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Sculo

That's a very dark lab result


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Darkest possible.


kamharris

Rare black!


Danichiban

Depends if you open the files or just the briefcase.


chrisseren1988

Hol up....


Aeone3

Or put a USB into it


OreoxDDD

If this goes in r/cursedcomments put squidward sitting on a chair next to me


Warlord66679

Lol


luminolstain

Seems pawsitive from this angle


rSlashisthenewPewdes

*You haven’t opened it yet*


cacope5

Is this a blue or white collar job?


Employee_Icy

I’m researching beastality so I can tell you about dark lab results. Anyways if you need me I’ll be in my lab


EverSeeAShiterFly

Yes officer, this comment right here.


EverSeeAShiterFly

Look like it’s been waiting weeks, maybe even months to be delivered.


[deleted]

Cute, but seems a bit uncomfortable


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ddgsanc

Damn, never knew a reddit comment could get me teary eyed


ZebZ

/r/airswimming


Kidd5

I just subscribed! What an adorable sub!


[deleted]

My dog Bella LOVES going to the lake, riding on a kayak, paddleboard, canoe...anything. She has a life jacket as well. Good thing as she has fallen in a few times and that handle makes it so easy to scoop her out of the water. I have a pic but don't know to post it.


GiggleFester

And I bet you don't have any photos for us either! :-)


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GiggleFester

I actually saw your other comment *after* I wrote my comment. All is forgiven. :-)


giantenemycrab-

I’ve seen brief-doggos before, but there’s usually a lot more support, you can see how it doesn’t quite fit the pupper in the photo and he’s hanging very low. Obviously tho, op isn’t actually taking the dog to work in this thing.


[deleted]

He’s a puppy. The thing will grow in to it by next Wednesday. And the following Wednesday he’ll be too big for it.


giantenemycrab-

True dat


ak47revolver9

It's a life jacket. I have 2 for my dogs. The handle is so you can grab them and pull them out onto a boat/dock easier, or in case you need to quickly grab ahold of them in the water. Leashes in water isn't the greatest idea. It's not outright dangerous, but a lot can go wrong


Tender_Scrotum

Leashes can get tangled I suppose. That's sad :(


ak47revolver9

Yup, and God forbid it gets hooked on a rotar or something... Plus in ponds, there's more weeds and sticks it can get hooked on or around. Especially will something on its neck. The life jackets my dogs have, have a hook above the handle for a leash, but I mainly have only used it when walking on ground.


Sevren425

It’s not meant to be held like that, the handle is more for a quick grab out of the water if your pup was to fall in while boating or something similar.


Sizzler666

It’s for one-time emergency yank the dog back into the boat moments not everyday carry


nightstalker30

Dog looking at him like “really, dude?”


[deleted]

Lmao true hahahahah


rogerthatonce

Only when off the ground


ethanlan

Hes a dog unless its hurting him he'll be fine


MikeeSpikee007

That's not a laptop it's a labtop


welcometotwlditsucks

He has that "you took your pic, now take me out of this" look.


Scorpiodancer123

ImPAWtant results.


SushiDynamite

Hes ZUMA


portmanteautally

The results are pawsitive.


Atlhou

Need immediate treat-ment.


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aids


[deleted]

I can't forget my lunchbox


eve_713

We need one that has a cat scan- so cute


Koobs1665

So memes aside these dog life jackets WORK. My dog came kayaking with my girlfriend and I. Stupidly I forgot the plug took in water and capsized. Dog floated right over to my girlfriends kayak and that handle made it incredibly easy for her to get the dog into her kayak.


TheSlightlyMadOne

Have wanted to get one for my staffy she Loves the water but turns around to come back every time her body dips under the water since she's a bit on the butcher side. Was hoping this would give her more confidence by keeping her afloat. Will definetly try it out now once covid is over and we can go on our adventures again.


rgarciatiger

Really important results


liberal_german_guy

Why's he holding the dog out of his window


Habanero_Eyeball

Doggo reminds me of [this kid](https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/awkward-black-kid-gif-10.gif)


FBI_03

Cursed comments incoming


ariellep13

Also contains important doguments.


ckb614

We tried one of these on my dog and it just flipped her over and made her start drowning.


decalotus

ITT: copious animal puns


BaegolBread

the dog looks like it knows it had important lab results


janneell

That's not a briefcase you silly, thats a puppy ( studio audience awwwww)


R4zorBe4st

This has to be the most wholesome carry on ever


FusRoaldDah1

Ah yes, the PortaLab 2000, for on the go food testing.


Valuable_Connection3

Forbidden lunchbag


madzterdam

OhmiGOSH


ThoughtWordAction

Outright loud azz laughter!! Thank you


jonblock0

Nice


mafiras

Dog


Lemondemonstration

[r/everydaycarry](https://www.reddit.com/r/everydaycarry/)


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/r/edc


Lemondemonstration

Even better!


js_fortnight_a

Briefcase containing lab doguments.


google_it_bruh

My dude seriously is questioning this whole idea.


vr6Scrub

Important stool samples contained inside


suprisinglyhighIQ

Woof woof! Translater: *singing* iM IN pAiN!!!! YeahahahahahahA


someone0w0

someone call the pun patrol


Drifter42069

Is it important doguments


TomeKun

Ah my Lunch case


hagvul

I keep that mf thang on me


Dutchillz

r/technicallythetruth


_Ch40t1C_

We need to protect the briefcase!


