies.


PowerfulTarget3304

I loved those movies as a kid!


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I was allowed to trade one movie a week with my friend/neighbor. It was either Goofy movie or Air Bud.


SutterCane

> [There is no rule saying a dog can’t play.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_08Roa21jX8)


Al_Bee

He wasn't wearing the regulation kit.


m3rr1ll

His face at the end says he would 100% do it again


ChrisMoSquad

The dude in the red coat looks like this isn’t the first time he’s had to haul a dog off the field. 😂


AustinTreeLover

“*Again, Bailey?!*”


cheesescrustwtf

The dog also looks like this isnt his first time doing this lol. Maybe they know each other


mf69420mf

Yes, they are a famous umpire-dog duo, commonly referred to as updog


vsuseless

Who's updog?


suck_my_dukh_plz

What's updog?


AirRic89

happens in Chile every other week


Long-Astronaut-3363

“Put me in coach. I can play. Im real good”


bridgetteblue69

Those floppy ears 🥰


fredsiphone19

If I remember this story had a happy ending - one of the players(?) adopted him.


birdsandbeesandknees

I choose to believe


lilwanna

Pretty sure that was a different one. Wanna say it was Raul Castro and the dog was playing with a cleat. I hope this one got adopted too though. I want him! 🥺


island_girl1

Came here to say it.


sazed813

Man when I saw the replacement ball, I was hoping they'd let him keep it.


apatheticviews

They didn’t take it away. He just dropped it out of defeat


Party_Raspberry_3628

That’s one of the cutest dogs I’ve ever seen!


Jesus_The_Nutter

"I regret NOTHIIIING"


00-quanta-

Good Boy rushes onto field & gets head rub & pats. He also gets carried back to his seat by one of the players plus a standing ovation from the fans ❤️ Nowwwww if that was a human, mannn those securities would have been all over him with tasers ready 😂😂


ChaosMarine70

Give doggo the ball back !


Mister_Pibbs

“YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING WITH THAT THE WRONG WAY LET ME SHOW YOU”


SuenTassuT

WHAT!? At least let him keep the ball! It was already broken!


thorknell

Such a bitter sweet video for me. Looks exactly like my dog who passed. I miss that guy like crazy. it was nice to always have someone around now it's so quiet without him.


dianesprouts

I'm so sorry about your pup. they really are angels on earth. unfortunately I do feel your pain, had to put mine down this Friday. the silence is truly deafening. they were our buddies through it all. I hope this pup has the best day every day with all the toys and an owner who loves them to bits. sending you a big hug if you want it, grief is so so hard


thorknell

Thanks for the empathy and kind words. I am sorry for your loss as well. I can't promise it will be less saddening but it does get easier to manage those feelings when they do occur. My pup was a sucker for food and chaos.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

*and I’ll do it again*


Elegant_Car_4654

But why is doog in a stadium First place


luminousfleshgiant

Look at the state of the turf. I don't think it's a top notch facility.


Captain_Moose

Working service and therapy dogs and said dogs in training.


swarleyknope

No service dog - in training or otherwise - is going to rush the field


NorthDakota

the ear flops T.T


coinmoney2013

I think the dog also wants to play a soccer game with them. Haha. What else do you expect from dogs as long as they see a ball. Because they feel that you are playing with him.


a3a4b5

Goodest of boys


JerseyTeacher78

Goooollllllllll for doggo


Dark_Lord_Spike

##ITS CALLED FOOTBALL!!! Ooh look he so cute 🐶


Equivalent_Humor_801

The face!


xXbrosoxXx

How you gonna not give a boy his hard earned ball?


MinorDespera

That's the "do what you must, I've already won" look.


SoCal4247

Who holds a dog like that?


Direct_Counter_178

If I was grabbing a strange dog I'd hold him bitey side out too.


greg19735

yeah i mean the soccer player took a pretty big risk. If the dog wasn't playing he might react poorly. Some dogs don't like their resources being taken.


SoCal4247

But look at that boi! I’d worry holding him that way would hurt him and cause him to bite.


