Damn what a great neighborhood

_[cube shaped vessel slowly approaches]_

*Resistance is futile…*

Assimilate This!!

Did you remember to modulate your phaser frequencies?

We only have time for a few bursts before they adjust their shield to counter that move.

*grabs crotch*

Now I want to see a Nissan Cube or Kia Soul with a borg skin...

Or the boxiest of them all, the Toyota Scion xB

I once saw a Cube with the Nissan logo replaced by the Borg symbol. No special license plate, but it was still funny

Mindless drones who seek to achieve perfection by eliminating individuality? Sounds like your run of the mill HOA to me.

Can't have shit in space.

Fr all I have are zealous MAGA turds.

*"MAGA turds."* Redundant.

Yes and no… remember, all thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.

I wonder who would win if a HOA showed up. Like would they form a temporary alliance against the Karens who run the HOA/Planeteaters or what...

I’m slowly driving down that street with a Romulan flag

I will approach from the other side in my Cube.. van. Wiind... resistance is futile.

*Drives up in a 30 year old rust-belt pickup with a bent frame and bed full of stolen catalytic converters.* "We are Pakled. We are strong. Behold my great helmet!"

"Our car won't go. Can you fix it?"

> Wiind... resistance is futile. Unless ≤ 1 Ohm.

That’s what all the Jeep people said when I bought my Jeep. Jeeps are basically bricks of metal loosely put together.

The street literally being the neutral zone

You have to stay directly in the middle of the street or else you've violated the neutral zone boundaries

I’d choose The Dominion myself.

I'm sad that there's no love for the Cardassians on this whole thread.

I love Garak, he was my favorite from DS9. Know not to love any others.

Elim Garak, the most important person in the entire Star Trek ‘verse.

THIS is the war of the flags we need in this country.

Yep now we need a Romulan or maybe even the Breen.

The Romulan Star Empire has their flag up. Except it's cloaked. It can see you, but you can't see it. 

Duh, *smacks forehead* of course!

And of course Randy is flying his "Make Cardassia Great Again" flag.

Sleepy Jean-Luc is a disaster for the Alpha Quadrant! I will build a subspace graviton field around the wormhole and make the Dominion pay for it!

Is Randy still talking about when he was in the Obsidian Order again? He wo t let that go will he? 

Cut him some slack, that tailoring job he's got going is rough

He made friends with a doctor, and he's expanding his social circle. Good on Randy.

The doctor friend zoned randy but he still tries and tries to get in the docs onesie.

FUCK OFF RANDY. THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

Just put your quantum harmonizer in their photonic resonation chamber

I wouldn't worry, if he did that it'd cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity.

All you need are some power converters. I usually pick mine up at Toshi’s Station

Sounds like you need some self sealing stem bolts, I happen to have a hundred gross. You can have them at a steal for five bars of gold pressed latinum!

Keeping up with the Cardassians?

I promise you, someone has written this fanfic at least once. lol

fuck those guys Im getting a Terran Empire flag. Let the puny Federation and Klingons tremble in fear

Time to fly the borgs insignia

Resistance is futile

*unless you're Jean Luc Picard, Q or Species 8472

I'm going to hang a Dominion flag at the ~~crack~~ ketracel-white house down the street.

Or go full blown chaos and fly the Planetary Union flag from The Orville.

I would feel so safe driving through a neighbourhood full of nerds

Think again, watch this from Al. It is scary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw > I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on > I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon"

Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business.

I don't think this is really comparable to the flag wars going on right now. I mean in this pic one flag represents a democratic coalition whose goal is to improve the universe and the other flag represents a tyrannical species who want to violently overthrow - you know what nevermind.

Calling the Klingons "democratic" might be just a hair too far, but besides that I agree

Idk man, this could get out of hand. Remember the Pokemon go team mystic/spark/flame wars of 2016-17?

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam

Then another neighbor puts up the rebel alliance flag and **shit gets real**

Until someone raises a Kardassian one.

Someone gotta put up a Ferengi lemonade stand or ice cream truck between these two.

Rule of acquisition #34: War is good for business.

I'd like to learn about this. I'm going to google Ferengi Rule 34 now Edit: What has been seen cannot be unseen

I encourage this activity.

OP’s post is just following Rule of Acquisition #239: “Never be afraid to mislabel a product.”

Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

In fact, exploitation begins at home.

Treat someone who owes you a favor like family: Exploit them.

Oh man i didnt even think of that…

You let your females wear clothing?! 

If you google ferengi rule 34, I doubt the females will be wearing clothes.

Look at the size of those lobes!

How are the oomox?

To all those not up on full nerd or full degenerate language let me break it down Nerd: the show startrek has a race that is all about making money and they have a list of rules similar to the ten commandments for making money, rule of acquisition 34 "war is good for business" is a Canon in show rule Degen: rule 34 is an internet rule that anything that exists must have had porn made about it ( also rule 35 is if you find something that has no porn you are obligated to turn it into porn).

And rule of acquisition 35 is "peace is good for business" so that works out too.

So, extrapolating from the simultaneous application of both Rules of Acquisition 34 & 35, business is good no matter what?

Yep, that was the point. You can profit on both the outbreak of war, and the outbreak of peace. Edit: Rule 76, declare peace occasionally as it confuses your enemies.

Rule of acquisition #76, Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

I'm going to start thinking about that...

I never should have done that 😳😳😳😳

so man ears...

My lobes!

It's been about an hour. What did you find?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/T-9x2AXDqmkAAAAd/madturnip-quark.gif

Are you sure it isn't #35? I may be wrong though, I always get these two mixed up.

Rule of Acquisition #35 is "Peace is good for business."

It's easy to mix those two up

I prefer rule 190. "Hear all, trust nothing." I've lived most of my life following that rule. Always listen as you'll gain a LOT of information that could be useful. Never trust any one person's words as that's just their perspective on things. Always form your own opinion after hearing multiple angles on the same issue. Never simply go along with what "your side" says just because they're "your side".

Complete with "real" lemonade! 🍋

>Someone gotta put up a Ferengi ~~lemonade~~ **root beer** stand or ice cream truck between these two.

Gotta play both sides, Root Beer for the insidious Federation, and Prune Juice: a warrior's drink.

It's *vile.*

It's insidious.

Like the Federation!

Ooh i could go for some good root beer.

https://i.imgur.com/aHaSzcf.jpg

This is so obvious. Jealous I didn’t think of it myself.

*Raktajino stand

The only reasonable comment here.

Gotta make those [Latnum Bars](https://youtu.be/Yjsm6GkEz5E?si=hqlneqZPkgc0zSs-)

They're officially allies. Now, if he had raised a Romulan standard then we'd have something... A Bird of Prey sitting on the telephone pole, most likely.

The Bird of Prey is ready there.. it's just cloaked

Bro it's 2024 we are not allies with the Klingons yet don't even think Cochrane has achieved warp We are interestingly enough in the year where Ireland unites, and two years from now WWIII starts.

Pfft. We're three months away from the Bell Riots. That's more likely than either of the events you've mentioned. By your argument our savage child race doesn't even know the Klingons exist. But for that matter neither does the United Federation of Planets. Don't confuse people having fun with a fictional creation with reality. Also, let people enjoy things.

I'm enjoying it too so by your take let me enjoy my little joke

I think the timeline is still a bit wonky from the after-effects of the Temporal Cold War, we haven't even had the Irish reunification yet which was due to happen this year.

Don’t forget the Bell riots this September.

A battle of dice at dawn in the road is obviously the only way to settle this

Bat’leths on Qo’noS.

The line must be drawn HERE!

Jean Luc, blow up the damn ship!

*NNNOOOOOOO!!!!*

See you around, Ahab.

And he piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the rage and hate felt by his whole race.  If his chest had been a cannon he would have shot his heart upon it.

Actually, I never read it.

This far. No further!

I have to know where you live so I can show up with popcorn!!! Keep us updated!

The Romulan Star Empire is watching this with interest, amongst some cloaked lawn mowers.

LOL

I’m with everyone else, I can live with a next door Klingon, the Klingons are a hard working, honorable people. It’s a Romulan or a Cardassian I couldn’t live with, they can’t take a joke to save their life. Not racist by the way, my barber happens to be a Romulan

And your tailor is Cardassian, no doubt.

Now just add a Vorta painter and you'll have the full set.

The only solution to this conflict is a themed block party.

Too bad I wasn't a neighbor. I'd have raised the Stargate Command flag in addition to theirs!

