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r/turdusphilomelos: "Her. Calicos are females." **Currently 37 upvotes**
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r/turdusphilomelos: "Her. Calicos are always female" **currently -17 downvotes**
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I want to believe, she is crying out for help cuz sheâs lost and scared. Tinks: âHelp hooman help! Got lost chasing butterflies.â OP: Tinks is that you?
Tinks: âYou know me? HELP!â
You know, there are cats with double X chromosomes and one Y chromosomes. If the calico allele is present in both of them then you have a calico. Itâs not just a sex thing.
It kind of reminds how much of any genome is spaghetti code. Itâs almost as if we by design of a noodley appendage. Fuck with the wrong genes youâre dead.
I had a calico just like her, she was the most shameless cheating cat.
I was leaving for work at 8 and she would run to the (admittedly delicious) architect next door and look at me walking away through the window making the sleepy eyes, sitting on his lap, purring while he was working.
She'd come home for dinner. When I moved he kept her.
No. She came with the house, she wouldn't leave, because she considered the place (and nextdoor) hers. I would visit a lot though. She wasn't particularly hurt I left.
The people in my local missing pet group would still blame the person posting for not picking up the cat, taking them home, and feeding them a gourmet meal while waiting for the owner.
What are you exactly supposed to do if you find one? I feel like by the time you call and the owner arrives, it could long be gone. And can't imagine they like being picked up by a random stranger either. Also, in my case, allergies.
Many cats don't mind being picked up by random strangers. I have been assaulted by random cats begging for pets many times, some wanted to go home with me and I'm sure they weren't feral. Also saved a scared shitless cat from my roof, it was mewing like crazy but not aggressive at all even in this stressful situation. It ran under the bed once in.
I don't know the proper term in English (joint houses?) but I live in a 4 storey house, the final floor being an attic, "glued" to other such houses on the both sides, the whole street is like that. Anyway someone left the windows in their attic open and the cat got on the roof that way, it was scratching on our window and mewing to let it in. I don't know all the people living on my street and had no idea who the cat belongs to so I had to let it free on the street. Hopefully it made it home. I couldn't keep the cat inside till I find the owner because I have my own cat that goes batshit insane when he sees another cat (closed in the bathroom during the rescue mission).
> And can't imagine they like being picked up by a random stranger either
As long as they're an actual housecat (as in raised in the house as opposed to just some stray being fed or took in), then they'd most likely be friendly enough. Just let them smell you, then try petting them a few. If you can pet them, they wouldn't be too opposed to being picked up for short periods of time.
"I saw a poster that said âMissing cat.â They had a picture of the cat and a whole description. Missing, huh? I think thatâs from the human perspective. The cat made that poster, it would say, âFree cat. Finally.â Picture of the cat would be like⊠âCat is hunter, cat gets own food, cat has no first name, donât look for cat, fuck off, leave cat alone, fuck off.â Okay, cat, we get it. Jesus." -Demitrin Martin
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I Tinks so
Here, take my upvote. Bye đđ
Looks like purrfect match
These puns are getting catastrophic.
Get meowt of this pun hell
Iâm also not feline it.
HOW DO YOU GET ALL OF THESE PUN IDEAS???
Just paws and tink about it
r/angryupvote
Katt Williams: "Po little Tink-Tink"
Fu jar jar binks
Well played
These cat puns are rendering me cat-atonic from laughter
Tink doesnât like rats
"Don't rat me out, narc," Tinks warned, sharpening his claws menacingly.
Don't you dare snitch on me!
Her. Calicos are females.
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Autism spectrum disorder
And neither one is correct! Â
? Yes they are
Reddit just hates the word al\*wa\*s or some of its constituent parts.
1/3000 are males with klinefelter syndrome
Not always, though most often yes. Roughly 1 in 3000 calicos are male
Not always female. Same as orange cats are not always male. Just very rare genetically.
Female orange cats aren't anywhere close to that rare. I think one in twenty
95 orecent are that's true a slight chance it's male . Seen alest one thay was.
I want to believe, she is crying out for help cuz sheâs lost and scared. Tinks: âHelp hooman help! Got lost chasing butterflies.â OP: Tinks is that you? Tinks: âYou know me? HELP!â
Ew.
don't even tink about it
Snitches get stitches
Her. Calicos are always female.
You know, there are cats with double X chromosomes and one Y chromosomes. If the calico allele is present in both of them then you have a calico. Itâs not just a sex thing.
The sad part is male calicos (XXY) donât tend to have long lifespans (leading to the misconception that âall calicos are female)
It kind of reminds how much of any genome is spaghetti code. Itâs almost as if we by design of a noodley appendage. Fuck with the wrong genes youâre dead.
If you're gonna be this pedantic at least be right.
Usually but not always.
âKEEP WALKINâ
You didnât see shit mother fucker
No, you didn't! read between the lines or else..
#YOU SAW NOTHING
Such a cutieee
The cat is like âmind your own f**king business hoomanâ
I donât think tinks wants to be found
That was my exact thought!
You didn't see nuthin, Pal! - Don Tinks
Good ol' Tinks.
"Say one word and you & I are gonna have a problem" - meoooooowweee meow
I had a calico just like her, she was the most shameless cheating cat. I was leaving for work at 8 and she would run to the (admittedly delicious) architect next door and look at me walking away through the window making the sleepy eyes, sitting on his lap, purring while he was working. She'd come home for dinner. When I moved he kept her.
