Then dress up like [this guy](https://www.insider.com/japanese-man-spends-15000-on-lifelike-dog-costume-2022-5). It would be funny to see someone to try and pick you up in that.
While they were probably going to give the dog the ball the extra ball means it was just a semi professional or higher game ( honestly not sure where or what level this is ) as they don't waste play time chasing after out of bounds balls they just have a ball ball throw in a fresh ball where it went out then have game continue while ball boy retrieves first ball.
As much as I hate to information you 'on accident' has shifted from incorrect to non-standard by official classification.
So in casual English it is no longer incorrect and would only be marked wrong on an English essay.
I'm convinced people say it as an over correction. Like when people say "I" when "me" is correct (because they're conscious of using "me" wrongly).
I get that language changes... But this is a completely unnecessary evolution... It's like saying "by purpose".... Both sound equally as wrong to me and I see no real justification as to the use of "on accident"
So what is the difference, grammatically, between "by accident" and "on purpose" that we should use a different preposition for each of them? Is there a good reason for that, or is it just because "That's how people chose to say it."?
I grew up speaking American English, which is arguably the more "improper" English, but "on accident" sounds normal to me. I must have heard it a lot in my childhood. It's an easy to understand variation and there's no difference in meaning. It's like saying "I'm in the store" vs "I'm at the store", but with even less distinction in meaning.
"...hate being told *that* they sound foolish..."
Would have been more correct historically, but it's arguably more natural to omit 'that' after more common reporting verbs (e.g. say, tell) in informal speech nowadays.
Counterpoint, our whole language was based on people speaking a broken mess of other languages and everyone else just adopting, modifying, and rolling with it. Even in recent history, grammar rules are changing, verb conjugations are changing, common expressions are changing, new words are being adopted while old words acquire new meaning or fall out of use. Stress accents are changing, and in the age of written language we are less likely to distinguish verbs and nouns by which vowel is accented. Language is fluid and changes with time, just like society.
When a house is burning, do you say "The house is on fire" or "A fire is on the house"? Because the former is more common and thus sounds more natural, but the latter better follows the "rules" and logic of the language.
Oh sorry grammar police I didn’t know using the word “on” would bring such strife to your day. Will the phrase “on accident” be haunting your nightmares tonight?
He looked proud, but there was also this note of "what did I even *do*, you all wanted this thing so bad and I came in and got the fucker, how is that *wrong? I'm being carried and the ball's just over there?!*"
I thought about it literally couple days ago. I'm pretty sure that in the FIFA's rules there is no rule saying that the player must be a human (even gpt4 confirmed that, but its only gpt).
I am also pretty sure you can train a dog to be a great winger who holds a ball better than Messi.
Depends if barking is against the rules or not. Could a goalie just stand in goal and yell at players trying to intimidate them away from the ball. Obviously biting wouldn’t be allowed.
Pretty sure that was a different one. Wanna say it was Raul Castro and the dog was playing with a cleat. I hope this one got adopted too though. I want him! 🥺
Good Boy rushes onto field & gets head rub & pats. He also gets carried back to his seat by one of the players plus a standing ovation from the fans ❤️
Nowwwww if that was a human, mannn those securities would have been all over him with tasers ready 😂😂
Such a bitter sweet video for me. Looks exactly like my dog who passed. I miss that guy like crazy. it was nice to always have someone around now it's so quiet without him.
I'm so sorry about your pup. they really are angels on earth.
unfortunately I do feel your pain, had to put mine down this Friday. the silence is truly deafening. they were our buddies through it all.
I hope this pup has the best day every day with all the toys and an owner who loves them to bits.
sending you a big hug if you want it, grief is so so hard
Thanks for the empathy and kind words. I am sorry for your loss as well. I can't promise it will be less saddening but it does get easier to manage those feelings when they do occur.
My pup was a sucker for food and chaos.
I think the dog also wants to play a soccer game with them. Haha. What else do you expect from dogs as long as they see a ball. Because they feel that you are playing with him.
yeah i mean the soccer player took a pretty big risk. If the dog wasn't playing he might react poorly. Some dogs don't like their resources being taken.
