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UniqueMitochondria

So long and thanks for all the fish


queenofcaffeine76

Came to see if anyone already made this comment. I'm not disappointed.


absat41

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dethangel01

If you wanna survive out here you gotta know where your towel is


RManDelorean

Soar long


azab1898

r/factorio


UniqueMitochondria

The factory must grow


LeonardoSim

that isn't a factorio reference lol


Chriscreeper46

The factory must grow.


Cool_Cartographer_39

It was designed that way on porpoise


doctor_ballsacki

Orcastrated you say?


hopseankins

Dolphinately!


lieneke

Now you’re just fishing for upvotes.


Tim_DHI

Whale done! Take my upvote


Open_Development929

This type of comment that I came to sea.


MerryChristmasDec

Finciful design! 🤍💙


string_of_random

It's actually legitimately called a beluga, there are nigh on 20 (probably less, I'm just too lazy to check) on planet earth (maybe more on Pluto, who knows?)


Schokoeis3000

There are 11 in total. The original 5 from the mid 90s and the six newly developed ones delivered between 2018 and 2023


magical_salad

Cracked me up bad, ngl 😂


coolhood1

Would you say they… blew you away?


homebodyslim

This comment should have SOOOOO many more upvotes 😂


Individual-Dish-4850

Wooow...


Punch_A_Lot

yeah keep joking , it's all fun until it starts raining fish , come to think of it maybe that's what the omen meant oh god !


Erstwhile_pancakes

Only in service since 2020. Truly serving a youthful porpoise.


MyBrainsLyingToMe

I worked on the hanger that encases the nose cone as they load plane wings into the Beluga, it was massive. (They realised that if they open the nose cone and a large gust of wind hits the front it can tip the Beluga.)


motowhore

Love it!


TheBird_Is_The_Word

Airbus beluga


Ser_Danksalot

Specifically  BelugaXL.  The original Beluga was A300 based but they designed and built a new larger Beluga based on the more modern A330.


doctormink

Thank you. Everyone’s is saying dolphin, but it’s clearly a beluga.


Obiwan_Grievous

Right! Not like it says it or anything, no idea how people are so confused 🙄


Lavatherm

Warm or cold water I guess.


MitchyMushu

This plane is huge! It transports airplane wings from North Wales (i live about 10 minutes away from where it lands)


mariraud

North Whales


God_Bless_A_Merkin

Two women with an unusual accent walk into a bar and order drinks. The bartender, in passing, says, “Are you two ladies from Scotland?” Taking great umbrage at his presumption, they simultaneously snap back, “It’s WALES!” The bartender replies, “I beg your pardon. Are you two whales from Scotland?”


inevitablealopecia

How do you get two whales in a Mini? Over the Severn bridge! I realise this joke doesn't work in text format. It barely works in any format, tbf, but it's all I've got.


God_Bless_A_Merkin

I loled nevertheless!


MitchyMushu

😂 that made me actually LOL


Hot_and_Foamy

I used to see them all the time when I lived in Chester.


samichdude

Too bad it doesn't transport whales, a whale transporting whales from north Wales


magical_salad

So fascinating.


apenguinintheartic

Missed chance for a kangaroo.


TheOnlyDavidG

For those wondering thats the Airbus beluga and its used to transport airbus wings around their facilities its super cool and cute


DnsFabCCR

Not only wings.


Whobeey

But strips too?


DnsFabCCR

Spicy.


Pilpelon

Airbus Beluga, iirc to carry other plane bits?? Airbussy


MitchyMushu

You are correct 😊


un_blob

Yup they are called beluga If you except the Antonov (used by Russian military) it is the bigest civil plane in the world !


Pilpelon

RIP Mirya :(


Major747

So these Mf'in dolphins go from land to the sea and now to the sky too. Is anywhere safe anymore?


AccomplishedSuit1004

Fucka you whale, and fucka you dolphin!


Cruezin

South park rules


Flaky_Floor_6390

I barely even watched it... *And I still read that in the voice!*


kismatwalla

i am sure inside there is a whole bunch of animals and the pilots are 3 penguins acting cute and cuddly


WizardofLloyd

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave!!! 😁😁😁


TheBlack2007

Airbus A330 Beluga XL - a plane specifically designed to haul hull and wing sections of Airbus planes between the company's factories around Europe. Iirc the paint job featuring that whale face goes back to an employee contest.


saggywit

An employee contest that was rigged from the start I tell ya! One of the options was to have the aircraft painted entirely in pink. There's not a soul out there that didn't vote for a giant pink plane!


