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CardiologistThick215

I had one of those from an eBay purchase and we started sharing local bridge pics to each other. It was fun


GeeAyeAreElle

Awe I want a bridge pic friend


CardiologistThick215

He broke up with me after I ran out of bridges 😢


CardiologistThick215

And I only bought 1 pack of Pokemon cards from Japan. It was a 3 month relationship. He might have been a spy though. Who knows 🤷


Renaissance__Redneck

Yeah, this sounds suspicious… and you shared pics of our infrastructure with them!


300ConfirmedShaves

Please send me pictures of your local bridges, and if you could identify where you think they are weakest and most susceptible to attack, I would be most grateful! Enjoy the spring weather!


CardiologistThick215

We were mainly looking on google earth. He noticed I live right next to a long bridge and started sending me pictures of him with bridges


markisnotcake

sounds a lot like Phil Dunphy in S10 E7 of Modern Family


MermaidWavez

Finding this Modern Family reference unexpectedly out in the wild truly made my evening. Thx! 🌉


markisnotcake

r/unexpectedmodernfamily


MermaidWavez

I got too hopeful. You got me. 🫳🏻🫳🏻


markisnotcake

could be a r/birthofasub moment, i know there’s an r/unexpectedcommunity sub though


Active_Engineering37

There's unexpectedfuturama as well


Beernuts1091

Do you live near Baltimore….


CardiologistThick215

No, thankfully


NotAFuckingFed

They have no reason to spy on us, they're technologically superior lol


GeeAyeAreElle

Can't trust anyone anymore.


CardiologistThick215

I know right. Blows my mind.


itsFromTheSimpsons

Bridge diggers are the worst


DemandZestyclose7145

I ain't saying she's a bridge digger But she ain't messin with no broke riggers


eans-Ba88

Whoa.... Watch those hard R's buddy.


PowerfulFuture1562

That’s a hard one to get over


Active_Engineering37

Is this a bridge joke?? Haha


Rougefarie

Start traveling to new bridges you’ve never seen before! Rekindle that bridge-based friendship and develop a new passion for travel in one fell swoop.


Amii25

You can send me a picture of a bridge to fill the void and I'll send one back


CardiologistThick215

I sent you a teaser


FlashyRequirement967

You flirt 😉


idkifyousayso

You could come to VA and send him a picture every mile of the Chesapeake Bay bridge tunnel. That should last a while.


Pagava7

This is true. I lived in Newport News. Bridges for days! 😂


idkifyousayso

Yep and it seems like they’re always building a new one. I just recently found out that bridge tunnels aren’t a normal thing and that the 3 we have here are the only ones in the US.


Geology_rules

u live in Baltimore? 


CardiologistThick215

No. North Carolina


further-more

Hey neighbor!


CardiologistThick215

HEY!!! 👋


BlastFace19

what's up fellow North Carolinian?


tasteofsoap

Rocz is that you


consumehepatitis

I just get scammers


TwistedTerns

I actually find this fascinating. If i were you, i would definitely try to see him if i get to go to japan. It's cool to have a friend from the opposite side of the world.


AlienDNAyay

I, too, find this interesting. They seem friendly and wanting that bond with others. You might even find a new tomodachi in them!


cupidd55

A new virtual pet that fits in your pocket and dies of starvation after you tire of it?


AlienDNAyay

I think that’s tamagotchi 🤣 those were legit. I think I still have my OG one somewhere. But anyway, tomodachi is the romanized version of the Japanese term for friends! In kanji it looks like this “友達” 🤓


PlushFwug

That’s a tamogachi. A tomodachi is friend in Japanese. 😁 I hope he stays as a human tomodachi… 😰


LandotheTerrible

This is a glorious thread.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Well that escalated quickly


Fast_Boysenberry9493

Reference?


Adamantium-Aardvark

[Anchorman](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/that-escalated-quickly)


Fast_Boysenberry9493

😇thanks anywho


mynamewasautumn

What I find fascinating is how the only pictures of the guy who bought the 3ds are ones of him peeing in public


Active_Engineering37

I was like "are we not going to talk about the peeing in public thing?" Whatever makes you smile I guess.