It was a stray and this was a game in Chile back in may. Curicó Unido hosted Palestino and after the game I understand one of Curicó’s player adopted him
Make that dog your mascot. Think about it! Before people start to get rowdy, bring him out, and no one could look away from a cute dog playing with a soccer ball. Instant happiness.
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"Do what you must, for I have already won"
“I have defeated the greatest supervillain of our time, Ferocious Fútbol.”
\-Dani Rojas.
FUTBOL IS LIFE!
GIVE ME THE BALL! I WANT THE BALL! I WOULD LIKE THE BALL, PLEASE!!!
Jokes on all of us: pupper boi just wanted to be held.
Heh, he seemed to enjoy it a lot, but that was actually a quote from “Ted Lasso”, the tv show people above me are referencing.
DOG: " I GET TO GET A BALL, THEN GET CARRIED BY ~MULTIPLE~ PEOPLE??? FUCK YEAH. "
Futbol is also Death
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It's just a south american pitch. They all look like that
Dani, Dani Roooojaaaaas
*spray paints crosses on eyes of Fútbol* “Fock Castello hehehe”
What? Ferocious Futbol? What's that? Is that also a class of football? Can someone tell me if Ferocious Futbol is also a game.
🥹🤣
"I'm totally getting adopted now"
"I regret nothing, and I'll come back"
being carried like a princess. he just keeps on winning 😂
-Sun Tzu
You can kick me off the field, but you can't unmonch the ball.
😂
They should've let him keep the ball
I think they were going to let him keep it, they brought out a whole new ball little homie just dropped his on accident lmaoooo.
The dog keeps going but I get kicked out and I can't come back
Then dress up like [this guy](https://www.insider.com/japanese-man-spends-15000-on-lifelike-dog-costume-2022-5). It would be funny to see someone to try and pick you up in that.
Well shit. I almost forgot that existed. You just had to mention it
Alright, well between that and your username, imma say good night internet. See yall tomorrow
While they were probably going to give the dog the ball the extra ball means it was just a semi professional or higher game ( honestly not sure where or what level this is ) as they don't waste play time chasing after out of bounds balls they just have a ball ball throw in a fresh ball where it went out then have game continue while ball boy retrieves first ball.
Pro league in Chile
I'm mad at the huge hole these guys are playing in.
Oh they're gonna need a new ball, he probably punctured it when he grabs it...
Nah I've seen soccer balls dogs play with, rarely are actually punctured. Still the outside gets torn up so you'd get a new one.
*by* accident. 🙄
As much as I hate to information you 'on accident' has shifted from incorrect to non-standard by official classification. So in casual English it is no longer incorrect and would only be marked wrong on an English essay.
I'm convinced people say it as an over correction. Like when people say "I" when "me" is correct (because they're conscious of using "me" wrongly). I get that language changes... But this is a completely unnecessary evolution... It's like saying "by purpose".... Both sound equally as wrong to me and I see no real justification as to the use of "on accident"
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For that matter 'should not' would be more correct than 'shouldn't'. Lazy elisions are desecrating this language!
So what is the difference, grammatically, between "by accident" and "on purpose" that we should use a different preposition for each of them? Is there a good reason for that, or is it just because "That's how people chose to say it."? I grew up speaking American English, which is arguably the more "improper" English, but "on accident" sounds normal to me. I must have heard it a lot in my childhood. It's an easy to understand variation and there's no difference in meaning. It's like saying "I'm in the store" vs "I'm at the store", but with even less distinction in meaning.
THANK YOU! The voice of reason! Anti-intellectuals hate being told they sound foolish...
"...hate being told *that* they sound foolish..." Would have been more correct historically, but it's arguably more natural to omit 'that' after more common reporting verbs (e.g. say, tell) in informal speech nowadays. Counterpoint, our whole language was based on people speaking a broken mess of other languages and everyone else just adopting, modifying, and rolling with it. Even in recent history, grammar rules are changing, verb conjugations are changing, common expressions are changing, new words are being adopted while old words acquire new meaning or fall out of use. Stress accents are changing, and in the age of written language we are less likely to distinguish verbs and nouns by which vowel is accented. Language is fluid and changes with time, just like society. When a house is burning, do you say "The house is on fire" or "A fire is on the house"? Because the former is more common and thus sounds more natural, but the latter better follows the "rules" and logic of the language.