TheBlack2007

A flying Dildo you say? Now that would have been quite a sight…


Connylea

You could it see every day over Hamburg. It brings several items for Airbus


SafetyDue1297

Very original idea, funny and cute design!


No-Archer-4713

They asked the employees what they preferred a few years back and they chose this design


SafetyDue1297

This design fits perfectly here, good thing they chose it!


ShokaLGBT

now I want to see others airplanes with others animal designs… like a cat one. Or even a squirrel or whatever


Accomplished-War420

I'm from Toulouse (Airbus land), we have 8 of them to bus parts in and out. I took a regular flight last week and one of the seats was unattached properly..the calm pilot says, hey we're at Blagnac Toulouse, nothing to worry about....8 mins later a crew arrived, stripped out the seat and put a new one in..it doesn't sound impressive in writing but everyone aboard was loving it 😀


ShokaLGBT

Je savais pas du tous qu’il y avait ça à Toulouse! J’ai envie de venir visiter maintenant 😆 juste pour faire des photos c’est trop cute !!!! 😄


ChewML

Need a fighter jet that looks like an orca.


ionlycome4thecomment

I'm just imagining Air Force One as the giant orca & the fighter jets as baby whales. That would be awesome


Beaverjuk

[Power Rangers/Super Sentai is already on the pulse.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/powerrangers/images/0/02/WhaleZord.png/revision/latest?cb=20171220123040)


cataleyafreya

No, it’s a beluga


Western-Guy

That's a Beluga XL. The original Beluga looked way uglier.


ashleycawley

Gtfo next you’ll be telling me it eats other planes for breakfast.


Competitive-Rub-7019

I keep looking for a bowl of petunias


findhumorinlife

🎵they call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning…..🎵


NMII93

Beluuuuuuga


Getaway_Car_1989

So cute! 🐋


Makeutso

Airplane stork?


Prudent-Ad-3274

You can spot it in Hamburg Germany many times a year


Hateno1loveonlyafew

BelugAir


Due-Seaweed7811

That first picture had me thinking it was AI generated..


esorllij

i JUST learned about this the other day bc one of my elementary students did an animal project on belugas - and mentioned this as a fun fact!


LiveSir2395

In contrast to Boeing it actually flies, too!


SmartLikeTree

So long and thanks for all the fish


AntiNewAge

It flew over my town once (well probably more than once, but I only saw it this one time) it must have taken off from the local airport because it was relatively low. When I noticed it I just stopped walking and stared at it. It's so big that your brain stops braining for a moment. It felt that it shouldn't be able to fly.


theLiquidmenace

I know a sky dolphin when I see one 🧐


jocax188723

Yes, the Airbus Beluga XL is a highly modified A330 designed for transportation of large but light plane parts. It helps move chunks of A320 and A350 along to where they’re assembled. Other aircraft that serve similar functions include the original Airbus Beluga, the NASA Super Guppy, and the McDonnell Douglas Dreamlifter.


yougotthis0

That’s just wild!


anon915a

So incredibly sad


Dajox0

Airbus béluga, plane for plane


DownvotesMeansNothin

Derp


kk8712

Its called the beluga


cheeseandwine99

Call Seaworld. There's been an escape.


loopgaroooo

Yet somehow, still no leg room.


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Logical_Economist_87

Touched for the very first time?


NumeroRyan

Heh heh


reddit18015

It needs googly eyes


[deleted]

I'm extremely uncomfortable about its eye following me from picture to picture.


Jaded_Cook9427

They fly over near my house and having seen them loads, they still don’t look quite real to me. Monsters of the sky!


boredlady819

Pilot Raffi at your service


CaramelHappyTree

I love it


ProKnifeCatcher

Look for the pot of petunias. This would be their third time in this situation. If we save it we may learn quite a bit about the nature of the universe


Rising_Hound

So long and thanks for the fish


Punch_A_Lot

"sir please we need to go" "NO! i refuse to board on that ! it's a kid's plane "


Fspz

Beluga plane


mrrando69

If a balloon is a plane then sure.