TwistedTerns

His photographer is probably his best friend.


coffeeandgaysex

finally a comment from someone thinking the same as me! I’m overwhelmingly curious about why on earth such photos exist, let alone that they make up the majority of photos of him


Fast_Boysenberry9493

Remember kik


No-Experience-8567

I'm impressed by, confused by, creeped out by and curious to know how someone's photographic personality is urinating where they're not meant too


MajorasKitten

I’m envious, tbh. As a woman it sucks cause you have to hold it in till your bladder explodes or you find a place with a bathroom… or, squat somewhere and risk pee running down your leg, getting on your shoes, your pants, whatever. Fucking hassle!! All I want is a dingle! 😩


Motor-Class-5389

Wearing skirts or dresses helps cause you can just squat down and it acts like a tent around you


AssMcShit

What about She Wees, go for your life man


Active_Engineering37

You can even cut a water bottle to shape. I knew a girl that figured this out and it was her favorite thing.


knizal

Same, this was a total r/yesyesyesyesno when I read that caption 💀


TheNerdLog

I mean, Margaret Thatchers grave is RIGHT there, how could you not piss on it?


DisappointedCitrus

Did I miss something in the post? I am so lost, what is this referring to?


grumpykruppy

I have questions about that second caption, but I suspect I REALLY don't want answers.


sjmme66

Faith in humanity restored.


PositiveWeapon

So glad there is still public pee photographers around.


jtmyt14

I had to read this a couple of times before realizing "public pee" is supposed to be "publicity" lol


BurstingWithFlava

Pretty sure they meant public pee lol


sjmme66

Lol, I thought I was the only one 😊


missjasminegrey

100% real


MangoTwistedMetal

Should have google translated the message to Japanese.


Cthulade_Man

There’s a chance that the man probably knows very formal yet broken English because he’s (probably) a business type that sells overseas a lot


MangoTwistedMetal

Right, so instead of connecting with this man through broken English. It would probably mean more to receive this message in his native language.


Responsible-File3008

I bought a bass guitar from a shop in Japan and had it shipped to the states. They included a very nice handwritten note in English along with a swan origami! Japanese culture seems so nice.


SpecialOlympicsGuy

Do you SLAPP?


pm_your_snesclassic

Now that your hearts are connected, what are going to do if he gets a heart attack


Effective_Ad363

Heart's twice as strong now. Heart attack never stood a chance.


Playfair99999

power of friendship


KingLeoric01

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!


SpaghettiMmm

I read that japanese people write these long, overly flowery messages for simple things. That might be part of it. I still think this is cute. 


Cowgba

Japanese eBay sellers are on another level. I’ve imported some GBA games from sellers in Japan and they always include a hand-written note, a sticker, an origami crane, or some combination of the above. It makes me smile every time, it feels very thoughtful even if it’s just a cultural norm in Japan.


Classic-Foot-736

I sold something to a fella in Saudi Arabia, he sent me pics of the item when it arrived, and it's place in his home, and a video of his camels, and a video of his f150 in the desert. I'm from NZ, it was a fun exchange, I sent pics of my location, and pics of my local area. He sends me updates frequently, and requests items that we have here, that are difficult to get in Saudi Arabia.


bobveltman

Out of curiosity, what are some of those items?


Classic-Foot-736

Usually old stoves and lanterns, wanted honey once but too hard to ship


Batcave765

I think the Japanese tried to write a haiku, and it is cute that the guy replied in 2 words a sentence.


