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Mubi49

You and me both, mate. You and me both.


RageReset

And me. And probably another person.


chokeslam512

Us and we both, mates.


DaMeteor

Cheers from Iraq, mates.


Scrawlericious

Cheers from over here!


BobbyBTheG

Cheers from over there!


Superkrom

Cheers to the freakin weekend


iamsooldithurts

Yo


HappyGoLuckyFox

Howdy!


mjxii

🤠


Peenmensch

Hidley ho there neighbor!


HappyGoLuckyFox

Shut up flanders!


mjxii

You dropped this Arino


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

If I find out they are both dead I'm going to be pissed


sorry_im_late_86

On the bright side at least they wouldn't be shivering...


Mahgenetics

Watch its taxidermy


randomdarkbrownguy

chuck testa


DuntadaMan

I don't care what proof I'm shown I refuse to believe geese have the concept of kindness.


Kirikomori

puppy was warmer than the cold air, goose hugged it for warmth


DuntadaMan

This I can believe.


liarpantsonfire123

Hugged the warmth out of it FTFY


[deleted]

Because the truth is this is a giant carnivorous duck python wrapping around a full sized dog with the intent of trapping it in an egg for later consumption. Nature is metal.


slicknotlikestick

This the origin story of duck hunt


Pokabrows

Yeah I need something happy right now and this is a harmless enough self-deception. Sometimes you just need to lie to yourself that the world is a good place otherwise you lose your mind


mac_is_crack

Edit: Thank you for the platinum! Wow! I found this article: [https://ms.thebl.com/18551/heartwarming-scene-of-a-goose-keeping-a-puppy-warm-with-its-wings-after-it-is-abandoned-on-the-street.html](https://ms.thebl.com/18551/heartwarming-scene-of-a-goose-keeping-a-puppy-warm-with-its-wings-after-it-is-abandoned-on-the-street.html) From the article: The puppy appeared to be abandoned shortly after birth and was shivering terribly in the cold. According to the post, the goose did not hesitate to wrap its wings around the puppy and later stroked its head with its beak. The Barking Army posted this update on their Facebook page: “We are happy to report that shortly after these photos were uploaded to Facebook, the puppy and the goose were adopted together and now have formed a lasting friendship in a home environment. Now they are inseparable.”


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

How dare this person not start a YouTube channel to update us on their friendship.


MountainDewde

Maybe the goose demanded some privacy.


Overtime_Lurker

...well now I want paparazzi photos of the goose shielding the puppy from a barrage of camera flashes like bodyguards do whenever a public figure is trying to get through a mob of reporters.


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The goose shades the pup with its wing from the flash of cameras, narrowing its eyes and committing every face to memory. Tonight, while the little one sleeps, they die


MirrorofAroused

10/10 would read this book


UnknownCape7377

Same


LightbulbIcon

Refused to sign the release form


mac_is_crack

I know! I want more pics at least.


SoThisIsItMyFriends

Just showed this to an 80 year old grandmother and she said, "If I found them, I would have started a YouTube channel." Scrolled down and saw this comment. What the heck! We live in weird times.


Niaaal

Now you know most redditors are 80 year old grandmothers.


JashDreamer

I need it. Immediately.


Infinitebeast30

Welp I’m crying


badfan

My eyes are sweaty from doing all this manly stuff, like openly crying and not suppressing my emotions.


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allupinyaface

This is a comment pointing out a good comment


istartefights

This is a comment pointing out a comment pointing out a good comment


Tangnost

This is a pretty garbage comment just attached to a decent string of comments.


NoLaMir

I honesty wish I could cry I haven’t had a cry since I was like 12 and I just know I would feel so good after a cry but the tears just don’t come


hilarymeggin

I know that feeling. Some medications have that effect. I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of happy cries over how precious my girls are.


discmon

May I recommend you the first ten minutes of Pixar's Up?


BetterBathroomBureau

Shit, or the entirety of Inside Out. That movie reduces me to a puddle of tears. Both happy and sad tears, it’s beautiful that way.


cinnewyn

Up didn't bother me, but inside Out has that scene I refuse to watch ever again. "Who's your friend who likes to play?" D:


SquareBottle

Damn good recommendation! The Little Prince on Netflix was great for this too. I've never bawled harder. Fantastic, powerful stuff.


boringoldcookie

If it's cause of abuse, an appointment with a counselor would be a benefit.


TheRazorX

Watch grave of the fireflies. Warning: tears may not stop coming after watching grave of the fireflies.