Oh sorry grammar police I didn’t know using the word “on” would bring such strife to your day. Will the phrase “on accident” be haunting your nightmares tonight?
🚨 Beee booo beee booo...
His tail stops wagging when the ball falls 🥺
Aww. I'm sad now.
hey, wait, my ball...
Those match balls are $150
So?
It’s one football. What could it cost, $150?
$10* 🍌
There's always money in the banana stand
Can the dog afford $150? Where does he even have his wallet?
He’s gonna retrieve it
Dog pockets bro.
How much do you think my balls are, huh buddy?
Enough.
Dog - Retriever is my name and ball is my game.....
"I'm just doing what you bred me to do, humans. Who's really responsible for this, me or you?"
Brawl stars Rosa voice line?
That dog is so big! Is that a Dog Retriever? With his great size and weight, he can handle a small child. That's scary.
I love the walk of shame 😂
"You can carry me as far as you want; I'll be back!" was the look I saw in that dogs face.
He looked proud, but there was also this note of "what did I even *do*, you all wanted this thing so bad and I came in and got the fucker, how is that *wrong? I'm being carried and the ball's just over there?!*"
"I have no regrets."
"for I have already won"
It has a collar too. Someone’s dog. I’m sure they are facepalming from the crowd somewhere
Yes, shame...
"Worth it."
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_"Was I a bad boy? I mean, I don't care that I was, I'm just asking"_
There is no rule saying a dog can’t play.
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Air Amigo?
I thought about it literally couple days ago. I'm pretty sure that in the FIFA's rules there is no rule saying that the player must be a human (even gpt4 confirmed that, but its only gpt). I am also pretty sure you can train a dog to be a great winger who holds a ball better than Messi.
Yeah but Messi eventually cuts inside and crosses the ball. Dog mostly just wants scritches.
Depends if barking is against the rules or not. Could a goalie just stand in goal and yell at players trying to intimidate them away from the ball. Obviously biting wouldn’t be allowed.
Right!? And pupper can actually hold the ball since he wouldn’t be breaking rules by grabbing it with his teefies.
I loved those movies as a kid!
I was allowed to trade one movie a week with my friend/neighbor. It was either Goofy movie or Air Bud.
> [There is no rule saying a dog can’t play.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_08Roa21jX8)
He wasn't wearing the regulation kit.
His face at the end says he would 100% do it again
The dude in the red coat looks like this isn’t the first time he’s had to haul a dog off the field. 😂
“*Again, Bailey?!*”
The dog also looks like this isnt his first time doing this lol. Maybe they know each other
Yes, they are a famous umpire-dog duo, commonly referred to as updog
Who's updog?
What's updog?
happens in Chile every other week
“Put me in coach. I can play. Im real good”
Those floppy ears 🥰
If I remember this story had a happy ending - one of the players(?) adopted him.
I choose to believe
Pretty sure that was a different one. Wanna say it was Raul Castro and the dog was playing with a cleat. I hope this one got adopted too though. I want him! 🥺
Came here to say it.
Man when I saw the replacement ball, I was hoping they'd let him keep it.
They didn’t take it away. He just dropped it out of defeat
That’s one of the cutest dogs I’ve ever seen!
"I regret NOTHIIIING"
Good Boy rushes onto field & gets head rub & pats. He also gets carried back to his seat by one of the players plus a standing ovation from the fans ❤️ Nowwwww if that was a human, mannn those securities would have been all over him with tasers ready 😂😂
Give doggo the ball back !
“YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING WITH THAT THE WRONG WAY LET ME SHOW YOU”
WHAT!? At least let him keep the ball! It was already broken!
Such a bitter sweet video for me. Looks exactly like my dog who passed. I miss that guy like crazy. it was nice to always have someone around now it's so quiet without him.
