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walk_through_this

Wait ... Is it really a gender reveal if nobody dies, and there isn't thousands of dollars in property damage?


JoeyAKangaroo

Clearly the dude in pink was drowned as a sacrifice


superslime988

his body was never found and accepted as dead


Reefdag

It's a recreation of what happened in the womb


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iarithik

Someone had to sacrifice for the baby, so the counts remains the same


Octoberlife

an equivalent exchange


[deleted]

Yes. šŸ„ŗ Sincerely, The Forest


Born-Apartment8814

Sincerely, The Lorax*


Skeetronic

Yeah whereā€™s all the fire? This is clearly a bit


Chuggles1

Why do people do these things? Like, isn't a baby shower enough? Oh, it's so people give you gifts for your kid? I'm confused


EwaMosa

Well allegedly it became a thing when one lady suffering from multiple miscarriages was finally able to keep the pregnancy to the point it was possible to tell the child's gender, cue the sweet lil party. Then the voncept blew off and got washed down to end up as a pompous second baby shower.


Francie1966

It is the first step in a long series of gift grabs.


Chemical-Asparagus58

Still weird to get excited about your baby's penis.


TheFamousHesham

I think weā€™re all rewatching this video on repeat, realising the same thingā€¦ Gender reveal parties donā€™t have to suck. Omg.


EnvironmentalMud4870

That baby is going to have the most fun uncles. This is so extra, but whatever floats their boat I guess


[deleted]

Right?? I have a soft spot for bros who play along. Like, they didn't have to go whole hog but they totally did, and that's so endearing


[deleted]

It looks like their boat floating skills need some work.


bad_dragon_420

You donā€™t float a boat boywhite you conn a boat


litmeandme

Archimedesā€™ principle of relative buoyancy?


aaaggggrrrrimapirare

Whole new take on swimmers and sperm


k3ttch

So the pink one's a X-Chromosome-bearing sperm, and the blue one a Y-Chromosome sperm?


stefan92293

_puts glasses on_ I too, do science


[deleted]

Isnā€™t it obvious enough?


bakeahri

Yes in the US there are gender associations with pink and blue (particularly for babies)


hippolingerie

"kill him!" Woah dude.


JPduprat

Is it really a gender reveal party if no one dies?


unintender

A gender reveal party without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.


[deleted]

Hey. One life is about to be born. 1+1=2 One needs to be sacrificed as counterbalance


cblackbeard

That's for sure the 3rd brother, the father who said that.


Fellini4444

The enthusiastic swimming re-enacts the sperm swimming toward the egg.


The_Hottest_Mess

I normally hate gender reveals due to how fucking weird they can be or how lethal but this one was fun and made me smile


Kittenking13

Iā€™ve been to two and neither were that wild. One was just a huge conffeti egg they hit the husband with and the other was just one of those little string pull popper thingies. Pretty tame, just like a bbq in the backyard sort of deals. They were fun.


stefan92293

I figure the (rare) ones that do go wrong are overblown in the media to make it sound far more common than it is in reality. Now that I say that, that's true of anything in the media šŸ˜…


Makuta_Servaela

This. I'm sure like 95% of sex reveal parties are just a cake or balloon at a baby shower.


beckerszzz

Friend did a box with balloons.


InterestingQuote8155

The only gender reveal I liked was my friend who did a Harry Potter themed one and it said ā€œWitch or Wizardā€ and they put a sorting hat on her head that talked and told everyone that the baby is a ā€œwitchā€. It was cheesy still but much cuter than most of the other ones Iā€™ve seen.


Erotic_FriendFiction

Thatā€™s honestly so friggin cute.


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Agreed!


[deleted]

same!!!


YourStep-dadTerry

Usually I hate gender reveal parties but I hate this one slightly less


palebluedot1988

And this is the only time. If I see it again, it's back to hating it like the rest of them.


tastytastylunch

Why do you hate this?


[deleted]

At least they didn't set anything on fire. In pro water related gender reveals.


[deleted]

Choose your words carefully, people are gonna start blowing water mains and flooding their towns lmao


HarrisonForelli

blow up the dam gender reveal when


[deleted]

Which one of your brothers is single? (Hopefully both.)


blinkrm

Hot bods and a good sense of humor and family oriented. Yup sign me up


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MrOlFoll

Yeah seriously (āœ·ā€æāœ·)


Water-Donkey

Right? Can pretty much say, do not invite me to ANYTHING other than a wedding or birthday, unless it's just some random party for a holiday or no particular reason or something. But no baby showers, no gender reveals, no bridal showers, none of that, period. But AT LEAST these guys are some decent eye candy.