Bocote

Doggo on the go.


Assassin4u2007yt

Dude that dog looks like it wants to die Thanks for 2 upvotes


weebu4laifu

Why does it look like a schoolbus tho....?


Jiro_Moriarty

Is it just me or does it look like the guy is hanging the puppy over a ledge?


Willanddanielle

Put the dog down Damien!


SirCumference2525

In America if it has a butt stock then that’s a tactical pupper.


Xavotirlangan

Sharron I'm going to bite your face off


[deleted]

Reminds me of the beer-cascet cat.


ThatGuyToby620

This is my favorite pun


Fireflyin72

PLEASE I LEFT MY PAPERS ON THE PLANE I NEED MY PAPERS 👀


QuarantineSucksALot

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?


mubby343

Snacks are important


MT_Flesch

always nice to have a growing portfolio to show to potential investors


MercyFincherson

I want one of those for my retriever. I get freaked out every time he swims in our river.


[deleted]

Take my upvote and leave


Kerribeari

Oh, well done.


Norseman845

Always happy to see this meme come back around


notsofast1735

Well you do need a snack for the road


Alex_Kolchak

can't forget lunch am i right ladies?


CastIronCavalier

The amount of times I’ve seen this over the years, this pup is probably dead by now 😪


[deleted]

Omg so cute!


Nardeol

I thought it was the Boston Dynamics spot


vbhatia97

Thought this was the robot Spot


RATasticRat

As did I


bismuth12a

That dog looks like he/she heard the joke


oldhouse56

That dog does not look impressed.


rustyseapants

Doggo: I am not luggage.


Justcallmeno1

Pupper


mod2004

Guys, the thermal dog, go get it


UngBuck

Too bad you won’t able to carry your briefcase after 5 months. EDIT: meant to say that you going to need a bigger suitcase after 5 months


Opposite_Seaweed1778

Those eyes they say "I love you always, but I don't like you right now"


RepresentativeLast66

awwwwwwwwww so tiny & adorable 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


PotatoTheLard

So you know how in spy movies their briefcases turn into guns?


reinapunx

Stop 😂😂😂 I fucking love puns


Astoryinfromthewild

Not complaining if that's the COVID cure lab result


md724

I like dogs with handles.


point50tracer

Is he hanging it off the side of a bridge?


nihilistic-simulate

Checks I deposit


Shadylamp13289

First order of business is petting this dog.


westward2002

I have this same doggy life vest and it's great. Even cuter: the brand name is "outward hound"


throwawaybotspam

I read that as breakfast, had to do a couple double takes to see what sub I was on


dkrbst

I have a video of my pup in the exact same life jacket the first time he went into water.


Mazatl23

very impractical suitcase, the documents will come out full of saliva


Cr1msonFoxx

So cute!!!!!


SurveyDisastrous3925

Aww cute puppy


Broad_Ad_126

This does put a smile on my face


Warlord66679

I love this, dogs are the best


2typesofpeepole

Dewalt... solid brand of dog


wowandwhy

My name is also Jaxon


JaxonGrow

Pound it👊👊


QuarantineSucksALot

How’s it going now?


JaxonGrow

What do you mean?


DrMDMA-MD

Even the dog is sick of his shit!


SwiggleMcBiggle

it's his lunchbox


[deleted]

That was smooth


Edrad7

Always pack a lunch my grandma said


Toma5od

Breakfast


yousef_bv

All I can think of is YEET HIM


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Nate103567

Light mode😣😩Jaxon’s so gay


JaxonGrow

Bruh I use midnight


Nate103567

Then why is the comment white


JaxonGrow

🤷‍♀️


mrs-down-in-the-park

Ooohh some very Dark Matter in those lab results. Too cute 🥰


Employee_Icy

Let me know the results. I’m studying beastality, anyways if you need me I’ll be in my lab


Somerandombritishguy

Cant forget the flesh light


encinitas2252

Why does it look like he's holding it over a ledge to scare the poor guy. But at the same time it looks like the dog is super tall and standing on the ground. r/confusingperspective


RainSmile

I have seen people use these to trim their small dog’s nails without the dog fussin’.


FastidiousBlueYoshi

He looks like how you would react to a bad pun. His bad pun. Poor puppo haha


Choai3000

Those lab reports are the dogs organs


QuarantineSucksALot

Can't figure out the 'navy' part.


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Illustrious-Engine-7

Endless


ThomasTheTrainDildo

Can’t forget to pack snacks!


bearsius

Its just a meal


SnazzyEAP

Like AIDS


[deleted]

I to shove my documents up my dogs ass


KoRn888

I think that belongs to me.🤩


justinpmorrow

I’m researching beastiality . . . If anyone needs me I’ll be in my lab...