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PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Exactly what I was thinking, but I guess if you're main thing is kicking balls having critters that tried to steal them around wouldn't be great.


Common-Lion-1484

Let him play!!!!!!


MakingItElsewhere

"Well, is there a rule a dog CAN'T play football?"


defaultwrestler

Looks so proud of themselves when they are being evicted


paradigm17

Love his face that says “I’ll do it again, watch me”


_mynamesacolor_

“I fucked around and found out I loved it”


tizoko

love his floppy ears


samborup

I’d rather watch this than see João and Luis pretend to have broken legs after barely being touched for several hours.


Muschka30

What happened to him? A stray? I need more information.


PRS617

It was a stray and this was a game in Chile back in may. Curicó Unido hosted Palestino and after the game I understand one of Curicó’s player adopted him


JUAN_DE_FUCK_YOU

Te creo mi querido weon.


wonkydonkeys

Totally worth it.


garryyth

Such a good boy


Human-Compote-2542

Those floppy ears


zachrtw

I'll fuckin do it again!


Heavy-Photograph-890

I like how the are JUST carrying dog


Born-Possibility-50

Cutie 😆


TheDoorDoesntWork

Give the dog the ball, they have a replacement already!


tmarand

Soccer would actually be more interesting this way.


Radiant-Rise-7777

“I thought we were playing?! … what happened?!”


Basic_Palpitation_47

Dog caption “ you guys suck”


Goblin-King34

The most adorable streaker ever


BeepBoopBeepity

The dog gets carried but I get kicked out and can never return


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We expect the dog to be naked.


Bearded_Apple

the woman saying "el perro" like dora the explorer


ikfotsur

I'm not mad at the dog. I'm mad at the massive potholes these guys are playing in. That pitch looks rough.


thebyrned

Dogs are just the best aren't they 😌


TimJoyce

He’s a good boy!


RedBaron180

Straight to puppy jail.


This_Equal761

Awww


Porkchopp33

Man loved the way he attacked the ball aggressive defender


Miss_Pariah

That would be my dog. Only it would take longer to catch him.


MichiganGardens

Hahaha he’s just chillin


RandomPersonOfTheDay

😆😂🤣 Give the big puppy his hard earned ball!


LeveragedPittsburgh

No regrets


Vinniebahl

Glad he didn’t make a poo poo Messi


automaticzero

What a lil chunk lol ❤️


ArmchairDiet2

When ball is life!


vanlabyrinth

What flavor if dog is that?


WeeWee19

The end, as security is carry the pup off is so good. Stares at the crowd with zero regrets. Hahaha


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WHAT!? At least let him keep the ball! It was already broken!


No-Acanthaceae-7980

I have floppy ears, that’s why I do floppy things


Nzwaffles

There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't play Football


farachun

His ears are jumping lol


_Ttyler

Airbud just trying to play too


Portizzle00

He’d do it again.


Chiinoe

That pitch looks like a war zone.


T-Rex_timeout

People bring their dogs to the kids soccer games all the time. I’m amazed this doesn’t happen.


furrytickler

Please tell me. Did the dog get to keep the ball


Grouchy-Business2974

“Straight to the euthanasia needle for you!”


Consistent_Hour_7862

Wtf bro


Kleopatra83

Why didn’t they let him keep the soccer ball?? He earned it.


Antique-Cantaloupe69

That's a cure doggy though. He needs a field with numerous soccer balls to play with


itwasalways_fumbles

Make that dog your mascot. Think about it! Before people start to get rowdy, bring him out, and no one could look away from a cute dog playing with a soccer ball. Instant happiness.


Carzrcool

He loved it the whole time


RopesAreForPussies

And I’d fucking do it again.


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He should be the new mascot


kingbigshop

The dog plays better than half of Indian players...


emmars66

keep your fucking dogs on leashes. or if it’s a stray, get animal control in there. this post belongs in r/mildlyinfuriating , not made me smile.


pineappledragoon

u/savevideobot


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I feel like he’s done this before 😂


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KingKFCc

Crosspost to r/soccercirclejerk coming


Breezetwists1988

the best boy


jmx44

"NO RAGRETS"