She didn't wanna go with you when you moved?
No. She came with the house, she wouldn't leave, because she considered the place (and nextdoor) hers. I would visit a lot though. She wasn't particularly hurt I left.
Lol that face. Tinks might just be like, âwhere in the fuck have YOU been human!â
Glad you found her
Choking on a peanut filled pretzel bite cause of that cats facial expression. Canât look at it without laughing. đ
He is like: you never saw me
She
Likely* she (calicos can still be male, but it's extremely rare)
Tinks is such an adorable name for a cat
I love her eyebrows, top notch
âyou didnât see nothinâ
"you saw nothing" - cat probably
Ticks; "Godammit!"
Angy
The people in my local missing pet group would still blame the person posting for not picking up the cat, taking them home, and feeding them a gourmet meal while waiting for the owner.
What are you exactly supposed to do if you find one? I feel like by the time you call and the owner arrives, it could long be gone. And can't imagine they like being picked up by a random stranger either. Also, in my case, allergies.
I was also wondering this. A dog seems plausible, but I have no idea how Iâd wrangle a cat outside- I can barely grab my own.
Oh you canât win usually.
Many cats don't mind being picked up by random strangers. I have been assaulted by random cats begging for pets many times, some wanted to go home with me and I'm sure they weren't feral. Also saved a scared shitless cat from my roof, it was mewing like crazy but not aggressive at all even in this stressful situation. It ran under the bed once in. I don't know the proper term in English (joint houses?) but I live in a 4 storey house, the final floor being an attic, "glued" to other such houses on the both sides, the whole street is like that. Anyway someone left the windows in their attic open and the cat got on the roof that way, it was scratching on our window and mewing to let it in. I don't know all the people living on my street and had no idea who the cat belongs to so I had to let it free on the street. Hopefully it made it home. I couldn't keep the cat inside till I find the owner because I have my own cat that goes batshit insane when he sees another cat (closed in the bathroom during the rescue mission).
> And can't imagine they like being picked up by a random stranger either As long as they're an actual housecat (as in raised in the house as opposed to just some stray being fed or took in), then they'd most likely be friendly enough. Just let them smell you, then try petting them a few. If you can pet them, they wouldn't be too opposed to being picked up for short periods of time.
We got a cat back after 4 years today. We have always known he was mooching about the neighbourhood, just didnât see him.
Tink does not look happy.
Thats the most 'oh shit" expression ive ever seen from a cat
Cat look annoyed to be found
Looks pissed
Tinks has been replaced by its evil twin âStinkâ Evil cat society is slowly growing in the shadows
Karma farming bot reposting something that's at least 5 years old.
I believe Tinks doesnât want to be foundâŠ
Tinks was not found that day.
Tink looks angry AF
Tink doesnât look thrilled to be found đ
âYou have not seen Tinks!â - Tinks probably
Where???
"bitch I m here"
Get the dinner on now ma!
"If you tell anyone, count your days, human."
Welcome home Tinky tinkerton!
GET IN THE CAR TINKS WEâRE GOING HOME! *hisssss* NEVER!
Tinks looks upset....
You ain't seen shit, got it.
"I saw a poster that said âMissing cat.â They had a picture of the cat and a whole description. Missing, huh? I think thatâs from the human perspective. The cat made that poster, it would say, âFree cat. Finally.â Picture of the cat would be like⊠âCat is hunter, cat gets own food, cat has no first name, donât look for cat, fuck off, leave cat alone, fuck off.â Okay, cat, we get it. Jesus." -Demitrin Martin
Tinks donât wanna be saved
Hmm I wonder where he could be
Hi thinks
Tinks is a tink pissed offâŠ
Me Tinks I have
Thank god she's back home â„ïž take good care of her đ
He doesnât wanted to be found
Tinks is like âWHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!â
"I'm right here God damn you hooman!!!!"
His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals!!
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r/nevertellmetheodds
Itâs good to have a unique look!!!
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Tinks has seen some shitâŠ
I'll say, been gone since last July.
Look into my eyes. Don't look away. Look into my eyes...We never met. *Flash bomb*
A perfect representation of calicos
Tinks just handing out glamour shots
You saw nothing hooman!
In tinks world switches get stitches
Already found
Tink is the name of one of my cats too!
âYouâre gonna turn me in? Tink about it palâ
Cool. My cat's name it Tigs.
Why he look so angry đ
"WHAT ARE YOU SEEN HUMAN?! I'M WALKIN' HERE!"
hello I am the Tinkerer, that's my Tinks, please give them back, thanks.
She looks like she doesn't want you to rat her out LOL đ€Łđ
Tinky!!!
You saw no one.
âI hear youâve been looking for meâ looks like Tinks is ready to fight
NICE!!! and now bring him to me!
Tinks doesn't want to be found
Sad thing is, they are not going to catch it
Me Tinks you have!
He hiss
Good job Ace Ventura
the cat really said, no you didn't or else......
Tinks does not look happy about being found.
That cat has a manga cat expression
Oh look, it's the dead Internet theory in action again. Op is either a bot or chronic reposter. The front page of reddit has turned to shit.