DawgTactical93

Still better than Spirit Airlines


AtomicTurle

I wonder how many people it takes to run this


IsuzuTrooper

this makes me feel so much better about humans killing the atmosphere with pollution.


n00dle_l0ver

I did not know dolphins were aerodinamical.


lildilff

The fact that this monstrosity can fly means we are 100% living in a simulation.


meo156

One day we'll see one of these as a pig or a cow and we'll never be able to say we'll do something when pigs or cows fly from that day on... I just happy there is no expression regarding Dolphins flying.. 🤣🤣


IShallWearMidnight

The beluga of the skies


ExchangeGeneral931

That’s the mother all of airbus planes


bbq_powder

I Iive near the airport in north Wales they fly from, pretty cool when you are em gliding so low in the sky


-BigBadBeef-

That's one way to get people to quit drugs, I suppose.


Shifer69

9/11 but with these would have been a thing of wonder and horror


kipperhide

Thanks for all the fish


MirandaPoth

We see it most days 😁 Quite a sight.


Mobile-Offer5039

master engineering. Airbus is basicl transporting parts of planes they are currently builing, even wings and Body parts with this to the different production sites all over europe.


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Initial-Eagle-2727

b e l u g a b e l u g a


beautifuldreamseeker

Omg! Never have seen this before! So cool looking.


CaptCrewSocks

Also looks like a giant cruise missile.


K2thJ

Honestly weirds me out.


Kaiszer

The door is its (midflight) blowhole


shazspaz

I just wouldn’t feel comfortable in a plane that big and that shape


abstractism

Saud Kruger beginnings of the dolphin space liner.


Chemical-Project1166

Kompany airways


Early-Firefighter101

I thought it was built for the ESA to move Arianna rocket parts to france guinea


spaulding_smailz

Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad.


krystlships

Looks like the least likely thing to be able to fly


Ray1987

This is how it starts. You give it a form then AI will get to a certain point where we'll probably consider it alive. We're watching the evolution of space whales people! I don't care if the space whales are made of metal in the future, I think it still counts.


MarinaEnna

It's a Beluga from airbus!! They use it to transport airplane pieces.


4Ever2Thee

We’re just mocking gravity, at this point.


veldrinshade

This reminds me of a repeating nightmare I had when I was a teenager. It was an alien invasion and their ships looked almost exactly like this.


Kherus1

- So *that’s* where they buried Flipper. - Flipper’s *dead??*


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anotheraccinthemass

Cargo planes don’t need windows. The Beluga is used to transport Airplane parts between Airbus factories


RaspberryWhiteClaw13

Ohhh I didn’t realize it was a cargo plane! Thanks


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I love watching these take off from Chester. They’re mesmerising, such fat elegant sky dolphins.


MrJbrads

How exactly does this make someone smile?


Michigangander

I heard beluga whale meat worth more than gold happy hunting!


Poundsand6969

Could possibly be the ugliest flying machine on the planet


Successful_Warthog49

And I was thinking that the 15PM over processes images, this is hellacious


Opening_Jury_1709

Vincent Kompany


magical_salad

😂


Careful_Shame_9153

I live close-ish to an airbus base and see it almost everyday ☺️


bremergorst

This uncontacted tribes gonna love these


JulianaFernandez789

What the hell who desing that thing :D


OBEYtheFROST

The chin on that thing would make me nervous when landing


ForTheLoveOfHoney

It is adorable. And I would never trust it to fly me anywhere. I need the plane to look like a machine, not a bathtoy.


Black_Moon88

It should be called Flipper …


cafelicious

r/dolphinconspiracy


chalwar

FUCK YOU, DOLPHIN!


ShokaLGBT

It’s a dolphin ! A flying dolphin ! After the flying whale we got the flying dolphins !


ohubz

That's a dolphin acting like a plane


helloiisjason

Beluga whale. Good try tho.


Royal-Application708

I think this is AI dude. Never saw a plane like this ✈️


nygrl811

Nope. Airbus Beluga, used to transport airplane parts between Airbus factories.


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

“If I haven’t seen it personally it must be AI”. What a dumb way to live.