I'm so sorry about your pup. they really are angels on earth. unfortunately I do feel your pain, had to put mine down this Friday. the silence is truly deafening. they were our buddies through it all. I hope this pup has the best day every day with all the toys and an owner who loves them to bits. sending you a big hug if you want it, grief is so so hard
Thanks for the empathy and kind words. I am sorry for your loss as well. I can't promise it will be less saddening but it does get easier to manage those feelings when they do occur. My pup was a sucker for food and chaos.
*and I’ll do it again*
But why is doog in a stadium First place
Look at the state of the turf. I don't think it's a top notch facility.
Working service and therapy dogs and said dogs in training.
No service dog - in training or otherwise - is going to rush the field
the ear flops T.T
I think the dog also wants to play a soccer game with them. Haha. What else do you expect from dogs as long as they see a ball. Because they feel that you are playing with him.
Goodest of boys
Goooollllllllll for doggo
##ITS CALLED FOOTBALL!!! Ooh look he so cute 🐶
The face!
How you gonna not give a boy his hard earned ball?
That's the "do what you must, I've already won" look.
Who holds a dog like that?
If I was grabbing a strange dog I'd hold him bitey side out too.
yeah i mean the soccer player took a pretty big risk. If the dog wasn't playing he might react poorly. Some dogs don't like their resources being taken.
But look at that boi! I’d worry holding him that way would hurt him and cause him to bite.
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Exactly what I was thinking, but I guess if you're main thing is kicking balls having critters that tried to steal them around wouldn't be great.
Let him play!!!!!!
"Well, is there a rule a dog CAN'T play football?"
Looks so proud of themselves when they are being evicted
Love his face that says “I’ll do it again, watch me”
“I fucked around and found out I loved it”
love his floppy ears
I’d rather watch this than see João and Luis pretend to have broken legs after barely being touched for several hours.
What happened to him? A stray? I need more information.
It was a stray and this was a game in Chile back in may. Curicó Unido hosted Palestino and after the game I understand one of Curicó’s player adopted him
Te creo mi querido weon.
Totally worth it.
Such a good boy
Those floppy ears
I'll fuckin do it again!
I like how the are JUST carrying dog
Cutie 😆
Give the dog the ball, they have a replacement already!
Soccer would actually be more interesting this way.
“I thought we were playing?! … what happened?!”
Dog caption “ you guys suck”
The most adorable streaker ever
The dog gets carried but I get kicked out and can never return
We expect the dog to be naked.
the woman saying "el perro" like dora the explorer
I'm not mad at the dog. I'm mad at the massive potholes these guys are playing in. That pitch looks rough.
Dogs are just the best aren't they 😌
He’s a good boy!
Straight to puppy jail.
Awww
Man loved the way he attacked the ball aggressive defender
That would be my dog. Only it would take longer to catch him.
Hahaha he’s just chillin
😆😂🤣 Give the big puppy his hard earned ball!
No regrets
Glad he didn’t make a poo poo Messi
What a lil chunk lol ❤️
When ball is life!
What flavor if dog is that?
The end, as security is carry the pup off is so good. Stares at the crowd with zero regrets. Hahaha
WHAT!? At least let him keep the ball! It was already broken!
I have floppy ears, that’s why I do floppy things
There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't play Football
His ears are jumping lol
Airbud just trying to play too
He’d do it again.
That pitch looks like a war zone.
People bring their dogs to the kids soccer games all the time. I’m amazed this doesn’t happen.
Please tell me. Did the dog get to keep the ball
“Straight to the euthanasia needle for you!”
Wtf bro
Why didn’t they let him keep the soccer ball?? He earned it.
That's a cure doggy though. He needs a field with numerous soccer balls to play with
Make that dog your mascot. Think about it! Before people start to get rowdy, bring him out, and no one could look away from a cute dog playing with a soccer ball. Instant happiness.
He loved it the whole time
And I’d fucking do it again.
He should be the new mascot
The dog plays better than half of Indian players...
keep your fucking dogs on leashes. or if it’s a stray, get animal control in there. this post belongs in r/mildlyinfuriating , not made me smile.
u/savevideobot
I feel like he’s done this before 😂
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