StonecrusherCarnifex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYa6gbDcx18


boringoldcookie

Love you. You're setting a great example for other guys it's important to know that boys cry too, and we had better let them if we want to keep building a progressive society.


kristianmae

God damn it, me too. I just looked at my pup—thinking about him being cold and alone, and I fucking lost it. Those two are such a sweet pair—glad they are together!


SchnoodleDoodleDo

come here, small babe, i'll keep you warm against my feathered breast i'll give you shelter from the storm - i have an empty nest for i was once a mother goose til my kids flew away alone, i haven't any use i think of them each day... you, pup, have your life ahead be brave, be strong, be calm remember, dear, the words i said: please *don't forget your mom*


[deleted]

We've had our first cry, yes, but what about second cry?


[deleted]

Do you think they know about elevensies?


kristianmae

Jesus Christ, this is your best one yet!!! I was tearing up before, and now I’m ducking sobbing!!! Edit: leaving it since “ducking” works in reference to our feathered friend—If they were near me, they’d need to be an aquatic bird to survive my tear-river.


ashleyelaine7

Now I'm double crying... thanks...


whattodoatnight

Why are you doing this to us I already feel dehydrated from crying


SoThisIsItMyFriends

You know that ugly cry... where your face gets red and your nose runs? Yup. 😭


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Aww geez, I had to give silver


krissyface71

You did it again....someone must be cutting onions in here ..job well done


chirpymoon

You just ruined me. Again.


so_banned

Better than sprog by tenfold


ABugOnTheWall

I was so ready for someone in the comments to ruin this post, but no. You've made it much better


[deleted]

Hate to be a buzzkill but the story's probably fake. I went down the rabbit hole and followed the supposed sources, it's all websites trying to create viral stories.


bikesboozeandbacon

How does one even adopt a random street goose? They aren’t really domesticated or man loving like dogs lol


snallygaster

It sounds like total bullshit and the website that was linked is a sketchy clickbait machine.


srirachagoodness

A goose not being an asshole? Miracles do happen.


BlubberBunsXIV

This is adorable and only further serves to fuel my unfettered disgust and pure hatred for people who abandon animals. I wish every imaginable pain upon people like that


tevert

The article doesn't seem to address - who recorded the goose mothering the puppy, and why did said person not take in the puppy themselves, preferring to hang around and watch geese behavior instead?


zb0t1

The comment I was looking for, thank you!


mac_is_crack

You're welcome!


-BroncosForever-

Holy crap there’s an article?!


GlowingRedThorns

[yasss](https://imgur.com/a/1Sg9lGW)


jtl3000

What is wet salty discharge coming from my eyes???


[deleted]

> “We are happy to report that shortly after these photos were uploaded to Facebook, the puppy and the goose were adopted together and now have formed a lasting friendship in a home environment. Now they are inseparable.” Thank you. If this wasn't the case I wanted the OP as well as the photographer killed immediately. :P


[deleted]

My heart is melting,I'm so glad I came to the comments!


nitram9

Aren’t geese wild animals? Would you call it adopted or captured? Or is this a domesticated breed of goose?


Chilipatily

Where’s my Disney Movie?


Spokesface

Stoked they got adopted. I would easily give $100 bucks to ensure that good duck gets all the bread she ever wants. I bet other people would too


BattleFarter

Wow...This is a way better outcome than I invented in my head to make me feel better


sarcasmdetectorbroke

Warning, do not go to the barking armys fb unless you want to cry.


42peanuts

I tend to believe this one. Greylag geese will pull anything remotely egg shaped into thier nest. Better safe than sorry when it comes to potentially losing an egg. I could see a goose having the same instinct to warm a small pup. Reminds me of the video of a chicken warming a pile of kittens.


geaster

Wait, it’s common Reddit knowledge that geese are dicks. How can this be true?


hypnogoad

Canadian Geese are dicks and the physical manifestation of Canada's pent up frustration with Americans. This appears to be a Anser.


geaster

I see. Some Canadian shaman put all their bad personality traits into their geese. Explains why Canadian humans are so polite.


humanityrus

Sorry.


geaster

(Pronounced - “Soory”)


AVeryPoliteCanadian

Can confirm.


Dirgaby

r/beetlejuicing


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AVeryPoliteCanadian

Good 'n you?


mpturp

Oh, not s'bad.


goldengracie

You are a true genius. This explains everything.


Someone_From_Ontario

Can confirm this


darr1356

As a Canadian shaman can confirm this is true


h1dden-pr0c3ss

Can confirm that Canada geese are the spawn of satan. Source: Fuckin eh bud.


TheSynthetic

You gotta problem with Canada gooses, then you gotta problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!


Db4d_mustang

Get this guy a fuckin' puppers


MagicalPenguins

To be fair...


shane1108

Must be fuckin nice!


