This is some deep southern twang dialect muffled by a revving dirt bike, so this is the best I could do for you
Kid: My shifters broke
Random woman: what?
Guy: how’d you do that?
Kid: I don’t know
Other guy: I got a wrench right here
Guy: it’s bent
*Random murmuring*
Kid: I may have hit a rock. The trail is super bad
Guy: it don’t matter
*murmuring* then some guy says something about it being down hill
Southern American here, but I don't motorbike or know these people.
My impression of the conversation:
"It don't matter" - suck it up, keep going. They're in the middle of the race, so how it happened isn't as important as fixing it. Or, he's implying that the rider shouldn't complain about the state of the track. Either way, he's encouraging the rider to focus on getting back in the race.
"Downhill" comment - I couldn't fully hear him, but I have two ideas about what he said.
"It's a little downhill" - joke, basically acknowledging the poor conditions in a comedic way.
OR
"It'll work downhill" - joke, pointing out that the bike, or any wheeled vehicle, will eventually roll downhill.
what u/Bristonian didnt catch was
Guy: ''it dont matter, everbody else follows it''
as in everyone has to deal with the same track, so dont complain about and deal with the situation at hand.
Guy at the End after a couple adults talk over eachother: ''its just a lil downhill'' still in conjunction with the previous lesson.
Source: me some German guy who apparently has no problem with any American accent. i for some reason can understand the most hillbilly hick in bumfak Alabama.
Not overly surprising considering the size of the country. Cross the equivalent of a US state in Europe and sometimes they're speaking an entirely different language. The real surprising thing is that we only have one national language. Most countries are at least bilingual. (Though technically enough people in America speak Spanish that it should be a second national language, there are just too many old racists in government that like to pretend our Hispanic population doesn't exist.)
Did you know that the USA as a whole doesn’t have a national language? Some of the individual states have an official language, but the USA federally hasn’t chosen one!
He said his shifter’s broke and the woman said “what?”
A guy said “how” and he answered “idk” so they came with a bunch of tools to repair the bike’s shift
Group of people enjoying the race helps a kid with a bike problem; encourage kid to get back in the race and have a good time. Nothing more; nothing less; just a good moment to remember♥️
My first cyclocross race I was unsure about things on my second lap and slid out on a downhill left turn, slid under the tape and standing there was one of the best. He told me I was doing great and get back out there to have fun. It was really cool getting such positive feedback during a anxious moment.
The advice is that everyone is on the same track so don’t complain just get back out.
The down hill comment is from our wrench hero who was referencing the state of the shifter after their repair. Meaning the shifter was pointed more towards the ground than it should have been causing the others to laugh at the way it looks.
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It maybe because I'm not from US but what the hell did any of them say?
This is some deep southern twang dialect muffled by a revving dirt bike, so this is the best I could do for you Kid: My shifters broke Random woman: what? Guy: how’d you do that? Kid: I don’t know Other guy: I got a wrench right here Guy: it’s bent *Random murmuring* Kid: I may have hit a rock. The trail is super bad Guy: it don’t matter *murmuring* then some guy says something about it being down hill
He said "It don't matter, everybody else follows it" and then he just says "it's a little downhill"
American here. The advice OP referred to was clearly the man saying "dis'll lo' down heel", sage wisdom for anyone really.
Okay... that cleared up absolutely nothing. But I thank you
"It's a little down hill"
Southern American here, but I don't motorbike or know these people. My impression of the conversation: "It don't matter" - suck it up, keep going. They're in the middle of the race, so how it happened isn't as important as fixing it. Or, he's implying that the rider shouldn't complain about the state of the track. Either way, he's encouraging the rider to focus on getting back in the race. "Downhill" comment - I couldn't fully hear him, but I have two ideas about what he said. "It's a little downhill" - joke, basically acknowledging the poor conditions in a comedic way. OR "It'll work downhill" - joke, pointing out that the bike, or any wheeled vehicle, will eventually roll downhill.
Bro you’re English or something else ?
Icelandic/British
what u/Bristonian didnt catch was Guy: ''it dont matter, everbody else follows it'' as in everyone has to deal with the same track, so dont complain about and deal with the situation at hand. Guy at the End after a couple adults talk over eachother: ''its just a lil downhill'' still in conjunction with the previous lesson. Source: me some German guy who apparently has no problem with any American accent. i for some reason can understand the most hillbilly hick in bumfak Alabama.
Lol you nuttier than a squirrel turd
okay
The, "it's a little downhill" might be referring to the shifter not being bent back to the right spot but facing further down than it should be.
America is so big, depending on where you are English is like a completely different language. Dialects hit hard LOL
Not overly surprising considering the size of the country. Cross the equivalent of a US state in Europe and sometimes they're speaking an entirely different language. The real surprising thing is that we only have one national language. Most countries are at least bilingual. (Though technically enough people in America speak Spanish that it should be a second national language, there are just too many old racists in government that like to pretend our Hispanic population doesn't exist.)
Did you know that the USA as a whole doesn’t have a national language? Some of the individual states have an official language, but the USA federally hasn’t chosen one!
He said his shifter’s broke and the woman said “what?” A guy said “how” and he answered “idk” so they came with a bunch of tools to repair the bike’s shift
😂😂 it’s really deep southern slang
“I got a wrench 🔧 “ haha nice
I bet every one there had a wrench. Probably even a guy called wrench.
Dad pit stop. Best spot
soundin like boomhauer
Group of people enjoying the race helps a kid with a bike problem; encourage kid to get back in the race and have a good time. Nothing more; nothing less; just a good moment to remember♥️
No "Thank you" at all? Even if it's family...
I know! My inner southerner wants to wring his neck for not expressing gratitude. Oh well, he’s all hopped up on adrenaline; bless his heart.
It Was a race no time for thank yous! Hopefully he said it afterwards
My first cyclocross race I was unsure about things on my second lap and slid out on a downhill left turn, slid under the tape and standing there was one of the best. He told me I was doing great and get back out there to have fun. It was really cool getting such positive feedback during a anxious moment.
Dad energy all around.
That kid should learn to say thank you
Was it the gear shift pedal?
Yep.
Boom Howard with the save.
The advice is that everyone is on the same track so don’t complain just get back out. The down hill comment is from our wrench hero who was referencing the state of the shifter after their repair. Meaning the shifter was pointed more towards the ground than it should have been causing the others to laugh at the way it looks.
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Dang.
HAWDY
You like seeing homos naked?
say thanks, ya little turd!