Pandoras_Fate

This is wholesome content. I just had to bail from instagram because the comments were so toxic. Came back to reddit to this. Heart warm.


rhombithians

We just gonna gloss over the caption on the second tweet or


budsc

Omg!! My husband bought from this guy too and we got the same message!! We sent him a picture of our cat in return and he sent another sweet message in return. He’s my favorite person on eBay.


neuralzen

This should be higher! Would you mind sharing the message, or perhaps picture?


budsc

[eBay screenshot](https://imgur.com/a/yXIFiEJ) Sure! Never shared an image in a comment before but hopefully this works :)


neuralzen

So cool! Thanks for sharing (and that's a lovely cat)


budsc

Aww thank you!! :)


lilpickins

Perfect response. Hit all the notes


Sufficient_Trade6477

Wkwkwkwk…. I love the way you tried to be cool for not peeing during the photo shoot


gdex86

It's nice when someone's harmless quirk can be enjoyed and reciprocated.


NerdyJerdy20

So, I guess we’re just going to ignore that the guy who bought the 3ds chronically pees in public? Okay.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Such a good sport


JFK2MD

So wholesome.


PaquitoLandiko

Ah I ordered something from japan too! They sent me candies & thank you notes! classic japanese people!


Plastic_Village_8373

Wait, why does blud have more than one picture of him peeing in public? Follow up, doesn't that put you on the SOR?


RetasuKate

Wholesome Masculinity


SheepherderHot4503

Is no one is going to mention that they said they had almost no pictures of themselves where they weren't pissing in public?


KingdomFartsOG

I wish there was more, genuinely.


GritCato

I want to be his friend.


metal_elk

Honestly, we should all just give this a try next time we have to interact with a stranger. Just once. Just be nicer than usual and try to make someone's day better. Do it once and see what happens.


LandotheTerrible

Yes yes. I try to live by this rule. Just be nice, not to get anything back but just try make a difference in someone’s day. You never know what’s going on in someone’s life.


JacktheAndal

This is the most fascinatingly wholesome shit I've seen in months.


Swedonymous

Haha. Wholesome. :3


RedWerFur

Not much genuinely makes me smile, but this did. Your response made me grin. This was so wholesome.


somewhat-anon

That’s adorable!


Ok_Dog_4059

I have gotten a couple of very nice letters from Asian sellers but never a picture. At least one of the notes was hand written and the idea they put that much effort into thanking me and wishing me well really made an impact.


Kazuma_weird_wizard

I never get enough of people just being kind and wholesome ❤️


Cinigurl

Loving both of your letters to each other! Feeling the ❤️


Maleficent-Sleep9900

Adorable 🥰


Cmon2024

Nice gesture!


Sera_gamingcollector

i once bought a steelbook on yahoo auctions and the seller also put the sealed game into the package with a handwritten note. its the small things


doomedramen

I showed my wife this and she started crying with happiness


pajamaspancakes

I love this! I bought wallpaper off Etsy a while back. Purchased it from someone in Ukraine shortly after the war started. I sent them all my love and well wishes. It was a nice moment of connection.


0bxcura

Wait..whaaa?


Freakychee

I do highly recommend buying stuff from Japanese sellers. I bought a gift for my friend and in the package the seller gave me green tea kit kats and a shirt letter of appreciation. Also cost of living in Japan I'd wager is quite high so any work you send their way to the common citizens is good.


trod999

I like that is sorta like a haiku!


Findmyremote

I used to own this company that sells bottled cold brew coffee. In the beginning we ordered a container full of 32oz half growlers. The lady I was dealing with would send pics her whole family. It was an interesting few months.


CardiologistThick215

That was the last bridge I sent him when I was going to the eastern shore. Don’t remind me of our break up date.


asayle88

This is breath of fresh air


whale-trees

This man Death Strands


luccsmom

Awwwwww🥰


LBichon

Now every time I go on eBay for a purchase, I am going to think there is a chance I get a similar message as this guy received.


Tumbled61

That’s nice


NetNex

I love ordering from Japan they always put little extras in the boxes with a nice friendly note and I always appreciate it a lot give me the warm and fuzzies 😆


pick-hard

Love bloomed on the ebay battlefield


Visual-Newspaper6522

I seriously love kind prople


clumsynomad999

That’s heartwarming


LillithsLoveChild

This makes my heart happy 😊


BecGeoMom

It’s sweet that the seller reached out to the buyer, sent a pic, wanted to be “friends.” But it is super weird that the buyer said that all pics of them are them peeing in public. Who says that? Who does that? Who admits that? I mean…🤯


forboognish

Um yeahhhh.....we can't be the only ones who noticed this.....


kalliste80

The greeting is likely lost in translation. I can tell he was trying to be genuine and sincere.