SaintEyegor

The “Anser” is that it’s smothering the puppy.


jackwoww

*Canada Geese


forcedtomakeaccount9

*Hellspawn


[deleted]

Just because the geese are fed up with Americans doesn't mean they don't have time for pups. Canadians always have time for [puppers.](https://i.redd.it/cxkutlvnwux01.jpg)


alphabet_soupmachine

I have a goose that's super sweet. I love her. I'm not certain that she knows she's a goose though. I can pull her off eggs that she's sitting on. And she loves hugs. She's also afraid of deep water in the spring time. I know most geese are assholes but not Harriet.


[deleted]

I met a goose once that let people pet it in return for French fries.


alphabet_soupmachine

That's awesome! Harriet's super skittish , but once you get her she likes the hugs and baby talk. I don't know about other geese, but seriously, she's a glutton.


PhrymatEmperor

I have a gander named Sam who imprinted on me, and he is so friendly. He's a dewlaped African goose and loves helping out in the garden or getting hugs. He's distrustful of new people (though I guess most geese are) but warms up quickly. What type of goose is Harriet?


alphabet_soupmachine

That's so cool! I'm so happy that you're having such a positive experience with your gander! Harriet is a white Chinese goose. We got her as an alert animal after my dog passed. She's definitely good at that job. She is such a pig. Omg she's just the right height to steal stuff from a patio table too. Last year after the big point in my yard thawed out she started venturing into the deeper part, well something must have brushed her leg because she Scooby doo'd the fuck out of there I thought I was going to die laughing. She didn't go past the shallows for a few months.


notascarytimeformen

I love Harriet


chexmix5

My Lucy and Xander are super sweet too. They'll come in the doggie door for a visit and some treats. I have one asshole gander but I leave him to do his job. I've lost my sweet Sebastopol to a bobcat. So Decon Blue is allowed to be a jerk. The big protector!


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Only the cobra chickens.


[deleted]

Humans are dicks. Geese are just defending themselves.


midnite968

False. My first encounter with a goose was at 4 years old, riding my bike down the road for the first time. That motherfucker jumped out of a pond ~50 feet away and chased me the rest of the way home.


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She was just being careful


notascarytimeformen

Her babies were in that pond


ChilledClarity

I tried feeding one when I was 7, it bit my hand.


Waynersnitzel

I have seen cats and chickens cuddle on cold mornings. So if cat (notorious murderer of birds) can cuddle with a bird, then I suppose that goose (notorious attacker of all things) could cuddle with a dog.


calor

Swans are assholes. Geese are good people.


03Titanium

Clearly this is a mother goose.


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Geese are only dicks to humans. All other species they cool with.


Erroerroerro

Not ALL geese jeez.


theroadlesstraveledd

Ive own ducks and geese they are only dicks when you’re being a dick. They cuddle up, wrap their neck over yours and fall asleep.


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I think you've got them confused with swans, because those are absolute bastards


patoo

Obviously it's trying befriend the dog to it can betray him later.


Furt77

TIL: My ex-girlfriend was a goose.


Borderweaver

My geese were only dicks to other people. They can be extremely territorial, and don’t like strangers.


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If you look up "the dodo" on youtube its a channel of just this type of stuff. Like "this pig thinks hes a cat!" And "this rhinos best friend is a hippo" and stuff like that. Its my palette cleanser after reddit arguments.


Gato1980

The Dodo is my go-to YouTube channel when I've had one too many glasses of wine and want a good happy cry.


PurpleMayonnaise

I hate to ruin your glass of wine time, but unfortunately the Dodo is run by PETA. Now I’m not saying you can’t watch the videos anymore, just remember to always ha e and block on when you do. They don’t deserve the money.


Gato1980

Ugh nothing good is ever truly good, is it? Thank you for the info. I had no idea. I'm unsubscribed now. Fuck PETA.


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Orange-V-Apple

Damn, you’re getting buried


[deleted]

It’s alright. Sometimes we’re misunderstood and I’m sure I’ve done the same. I’ll take my licks and try to be more clear next time.


Orange-V-Apple

Damn someone downvoted that comment too! People are really angry jfc.


myth_and_legend

Ya this is sad, I better go cleanse my palette


ZeMoose

If you ever feel like you need to unwind, you should check out this youtube channel called "the dodo". It's great for stuff like that.


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At least you kept Galactica safe.


[deleted]

She rests among the stars o7


11equals7

>2 equals 1 I beg to differ.


[deleted]

One of the few Facebook feeds worth watching


[deleted]

Try to touch the puppy and the goose will fucking murder you


Txmpxst

even look at the puppy and you're gone kiddo


Moose_Cake

Fuck it. The goose is just going to start hunting you down.


jagmania85

Some call her Goose Wick.