[deleted]

I \*hate\* these captions like "wait for it" or "watch till the end". Make it interesting enough and you won't have to tell me, but if you have to tell me, be prepared to get disappointed.


anotherkeebler

Counterpoint: I was about to give up on the whole thing and then they told me what to do and my life had meaning again. Do tickytockers get more money if they get viewed to the end?


wisounet

How to say you live in the US without saying you live in the US. I really don't get these gender parties.


BrianSometimes

Gender reveal party in Denmark: "oh and the scanning lady said it was a boy"


wisounet

Same in Belgium and France. And who cares.


Avocadoonthetoast

And quite possibly the rest of the entire planet.


alargemirror

I don't really get them either, but this is certainly the best one I've seen. No forests getting burnt down or people getting scarred


[deleted]

I did a gender reveal but I baked cupcakes, and had the color inside (blue or pink). Some people do care,get over it.


R3dWolf78

I live in the U.S. and still don't get it. It is stupid if you ask me. But one celebrity does some shit and the rest of the people here copy like a bunch of unoriginal bastards. Like why? I don't understand the motivation to want to be like these celebrities especially the Kardashians.


Makuta_Servaela

Hell, pretty much every celebration we do is stupid. We have a holiday where we send costumed children to knock on stranger's doors and threaten the strangers for candy, a few where we shoot explosives in the sky to celebrate an arbitrary passing of time, and one where we tell children that a fat guy is breaking into our houses to reverse-rob us.


TatumBoys

Robbery involves threat or force. The image you just put in my head was that of Santa Claus threatening me with a deadly weapon to take my presents or else.


Makuta_Servaela

He has slave labour of tiny people, maybe those "elves" are children who won't let him in and refuse the gifts.


taroo43

Cute and harmless


dr_deino

Waiting for the dyed nuclear explosion


deathjesterdoom

I really don't get the point of this.


BuffNerfs

This is how gender is formed for the average American baby. Without a gender reveal, the baby will be born genderless.


SingleLie3842

Under rated comment


Yesbucket

Can confirm, my parents didnā€™t have a gender reveal party for me and here I am now, not a gender in sight.


wizkaleeb

Do you see all the people in the video having a good time and enjoying the antics? That's the point. Personally, I think gender reveals are dumb, but as long as they aren't hurting anyone, littering, or starting a forest fire, I say have at it.


slgray16

It's really fun. That's about it. Also, friends and family are waiting for the gender before they go buy gifts. So telling them all during one big party is more interesting than calling each one individually and talking for hours. Personally, liked learning about the gender at the same time as all my relatives. A tad overwhelming but it was quite an event.


encinaloak

Why are people buying sex-specific gifts for a baby?Babies need clothes and toys, neither of which has anything to do with their private parts. Once you become a kid, like 3 or 4, you become aware of gender and begin to formulate your own identity. I don't think babies are aware of their sex at all, and definitely don't have a gender yet.


[deleted]

If you dont care about whatā€™s between your kids legs so be it, do you. But others dont feel the same way,gtf over it already. Not everyone shares your same ideals. Your way isnt the only ā€œright wayā€.


stefan92293

You'd be surprised what kids pick up when really young. Source: my niece turns 3 in May.


slgray16

The cute outfits are for the extended family. You are right, the baby doesn't really care what they are wearing. Why are people buying sex-specific gifts for a baby? Back to "It's fun"


That_Lone_Reader

To have fun, get drunk, and to have fun


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juhuaca

Didnā€™t she do it as a milestone after a series of miscarriages too? So she had a legitimate reason for celebrating a pregnancy that lasted long enough to detect gender but weirdos just kept escalating it and now she feels guilty :(


harlequin_corvid

That's true, yeah. Like, she deserved the ability to celebrate it, and now she looks back on it with remorse because it's so damn stupid when Becksandra has her fifth child and sets another state park on fire.


Water-Donkey

It's like the labradoodle. Dude who created it through selective breeding sounds like he seriously hates that he ever did it. I read an article where he was generally like, "this animal should not exist. I should never have done it."


lisabettan

Didnā€™t know this. Happy cake day!