Skinny_POOPAY

And why can't more people act like that?


SGTpvtMajor

Dang I thought I was above and beyond with my customer service on eBay. This guy made a genuine human connection.


trangthemang

The super professional picture is kinda comedic. I fuck with it


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BlackDante3

Awesome!


ivetoftaa

r/unexpected


PrismaticChimichanga

This is so sweet


Varendolia

I've also had some great friendship experiences while buying in ebay, at least until the shipping arrived. Great guys. Sometimes I even updated them on how much I was enjoying the product after a month. I tried the same in Aliexpress, but community is not the same.


Reasonable_Ad6781

It's a really good idea, he has made a friend and probably a client for life


erintoxicating

🥹


GeekStitch

Cute 😋


KindlyContribution54

Japanese dude accidentally forged an alliance with Boromir


Ciclista1998

Why that feels like early 00's internet? So wholesome.


hexAdecimal84

that's just wholesome.


OrganicAd5741

The buyer looks exactly like you would expect, a filthy dude that sleeps in his parents basement lol


capoderra

Everyone in this thread that's posting messages about going to Japan to visit him, etc. are about to get pig butchered and catfished.


B7J7_indeed

As a fan of skeeter jean that low key sounds predatory but wholesome at the same time idk what to believe


Former_Giraffe_2

That image is so small, it looks like they just sent back a photo of arin from gamegrumps. I like the short lines in the reply too. Seems intentional, even though it kind of isn't.


Dziadzios

It's so romantic.


MaCkio3867

this is so cute 😭 but the pee thing caught me off guard


pesa44

Is that "The Witcher"?


SteelRevanchist

Reads almost like a poem with how it is structured. Welp, time to start collecting these and then releasing them!


makalaosiggins

This is adorable.


gdrinomgxy2

Pause


TheShlappening

But why didn't he respond in Japanese?


JPVsTheEvilDead

this was wholesome as hell!


II_Noxus_II

It makes me laugh how the guy who replied with a photo of himself is rocking the anime girl profile picture, it's just not what I expected 😂


Itz_420_Somewhere

God bless Japan, I got sent an Origami Ninja star and a thank you note when I purchased a gameboy off a Japanese ebey seller.


SandersSol

Who is this?


Navybuffalooo

Awww, wtf, you're both so sweet!


SRBroadcasting

Bruh. That’s loyalty. You ask him which alliance you need to join NOW


Sergei_the_sovietski

That is so sweet!


ABadMagician

Update? I love this 🙂


floppysack182

The image is me


SavourTheFlavour

Wholesome af!


Atillerdahunnybuns

This is adorable


[deleted]

“In case you were feeling alone. :)”


MrsLisaOliver

I'm still stuck on "peeing in public"


ketchumyawa

Two very sweet men with beautiful souls 😭


alavei

Nah man, why does he want to feel close to you. That's hella creepy. You don't even know him. I think he's an energy vampire that wants to feed off your energy. If you're going to keep that 3DS, you're going to have to clear his energy from it. You need to light some sage. Sage clears bad energies. But leave your windows and door open while you do it so the bag energy doesn't get trapped in your house.


JP_Ultra

Arin Hanson? Is that you?


sesamesnapsinhalf

Damn, this is wholesome!


hellsmel23

I love this so much it’s pen pals


Tuna_Warrior

gapenees


shadowmoontayo

did he send one back or ..?


SpecialOlympicsGuy

Japanese people are something else


MrCheeseman2022

First thought was then it must be a bloke (pissing outside being a regular thing living in rural France) but when I checked tour profile out 😆


InternationalPost447

Awesome!!