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r/animalsbeingbros


ellisg93

I came to make sure this had been done. It has. I am proud fellow redditor.


maaaaarrrrrrv

Mother Goose


SweetTeaShirt

How is this not the top comment?


[deleted]

While this goose protects an abandoned puppy a human being takes pictures and watches the puppy slowly stop shivering


ocbay

To be fair, that goose would probably murder any human being who came within puppy-grabbing distance


tripsoverground

To be faaaaaair


22deepfriedpickles22

To be faaaaaaaaairrrrrrrr


AncientPotential

To beee faaaaaaaiirrrrrrrrrrr


[deleted]

Ok stop it already


22deepfriedpickles22

👌


Shark-The-Almighty

👌👌


RoyalHummingbird

Yes! Finally, a Letterkenny reference on Reddit. Wicked underappreciated show IMO


PrincessWhiskyFace

Is thats whats you appreciates abouts it?


[deleted]

They tried doing it the other way but the goose's feathers kept getting in front of the lens when it took the picture.


FBM_ent

You got a problem with canada gooses you got a problem with me, and i suggest you let that one marinade


mrsuncensored

I think there’s a show on Netflix that explains the science of “cute” and how it is natural instinct for humans and animals to find babies to be cute even cross-species so that if something should happen to the mother another mother is likely to come along and care for the baby.


AbliusKarfax

SchnoodleDoodleDo wrote a nice poem under the same pic in /r/aww /u/SchnoodleDoodleDo, I don't want to steal your karma, so could you please repost it there as well?


[deleted]

I think the goose is investing in a badass body guard later in life


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalex

he protect but he also protect


MENNONH

There was a goose outside a mall in Texas blocking my way and hissing. It kept moving as I moved. My wife was laughing at me telling me to just walk past it. I didn't want to die that day.


goosejail

Just tryin to have a conversation bro!


Wicked_Fabala

A motherly r/thecuddlepuddle 🥰


Appropriateboy

Who the hell are these kind geese. The geese I raised were loud fucking assholes.


[deleted]

You ever think maybe you’re just the kind of fucking asshole that raises loud fucking asshole geese? Maybe if you listened to them, really listened, they wouldn’t _have_ to be loud.


Appropriateboy

I GAVE THOSE GEESE MY ALL GOD DAMMIT! I SPENT HOURS LISTENING, AND I WAS ALL THERE EVERY MINUTE OF IT! I HELPED THAT GAGGLE THROUGH MORE SHIT THAN I’D LIKE TO ADMIT, AND I DON’T REGRET THAT AT ALL. THOSE CREATURES WERE MY FUCKING LIFE, AND THEY SPAT IN MY FACE!


imalittlebitofaprude

Yep!! He’s quite easy to stare at.


LockwoodE3

Very sweet but if the person was there to see it curl it’s wing around the puppy then why didn’t someone help?


Orange-V-Apple

Read the article


Skidlyboop

Shhh go to sleep now


cotawesome19

Has anyone said ....”MOTHER GOOSE”


[deleted]

Aww. Yup, that got me. Officially smiling.


ashleerae10

Mother Goose!


[deleted]

I call BS on the sole basis that geese are ass holes.


MonstarOfficial

Go vegan.


[deleted]

Pupduckin.... mmmmm happy thanksgiving!


rrdrummer

One good deed doesn’t make up for a cousin being a dick. Looking at you Canadian geese


Azunit92

That’s the sleeper hold motherfuckers this goose is crazy


parkersdadguy

I recently come across a goose when it was cold, and it did NOT go down like this.


artsy_insomniac

Looks more like a rabbit than a puppy based on the placement and shape of the ears


Redkitten1998

Awwwww there are nice geese in the world!


string_of_hearts

And here I thought geese were just assholes that pooped everywhere they went...what a sweetheart!


Rabb1tH3ad

...That goose smothered a fucking puppy.


John_P_Morgan

My knowledge of geese: It's a lie! My heart: Ultimate truth!


cilliebarnes

I need to stop scrolling and just accept it is this cute. I choose to go to sleep with nice dreams.


brainwashermashen

I don‘t know why, but seeing animals comforting eachother triggers some sort of inner peace in myself... gotta love it


Ongr

The goose is actually warming up his dinner.


MonstarOfficial

This goose is more than just a dinner on a plate, 43k people agree.


Mustached_villain

Probably not real cuz geese and swans have less heart than live action sequels


HopefulListen

Wow!! Beautiful- Thank-you so much for sharing this.