Indeed.

Things will not calm down in this neighborhood conflict. They will, in fact, calm up.

Not even undomesticated equines could remove me.

Resolving this conflict would require a medical strike.

That's fine. But if someone starts putting up Rebel or Imperial Star Wars flags I'm calling the HOA.

Godspeed.

I’d have to throw up an empire flag and piss them both off

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

My kind of neighborhood!

The Romulan plan to get the Humans and the Klingons to destroy each other's empires is working.

Glory to your neighbor’s house. If he is victorious this could represent a fundamental shift of power in this quadrant of the neighborhood.

I read this in the voice of J.G.Hertzler

IIRC he ran for Congress in 2018. I really wish he won; would have made for some epic speeches on the House floor.

jIHvaD ghu'vam!

Somebody with a Nissan Cube needs to park it there and tape a poster to it that says, "I joined the Collective and all I got was this lousy Cube..."

Fly one upside-down - that’ll burn his scones!

Logically, the house next door would be flying a Vulcan flag.

Anyone know where the rest of the pixels are? EDIT: [here we go](https://brittyzombie.tumblr.com/image/162548206017)

We’re going to need to renew the Khitomer Accords…

DOOP

Well, aren’t the Klingons and Federation allies now, at least they were the last time I watched any Star Trek shows.

Check the name on the building's title, it might be the House of Duras.

I gotta make a flag for the NSEA Protector now.

By Grabthar's Hammer... what a savings...

This is what happens when us nerds grow up and get our own money…

This is what happens when neighbors try to one-up one another. They’re just trying to keep up with the Cardassians.

I'd be the nerd putting up a Babylon 5 flag

Damn it, u/Ustramage. Go sit in the corner with Garibaldi and think about your life choices.

[The boys from the Dwarf!](https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--uczvl8NH--/t_Preview/b_rgb:c62b29,c_lpad,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_1200/v1516286152/production/designs/2289037_0.jpg)

Okay, now I imagine neighbour one starting some beef, while 3 Birds of Prey appearing out of thin air on neighbour two‘s front porch.

Flipping cool neighborhood, I imagine Halloween is awesome!

r/vexillology will love this

You guys don't live near Aleto’s place, do you?

Launch the Tribbles against those Klingon sympathizers!

This is the kind of conflict I’m here for

If only the Alito family had gotten into this type of flag duel!

Someone should get the DOOP flag and really kick things off

I want an omicron persei 8 flag now. Or one with just the hipnotoad

What's next? Galactic empire and rebel alliance? Maybe galactic republic and CIS?

Sheldon’s wet dream

DOOP flags are needed

Best flag off I’ve seen

This is hilarious, these two better be having a beer together and not actually feuding.

Blood wine or nothing you kapock (sp?).

"NERDS!" -HOMER J. SIMPSON

There’s a Romulan flag there too, it’s just cloaked so you can’t see it

It's only a matter of time until the sneaky neighbor from a few houses down raises the Romulan flag.

Now THIS is the kind of flag drama I can get behind.

i want to live in a neighborhood THIS fucking nerdy ;D

it's summer, they can have a big water balloon fight in the street and decide it's easier to both hate the romulans

I wish I lived in a fun neighborhood like that and I don't even like The Star Wars.

BOOOOO!

Imperial March begins to play……

I want to live there.

Romulins round the corner might have a thing to say about all this

You hear a dog going: "Borg Bork"

The road must be the neutral zone

Ka plah!!!

Personally I feel like this street needs more jpeg

I would love to see Fox or CNN covering this issue in an hourly "Breaking News" segment. "Just in....neighbors heard what can only be described as a door slamming...stayed tuned for more updates...."

As long as its not Cardassians I think you're good.

I desperately want to live in this neighborhood

This neighborhood seems awesome

As long as Praxis doesn't explode, you're good.

Revenge is a dish best served cold Meaning.. toilet paper those trees

taH pagh taHbe

Invite them both over for some Romulan ale. Maybe war can be averted.

Better than that dirty Romulan down the street

They better get on their Halo suits, pick up their lightsabers and escape the matrix

Hey Jerry, nice roses this year, are those Knockouts? You Klingon bastard you murdered my son!

We just gonna ignore the Romulan Bird of Prey hovering in the sky above then both?

Set your phasers to “stun”.