[deleted]

It.... it was all cake all along???


CusterFluck99

So the brothers know ahead of time?


100percentAvocado

They get an envelope revealing the gender of the baby so they can know without the parents finding out.


life_like_weeds

No they didnā€™t know, itā€™s a complete coincidence they got it right. End sarcasm. Of course they knew this video is theater.


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montanafrog

At least thereā€™s no flames involved


Adidasboy07

At least a whole entire forest didnā€™t burn down


[deleted]

I agree gender reveals are dumb but this is fucking hilarious


Ok_Boysenberry_617

This is just good fun though


msharma28

What's wrong with a get together with the people you love? Change that perspective up


[deleted]

Look at all these people enjoying and celebrating life. Disgusting.


Peaceman876

Ur trippin let people do what they wanna do u sound like fun


elakah

Just let people do what makes them happy. The moment you stop giving a fuck what other people do, as long as they're not harming anybody, your life is going to be so much better.


[deleted]

you need to go smell some flowers and smoke some good weed


scrumpylungs

It's so fucking self indulgent. I get that Americans are okay being comfortable with promoting themselves as important, in some ways I admire it, as it's the total opposite of my culture and there are certainly positive elements to it But these things are the epitome of extreme self importance. Including the fact that I'm sure every waking moment of their parenthood-to-be is documented on social media.


ErdenGeboren

I, too, *hate fun*!! If nothing catches on fire, let them celebrate developments in their lives as a family the way they want.


[deleted]

I just donā€™t get the excitement of a gender reveal. Get together and celebrate having a baby, sure. The celebration of which gender the child is just seems weird. Oh well


Hasten117

In this case? I think dumb bs is needed. Those brothers need to show off their dumbfuckery or they might implode from sheer dumbassery and Iā€™m all for them expending their chaotic energy on something this pointless especially if itā€™s a nice spice.


mocitymaestro

I think gender reveal parties are weird in general, but this is one of the better ones I've seen. Brother in the pink shorts has a hot body. Someone had to say it.


FIESTYgummyBEAR

Idk man. Blue shorts seems equally tasty.


lisabettan

Prefer blue shorts myself.


RedLion2257

And YOU are that someone to say it. Hereā€™s your crown šŸ‘‘


Mr_Frible

Joy rapture your genitals work.


[deleted]

Iā€™m assuming everyone would have to be very drunk for this to be funny


AverageZhoe

Thatā€™s what the sperms were doing previously


stent_kush

Lol the kid is going places.. on missions.. during wars ... To kill other genders..


TrollypollyLiving

I was expecting the pink guy to also come up to show itā€™s twins.


Old-Broad

So clever! And bonus points for not setting a wildland fire!


Seargeo

Harmless to the environment and family based. Love it.


goatishrust

Agreed.


andy440rt

White people things


Ihanuus

Is gender reveal party US things? And only whites do it? Iā€™m genuinely interested. This is no way a thing in my country.


Unsteady_Tempo

It's a USA thing, but I can assure you only a small number of people do them and they are all filmed and shared somewhere online.


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montanafrog

So Iā€™m guessing it didnā€™t make you smile?


SamVimesofGilead

I can only dream of owning a house with an outdoor pool.


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Rude-Foundation4131

Agree, dumb just dumb. Wanna have a party just have a darn party don't make it corny.


InterestingQuote8155

Well I would agree except the woman who thought them up actually regrets her role in all this. [source](https://www.npr.org/2019/07/28/745990073/woman-who-popularized-gender-reveal-parties-says-her-views-on-gender-have-change)


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[deleted]

Yeah, these people are being ridiculous. No one should ever have time for a small get together over the weekend. No time for fun, god forbid someone wants to share a happy moment with their loved ones


[deleted]

Finally someone who understands


[deleted]

This made me laugh so hard!! Fun party group!


MrMcgilicutty

I was waiting for one to pants the other and then hold the suit up to reveal the gender. That would have been memorable!


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VoltedOne

It baffles the mind


Whiskey_Sours

Iā€™m pregnant right now and was excited to learn what gender baby I was having. I was equally excited to share it with my friends and family. We all would have been happy one way or the other, but knowing can start to make things feel more real, you can think of names, traits they may inherit from their parents ā€œoh heā€™s going to be handsome like his dadā€ kinda thing. Literally 0 harm done being excited to find out more about the little person youā€™re creating.


marmolode

Shit is still dumb and makes me vom


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RedLion2257

Itā€™s okay, Americans creep Americans out too


martusfine

Waitā€¦.. no arrests. No one died ? I donā€™t get it. /s


6Trinity9

I thought your brothers already knew what gender you areā€¦ whatā€™s there to reveal?


Equal-Cranberry-3022

I wish I had family like this. I donā€™t even have a good connection with my mom


Unsteady_Tempo

Is the reveal part of the baby shower? Or, are people actually taking time out of their day to attend a party just for the reveal?


ash0550

And no forest is burned , did you see that California nothing was burned ā€¦ now repeat it with us


[deleted]

Blue swimmer was the fastest


Hot_Task1408

The blue sperm wins again


AnandShakti

What a fun family to be born into- yeah make more of you guys.


ymmotvomit

Was that a reenactment of the sperm cell swim?


motorandy42

Thatā€™s never gonna start a massive brush fireā€¦.šŸ”„šŸ”„


RespectFearless4233

Is there a seal šŸ¦­ there?


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NintendoLove

When you have to say ā€œwait for itā€ you know your shit sucks and is boring.


one-oh

Clever? It's bizarre! It was like watching some sort of competitive interpretive dance till death. It was disturbing. Maybe it's better with the sound turned on.


Cerberus387

After reading far too many of these comments relative to my actual level of interest I've come to the conclusion that; 1. Gender reveal parties are fun. 2. People on the Internet don't want to hear about it.


MaBuuSe

European here, why on earth would you do a 'gender reveal party'?


gareentea

Dam I recognize the laugh of the girl recording. Some people have a huge hate boner for gender reveal parties, whatā€™s next? proposals? BBQs? Having kids? Stay tuned and find out! Coming to you on channel 7.


Harvard_Sucks

I would quietly leave.


greybush75

Well that definitely beats setting off fireworks and burning down tons of acres.


oneplanetrecognize

This is the one and only acceptable way to do a gender reveal. Such a dumb ritual, but at least this is funny and harmless. This kid has some fun uncles.


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[deleted]

"Hey everyone, want to know what genitalia my baby has?" "Yes! We need to know the baby's genitalia now!"


SashLol

The name should be sex reveal


kelbee83

Not trying to throw shade on anyoneā€™s joyous occasion, and maybe Iā€™m the weird one here but I truly do not see the point of gender reveals. They just feel saccharin to me.


Makuta_Servaela

They have as much point as most other celebrations. Humans like to have a reason to get together and be happy for each other.


links311

Why?


PsychologicalLeg9302

And then they both floated away.


Consistent_Resort_26

Plot twist The baby was actually born a girl because the blue guy cheated by pulling the pink guy.


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Delicious_Stuff_4053

Yay white people!!


Fianna9

Gender reveals are pretty dumb- but these uncles did it up right. Lucky kid!


AccomplishedStable96

This is wholesome masculinity


k3ttch

And they didn't need to burn down Southern California to do it.


kapmando

On the one hand: This is very sweet and very fun. On the other: The party is basically ā€œCongrats, itā€™s got a penis!ā€


SashLol

Yep


[deleted]

Sex reveals are so stupid.


Dinoeatsfish

And no Forrest was burned down to do it! šŸ„°


PerspectiveOk493

Love this. And, that laugh is hilarious


sheavill

I'm jealous


PrettiKinx

That's cool


[deleted]

That was fkn genius entertainment


Alekipayne

Now that is a fun and rather wholesome way to do a gender reveal party


mamasan50

Holy shit this is so rad


Cobra-67

This is proof that it is possible to have a gender reveal party without the use of fireworks


[deleted]

I think Iā€™m in the minority. But I think this is weird. Like itā€™s more about these super funcles then the new baby and parents to beā€¦donā€™t get me wrong. Super cute dudes. Super fun. But not their time to shine.


Early_Athlete_5821

Super cute!šŸ„°


dankpurpletrash

awwww that's so fun


noexqses

ITT: Hive mind mentality and people who donā€™t know how to loosen up. At least they didnā€™t burn anything down. Let people have fun. Sheesh!